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You are Bill O'Reilly.

Today is your first day at FOX NEWS.
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Yell at secretary
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Yell at boss
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Blame the liberals.
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>>33035
Begin to feel welcome with the other Fox News anchors.
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Get Sting to play you out.
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>>33035
Have sex with "it", then proceed to also do it broadcasted in real time.
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Do it live
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FUCK IT
I'LL DO IT LIVE.
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Shut down dumb liberals with superior ideas and eloquence.
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Yell at conservatives.
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Tonight: Why WON'T the Secret Service allow guns at the RNC in Cleveland?
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>>33035
Have a milkshake.
Shill my books.
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Rolled 88 (1d100)

Shout at someone.
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>>33035
Saunter up to the desk. Read the teleprompter and pretend Im saying whats writen without paying attention.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

Go punch that motherfucker Bill Maher in the mouth for stealing my first name and being a worse pundit than I am.
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Rolled 29, 45, 56, 44, 42, 29, 71, 94, 48, 67, 49, 77, 62, 65, 1 = 779 (15d100)

>>33035
Fuck it, do it live.
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

Yell at interns
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