Oh shit nigger, you're about to go on an deep sea submarine adventure! But first you must choose who are you working for: the military? A corporation? Or do you want to stick it to da man and work for yourself?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327666
mystery box
>>327666
Let's go FULL CORPORATE.
>>327671
There is no mystery box
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327677
Independent then. We don't need no corporation or military to back us up.
LOCK IT IN!
>>327679
Being independent gives you these choices for a sub. Just know that because you're not backed by a corporation or the military, your crew will consists of a bunch of your friends and room mates
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327684
Argonaut
You're late NaP
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>327684
FUCK THOSE CHOICES
GET THE MYSTERY BOX OPTION BETWEEN HEIRLOOM AND SUB SANDWICH
Lock in again!
>>327689
From my perspective I'm on time.
Anyway, ya sure m8
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>327692
Lock in
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>327692
Confirming selection, Captain!
>>327696
And since this is your vessel, you can rename it, if that's waht you want
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327697
"Moby Dick"
Lock in
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327697
Jason
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327697
Spoops McGoops
>>327699
Ah yes, yer the captain of the Moby Dick. You command the Dick.
Anyway, choose what you look like. If this was backed by a big corporation you would ahve gene altering technologies to alter your appearance anyway you like, but since you're indie, this is all you get
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>327712
Beardless Captain
Lock in
>>327714
Enter name here
>>327712
>>327714
Confirming for baby face.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327719
Babyface
Lock in
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327719
Derps McGurps
>>327719
Head Commander Doyle (of the Dick)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>327719
Melvin
Lock in
>>327730
Strange Family name you got there
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>327733
Its a missprint. Melvin Lochness
>>327743
That's good. Confirm it!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327743
Confirm
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327749
I dont have a name
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327749
Eat a corndog OP
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327760
I didn't expect this to be a puzzle quest...
/exit name input
/help
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>327766
Baha
>>327766
Simon must be reading his fanfiction out loud.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327766
Skip name creation and cut to us boarding our sub
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327773
Sea Man
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>327773
Hit enter
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327773
Notaskeleton Lochin
>>327777
Where the quads at?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>327773
Jack Sparrow
>>327779
Just know that if Disney comes to my house with a lawsuit, it's all your fault
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327787
Zack Spareroom
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327787
I regret nothing. Hit enter.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327787
Anons gang up on OP and beat the fag down
>>327789
Domestic abuse
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327803
Oh shit, we're past naming
Hug the enter key to make up for it
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327803
OH SHIT IT CALLED THE DEEP SEA POLICE!
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327803
So wait, who are we?
>>327807
"Hands up, creep"
>>327809
You're Jack
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>327814
The Deep Sea Police starts beating our ass
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327820
Make a getaway on our sub and leave our ass as a distraction.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327820
DONKEY NOOOO!
>>327814
Aren't we in our ship? Have our crew members throw him in the brig.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327821
Blow up the rails before we get on track again.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327820
A valiant sacrifice, we shall never forget you
>>327821
Wow that was an abrupt start to your deep sea voyage.
As your Mody Dick descends the waters you think about what's your goal for going deep down into the sea
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>327830
To find the lost city of Atlantis and get a mermaid waifu
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327830
To be the first man to procreate with a creature living in the deepest trench existing.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327830
Collect waifus and treasure. Then start Outer Heaven.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327830
To fuck a sea-urchin.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327830
To find the forgotten land of Mysterious Boxia.
>>327834
... but Atlantis sounds okay.
I guess.
>>327834
Steve, your first mate, and also room mate, looks at you skeptically
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327858
Tell him to shut it or he's getting tossed out into the sea.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327858
Duck you started sooner than expected NoP.
Let's get to know our crew!
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327858
Not just any sea-urchin.
THE sea-urchin.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>327858
"STEVE, WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?"
>>327864
"I don't get it"
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327871
Shut it steve! Bring the rest of the crew so we remember what they look like and their names!.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>327871
Let's meet the crew
Starting with the cook
An Orc Cook
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327871
That sea-urchin is the legend of deep sea! We'll be heroes if we manage to fuck it up!
>>327877
"Greetings, Captain" said your cook and home ec classmate
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327886
What's for dinner, m8?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327886
Attention all crew, please report to the bridge for a head count.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327886
Cook Stewbings, you are possibly the most decorated officer on this ship, plus you make a fine ass pasta.
You are most welcome on the bridge at any time.
>>327890
"Ay yo where's the captain"
>>327897
It's time for the high dive test.I'll be observing from the water
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>327897
your sub hits the bridge support
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327897
Hey steve have you seen the rest of the crew? You dont think we left them on the surface with that cop did we on that bridge?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327897
Welp, looks like it's just you the cook and the first mate on this sub...
Better hire some new crew mates at the underwater pub and grill.
>>327900
"oh wait, there he is"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327908
it starts minigame with catching your falling down crew
fuck up and you'll be left with only cook and Steve
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327908
BET YOU GUYS 5 BUCKS YOU WONT JUMP DOWN HERE FROM THAT HIGH!!
>>327910
Now roll 5d100, The first dice is the picking dice, highest gets picked. The following 4 is for the 4 crewmen. If a crewman's roll is higher than 30 then he is saved
Rolled 70, 41, 74, 31, 57 = 273 (5d100)
>>327921
gotta save em all
Rolled 57, 71, 71, 3, 45 = 247 (5d100)
>>327921
Rolled 45, 4, 58, 69, 20 = 196 (5d100)
>>327921
I'll fuck it up
Rolled 85, 22, 84, 99, 42 = 332 (5d100)
>>327921
Yus
>>327926
Amazingly, you saved them all
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>327932
Introduce everyone
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>327932
Unfortunately they landed in your shipment of sink bombs, cut to them saluting us.
>>327934
"But they didn't?" questioned Steve
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327936
Whats causing that smell then?
>>327941
Ah yes, your crew:
- Dan "the Man": Voted most likely to die first for cheap drama
- Tyrone: Black guy who lived next door to you, owes you 5 dollars
- Wilson: Went to school with you that one time
- Manlet: a manlet
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>327953
A group of dolphins begin harassing your sub
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>327953
We need to obtain more crew. Preferably of the Russian persuasion.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327953
Plot a course for the deepest trench.
>>327963
"Hell no! Aint no reds getting on this sub! Death to commies!" claimed Wilson
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327953
go to the onboard sauna and discuss the problem with our ass to the crew.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327968
Someone throws vodka at Wilson
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>327968
descend into the sea in search of waifus
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327968
He reveals himself to be a nazi along with the manlet and dan the man.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327968
Explain that the Russians will also be cute girls.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>327984
That's a full bottle, it should've exploded into shards
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>327984
drink vodka and dive
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>327984
He rages and annilates the manlet.
>>327990
"Captain, are you sure diving under the influence is a good idea?"
yerrssh
>>328001
On the quest for Pepe island
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328001
THE SHARK IN THE BACKGROUND CALLS THE DEEP SEA POLICE ON US
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328001
While were diving check our secret stash of "illegal consumables"
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>328001
Also, abuse prescription drugs whilst driving in order to forget our tragic past.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328001
"Why else do you think I've been smoking meth, jackass?!"
>>328004
And so it did
IF IT HAND FINGERS, HAH! TAKE THAT, MARINE LIFE!
#LANDLUBBER4EVER
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328017
His squid friend calls the police using his tentacles
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328017
Capture it the cook can make shark fin soup.
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>328017
Drive by harpooning.
>>328017
We hit rock bottom
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328025
>>328020
oh nnoes
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328029
Lucky for us we're in international waters.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328029
The Deep Sea Police arrive and ram our submarine
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>328029
Do a drive by harpooning on them to stop them.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328029
Deep Sea police sub begins battle with us
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328041
You gain a wanted level
>>328042
"Damn! Captain! We're now officially wanted criminals! We better be careful now"
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328046
lets look at whats the best thing to dive for right now
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328046
Itsh, ok...
Make depthsh of 20000 leaguesh, we are searcshing, for culthlu
>>328050
"Well captain, accoding to this poorly drawn map, with our current location we can dive for three things. First, there are some ruins near here, possible from some ancient civilaztionn or something, there may be treasure there. Then there's a ship wreckage that hopefully also contain some things worth salvaging. And then there's a huge hole that'll take us even deeper down into the abyss, who knows what we'll find down there"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328058
To the abyss numbah 1
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328058
DIVE FOR THOSE RUINS
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328058
Lookin for Cthulhu in the ruins
>>328060
Aw yeaaah, check out your sick diving skills.
You're getting thirsty, betting drink some more
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>328065
Look underwater jews
Such majestic creatures
Do we have a biologist on board? Please don't tell me it's the cook
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>328065
search for waifus
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328065
Drink rum. ALL THE RUM.
WE ARE NOW SUBMARINE PIRATES!
>>328070
Damn, the abyss is pretty dark, can't find any waifus here
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328074
turn on your lights
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328074
Head lights boy,
And radar
And gaydar
And Tina feydar
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328083
Use our radar to navigate
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328083
delve deeper into the darkere darkness
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>328083
Exterior lights, silly.
>>328084
"Radar shows nothing so far, cap'n"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328095
go towards that white dot
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328095
What's that white dot on the left then?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328095
Hmm
Do we have a biologist on board? If so bring him here, if it's the orc... get him here faster
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328095
Zoom and Enhance on that white dot
>>328098
"Well captain, I'm indeed a biologist. In the sense that I know what is edible and what isn't"
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328105
Take off his glasses and wear them.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328105
GREAT! CAN WE EAT WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS THING IS THAT'S SUCKERED ON OUR FRONT?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328105
What's your name cook?
>>328108
"Well from this angle I'm not sure, if we can collect some samples I may be able to determine its culinary qualities. As in it's time to kill it"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328112
MURDER IT LIKE A NARWHAL
A GLORIOUS FUCKING NARWHAL
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>328112
I LIKE THIS COOK
Launch photon torpedoes
At the beast, numbah 1
>>328116
"Aye aye, captain. Readying drill horn, preparing to activate Ramming Speed. Targetting engaging. Captain, we can let the computer aim for us or you can manually do it with that handy dandy control panel right next to your chair there" said Wilson. Racist and also Mr Exposition
>>328126
I'll take the controls!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328126
fuck computers we sail our own ship
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328126
MASTER OF MY DESTINY!
>>328129
"Aye aye captain. Bringing up visuals onto main screen"
Surely aiming your weapons while drunk is the best idea
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328136
Activate the spiral engines.
Pierce whatever the hell's on our ship.
>>328136
High quality visuals cap'n
>>328136
"Might as well smoke this here bowl of meth while I do it, too!"
"I am fucking awesome."
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328140
>>328138
"Activating spiral engines"
"Time to kill this generic abyssal monster"
"I mean, black body, some tentacles and teeth, how lazy can ya get?!"
"A literal black screen"
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328149
The creature engulfs us
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>328149
Kill it and collect the remains
Is it edible mister cook also known as Stewbings
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328149
Pierce the abyss.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328149
The monster and the Moby Dick jump gloriously out of the water like a breaching humpback whale.
Looks like something a stoner would have painted on the side of his van.
>>328153
Oh no!1! It has engulfed us in its mass of teeth and tentacles! Now we can't see!
Roll 2d100 to pierce the darkness
First one is pick second is success rate
0-9: FUCK!
10-19: Fuck!
20-39: Fuck
40-79: Fuck yeah!
80-100: FUCK YEAH!!
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>328162
Radical 90's Guitar Solo
Rolled 57, 42 = 99 (2d100)
>>328162
Fuck yeah?
Rolled 49, 15 = 64 (2d100)
>>328162
fuck nah
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>328176Row row
Fight the powa
>>328177
Coincedentally, that is also how your vessel is powered. The manlet channels his insecurities into his rowing.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328182
Collect samples
COOK what do we got?
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328182
time to eat
>>328186
"Well captain, we got...a tentacle"
Roll 2d100 to determine it's edibleness
0-9: food poisoning
10-29: tastes like ass, but not in a good way
30-69: edible, but nothing special, tastes kinda like chicken
70-95: Delicious
96-100: One of the best thing you'll ever eat, it's like there's an orgy in your mouth and everybody's invited, no homo
Rolled 70, 20 = 90 (2d100)
>>328196
Here we gooooooooooo
Rolled 13, 3 = 16 (2d100)
>>328196
It's gonna be full homo if it's as good as you say it is.
>>328201
Oh god what the shit. THis tastes horrible. It's like one of the worst things you've ever tasted. Like a dead cat mixed with puke and topped with buffalo shit.
On a positive note, it's great for stopping your drunkeness
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328209
Add seasoning.
>>328211
Nnnnnnoope, nope. Ketchup doesn't help either. Which is a shame, it always goes so well with your steaks.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>328214
Welp let's explore some cthluluh ruins
Old gods are always fun
>>328216
There ain't no party like an eldritch party.
>>328216
Exlporing some nearby ruins
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328219
We search for loot
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>328228
Roll some dice to see how much loot we get
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328228
Roll some dice to decide if we eat good food.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>328228
Roll
Babeh
>>328229
Rolling some dice
Rolled 35, 13 = 48 (2d100)
>>328234
ROLL!
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>328234
Attack from cult sub!
>>328235
"Congrats, cap'n. You rolled a 13"
"Yo that shit's cheating"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328243
check the loot detector
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328255
Throw dice at the screen
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328255
It's a very lazy d20
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328255
Wait, I thought we were playing Sharks and Submarines?
Rolled 12, 31 = 43 (2d100)
>>328259
I'm rolling and you can't stop me
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>328263
Smash the screen in rage
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328259
All right, then, asshole, why don't YOU be the Dungeon Master tonight?!
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328263
Bloop, incoming enemy torpedo from
Enemy....
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>328263
Unplug the computer.
>>328267
"OH FUCK!"
"CAPTAIN! TIME TO ENGAGE EVASIVE MANEUVERS!"
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328274
WARP SPEED, STEVE, WARP SPEED
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>328274
SHOOT OUR OWN TORPEDO AT IT
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328274
Ask the cook what to do!
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>328274
Ram the torpedo
>>328280
"AIMING AT INCOMING TORPEDOES, CAP'N!"
"FIRING ON YOUR COMMAND"
Roll 2d100
0-9: Terrible failure
10-39: Failure
40-89: Success
90-100: Grrrrreat success
Rolled 58, 66 = 124 (2d100)
>>328290
STEADY, STEADY
>>328291
"DIRECT HIT CAPTAIN!"
"ENEMY TORPEDOES ELIMINATED"
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>328295
FIND THAT ENEMY VESSEL
WE'RE GOING TO DRILL THEM OPEN
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328295
Who is this new enemy?! BETTER ASK THE COOK
>>328296
"SENSORS INDICATE IT TO BE A MILITARY SUB, CAP'N"
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>328301
CONTACT THEM
I WANT TO SEE THEIR FACES
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>328301
HEY FUCK YOU WE ARE IN FREE WATERS
>>328306
"HOLY SHIT THE SEA MOSNTER CONTACTED US"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328312
WE'RE NOT A SEA MONSTER
WE'RE AN INDEPENDENT SUB IN A SUBMARINE THAT JUST LOOKS LIKE A SEA MONSTER
IT'S THE MOBY DICK
WE COMMAND THE DICK
>>328314
"Oh, well why didn't you say that in the first place? We almost blew you up. Oh well, no harm done, see ya"
>>328320
...
We find any loot yet?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328320
threat averted
get back to searching for waifus
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328332
go explore that white dot we saw on the radar earlier
>>328335
No white dots here capn
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>328338
Let's keep diving then.
>>328338
Fuck better look for some archeological findings....
The cooks an archeologist right?
>>328339
Ah yes, you were investigating the ruins after all.
You come accross a huge sunken temple. To the point that it can even house your sub
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328345
Enter the ruins and put on the diving suits, we're going in to explore.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328345
Find some probably important skeletons plotting something potentiallyapocalyptic.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>328345
LETS GO EXPLORING
>>328346
Loading Sunken Temple stage
Now you choose who goes out of the sub
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>328355
The Cap'n, Steve and the Cook.
