You are a yukkuri Marisa. A living disembodied Touhou character head-like pastry with normally little intelligence, an obsession with sweet-sweets and the drive to take it easy. Loved by some humans and hated by others. Yukkuri live in cities and in nature. Some are even aquatic. You live in the forest alone and wake up in your small underground nest ready to spend another day taking it easy. Depending on your actions you will either be able to take it easy or die a horrible death.
>Recap of the story so far
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>"Ehhhhh? Marisa is in Marisa's easy place."
You seem to spot a big brown bar in your nest along with Patchouli happily eating it.
>"Why is Patchouli eating big munch-munch?"
>"Patchouli needs to eat so the little ones can be born easy!"
You look up and notice something you didn't before. Patchouli had a stalk with several easy little Marisa and Patchouli growing on it unconsciously yuing.
>"Munch, munch, happiness!"
You look to your sides and realize Eirin and Kaguya are beside you eating the big brown bar too.
>"It's a good thing we got you here after you beat Myon!"
Myon? Weren't you in a fight with Youmu? Who's Myon? Wait, Myon is Youmu! Youmu is Myon! But how did you know that? How did Eirin know that?
>"Be born easy little ones, ze!"
>"Yuuu~ Yuuu~"
You took it easy. You'll live happily with your friends and newborn little ones now.
Until you woke up.
>"Marisa were you preggers? Eirin could hear you whisper "Be born easy" in your sleep!"
>"EHHHHHHHHH? It was Mister Dream-YUNYAH!"
You try to hop in shock but just wince in pain from the wounds from Myo-err Youmu. You notice Kaguya slowly waddling up to you with Shinmyoumaru resting on her head inside the bowl. She's clearly scared beyond belief now that you, the fury filled yukkuri from before, woke up from your "nap". With her you notice Patchouli too.
>"Youmu helped Patchouli and Marisa stay safe! Youmu also told Patchouli some history of this forest. Patchouli thinks Marisa should know. Youmu is an easy yukkuri and she only wanted to see how you'd last in a dangerous fight."
>"But Patchouliiiiii..."
>"Mukyuuuuun! Just listen to Patchouli!"
So what're you gonna do. You surely can't do anything physical since you're still REALLY hurt, but how're you gonna respond to Patchouli?
