Catch'MBallZ!
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Welcome to Catch'MBallZ!
Sentient Poke'Balls have captured the world's most powerful heroes and heroines! Their only desire is to force their captives to do battle! Holy shit!
[bRULES[/b]:
At the start of every battle, a random foe will appear; the first post to reply to this encounter chooses the hero that will do battle.
A VERSUS image will appear after your hero is chosen. The fight will begin only after the VERSUS image is posted by me. After that you can start posting for turns.
HOW DO I FIGHT, THO?
Replies have to end with at least one of two get numbers I choose at random in order to count. If no posts match the numbers I have chosen within 5 minutes, your hero will take damage! This shit will happen until you win or die!
Each turn can use one attack or one defense move. All moves have to be relevant to the chosen hero, or I'll ignore it, and you'll take damage for that turn.
Example template:
>I choose Donald Trump
>Donald Trump uses _______
YOU GET 5 FUCKING TURNS TO DEFEAT YOUR ENEMY. All matches start with 100 HP granted to both opponents. HP damage is decided by me based on the quality of the attack and the enemy type. No dice rolling shit here; this is all about intuition.
A new enemy will appear after each win or loss. If a certain hero wins a lot, I might give them random cool upgrades and shit.
After the first fight, you will unlock a map. But you have to win first, bitch.
WHO ARE THE HEROES? Anyone you can possibly think of. These sentient Poke'Balls have captured a veritable smorgasbord of fighters. Sometimes you'll fight other Poke'Ball masters, but most of the time you're just going to run into bitches.
GOOD LUCK. HAVE FUCK.
WARNING: AN ENEMY IS APPROACHING
>>273753
I choose you, Giga Nigga!
A WILD SHINJI APPEARS
+5 health will be granted upon hero selection because OP fucked up the first post
>>273759
Giga Nigga used "Power up with trips"
>>273763
>>273776
Read the rules niga. You can only start replying for turns after the VERSUS screen shows up.
>>273806
4 minutes until Giga Nigga takes damage.
>>273835
TURN LOST
SHINJI IS ATTACKING
>>273854
>Shinji uses 'GIRLY SHRIEK'
>Giga Nigga takes 25 damage
Giga Nigga has 75 HP remaining.
5 minutes remaining for your turn!
Reply for a chance to make a move or take more damage!
>>273894
>Shinji uses 'GIRLY SHRIEK'
>Giga Nigga takes 25 damage
Giga Nigga has 50 HP remaining.
You have 5 minutes to make a move before you take more damage!
>>273922
Giga Nigga powers up with dubs, multiplying his power level by 2.
>>273922
This board is slow, man. You gotta up that time limit.
>>273934
Giga Nigga powers up with dubs, multiplying his power level by 2
>Attack Damage increased
>Defense increased
TURN OVER
SHINJI IS ATTACKINGp/red]
>>273969
OP will increase turn limit to 25 minutes per request of friendly player
>>274024
>Shinji is stunned by Giga Nigga's power up
>Shinji is having an existential crisis
>Shinji loses his turn
>Giga Nigga takes no damage
YOUR TURN
You have 25 minutes to make a move!
>>274080
Giga Nigga use GigaPunch
>>274431
>Giga Nigga uses GigaPunch
>Shinji attempts to shield himself using Fetal Position
>Fetal Position fails
>Shinji takes 100 damage
Shinji is completely destroyed.
BATTLE WON
(continued...)
>>275788
(Continued...)
>>275846
>Giga Nigga has become stronger
You found part of a crudely drawn map!
Choose your destination!
>Mountain farm shit
>Anime Nihon City
>Bridge
(First location to get 5 replies wins)
>>275916
>Anime Nihon City
I love this idea.
Too tired to contribute because time.
KURWAAAA
>>275916
Anime Nihon City
>>275916
bridge
This board is slow as tits, so I'm gonna vote, too.
>Anime Nihon City
Anime Nihon City
Anime Nihon City has 4 votes, Bridge has 1.
>>278104
Just go with anime nihon city or the quest will die my dude
>>278612
I know it's a slow board, but it seems the quest does not appeal to most people, and perhaps it should die.
:D
>>278903
Your qst is fine. Its just new.
You've arrived in Anime Nihon City
>Go into adult book store
>Go further up the street
>Climb the staircase
>Approach the Poke'Ball trainer
>OP waits with bated breath for someone to choose something
>>280442
Reading is for nerds. Approach the ball trainer.
>>279387
>Approach the ball trainer.
>>279387
Ball trainer
>>280785
>>280730
>>280723
You awkwardly approach the Poke'Ball trainer
Poke'Ball Trainer: "Hey, kid, can I help you with something? Or are you just looking for a fight?"
>"What are you?"
>"Yeah, let's fight!"
>"Why are you hanging around a hentai shop?"
>"Can you tell me about this city?"
>>281754
Poke'Ball Trainer: "Say something, kid, I haven't got all day."
>>281754
>"Yeah, let's fight!"
>>281754
Fight!
>>281754
Lets fight!
Great artwork btw
Dead thread
>>282023
>>282040
>>282052
>>282054
Poke'Ball Trainer: "So you wanna fight, huh?! I should've known you were looking to get your ass kicked! You're going down, punk!"
>>282182
Poke'Ball Trainer: "I CHOOSE YOU..."
(Continued...)
>>282187
Poke'Ball Trainer: "...HEI!!!"
A CALM AND COLLECTED HEI APPEARS
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER!
>>282189
Travis Touchdown!
>>282196
TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN VERSUS HEI
FIGHT!!!
>>282280
Triple sword combo! (After a masturbate charging of his sword)
>>282280
Run him down with motorcycle!
>>282319
>Travis uses a charged Triple Sword Combo!
>Hei is struck twice and takes 50 damage
>Travis' third strike misses
Hei has 50 HP remaining.
HEI IS ATTACKING
>>282717
Block with sword!
>>282827
(That's not how it works, but you can try that when it's your turn to make a move. :D)
(Hei attacks now; which means that I gotta draw his attack.)
>>282717
>Hei uses Electric tether Blade!
>The blade becomes lodged in Travis' Beam Sword
>Travis takes 50 damage
>Travis' Beam Sword explodes in his hands
>Travis takes an extra 5 damage
Travis has 45 HP remaining.
YOUR TURN
>>283330
IT'S YOUR TURN! MAKE A MOVE!
>>283330
Pull out your quadbeam sword and SMASH!
>>283512
backing this one
>>283512
>>284313
>Travis whips out his Quadbeam Sword!
(Continued...)
>>284533
>Travis swings heavy for a Smash hit!
>Travis strike misses Hei!
>Hei is uninjured!
Hei has 50 HP remaining.
TURN OVER
HEI IS ATTACKING!
>>284544
KICK
HIM
IN
THE
*DICK*
>>284544
>Hei Axe Kicks Travis in the back!
>Travis takes 15 damage!
Travis has 30 HP remaining.
IT'S YOUR TURN!
>>284698
SWITCH UP YOUR BLADES WITH THE D.O.S AND THRUST YOUR BLADE BACKWARDS LIKE DIS IS SAMURAI CHAMPLOO AND YOU IS JIN NIGGA
>>284736
>Travis changes blades to the D.O.S
>Travis reverse thrusts the blade
>Travis penetrates his abdomen and Hei's head
>Hei is critically hit!
>Travis is critically hit!
(continued...)
>>284911
Hei has 0 HP remaining.
Travis has 0 HP remaining.
THE BATTLE HAS ENDED IN A DRAW!
The quest will continue soon! Stay tuned!
>>284911
One of three things has occurred here.
Either you've never seen Samurai Champloo,
Two, you didn't know what I meant,
or Three, you DID know what I meant but took it out of context because you wanted my sides to suffer.
Or any combination of those.
>>284921
ALL RESULTS ARE FINAL. GG NO RE.
>>284932
OP pls.
>>284932
Good thread op
Quest continues...now!
Last time on Catchm'Ball Z: Our nameless protagonist battled it out with an unknown Poke'Ball trainer next to an adult bookstore in uptown Anime Nihon City. The battle was fierce, but ended in a bloody draw! Now, our hero is bein approached by his opponent!
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Poke'Ball Trainer: "I can't believe it...Hei was one of my best heroes, and you...you just killed him like that?! Why would you even do that?! Who orders their hero to kill themselves?! Jeeze, man! I was gifted that hero by a top ranking Master Ball. If he knew I just lost to some rando like you, he'd ban me from fights for life!"
Poke'Ball Trainer: "I tell you what, kid, if you keep this between you and me, I'll give you a Battle Pass. What's your name anyway?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>>286166
NAME YOUR CHARACTER
>>286666
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
>>286720
Fortunately for our character, I'm going wait until I get a few replies before I randomly pick the name.
tch....you can call me sasuke edgelord...loser
>>286766
Okay, Sasuke Edgelord or John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt....
Any other suggestions before I flip a coin?
Boi pussi
>>287022
Ah, a classic.
>>286720
I also want John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
>>298066
I would also like John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. His name is my name too.
