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InfoWars Quest 2016-05-01 05:20:41 Post No. 26054
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InfoWars Quest Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:20:41 Post No. 26054 [Report]

You are Superfluous Citizen #594978, and today is not your day.

But let us start at the beginning, shall we?

It's the year 2017. Supreme Leader Obama just announced his third term, and with it the unveiling of the Grand Atheist Jihad upon all America.

Whoops. Didn't see that coming, did you? But, of course, as a proper citizen you - unlike so many others - are properly prepared.

LOADOUT (Choose two):
[] AR-15
[] Kalashnikov
[] S&W 500 Magnum
[] American Flag
[] Greatsword made from the scrapped hull of the Airforce One shot down in a false flag attack

FOCUS STAT (Choose One)
[] Godliness (Bonus against Atheist Jihadists, unlocks Warding Prayer)
[] Freedom (Bonus against Commie Nazis, unlocks Supreme Aim)
[] Dream (Bonus against Flouride, unlocks Psychic Barrage)

And, finally, SELECT YOUR COMPANIONS (Choose one)
[] Stacy (All-American cheerleader, bonus to Rouse Rebellion checks)
[] Clyde (All-American survivalist, bonus to Set Camp checks)
[] Ron (All-American preacher, bonus to Unite Citizens checks)
CHOOSE YOUR FATE

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:22:28 Post No.26074
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:22:28 Post No.26074 [Report]

>>26054
>American Flag
>Freedom
>Stacy

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:22:53 Post No.26077
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:22:53 Post No.26077 [Report]

>>26054
>no bald eagle choice for both loadout and companion
D R O P P E D
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:05 Post No.26085
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:05 Post No.26085 [Report]

>>26054
AR-15 & Flag
Godliness
Clyde

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:12 Post No.26087
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:24:12 Post No.26087 [Report]

>>26077
All Bald Eagles were confiscated in Executive order 1776, my apologies Citizen.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:25:15 Post No.26099
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:25:15 Post No.26099 [Report]

>>26054
American Flag and Coldsteel Greatsword
FREEDOM (Because it isn't free)
Ron

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:26:24 Post No.26109
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>>26087

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:28:16 Post No.26123
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:28:16 Post No.26123 [Report]

>>26109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xcJT7F_BXo
Thread theme song.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:04 Post No.26276
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 05:42:04 Post No.26276 [Report]

>>26054
>AR-15
>American Flag

>Freedom

>Clyde
but if I may do a write in I suggest that we get a dog for a companion

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:18:05 Post No.26618
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:18:05 Post No.26618 [Report]

>>26054

Loadout
>Greatsword
>American Flag

Focus Stat
>Godliness

Companions
>Stacy
>Ron

I'm a bit disappointed there was no option for NASCAR.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:32:42 Post No.26734
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 06:32:42 Post No.26734 [Report]

>>26054
LOADOUT
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>Kalashnikov
>American Flag.
FOCUS STAT
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Godliness
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Ron.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:05:50 Post No.26951
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[X] AR15
[X] Flag
[X] Godliness
[X] Ron

Oh my, a true American hero indeed! But listen! Right outside the screeching of Antigrav Generators signals the arrival of the OUTERSPACE HITSQUADS.

As a True American you of course know of them. They're clones of Xenu the slaughter of Worlds, come to take you to the FEMA camps to be sacrificed to the Elder Gods.

ChOOSE YOUR FATE

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:08:15 Post No.26965
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:08:15 Post No.26965 [Report]

>>26951
Prepare a hot cup of tea for the arrival of the clones of xenu

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 07:13:00 Post No.27008
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>>26951

FUCKING FIGHT.

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Anonymous 2016-05-01 22:03:24 Post No.32898
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Anonymous 2016-05-01 22:03:24 Post No.32898 [Report]

>>22222 Testing