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(This is my first/second time making a D&D thread on 4chan, I apologize if anything is out of place or if incorrect.)
>The party is still lost and separated in the catacombs of Berlin.
(We just came from /b/, but we're continuing with our shitty setting.)
NaziMan reporting in.
>>324030
I am dindunuffin county of Yianupolos
I have dual yielding shieldswords
Active: Invencibility once every six rolls
Passive one: invisibility until attacking regenerates every five rolls
Passive two:trees grow everywhere I step
Grimy here!
I AM OGNUK SPINESPLITTER AND IM DA TOUGHEST ORC EVER. I CAN KILL A MAN JUET BY POKIN 'IM , AND ALL'S I NEEDS IS ME HANDS CUZ NOVODY CAN KILL EM
>>324037
Grimy man I killed you with quads go check
>>692417777
>>324035
As fellow white man I want to befriend you
bongo here
>>324035
>An ominous voice comes from the depths of the catacombs.
>It beckons, "Greetings, NaziMan."
>Fog somehow gets thicker in your location, and you see only a path forward or backwards.
>>324041
HEIL. Who are you my white associate.
(We will meet in the dungeon as time progresses)
>>324040
but i want to play :c
>>324035
stay close to bongo, bongo keep you safe
>>324030
cordor the gay cannibal:
I have two handed dildo
I have buggering (normal attack) and getting buggered (passive, heals to full if you manage to cum)
My armor is two nipple piercings and a coat of Vaseline all over my body
I'm a faggot who fights for cocks
>>324049
Bongo stomps on corpse
>>324043
I venture deeper into the fog, trailing some nails behind me in case someone follows.
(By the way what was in that sack I cut open)
>>324049
hahha well guess it is a new thread
OGNUK SMASHES IN THROUGH A FUCKING WALL, SLUT ON HIS DICK AND NIGGER DEAD IN HIS HANDS " OI M8S WHO WANTS TA FOOKIN FIGHT ME"
>>324061
I just stomped him with dubs
>>324055
Throws bongo a potion to makes him even bigger
>>324057
>Decided to open the sack that you've recovered, you find that there's not much of value in this bag.
>20 Silver received, and a odd skeleton key
>>324065
well he gotta make a new character well done Bongo
>>324054
I am Grimy
I have a bow
I can shoot two arrows at once and hit with accuracy
I can see with my senses. Blind as fuck.
>>324052
Out of my anus i pop a boom box and start jammin' to celine dion. I also take out some party glowsticks i use for torches and start exploring/dancing forward
>>324063
(I don't know if you're being serious, but I'll go with it.)
>Ognuk smashes into the wall and on the other side, meets NaziMan.
>>324067
BONGO GROW BIG AND STRONGO WITH THIS
>>324069
I pocket the items and venture further while still trailing nails every couple of feet I walk. I keep my detection skill on.
I am a raptor whose passives give me allow me a 100% chance of passing a disguise check, and a 100% chance to pass a bluff check
-the lurker (from last thread on /b
Ognuk rips the slut in two, and beats the dead nigger to a pulp, then proceeds to rip the GM into the game "OI FAGGOT, PUT ME IN DA FOOKIN GAME TOO YA CHEEKY PRICK"
>>324073
(Ah, Grimy, why didn't you say it was you? Just go ahead and post something and I'll try my best to go along with what you're saying. I apologize if I'm a bit slow. I said before as I say now, 'tis my first time.)
>>324082
>You sit in the catacombs with your pack, but seeing as they are all bored, one screeches for some action to venture out from your nest.
bongo need 4 girls to fit in his 4 arms!
>>324073
Where the fuck am I? Keeps walking.
>>324086
Ignore the GM part, i look at the nazi " YOU WANNA FIGHT HUMIE? OR DYA GOT MORE A DESE MUDMEN?"
>>324074
As my boom box echoes through the halls, i add my chant to celine dion's, this makes me 100% more fabulous.
"AAAAAND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO OOOOOOON"
>>324100
I crush you puny man -uses potion to become strongo and ripp you up
>>324100
"I admire your hatred for black folk, orc. Unfortunately I do not know if I can trust a green skin over a dark skin, so for now I will retreat to find my own gain."
I use my invisibility and scatter nails around Ognuk's feet, slinking away into the fog.
I hear two distant bodies as im walking. Go towards. One sounds friendly(naziman) other sounds like a very strong and weird fellow
>>324111
Trips boi
>>324112
tis be grimy
>>324107
(I don't think you're taking this seriously. I apologize deeply but you will be ignored.)
(also, unrelated note, forgot that there's name, so no need for -GM)
>>324106
what do I do GM
-COunty
>>324117
Bongo heads to nearest town
>>324117
Woah woah, someone doesnt need to take it seriously as long as they abide by the rules bro, and arent like using bullshit stuff to get by.
Ognuk eats the nails and laughs at bongo, punching so hard in the dick he is blasted through the fourth wall "STUPID GROTT, IM DA BIGGEST AND DA BADDEST"
>>324126
but yeah this guy should be ignored
>>324117
Shush now, i'ts time to come into the open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MC0G-Lbuuk
>>324129
"SHIT YA DICK CANT BE PUNCHED BY ME PUNCHY HANDS, I GUESS DAT MEANS I GOTTA DO WHAT YOU TELL ME TA DO DEN"
>>324129
You have disrepected bongo for last time -Bongo uses hard punch(that's all 4 of bongo's fists boi)
>>324135
hallo lady i am bongo care for a spot under 1 of my 4 arms?
>>324135
Grimy hustles in a direction (hopefully right way)
>>324131
Hey, i'm respecting the rolls, i gained a 74 out of 100 on that "pulling the boom box from the ass" maneuver. So it's legit.
>>324155
NaziMan continues slinking past, but hears a distant running up behind him (Grimy). I draw my switchblades and prepare for a fight.
>>324149
>The lady looks at you, and gives you a sign to come closer with her finger, as she steps into her small house.
>>324152
(Change name please, like I said a few posts above. IDs are a bit hard for this newfag to keep track of.)
>>324157
>You, uh...pull a boombox out from your ass and blast it loudly in the catacombs.
>>324155
>Some light lingers from the bricks next to you.
>>324155
Roll to make grimy hear my boom box
"Won't anyone hear my desperate call for semen?"
>>324162
SImply Yianu then my name will be Yianu
>>324162
Bongo can't fit through door so he enters by making hole in roof
>>324152
he means in your posts, instead of being anonymous
>>324140
Ognuk grabs da hands and headbutts him through another wall " OI I SAID ID DO WHAT YA TOLD ME YA GIT"
>>324171
"My detection cannot pick you up. You are of pure white blood. I can trust you traveler. What is your name?"
Damn, OP, why try DMing if you don't know D&D, /qst/, or really 4chan in general? If you're not gonna use /qst/ features we coulda kept this in /b/ with trips.
Any room for another guy?
>>324181
nah this is coming together so far.
>>324180
My name is Grimy (6'3, meidum build) I hail from the Floridum penisula. How about you man of white blood?
(Message for everyone, there's a roll command you can do, right? I think it'd be more easier to do then the #/100 chance.)
>>324165
>The boombox echoes throughout the catacombs and causes some dust to rupture from the ceiling, causing all other adventurers to notice it.
>>324167
(Change your name to Yianu with the reply "Name" part at the top, and state where you are.)
>>324169
>Bongo succeeds in making a hole in the roof, but manages to collapse the room he was trying to get in.
>Ognuk is still coming for dat ass.
>>324181
(Well, sorry, I'm trying. Go ahead and join, and don't be one of those fags with ridiculous characters, and /b/ is cancer.)
(also, if I reply late, my internet is shit.)
>>324193
"Hello, Grimy. I am NaziMan."
I notice the noise from the boombox
"That noise... where there's noise there's people. we should investigate"
>>324194
HEEE HEEE HEE COME HERE PRETTY LADY BONGO VERY GENTLEMEN LIKE
>>324198
I agree, who shall take the lead?
Takes out horn of a ram (used in my religion) Should we signal?
>>324205
"Maybe neither of us will have to." I lead us over to the orc Ognuk.
"Hello there my green skinned acquaintance. We may after all need your help. How would you like to help us smash some skulls?"
>>324206
(Whoops, you guys didn't move down the corridor yet, did you?)
>>324210
well we had to reach Ognuk somehow, so I guess
>>324208
(goddamnit Yianu, i mean change your name to Yianu.)
>>324208
when you post theres a section at the top labelled "Name". Use that.
>The corridors of the catacombs start shaking.
>At any moment, it feels that it may collapse.
>Dust starts to fall from the ceiling.
>The party must be weary of sounds or any loud physical action while in the catacombs from this point forward.
>>324219
Ugh Guys I sense somethings strange we might want to tred carefully.
Roll for sense of direction?
>>324206
As i'm switching from c dion to Elton john on the boom box, i notice two figures aproaching from the "rear". Without turning, i sigh and say "Boy, would i be caught unawares right now, by a strange assailant on assailants, if they were to spear me from the back"
>>324206
BONGO WON'T SUCCUM TO YOU SICK FANTASIES! - bongo investigates the scene (with 4 arms)
>>324228
Bongo rest 1st tho will return soon if thread not 404
>Grimy, Naziman, Ognuk, all hear a small whimper coming from the darkness in the corridor to their left.
>They may also leave if they take the right entrance.
>>324224
>Failed to change music. C Dion is still on the boombox. The ceiling falls to create an arena around you.
>>324228
>The lady stares at you briefly, but then ruptures and becomes a plant man-eater.
>>324238
I say we check out that whimper then haul ass the way we came and get the fuck out of here.
>>324194
From the sticky
>Dice rolling follows /tg/'s format (e.g., "dice+2d6" without the quotes in the options field rolls 2d6).
Also, for OP specifically
>OP of a thread is considered the quest's author, and has some basic text formatting abilities: [b], [i], and color tags [red], [green], and [blue]
Anyway, I'm Serpico of the Holy Iron Chain Knights. I use a rapier and light armor.
>actives
Piercing strike - allows me to ignore enemy armor on successful roll
Sleight of hand - allows me to pickpocket an enemy in battle and use whatever I take against them
>passives
Style over substance - I can only see well when shit gets really serious because otherwise I keep my eyes almost completely shut.
Small presence - I am a low priority target for enemies if I'm not fighting and can often sneak by people unnoticed if they're not on alert.
Just throw me in somewhere.
Listening to set mood of the catacombs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIqaxAkdvFM
>>324246
but what about the naked gay guy? Should we attack? He totally knows we're here.
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d6)
Roll to light torch?
>>324238
I mutter "Jesus Christ superstar's sake Todd, when you sold me this piece of excrement you swore on your mother it could play all popular troubadours!"
I see the walls crumble before me "Oh my, i'm even more lost now."
>>324255 Not the current threat to life right now. If he trys to advance we shank.
I vote :Let's get the fuck out.
>>324270
is the voice female?
>The person is grabbing onto the bars of their cage.
"If you free me, I'll reward you! I swear!"
>>324280
(Yes.)
>>324270
yes? Then I shall go and investigate, coming with Naziman?
>>324268
Very well, lead the way. I follow with one of my switchblades ready to defend.
>>324270
I don't even know how to roll. Remember, you picked me up from /b/
>>324294
So you are supposed to tell us what dice to use in the options?
>>324295
A woman should never be left alone. I roll to break the lock with one of my blades.
>>324304
Agreed
Draws My bow and stands guard...
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>324294
>1d10
Here goes. I thrust my mighty pelvis and shout "In the name of Mercury!! And all the queens of the realm!"
>>324304
"Ah, thank you! I know the way out, follow me!"
>She ushers you to follow her.
>If you have a magic user or someone that may tap into the magical forces, you may roll 1d10 to see if she is lying. 7 or greater succeeds.
>>324313
>You successfully pelvic thrusted your way through the rubble to Grimy, NaziMan, and the princess.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>324285
Can I play?
Jacky chan
>Actives: sweet karate moves
>Active: improvised weapons
>passive: don't want no trabbu
>passive: bonus in ladder factory's and while holding baby's, these do stack.
>>324287
>>324286
"I am innocent of the crimes I am accused, evil white man, must fight for famiry and China to stop the rich white man. You want help me find him, see past curturar barriers and become best friends?"
bongo returns
>>324317
As i burst through the wall in a fury of rainbows and coitus, i shout "ooooohhh yeeeeeah".
I look around, silently calculating how much Vaseline i'll need for this encounter, when my eyes set upon the woman.
Roll to see if i've met her previously (dice?)
"Let's follow the princess NaziMan"
Incase anyone doesn't know, I cannot SEE ok let make it from one eye (Umm the left eye is blind and with a cloth)
>The party is on the second floor of the catacombs. All the floors below the third one have collapsed due to unknown circumstances caused by uproar of sounds.
"The way out is down one more floor."
>>324328
(1d10 will be our default, I guess. you require a 5 or greater to know her.)
>>324329
nah nah youre good with the both eyes, you see with your senses remember
>>324238
bongo crush plant with head!
>>324334
Cool Sounds good. I like that. but like THERES WAY TO MUCH SOUND WTF IS GOING ON.
>>324340
"Hold on one second Grimy. The naked guy from earlier is upon us. Get ready to use that bow."
>>324341
HAHA foolish mammal I will end you here -bongo uses reg punch
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6)
>>324341
Options field, OP.
>>324347
you know we're still trying to talk with the naked guy, right GM?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>324333
"Your face. It look... familiar"
I am Grimy and this is NaziMan. And that's well everyone else. (Points to everyone in the party.) (Since I don't know who else is here presently)
>>324354
its np man its your first time being a DM
>>324347
To roll you must do it on the options tab, under your name
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>324361
(One last fucking try.)
>>324362
"We need to find a way out of here..."
Roll for perception check? Which dice?
>>324365
"Our priority right now is the safety of the lady. And if this man knows her, we're one step closer to getting her back where she came, which may be the surface."
>>324361
Cordor soon forgets the female. After all, he is the presence of MALE company.
He leans toward Naziman, and says "ooohhh hello, handsome stranger. Do you want to tug on my nipple rings? They're genuine adamantium!"
>>324368
(1d10 will be default for all, I don't want to get too complex. I'm too dumb for this anyways. 6 is required for perception check.)
(fuck, my internet is shit.)
"Wait! Don't kill him! He might be one of my royal guards!"
>She walks up to inspect Cordor. If Cordor chooses to be recognized, he must roll a 1d10 and get a 5 or greater.
Is anyone else listening to music to fit the tone of the game?
>>324375
*Sigh* I don't object. But I rather keep the party whole. And Alive....
>>324375
Ohh sir, i do object to such violence. Perhaps you should sheathe your sword in my scabbard?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>324381
No not really.
>The dungeon's third floor collapses. No party members may enter the third floor now.
>>324387
"I don't know, I can't remember!"
>Cordor gets one more post to decide whether to roll or not.
>>324391
Yeah, just waiting on OP.
>>324386
Oh, but i forget myself, My name is Cordor, the gay cannibal, but my friends call me man-eater. What a delight it is to find someone here! I was at a friends party, and you know how it goes, us dandy nobles and our crazy LSD parties. heh.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>324389
"Fucking- to Hell with this shit!"
I take back my second switchblade from the princess and roll to scissor-slice Cordor's neck open
>>324397
(Uh, well. Cordor didn't roll so I'm assuming he left until he posts once more.)
>She picks up a dagger, then pointed in the darkness where to go.
"Shall we leave?"
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>324389
Oh, but i forget my manners. I am the viscount of queertown, Cordor the second. I was at a nobility party for boys only when my friend Todd gave me a potion labeled "LSD" and i just woke up here. But my, my, i could swear i know this girl from somewhere...
>>324397
I ask the princess which way. Let's get a move on.
Can Serpico just find us and move on
>>324399
Wait, I DO know you! (What do i get to know, DM?)
>>324398
I'm walking with the princess. Pulling Naziman With us
>>324397
(Confused in this situation.)
>>324399
(but in the case that Cordor is still alive)
"Ah, it's you! I've been wondering where you were, you nimwitted numbskull! We're supposed to get married until those brigands came along and kidnapped us!"
>She pats Cordor on the back.
>>324405
>She points forward.
>>324406
>The princess points to a small group of humanoids in the next room.
>To check out what they are, you require a 9.
>>324406
Fake marriage I suppose....I mean...He's gay...Unless Princess is a dude.....
Rolled 7 (1d10)
Rolling>>324407
>>324396
"Hmm. I was mostly acting on instinct back there, but now that I've gotten a better look at my surroundings... Where am I? I don't remember what I was doing before I ended up in that cell, but it seems I've lost my group"
I continue to walk through the corridors until I come across Grimy's group. I'll wait for them to notice me before introducing myself as they're currently talking.
>>324406
Brigands? You mean those rugged and charming valets that gave me the LSD potion? Why dear, you certainly jest. They were quite wonderful.
>>324411
I notice Serpico and wave at him, I let Naziman walk on his own.
What do you guys say let's stop talking and head to the next room?
>>324410
>You get one more chance, as the people in the next room haven't quite noticed you yet.
"Yes...yes...kill...her...the...ransom."
>Words pop in and out of the room.
>>324414
No spikes involved, dear. You see, LSD stands for Large Size Dick, it's a penis enlargement potion. Todd gave it to me. It's probably just gone bad, as Todd is my most trusted advisor and would never harm me!
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>324419
>>324421
"You should stay behind to protect the princess, I'm more skilled at stealth encounters"
>>324422
Roll failed.
>The humanoids in the next room are still unaware, and are torturing another female prisoner.
(Roll a 7 to ambush the one closest to the doorway.)
"No, I think we can get past them without killing anyone..."
>The princess sheathes her dagger.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>324426
I'm still doing a perception check...
I'll roll for an arrow to the throat after you attack
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>324429
"Ok look, princess, I didn't wanna have to play this card, but in case you haven't noticed, I'm a fucking Neo Nazi. I kill people on a regular basis, so I'm pretty pent up. And if I'm gonna fucking keep myself from killing someone here I NEED to kill someone else. Got it?"
I use my invisibility skill in hopes of strengthening my roll and go for the one nearest the door
>>324430
>You cannot do anymore perception checks for this battle/event/encounter.
>A human brigand walks out of the room near the party and laughs. It's obvious that he's drunk.
"Um, um, what do we do," the princess squeaks quietly.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>324429
My dear, since I woke up in this Dungeon i've seen nothing but blind violence and misunderstandings! I's time to resolve this, the noble, diplomatic, way!
Cordor walks straight into the middle of the figures and gaily salutes them.
Roll diplomacy!
(A 9 is required for perception, while sneak attacking or diplomacy requires 7.)
>>324435
Gm I rolled a 7 for the ambush not fpr perception.
I want to shot an arrow into someones throat
>>324439
Does my ability amplify my roll in any way for this situation?
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>324439
Hello dear men!! Remember me? We had that LSD party at Todd's manor the other day, it's me, the viscount! Cordy!!
Cordor starts his glow-stick dance in an effort to mesmerize the brigands. (diplomacy roll)
>>324447
Combat abilities: Invisibility for a time and Summon Nazis
Passive ability: Sense minorities/ non-white people
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>324451
>Somehow, the drunk man manages to block your attack!
(Roll a 3 or greater to kill the drunk brigand. The brigand needs a 10 in order to wound Serpico.)
Rolled 3 (1d10)
Roll for double arrow attack
>>324455
damn tough luck
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>324455
Cordor obliviously continues his glowstick dance. (roll to mesmerize the briggands)
>>324447
I hastily search the dead man's body for anything useful while still invisible
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>324459
roll for value of items found
Rolled 6 (1d10)
Roll to use my horn to attract all enemys attention so my friend can do there thing
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>324462
while the briggands are distracted, roll for double kill on two of them with my dual switchblades
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>324455
"D-Damn! How could I have taken a hit from a lowly drunkard like him? Surely this is an aftereffect of whatever knocked me out before I ended up here..."
Holding my wound, I jab at him again, also using my sleight of hand skill to see if he's got anything else that can help the battle.So I'm assuming 3 will kill him and 7 will successfully activate sleight of hand. How bad is my wound, anyway?
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>324462
Cordor looks in horror as Grimy is slashed by the brigands weapon.
"That does it! Violence of this sort shall not be tolerated in the presence of my lady!!! prepare to be penetrated, fiend!"
Cordor pulls out his huge double handed black dildo (you know where he pulls it from) and charges the briggand roll for attack
>>324462
Damn, what did they wound?
>>324463
>You successfully stab both of them in the throats.
>>324464
>You look at your wounds. It is nothing grave, especially coming from a drunk male, however they'll leave quite a mark.
>>324466
>Cordor beats one of the brigands to death with said black dildos.
>The princess rushes into the room and attempts to free the captive lady.
>>324467
>Your arm is spilling quite a lot of blood.
(Roll a 2 or greater to bandage up.)
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>324469
I draw my sword and put it against the last briggand's neck. "Bet you did... Nazi that one coming."
Roll for bad pun success and also subduing the enemy.
>>324471
>The final brigand looks at you.
"Bah, go ahead and take her. Just know that when you kill me, my buddies will find you."
NaziMan can choose to execute or leave the brigand.
>>324470
>You managed to stop all the bleeding, and you're feeling quite well already!
>>324470
He can also fuck Cordor in the ass, it's my passive healing skill. If he crits, he gets fully restored, half restored if 6 or higher, and 3 HP below that.
Yells at Naziman Wait don't kill him we need to get information from him!
>>324476
No thanks...Rolled 10
>>324478
'Alright well still shoot him in the leg first, then he talks."
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>324477
Load's an arrow and rolls for shot....in the kneee
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>324481
>You missed.
The brigand starts to make a break for it. (7 for escape, if less then 7, Grimy may take another shot.)
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d10)
Loads two arrows :target leg
>After moments of fiddling with the lock, the princess frees the elf lady.
"Oh! thank you, miss!"
>The elf lady's glamoured expression fades to horror right as the princess draws a dagger and stabs her to death.
>>324483
>One of the arrow ricochets and hits the brigand in his heel. He falls down and clutches his leg.
>>324483
That counts...cmon...
>>324486
I want to tackle the princess to the floor, someone see if you can tend to the lady.
Naziman Get the fucker.
>>324489
>The princess falls down with Grimy on top of her.
"She's evil, I swear! She is the leader that kidnapped us!"
6 or greater to see if she's telling the truth
>>324489
"The elf lady is already dead."
>>324486
Cordor finishes wiping the nasty blood from his favourite dildo, when he notices the princes' peculiar behaviour.
"My... lady?"
>>324490
Picture is for you Nazi but in a comical sense.
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>324491
Roll
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>324496
roll to see if she's telling the truth
>>324498
"Oh does that hurt? Well shit man I didn't know!"
I start digging my switch into his wound
*sigh* Get's off, I can't tell if shes telling the truth.
btw passive ability is too eat anything without problems and to sense the mood of a person how do I factor that in....
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>324500
Well, perhaps my lady is just shaken from today's events. Cordor rushes to remove Grimy from his (super rich and powerful) bride's back.
Roll to get him off
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>324503
Shoot's an arrow and pins it to the ground
>>324502
I GOT OFF ALREADY
Rolled 79 (1d99)
(I'm pretty tired and might go to sleep. 1 to 50 will make me stay while 51 to 99 will result in me going to bed.)
>>324509
son of a bitch
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>324508
I stop the princess to ask my own questions, since everyone else seemed to just wait for her to confirm whether or not she was lying.
"Was she really their leader? If so, why was she locked up? And why were you so hasty to kill her? We could have used her."
Rolled 2 (1d10)
Roll call?
Btw I want to loot my arrows back I think I shot like around 8 of them and I only had like 12
(Roll for retrieval
>>324510
So should we continue tomorrow?
>>324510
aww this was fun..
>>324511
>The brigand loses one finger. He refuses to scream any longer.
>>324513
>You retrieve two arrows. The other six broke upon impact.
>>324512
She stares into Serpico's eyes.
"I...may have left out some information. This lady fits the information my royal guards have left me. She's is an elven saboteur that managed to kill off two of my royal army captains."
(I'll go up until we leave the catacombs.)
>>324510
The minute I get a good roll...
>>324519
I got Skype, but that won't be trustworthy, would it?
We could probably make a Discord.
>>324518
bro that is going to take a whiiile
>>324521
already got one
I'm down for skype I barely use it...
>The party can choose to venture to the next floor, or remain in the blood ridden room with corpses.
>That reminds us, I don't believe the majority of us have introduced each other yet.
>If none of us choose to introduce each other, then the elf body is still lootable...
my skype is plazmchasm for those who want it
>>324528
If she even has anything for archery she was a hostage remember...? Anyways still loot, now what. I say we have introductions in the next room
>>324526
"Well, let it never be said Viscount Cordor has bad manners!" Cordor spells out his name with glowsticks on the ground. "My name is Cordor the Cannibal, son of Hordor the cannibal, also called Hordor the giant..." He goes on explaining all of his family history and noble titles.
>The party venture forward into the catacombs. There seem to be stairs leading up...
>>324531
>Looting the elf lady's corpse, you find a weird ring with a strange aura to it.
>>324532
"Mmmm, yes. My father's told me many stories about your lineage and household, Cordor!"
>She speaks in an elated tone.
"My name is Ash!"
>Hmm, wait...I think we made a mistake here...
>>324285
>You all take a second glance.
Names grimy. Floridum Peninsula...
>>324534
Ash.....?
>>324534
oh yeah. didnt get that reward...
>>324409
Called it!
(Actually, I'm calling it a night for now. Sorry /b/ros and /qst/ronauts.)
Good night and sweet dreams.
and nope, you can do what you want with your own ass... Reward tho?
>>324538
I'mma save this tab, but in any case i'll add naziman and we can warn each other if we get back to this (if that's cool with you naziman)
I don't have a discord either and i'm too lazy to go make one now.
Oh shit, this thread is still up
Not used to threads being up overnight
>>324030
Should we have a roll call?
NaziMan reporting in for DnD. Anyone else?
Grimy here ready to go on!
Vote on new gm?
>>327445
I don't think that's gonna work very well.
>>327480
Why not?
>>327498
We should wait for the "princess" to say where the quest goes from here.
Hey /b/ros.
OP from the other thread here.
Try to keep from making too "memey" of characters, since the insanity of them has caused us a little confusion in the past.
Just do what feels right, I guess.
Have fun, /b/ros.
