Hello, this is my first quest. Instead the usual approach of there being one character that you vote the actions of, or an evo style game, each ID gets their own character, and death is permanant. Please be a sport, don't clear your cookies for a new ID. Roll a d100 to get a character, the higher the better. I'll try to keep up as best I can, but please cut me a little slack.
>>296707
Rollin
Also is the roll for how good it is in general or can you pick what your guy does?
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>296718
Fucked up inputting the dice.
>>296732
Thanks for teliing me, now whats in this world that we can pick. Like magic, firearms, steampunk like things, etc. Or does anything go.
>>296752
Fairly open ended, sure. But what's this?!? You already have a character made by yours truly, congratulations.
>>296771
Playing a ninja sounds fun. Now we wait for more people to join.
>>296781
You are dropped in the center of the island. Your special powers include being really fast, and a proficeny with throwing things, and also swordsmanship. But, all you have currently are the clothes on your back. I guess you can run around and kill wild animals with your bare hands for xp or something while you wait. Up to you
Also, I decided the way to win the game is be the last person once 3 or more people have joined.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>296789
Meanwhile I wait being the resourceful ninja I am, instead of punching animals I gather a load of pointy rocks to throw at them.
>>296789
ZOOOOOOOOOOM
Sorry for the delay I got sidetracked
>>296884
Fuck now i forgot the picture
>>296805
With your trusty stones you strike a couple of songbirds overhead down, cause they were the only things around, really. You gain one XP for each of their deaths.
Rolled 51 (1d100)
I guess to get the ball rolling I'll join the game as well
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>296707
Well we've got a ninja, maybe I should be a samurai.
>>296935
A reaaaally shitty samurai. :P
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>296902
Sense I am in the planes which would mean there is most likely long grass, I tie together 2 of the birds in order to create nunchucks that will demoralize anything I hit. Because you know, getting hit with a dead animal.
>>296939
With the theme going on here I wouldn't be surprised if this island turns out to be japan.
>>296939
Wow, nice roll.
>>296928
And here I am
In the flesh
>>296928
yoyoyo necromance please?
>>296966
>>296973
You and I are dropped on the West and East sides of the island respectively. Ninjaman moves slightly West to collect the dead birds
Rolled 52 (1d100)
>>296988
Seeing I'm in a jungle, I look for a nice stick.
Rolled 69 (1d100)
I want to be a Knight, with honour.
Rolled 7 (1d100)
>>296985
forgot roll derp
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>296707
Maybe I could play? I'll be a Pacific Islander, to fit the warrior theme!
>>296997
no rerolls you cheating cheater
>>296997
Pfft. Coward, I didn't ask to reroll my 11.
>>297005
meh even if no reroll whats the harm in asking. i will delete post cause ppl are riled.
Holy moly this is becoming a clusterfuck real quick.
>>296943
Yessss. Your deadly avian weponry shall surely taste blood. Who are you kidding, this thing is a piece of shit. You might scratch someone at best, before it falls apart. It's still better than nothing, I guess. You gain an XP for simply conceptulizing such an absurd thing.
>>297022
I keked, it'll surely do me good in the future. I'll just wait until everyones elses characters are done.
>>297040
Try bigger birds. I bet if you got some like, condors or something, it'd work great!
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>296991
In the jungle, a warrior called Sam stands. Well, not exactly a warrior, but an aspiring one I suppose. You're wearing samurai armour. Actually, it's just the breastplate, but it still looks cool. And, its made out of cardboard. But the cardboard is purple, so I guess that's special. He seaches for the greatest stick in the vast woodland.
>>296988
Meanwhile in the desert, a fatty sweats his giant ass off.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>296707
Can I join?
>>297060
Nice. I'll be abipedal scorpiongirl:^)
>>297067
I've heard rumors of your kind. :P
>>297062
Are you still accepting? I would like to play this seems like good fun. My roll is above.
>>297075
Pretty sure its just one guy, yet he somehow kills most threads he joins.
>>297084
wat
>>297084
Eh, his contribution to magic duel, if it was but one man, was quite humorous.
>>297076
Sorry yes trying to process every request at onceand tripping all over myself
>>297090
oh yea read a bit of magic duel. scorp girl was funny. hope thread still lives qm looks like he is competent and idea seems fun <3
>>297090
He been around for long before magical duel, I'm just gonna stop talking about this now so we can continue in the quest.
>>297103
Here's a trip since my ID might change.
>>297103
its aight ur vigor is enough for me to watch.
>>297107
To be a fat man in a desert requires much vigor.
>>297116
so hows your day been mr samurai? got any goals?
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>296707
Woodsman go!
>>297198
HOLY MACORONI. best woodsman is a go.
>>296994
>>296993
>>296996
>>297060
The long awaited character sheet is here. Feast your eyes. Congrats to all four of you.
>>297198
Darn it. I'll get to you in a moment, I'm sorry
>>297210
It's beautiful. I love it!
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>297196
Well, once I find my great stick, I shall pretend it is a sword!
>>297210
I will hunt large game with my Greatsword. Knight GO!
>>297210
Everyone is dispersed at random locations around the island. >>296991 heads east through the jungle in search of a stick.
>>297222
Thanks :*)
Rolled 49 (1d100)
>>297210
Could I be Homeless Joe? Living on the streets for so long he can hunt a rat with his bare hands, he can do enough drugs to kill a ox and will insult and fuck with any and everyone till the day he OD's.
>>297233
I climb the dune a bit.
Hey wait, what's that? Looks like some asshole tied a couple of birds togther with some grass. Weird.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>297233
Now, ash we Pacific Islandas are very gud wif our spears, we nid to make one.
>Translation: Look for a spear!
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>297239
Seeing a strange fatguy I throw my third unused bird at him while yelling get fit nerd! I then move towards the jungle using my speed.
>>297239
As a Knight I'm honour bound to fight you in single combat, man to man, with you armed and prepared.
I challenge you to a duel, fatty mc fat fat.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>297233
Attempt to break large chunks off the cliffs to create gauntlets.
Rolled 79, 83 = 162 (2d100)
>>297245
Rolling for my weapon quality, and your weapon quality. Both miraculously appearing in the sand.
>>297229
>>297245
There's some large game.
Commence fight!
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>297239
attempt to raise birds for undead servant if succes scout birds if fail look for ssticks need house soon. LICH TOWER SOON I SAY!
>>297256
YESS NECROMANCE!!!!! if for some reason io cant necromance convert this roll to make a lich tower roll. ONLY IF I CANT RAISE THE BIRDS.
>>297240
hows your day been bobongo? i hope it is wonderful <3
>>297247
Hell yes. I think the pincers might be better than stone, but hell yes.
Side note, I don't think the rolls for actions are really nessacary... If you want something done, just say so (and dont be TOO ridiculous, things like >>297256 would be a character's special ability (see >>296732))
>>297264
Ish been a gud day. How ish it for you?
>>297273
made some boss undead birds, soon to raise some chips from the forest for clifftime lich tower. days been good.
>>297272
Venture towards the jungle
>>297279
Ah, seemsh to be a good day for you, bro. I have an idea, actually. Perhapsh we can make an alliance for now?
>>297291
sure. btw the reason you can hear me is cause nercromance powers. cause i cant be bothered to make a better idea so that this is canon.
>>297298
Good! With your magic and my weaponsh, we can be da best alliance ever!
>>297302
indeed. let us make way to the cliffside. this will be were our nation begins. (I go to the cliff side with my birds scouting ahead telling me if there is danger. I also animate any chimps or thnigs that is good at carying stone/building.)
>>296991
>>297228
All that waiting paid off, because you have found the ULTIMATE STICK at the east end of the jungle. It's got a knot at the top, and its covered in little spiky bits. It's less of a sword and more of a club though, so pretending its a sword is kind of hard. It does a whack load of damage to unarmoured people, causes bleeding, and has +INIFINITY intimidate to idiots. Wow. Everyone must be pretty jealous of this stick right about now.
Having located a suitably swordy stick, the samurai sets about practicing waving it about, in the manner Sam thinks a samurai might.
>>297302
collect sticks and weapon makin stuff. i want my birds to have weapons like a very dense bolt to drop on ppl.
>>297323
If you find any bones, give them to me. I can make a mean fishhook!
>>297314
i will find a better stick. I WILL HAVE THE BEST MAGE STAFF!!
>>297326
animate everything i find cause i want dem bones. so animate EVERYTHING
>>297325
HELL YES
>>297341
Bro, I don't have magic like you do. Perhaps you can take half of the bones and I take the other half?
>>297348
i will give you all the bones of garbage animals like blue jays or fish.
>>297353
Those would be sufficient, yes!
Firstly, a quick map update.
>>297356
capture the ninja coming towards us? human skeles are useful.
>>297357
Speed past and sucker punch the skeleton while running into the cover of the jungle.
>>297357
(suggested name: Dans play ground MWHAHAHAHAHAHA) added: CHASE THAT MOFO THAT PUNCHED ME INFINITE END
URANCE MOFO.
>>297372
use birds to slow that mofo ninja. remeber to create skeles while running to attack him.
>>297344
Now confident in his leet swordstick skills, and thus prepared to survive, Sam prepares for.. the opposite of that.
Yes, it's time. Time to compose a beautiful haiku death poem!
First Five Syllables
Then Seven And Five Again
Fuck
>>297376
HE.SUCKER.PUNCHED.ME.HE.MUST.PAY.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
I want to be a chicken-man martial artist (head of a chicken, body of a man).
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[i]To kick your fucking ass[/i]
>>297383
I GET DIBS ON THE ARMS!
>>297376
we can befriend that fat person i saw. unless he is bigboned. for reasons.
>>297388
...Yeah! We could use him for something!
>>297387just realized something. chuck must be crying because of how much he has to write and draw for me specially because dan has many bones and is hard to draw. chuck dont draw dan well it doesnt matter.
>>297394
[spolier]draw a giant skull say its like my second form.
>>297357
Hunt some animals.
>>297394like a fucking baby
>>297402just make me like a black aura with a skull. make birds and undead animals silhouettes with some bones say necro magic allows them to carry stuff and fight. for when me and bobo made alliance use chat bubbles. do not care if its bad quality do it son will save time.
>>297417for the animals i mean dark aura and some bones. for raising just add some dar aura on that to DARK AURA FOR LYFE
>>297401
also i made the qm cry within 5 or so posts. YES!!
Let's slow down for a moment and recap
As implied by >>297210 and >>296994, Dan is infact not a necromancer, but an animated skeleton summoned by one.
Everyone moves towards the same general area near the cliffs, excluding Frederick and myself, who are dueling on the beach.
Bobongo and Dan team up and head towards the cliffs, Dan tries necromancy and relizes he has no powers. He imagines a pair of etheral birds tied togather with some grass, and it's quite a sight. So beautiful.
Bobongo finds a stick of adequte girth to fashion as a spear.
Ninjaman rushes past and suckerpunches Dan, and runs into the forest. Ninjaman will level up offscreen, more on that later. Sam quietly observes from the sidelines, and will level up too from that badass haiku. >>297381
tl;dr, observe following image.
>>297429
Where's my kung-fu chickenman OP?
>>297429
welp. plan is dying. either way chase that mofo. runinng gives xp correct?
>>297429
Run after that person with my stick.
>>297429
throw ribs at him like a boomer rang. pick em up when they dont come back.
>>297429
Since I am so fast I quickly throw my bird nunchucks as a sort of makeshift bolas at the black guy in pursuit then loop around and try to meet the samurai.
>>297451
doesnt matter you will die a slow death.
>>297429
Attempting to seize the initiative before Dan can get up, Sam shouts at Bobongo "Don't worry, I'll save you from this evil spirit!" and jumps forth to smash Dan repeatedly with his stick.
>>297457
Given the premise of this thread, unless you start killing people off harshly, ignoring people, or using found images (hi scorp girl on both the latter), you're eventually going to have too many characters to maintain.
>>297459
ignore annoying samurai. ninja must die.
>>297457
You should just limit it to the people playing right now as any more might be too much for you to draw.
>>297464
he could just simplify the chara design. like a wraith for me a purple dude for you that is ur armor with some light lines that kinda stuff.
>>297480
it will end. either with the great skeleliance or in a river of blood MWAHAHHAAH
>>297492
Wouldn't the skeleliance winning be the case in which there is a river of blood? If Dan loses, he won't bleed.
>>297505
There would be a load of bone dust and splinters though.
Wow. It looks like shit, but here it is.
My chickenmanIs it ok if I draw too OP?
>>297519
Not only is it okay, I encourage it. Less work for me haha
>>297505
if there is a skeleliance no one will have to die. cause a skeleliance is just a big alliance governed by a skele. there will be a small pond of blood from the ninja tho
>>297540
samurai may die. mabye
>>297255
Meanwhile somewhere else, a tubby guy takes inititive for once. Frederick the Balky has been slain.
>>297540
Thinking your lackey chasing me will ever catch the asian usain bolt.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
>>297513
Practice to be as swift as a coursing river. (Speed and Agility.)
>>297542
may i ask why he died so fast?
>>297542
This man has the heart of a warrior!
>>297549
You do realize your about to get your head bashed by the cardboard samurai? That and you have no combat advantages to speak of?
>>297560
i can run really really long. and who says i need a skull anyway? im made by magic.
>>297560
plus i think the knight died cause his player left.
>>297563
Ay, but helium needs a balloon in order to not float away. Yew witty cunt
>>297570
1.witty?
2.i dont think samurai know how to kill magic.
3.welcome enjoy the show.
Recap part 2
Bobongo races after Ninjaman, who uses the bird nunchucks as makeshift bolas to trip Bobongo.
Ninjaman's suckerpunch was enough to put Dan to sleep, so Bobongo just picked him up and toted him along.
Sam sneaks up from behind and gives Dan a good drubbin'. Non fatal, just a wake up drub.
Google Image Search watches from the foliage.
See pic.
>>297557
>>297567
He didn't die very fast. He was in what is known as an AFKoma. I just had all the time in the world to beat him. Poor guy :(
>>297578
Pick up Dan and move to the coast to find some fish.
>>297578
Grab bobongos spear since he tripped then run off into the forest again.
>>297578
since im awake and dont want to die without armor i grab bogo with super skele strength and run if that fails yell at him to run then book it
can i join in? I shall be Samurai Sanders on the right if i can join.
>>297592
run to sea stack asap btw
Forgot to roll
1d100
>>297607
kek type in the options box exaxtly this "dice+1d100" no quotation marks
>>297578
"Huh." Sam says, seeing his supreme samurai skills slip up smacking the spirit.
He backs off, letting them escape, and ponders to himself what kind of method a samurai would use to defeat an evil spirit.
Sam wishes he had a smartphone on him at times like these, so he could check the internet for what religion dominated Japan in the days of samurai.
>>297513
Stephen Chow Mein ready for action. Where am I dropped?
>>297611
seeing the samurai stop I say "uhhh hulo why you want to kill me Dan The Necroman? I have done no nefarious deeds( in a voice so quite so teh samurai cant hear he says yet)"
>>297611
Suddenly, Bobongo shouts:
"IT'S BHUDDISM, I THINK."
dice+1d100
Havent been in board for a longtime. Am i joining in?
I'd like to be some kind of high sexual energy hamburger.
>>297618
how did you hear what he was thinking? how did i hear what he was thinking? necro magic? did i rub off on you? SO MANY QUESTIONS?!
dice 1d100
>>297625
Magic.
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>297624
Oops, wrong field.
>>297628
i told you how to do it follow the skele man.
Okay... Bobongo sort of crawls to the edge of the cliff with his legs bound, "toting" Dan, which is weird because he's alredy awake. Dan "carries" Bobongo too, which is weird, because their final destination is the same place. So they kind of just scoot there. Sam watches from the side, not sure whether to just attack the skeleton again with full fervor, or what. Ninjaman runs off into the forest with the spear. Google Image search hides in the bushes still.
>>297607
>>297621
>>297624
Sorry I'd love to have more people but it's getting to be quite a mess
I'll make another thread something like this another time
See >>297480
dice+1d100
why cant i roll
>>297628
use the options box its right under the name one.
>>297632
Seeing this opportunity I run back and try to kick dan off the cliff while shouting Japanese slurs offensive to the undead.
>>297632
Climb down the cliffside, jumping onto the beach. We need some food!
>>297597
You really don't know how you could run to the sea stack.
>>297643
agreed climb down the cliff with bobo let teh ninja fall when he tried to kick me and i wasnt there if icant evade he will trip and die. either way i win
Rolled 79 (1d100)
Thanks
>>297636
"NO, I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS BHUDDISM."
>>297644
can you give me a reprieve from da fight. i has idea "pretty sure it was hachiman also plz help ninja trying to murder me.
Suddenly, more people who probably aren't here anymore are dropped into the game. Also, map update.
>>297644
also if his kick will kill me try to land in the water away from rocks with a spread outlimbs to slow fall then a dive near the end. if there is a beach instead of water by cliff then squat while falling.
>>297648
"Ack, I feel the sudden urge to commit ritual suicide over my failure!" Sam bludgeons himself in the chest with his stick, causing himself to hurl and go unconscious.
(Farewell Anons, and good luck.)
>>297654
kek
I want to supply KFC healing potions to everyone
>>297654
"CAN I HAVE YOUR BONES, DUDE? I NEED THEM FOR SOMETHING."
(See you later, dude!)
>>297665
i think she wants to train
>>297662
"I have leftover KFC chicken bones you can have them."
>>297665
>Attempt to level up two different stats
>Hide in bush instead
>>297671
Excuse me but
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>>297654
God rest. Truly a(n) hero.
>"This isn't even my final form!"
>>297652
You see that cliff to the south? Yeah, this woodsman is gonna chop down all the trees in a ten foot wide line straight to it. Gonna call it the Fell Road.
>>297686
sounds like a good road for a lich tower to be on. liches always need good woodsman.
"Not if i can buy it first!" Sanders says before he buys the land.
Sanders kicks out everyone who lives in that area.
>>297698
well we need to meet the man before it can be bought(and made into apart of a lich tower.)
>>297681
OK, wow, fine. You evolve into a quadripedial scorpion girl with biceps to put the most elite bobybuilders to shame. Your speed is parrelled only by cheetahs on illgeal performance enhancing drugs. Is this what you wanted? It's what you got.
>>297692
Did you not catch on that entry was closed or are you trolling
What is that image even supposed to mean
>>297676
can i has update. i wanna know if my guy is ded
>>297705
posted it the second you posted update le sigh
I GTFO while running i spin my arms like helicoptor blades. please look up skelecoptor for the physics behind it
>>297709
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/skeleton-channel/Thank+mr+skelecopter/RTyNLEG#d86fd2_5316006 bam if you need more i will find more.
>>297713
you made the scorp god so i reason skelecopter can exist
>>297705
The only dead one is me
I want off mr bones wild ride
>>297659
>>297686
I'm sorry I'll try again someday
My next quest will be much more streamlined, and much more thought out
Peace
Im so sick of these skinny faggots Flooding my instragram with their shitty Photoshop abs and tbey always ask me if i lift.Fucking faggots always ask me "do you even lift?" OF COURSE I LIFT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! HAVE YOU SEEN THESE ABS?!
>>297719
GG!
>>297719
GG
>>297721
jj wp got a twitter op? i would like to join another of these
>>297719
Rip this quest, it was a fun ride.
A gift for anyone who stuck with me this long, thanks for your support
>>297729
SURRENDER TO ME UR TWITTER
Rolled 16 (1d100)
