helmeatboi
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You are helmeatboi, the hero people don’t need, but the one they deserve.
You’re currently discussing about your most important mission with your superior, Anges Muñoz. She does not like the way you’re thinking it all through. You have to try and convince her that your way is the right way and you’re always right. How will you manage to do this?
Posts ending in 1,4,7 decide.
OST: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEeAN471boQ
>>276592
Remind her that you're always right and threaten her violently
>>277617
She doesn't like that.
Posts ending in 3,4,5,9 decide:
1. Kill her.
2. Escape from her claws
3. Piss on her.
4. Call for backup and declare war.
>>277673
>Piss on her
Then rape. We've lived long enough to become the evil we fought, right?
>>277673
Kill her, preferably via RIP AND TEAR
>>277686
>6
That was close for Anges.
>>277693
All you have is a bat, for now. Your bat hurts her kinda badly but you regret it in the first hit.
She accepts your way of going to Bordorium, the land of evil run by the evil Mordok, the malign Orc.
You now have some free hours to do whatever pleases you:
(Posts ending in 2, 7, 9 decide)
1. Go to Ilde's Bar and get drunk.
2. Help Anges and take her to the infirmary.
3. Get some sleep right where you are to dream of naked Anges.
4. Find a girl to mating-dance with.
5. OTHER
Make up your own choice if you select OTHER.
>>277885
>OTHER
Wait until she turns around, then jump on her and teach who is actually the boss WITH YOUR MALE MEMBER. This gonna be known as mindbreak harem quest soon enough.
>>277907
In a desperate act of dementia, you silently let your groin get next to hers.
She reacts as expected and you suddenly realise that you may be losing the plot.
She stops right before trying to kill you though, when you both hear a sharp voice screaming an elegant menace from afar.
It is a dark handsome man who claims to be called Orcongol. He wants to end you and rob you. Not a nice thing to do- you say to yourself.
Post ending in 9 decides:
1. Say sorry to Anges first (try to give her a lil kiss too maybe) and then deal with Orcongol.
2. Ignore what just happened with Anges and fight and insult Orcongol.
3. Run away and hope that he's not a good runner, or that he'll stay busy with Anges.
>>278413
Reply:
"FINE! Take it!"
And throw a used condom.
>>278413
Throw Anges
>>278413
1. Say sorry to Anges first (try to give her a lil kiss too maybe) and then deal with Orcongol
>>278413
Fuck. This is hard. Throw both a used condom AND Anges
>>278413
You know what? Fuck this.
1. Say sorry to Anges first (try to give her a lil kiss too maybe) and then deal with Orcongol
>>278413
Ask him if you can sex your companion before you die. He can join in too, if he wants.
>>278413
Say "I want to fuck you so ridiculously bad." to Anges, giving her a deep kiss (even if against her will) then deal with Orcongol.
>>280392
Strike a pose and ORAORAORA that bitch. He ain't got shit on your STAND.
>>280598
Sorry to hear that. Didn't think 9 was such a bitch.
I wanted to leave less chances going on cause I needed some time to be busy on boring things.
I'm new to /qst/ and I'm not acquainted with its pase yet. It takes me some time to do the posts too so I'm not sure how disperse they're gonna end up being and all that.
Hopefully threads here aren't kill too soon. Gotta sleep now. And thank you all, had some big ol chuckles already
>>281429
>9
fuck me
