Test Quest!
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Look! A small, tilting, vertical bar!
PANIC
punch it
>>320677
>>320675
RATATATATATATATA
....Nothing happens! Just what is this thing?!
fondle it
>>320690
It appears to be a SATAN
>>320695
...
...Is it working? Um, those hearts look kinda creepy.
This feels kinda nice.
stroke up and down quickly
>>320712
Try flipping it.
>>320717
Like this?
Is this a nohorn thing?
>>320734
yes, harder
>>320729
It worked!
It's still tilting. What could it be? It's a bar with a small, tilting bar.
What do you nohorns do with these things?
>>320744
mount it
>>320744
Now climb it! Become the king/queen of the world!
>>320748
>>320750
Hooray!
...!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!!
Ouchouchouchch....
Oh look, tables!
>>320778
Might want to draw a floor beneath yourself to keep that from happening in the future.
>>320783
GET THE GUNBLADE ON THE TABLE ON YOUR LEFT
>>320783
Circle around and grab the banana from behind~
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuchhh
Just... just what is going on!! T__T
Oh, a bridge. Hmm, there's nothing on the other side, anyway.
What now?
>>320800
Do a 360 and walk away.
>>320852
Yes, this is silly.
There's nothing on the other side, why take th
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucchh
Auch.
Wait. What is that?
>Ask the mystical ball of light for a wish!
>Walk away as fast as you can.
Oh look, choices!
>>320880
Ask the Ball For A Grappling Hook Weapon.
>>320898
AHSDJKHAJKSd
Why does everything has to hurt?!
Oh, look. Thank you, mystical ball of light!
Um.
Voices?
Help? ._.
>ROLL A DICE FOR SALVATION
>BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
>>320942
say you're sorry!
>>321005
OK! OK...!
Um, sorry! I'm sorry, mystical ball of light!
...voices? What am I sorry for?
I-I still have a dice, for some reason!
>>321015
For not spelling your name right
>>321021
Look, I fixed my name!
I am sorry, as you can see!
It's alright now, right?
...
Can we be friends?
>>321037
orz
COME ON
NOW WHAT?
SERIOUSLY!
"Will you stay with me, then? Forever and ever?"
>...yes! I will!
>...I'm sorry. But, I...
>>321044
>>...I'm sorry. But, I...
>>have to run a quest
>>321044
"I'll fuck your brains out. Is that good enough? I mean, you've got the slit that's as good as your tits. And the tightness of the meat inside? FUCKING PRISTINE!"
>>321044
I WANT TO GO HOME DAMNIT
"... on the /qst/ board on 4chan."
"I-I see. I just... I thought... I'm such a fool!"
"Wait!"
"How did I dare to ask... that your bright smile would shiny only for me!"
"Don't cry! I can- I can just finish the quest, and..."
"I KNOW I'M SHIT! DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!"
"It's not even that long! Don't leave like that!"
My days on the caves were peaceful and long, after the tears washed those days away. Painting the walls, making toys for the little ones, cooking and sewing and pampering the hornmothers... days went like hours, and hours like minutes.
And even after all these years I would stop talking at times, just freeze on the spot, and wander back to that place in my mind. For I am doomed to wonder, for the rest of my happy days, what awaited me on the path that no one took before."
Details!
>>320662
ok
>>321102
>>Don't go home
Go to the club.
If you don't go home, home goes to you.
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"gasp" "gasp"
Just... just don't reply anymore.
Please.
...what now?
>Smoke the cigarette! (-stress) (-lungs)
>Leave it alone.
>>324859
Cigarette in the pooper
>>324986
...
And that thing is even lit.
Meh, might as well, I'm going to die anyway.
Anons always ask the most weird, sexual, painful, bizarre, brutal
WE NEED TO TALK
