You are standing in a small cave, and in front of you appears to be some kind of door. This area of the cave looks like come kind of run down underground facility.
What will you do?
>Rules
>0,2,4 and 6 decide
>No command that would ruin story: E.g 'Kill self' or 'Fuck the ____'
>You can re-roll as many commands as you want, but you can only re-roll each command once.
>One command per person for each image
>Any commands deviating from these rules will be ignored
>>273867
Check your inventory and equip any weapons you find in it
>>273867
Review why we're in this cave.
>>273872
You didn't come into this cave very prepared, you just thought it would be interesting to have a nose around, so as of now, you don't have an 'inventory'. So, you decide to check your pockets instead.
You pull out your mobile phone... and not much else.
The phone is low on battery, and may shut down before too long, it also has no service down here, which is to be expected, you are quite deep below the surface after all.
>>273893
Shut your phone off completely to save the battery
>>273893
Shut down your phone to save battery and enter the door
>>273867
Smell and look around. Is the air damp? Is it dusty?
Underground facilities depend on proper ventilation in order to provide good air to its users. Can you hear a fan? Is there any movement of air, even a little?
>>274039
Thirding
>>274031
trying again.
>>274039
Fourh time's the charm
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>274049
Rolling for a new mechanic
>>274096
Due to the players' lack of skill, the game has been put into easy mode.
>0, 2, 4, 6 and 8 now decide.
>>274118
Listen for a fan. Mentally assess risk of breathing carbon dioxide and dying silently underground.
>>274135
trying again.
>>274259
Here, lemme help
>>274347
It's kinda funny how consistent these failures have been.
>>274199
WE WILL PREVAIL
>>274199
Another attempt...
>>274358
Your brain finally kicks in, and you decide to do something. That thing that you decide to do is to turn off your phone, to ensure that you save power. All the power.
Now what?
>>274398
Listen for the sound of a fan. Smell the air. Not die from bad air.
>>274405
Fuck's sake.
>>274442
You preform a textbook mega wiff. You smell the air around you. Seems pretty okay. There is a cool breeze coming from the door.
>>274474
Okay, we're not dead yet. That's good. Open the door.
>>274496
You head for the door
>>274519
ayyyo fuck that shit. Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk back to civilization.
>>274548
The moon walk executed is the best of it's kind, however, it cannot carry you to victory as you back into a wall. You dropped through a hole to get into this small cavern.
>>274563
>Forgot image
>>274571
>went down a hole without a way to get back up
>in a place with no signal, and no wifi, with noone around for miles.
We are a gibbering dead retard. Walk through the door then, whatever happens society loses nothing valuable.
>>274586
You are flying through what you can only assume is time and space.
Where you will stop no one knows, no one being you, because you are the only one who knows you are here.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>274624
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>274641
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>274657
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>274665
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>274677
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>274689
>>274692
okay, now observe your location.
>>274624
Land in a place where everything is dinosaur-themed, but where no dinosaurs ever actually existed.
>>274862
Thanks.
>>274624
Have a seizure. These colors are too insane for your brain.
Of course, you had no choice in where you exit, so you just go wherever you are taken.
You are now sleeping on a cold hard floor
Rolled 3, 16 = 19 (2d61)
Use "dick" as an adverb for the rest of the game
Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d6)
Sorry for >>277109, keyboard problmes...
Use "dick" as an adverb for the rest of the game
>>277046
Get up, groggily attempt to fight the nearest thing
>>277114
You wake up, immediately swiping at anything in the immediate area, narrowly missing a small child.
>>277131
steal what he's got in his cheeks
>>277131
Check surroundings
>>277131
Look around where the hell are we now?
>>287248
We are in the baby's territory now. We're doomed.
