Shoe Quest
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You are on a quest to get the shoe
Currently you do not have the shoe, but you would like to get it. You need guidance on how to get the show
What will you do?
>>33636
Leave.
>>33636
Cautiously get that shoe
>>33636
Smack it to the floor with your head.
>>33657
Leave how? You appear to be trapped in a box
>>33689
Equip Question Hook as primary weapon
>>33672
But how get shoe?
>>33698
Equip both hooks?
>>33701
Swallow it.
>>33701
Yes, if our dual-wielding stat allows us to be proficient enough.
>>33701
equip hooks as arms in which to grab shoe
>>33701
get confused and equip all three hooks
Roll to see what I get
dice+2d6
>>33707
You do not know how to swallow something you cannot get.
>>33710
It is but it appears the second hook is embedded into the ceiling
>>33719
Three hooks?
>>33751
Think about what you had for breakfast
>>33751
call mom
>>33732
I got shoe cancer. Rolling to cure.
>>33777
It was a very delicious piece of toast with jam
>>33795
Mom says she loves you
>>33825
ask mom about shoe
>>33809
Equip Question Hook-Hook in off-hand to make use of its extended range against oncoming foes.
>>33833
You can't hear her the hook is in the way and she hung up
>>33859
eat thought-toast
>>33841
You're not really sure what this means so you grab the other hook and equip it. You carefully avoid confusion to avoid generating more hooks
>>33880
You can't quite reach it if only you could.
>>33876
I'm just picking at random or whatever's around since this board is pretty slow and it's just a shitty mspaint quest
>>33930
Upgrade your dual-wielding lvl.1 "white hooks" to lvl.2 "red hooks"
>>33968
This is pretty nice
>>34006
grow mustache
>>33930
Think of a sandal. A sexy sandal. Make that whore shoe jealous. You don't need that shoe. Shoe needs you
>>34027
That's right!
>>34026
You can't grow a mustache but you do strap on a fake mustache
>>34057
Fuse your arms with the red hooks to become REDHOOKR, MASTER OF RED HOOKS
>>34057
yell at shoe
>>34057
Think of raising a happy beautiful sandal family. Wait for shoe to come to you
>>34081
>>34086
You do so and proceed to berate the stupid shoe
>>34124
Don't just insult it, engage in a debate with it.
Maybe you can talk him into being yours.
>>34124
mate shoe and sandal, form new type of footwear
>>34124
Shift POV. You are now shoe
>>34124
I am shoe. Rolling combat initiative, 1d20
>>34153
Initiative of 13 (53mod20).
Roll, hook wielding scum.
>>34124
Masturbate and attempt to ejaculate on the shoe using your great sense of trajectory.
man door hand hook car door
>>34142
You attempt to debate the shoe, but it doesn't respond.
This makes you sad.
>>34148
You drop the sandal on the shoe but it refuses to mate.
>>34149
You are now the shoe.
>>34153
You actions as shoe are limited.
You may
1. Sit there quietly
2. Kill the guy standing next to you
>>34190
What guy?
>>34190
You tell the shoe about Communism and about how those who are the most needed should receive the most.
Your hooks turn into one massive sickle and you grow a massive beard.
>>34190
I sit here quietly, contemplating the void
>>34190
man door hand hook car door
>>34190
I fucked up with the shoe POV
Become the thought breakfast thing
>>34207
The guy right here, with the hooks.
>>34223
You sit there quietly and contemplate the void. It's dark.
>>34221
You cannot grow a beard nor attach your fake beard because of the hooks on your hands. And these are hooks not sickles. Completely different.
>>34256
Think about a lobster, morph with it, acknowledge your calling as a lobsterman.
>>34256
The Dark of the void fills me with a want to bring death. roll to kill the man next to me.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>34273
>>34268
You try to think about lobster but you're not quite sure what it is. This is lobster, right?
>>34273
>>34291
You do not need to roll to kill the man. You can kill him instantaneously.
>>34301
MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR DOOR
>>34301
Oh. No, in that case I will continue to sit here quietly.
>>34301
Eat the lobster to gain its powers and proceed to watch out for shoe attacks
>>34337
just kidding. DROP DEAD, LOBSTER MAN
>>34328
?
>>34337
The shoe continues to sit there quietly
>>34363
Use hook to stab shoe into submission
>>34363
Break the 4th wall. Walk towards the computer screen
>>34351
The shoe crushes the lobster
>>34363
fuck it
I spiritually become one with the shoe; the shoe gets me as I get the shoe
>>34394
SHOE IS OUTSIDE THE BOX. RUN FREE SHOE
>>34394
catch shoe with hooks
>>34379
You stab the shoe and take out all your frustration on it.
>>34409
The shoe is already back on the pedestal
And it could always leave if it so wanted to
>>34433
grow goatee
>>34433
Shoe:leave box
Man: hold on tight to show.
Time for a wild ride
>>34433
I, the shoe, move to just outside of the box, just next to man, and mock him for being trapped
>>34433
kick man in face
>>34433
take a break and just jack off for a bit
remove hooks obviously
>>34456
>>34466
The shoe can only leave the box as part of commands to instantaneously kill any life form. It doesn't understand the concept of leaving the box on its own
>>34481
The shoe can only sit there idly or kill the man instantaneously.
Promote the shoe to Political Commissar of the Red Army.
>>34493
get a degree in gender studies
the shoe is merely a social construct
/quest
>>34493
switch right hand weapon with left hand weapon and shave mustache
>>34493
Hook one of your hand-hooks to a thought of a rocket flying away.
>>34493
kill his entire family except him
>>34493
Kill yourself
>>34515
Promoted.
>>34528
You shave the mustache
>>34568
Check where the box is going to be shipped to
>>34568
grow mustache again
>>34568
the shoe grows a goatee
>>34548
Your mom is now dead.
>>34607
That was your last fake mustache! And you can't attach new ones with these hook hands anyways
>>34603
Looks like it'll be shipped to "Orange"
>>34633
Become 3D and open the box.
>>34633
take hat from shoe, wear hat
>>34633
I, shoe, kill the orange
>>34633
Attend to undergo nuclear fusion by smashing the hooks together very quickly
>>34633
stop thinking about breakfast
>>34633
break 4th wall and use ? sign as 3rd hook
>>34633
Start thinking about what you will eat for lunch
>>34633
Cross the hook-streams together and teleport away from the box.
>>34658
You take the shoe's hat but in the process put a hole in it because you can only carry it with your hooks.
>>34671
You stop thinking about breakfast.
>>34711
You begin to think about lunch instead. Maybe just a sandwich?
>>34729
attach third hook to genitals, upgrade lvl 2 red hooks lvl 3 blue hooks
>>34729
Put orange in your inventory
>>34729
Stop relying on other people and start acting, read a self help book.
>>34729
think about shoe
>>34756
The third hook is stuck in the ceiling, but you upgrade your existing hooks. Pretty nifty.
>>34761
You add it to your inventory. Oddly it's exactly where it was previously.
>>34770
You could not help your self to reading the book even if you tried.
>>34776
You think about shoe.
>>34822
use lvl 3 wind powers to blow third hook off ceiling
>>34822
Get thought bubble shoe
>>34822
Be the thought shoe and instantly kill the shoe and take his place
>>34822
Change perspective to look sideways.
>>34822
Did you try to bite the shoe?
>>34822
Use the hat as a fan to blow the shoe free.
>>34834
You don't have wind powers.
>>34836
But how do you "get" bubble shoe?
>>34846
You kill the shoe and take its place.
>>34849
You have not.
Should you?
>>34885
umm, yea you do. what do you think those hooks are for? lvl 2 was fire power and you didn't even use it. lvl 3 is wind power.
>>34885
Yes, try and bite the shoe, it could be lunch or even dinner.
>>34885
Think of multiple shoes
>>34885
Change perspective to inside out
>>34885
Have a lunch consisting of sandwich, orange and shoe
>>34903
Yes you can taste it! It's so close, you know you almost "got" the shoe. You almost weep tears of joy at the prospect of clearing your quest
>>34914
You do this while thinking of multiple shoes.
>>34885
You are already wearing shoes. Show the rest of your legs.
>>35003
Give the shoe an erotic blowjob to excite it and get it out.
>>35062
What, these legs?
>>35087
ENHANCE ON THOSE LEGS
>>35111
You enhance
You ignore the fact that the right leg seems to be anti-aliased
>>35145
KEEP ENHANCING!
>>35145
ZOOM AND ENHANCE ON THAT KNEE! I SEE A TINY OBJECT!
>>35145
I SEE SHOE. TAKE YOUR TINY SHOE FROM FOOT.
>>35156
>>35154
>>35157
The knee right?
>>35181
Extract the knee.
>>35181
Zoom and enhance on foot, I see a shoe.
>>35181
Look for bees inside of your knee.
>>35181
Grab the enhance boxes
>>35207
This foot?
Summon a 3/8 Spurdo Spärde that has a foot fetish
>>35232
NOW GRAB TINY SHOE
>>35232
YES. ZOOM AND ENHANCE.
>>35232
Use the enlarged foot as a crowbar to remove the shoe.
>>35282
>>35281
That's just a barefoot.
Don't you know what a shoe looks like?
Like on your left foot. Now this, is a shoe.
>>35313
GRAB LEFT FOOT SHOE
>>35313
Cut off skin using question mark to craft shoe
>>35313
Be the shoe and kill the foot shoe to take his place
>>35319
You attempt to grab it
>>35386
Wonder where the shoe went, and quickly take its place on the pedestal
>>35386
Wont you fall if you grab your own foot?
>>35386
Summon a 3/8 Spurdo Spärde that has a foot fetish.
>>35413
You take your place on the pedestal.
The shoe is no longer being grabbed by you and you now lack shoes on both feet
Convert to Judaism
>>35453
Get rid of these fucking enhance boxes
>>35453
Zoom out of the entire perspective
>>35507
You get rid of them, but it leaves a really weird gap in everything
>>35581
Fill the gap with thoughts of shoes
>>35581
Use zoom gaps to get rid of the pedestal, take the shoe with both ? hands
>>35597
>>35610
You do a bit of both.
You can feel it in your hooks.
You almost got the shoe.
It's right there. Your quest is near its conclusion
>>35706
REACH FOR THE SHOE AS FAR AS YOU CAN
>>35581
Eliminate layer containing shoe stand.
>>35706
Grab that fucking shoe!
>>35718
>>35743
You grab the shoe
>>35722
>>35757
And delete the shoe stand.
The shoe is practically yours.
You just need to do one last thing and you've got it.
What is it?
>>35810
now wear the shoe
>>35810
Put the shoe on!
>>35810
Marry and have honeymoon at Orange
>>35810
eat the shoe
>>35818
>>35823
>>35850
You put on the shoe!
You completed the quest and have won the game! Really shitty mspaint text graphics inform you of this
The orange congratulates you.
Thanks for playing!
>>35965
Good quest. Thank you OP.
>>35965
So...how do you get out of the box?
>>35980
The quest was to get the shoe not to get out of the box
Total Score for this game:
1 dead mother
1 dead supposed Lobster
1 dead shoe
1 deleted shoe
1 shoe lost
1 shoe gained
>>35965
It was fun.
>>35965
>the hat
Oh OP am I laffin
