BOX QUEST
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OH SHIT A BOX WHAT SHOULD WE DO
>>281578
Fuck box
>>281581
THE BOX IS FUCKED
THE PERFECT DISGUISE FOR OUR UNHOLY VISAGE, HAHAHAHAHAHA
make some eye holes and don our new mask
INFINITE POWER
>>281601
Wait a tic, where the heck are we even?
>>281601
You realize the box is filled with knives we have failed to pull out. Good thing your dick was too small to reach them.
>>281614
Declare yourself king of loserville
>>281614
YES, LOSERVILLE SHALL BE OUR STRONGHOLD FOR EVVVVIILLLLLL, WE SHALL CONSTRUCT IT OUT OF ONLY THE FINEST MATERIALS AVAILABLE IN LOSERVILLE
ALL HAIL
Rolled 3509, 1621, 3718, 3644, 2042, 3098, 2113, 3509, 1669, 2267, 4655, 4034, 3875, 2721, 2801, 1691, 206, 4830, 479, 4288, 3524, 1389, 401, 952, 1892 = 64928 (25d5000)
burn the box
>>281640
Oh SWEET when did mom get us a TIRE SWING?!? we gonna have to go swing that shit soon but first we need to recruit loyal subjects for our EVIL MASTER PLAN
>>281640
Go into the building. We gotta make sure the sign isn't lying about any squatters.
IT WAS HOLDING US BACK ANYWAYS
>>281651
Kindle bonfire
Rolled 5, 10, 40, 19, 64, 59, 36, 7, 50, 30, 23, 58, 34, 42, 17, 58, 50, 14, 21, 6, 68, 24, 10, 39, 55 = 839 (25d69)
>>281651
build an even bigger, better box with 23 gloryholes
>>281661
Take down the tire swing. Acquire flail mace weapon in the form of a tire and rope!
>>281666
but mom's gonna be mad!!
>>281667
Mom was banished two weeks ago for putting us in time out.
We sorta miss her, despite her being a meany-butt face.
RETRIBUTION FOR THE BOX
>>281668
true, it should take decades until she finds our hideout of doom, and by then we will be prepared to face her in mortal combat. in the mean time we must find minions to prepare our defenses! perhaps the noble knights and knightessess of king street will join us! mark especially, since i recall we helped him with his math homework last month..
>>281672
wait, thats not mom. is that susan? apologize to susan and inform her of our EVVV-I MEAN noble quest to raise and army worthy of mordor, also we will bake a cake.
susan is awestruck in silence once told of our amazing plan to make cake and rule an army
Rolled 28, 50, 9 = 87 (3d69)
>>281656
>>281682
wait did we just actually kill susan? is is this a hallucination? this just got dark
TRESPASSERS
>>281712
ENGAGE THE ENEMY WITH THE BURNING TIRE MACE, FOR EVVVVVILLLL
FOR GLORY
>>281730
FOR FORGETTING IMAGES
Rolled 91016, 657186, 11344, 209310, 151194, 283618, 337609, 361764, 406787, 584731, 103610, 281651, 157471, 299958, 639850, 431396, 1100, 643189, 396918, 350658, 626165, 264041, 27975, 529944, 276598 = 8125083 (25d666666)
>>281731
see this sexy post >>281693
>>281731
USING OUR QUICK THINKING WE SPIN THE WHEEL AROUND OUR HEAD A FEW TIMES FOR MOMENTUM AND THEN LET LOOSE DEATH UPON OUR FOE, THEN WE CLOSE IN FOR THE KILL
WE DEFINITELY WONT END UP ON THE NEWS
you lose
>>281762
thats what they all say...before they see my ULTIMATE ZOMBIE FORM
Rolled 3708, 4564, 2207, 1013, 1190, 2055, 4548, 4510, 4534, 1281, 1774, 3729, 378, 2994, 3690, 1747, 4795, 2336, 3874, 4709, 1997, 4734, 4866, 618, 1984 = 73835 (25d5000)
>>281762
look-y here bucoroonie >>281737
post of the century except for the
meine kleine Haarbürste one youfuckfuckyou
>>281776
i don't do tripfag suggestions
>>281778 <-bad thread with shitty host
>>281634 < worst thread with best host
>>281782
filtered
The box emerges from earth vibrating.....and it looks brand new wrapped as a gift.
>>281773
it may take years, it may take centuries, perhaps even forever
but we will be free of this tomb, NOTHING IMPRISON THE ZOMBIE DREAD LORD STEVE
>>281783
>YOU CANNOT FILTER JIM
Turns out that we are just a bunch of worms inside the box.
>>281786
Open the box
>>281843
What the fuck are you talking about? There's a new box you fucking idiot, says right there in the post he replied to.
>>281849
Doesn't matter anyways retard, it's not OP and it's also obvious he left. Remember to read post times, bigot. Guy isn't doing OP any favors either by choosing to reply to that post instead of his.
>>281862
Are you retarded or just foreign?
>>281862
>bigot
Are you triggered?
