Rumble Quest
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Select the main character of this quest.
>>258759
>Big
CUZ WE FUCKING BIG
>>258759
choozin proud bcbc tyrone, so he could fugz all dim wyite-e wimmin and cukc dem wyite bois. gibs me dat charctor #BLACKED
>>258759
Big Red
>>258761
you have selected BIG Red as the main Character of this quest.
In the town you live in someone has hosted a fighting tournament involving ranks. your mission is to become #1, but in order to be #1 you must fight the competition.
You have no rank yet.
you are heavyweight of 260 lbs with fighting style of Sumo mixed with Boxing.
Please wait for application to find your opponents
>>258800
The Application has found 2 fighters interested in fighting you.
who will you choose?
>>258824
How's about the chode on the right? knock him down a peg.
>>258826
you have selected Greaser Joe as your opponent.
he'll be waiting for you at the Scrapyard.
>>258852
Let's head to the junkyard then.
>>258852
Is this support to be a clean fight?
>>258869
You Have arrived to the junkyard
>>258893
your opponent says this will be a "clean" fight.
You two are now ready to fight.
FIGHT!
what will be your first move?
>>258909
break open his guard with a body check. This fucker is maybe 180 pounds tops.
Throw your weight around.
>>258909
Remove shirt
>>258918
Flex to intimidate.
>>258918
>You remove your shirt exposing your man boobs
>greaser Joe laughs at you for having man boobs
>you FLEX!
>greaser joe laughs more
>as he's destracted by laughing at you, you rush him and punch him with a cross, your punch connected with his face.
he's down and bleeding, but is he out?
Count to 10 for KO!
1!
>>258909
your face to his fist style
>>259050
>>259055
Greaser Joe gets back up and still want to fight.
>>259086
The fight continues.
what is your next move?
>>259050
you let greaser joe give you a free punch to the face.
you absorb the punch, not very powerful.
what will you do now?
>>259197
Greaser Joe Pulls out a Switch Blade.
>>259227
Ask him about his hair, say you wish you had such dapper hair.
Punch him when he gets distracted
>>259227
Find something to use as a weapon in the scrapyard
>>259240
>>259394
Oil! His weakness must be fire!
>>259394
If that's the case...
Tackle him, not caring whether or not the knife goes into you, then start kneeing his testicles to Oblivion. Don't stop until all that remains down there is mush.
>>259357
>>259429
>You Spot a lead pipe.
>you tackle Greaser Joe
>he stabs you in the chest, but the knife did not reach anything vital except alot of fat and little muscle, and you give a good hard kick to his the balls.
>greaser joe kneels down in pain, the knife is still stuck on you.
>you grab the lead pipe and bash it on his head.
>you won the fight, but you pretty much killed him.
Will greaser Joe Live or Die?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10488447
you have 1 fight won in your record, you are now in the list of many competitors.
>>259681
You have earned
> Experience
>reached level 2
>25 bucks
>a switch Blade
>in Rank 304
>1 Victory, in your win loss ratio.
>and possibly killed a guy
>>259734
Put all of our points into Strength and Endurance.
Tape the switchblade to the end of the tire iron, making a make-shift spear (that you can still bash people with). Use it as a warning for why people shouldn't decide to make a fight "unclean".
Use the $25 to buy a ridiculous hat
>>259745
Good Idea!
>>259766
Also a good idea!
but for now.
This is To Be Continued.
Will BIG Red become #1
Will greaser joe live or die? or somewhere in between?
Stay Tuned in another time, for more RUMBLE QUEST!
>>259792
And We're are back with more Rumble Quest.
>>262043
Thank goodness.
Greaser Joe is still alive.
you feel bad.
you had no intention in almost killing a man, but you kinda got yourself in the moment.
greaser joe is in a pretty bad state.
Are you going to leave him here at the scrapyard or help him?
>>262074
He fucking cut us, let that dago shithead him rot and his mama have a closed-casket funeral.
>>262074
Leave him. Piss on him before leaving.
Nobody plays dirty with us and doesn't get our wrath.
>>262121
This
>>262074
Help him
>>262088
>>262121
>>262156
>>262283
>>262121
>>262156
>>262283
You leave Greaser Joe at the scrapyard, unknowing if someone will find and help him.
you wish you could help him but you can't risk the thought of getting arrested.
as you go back home you realized that what joe said is true, in the streets, fair fights don't exist. no kindness, no honor, no sportmanship.
now that you realize this, if someone like him ever pulls a stunt like that ever again, you won't think twice on taking a piss on them when there out cold, lets just hope you don't go too far and kill someone.
you go home, and play doctor on yourself with pain killers, dental floss a sewing needle, and some hard alcohol
you think you did alright.
you take a couple days to recover.
later you go to Mastersons Hat House to get yourself a dumb hat.
they have just release a limited edition steel plate crown snapback for only $25
maybe you should get it.
>>262372
Let's get that hat. It's stylish and practical.
>>262434
Are you sure?
There are other hats that also look pretty neat.
>>262448
I'm sure we have plenty of shit that doesn't make us look either retarded or like a cartoon character.
We'll take the bitchin steel-plated snapback
>>262448
Do they sell eskimo hats?
>>262488
>>262488
At Masterson Hat House, We sale all kinds of hats.
>>262462
You buy the Steel Plated snapback.
>>262513
I'm not going to carve anything on my new hat that i just bought now.
>Your Phone has just given you an update on new opponents that wish to meet and fight you.
please wait for application to present you opponents.
>>262556
Who do you wish to fight?
>>262572
Top hat.
>>262572
That Mexican. He looks like he jumped the border. We don't like illegals.
>>262593
This. (Kek)
>>262588
You have Selected Hat Masterson the Third as your opponent.
he has sent a limo now to pick you up, so you may meet him at his area of combat.
>>262612
Ah sheet. But we wanted to beat the spic.
>>262612
Cancel him. We've got to go teach Rodriguez a lesson.
>>262641
Aye.
>>262641
If you Cancel the fight Also known as pussying out.
It will affect your rank and reputation.
Also BIG Red is not Racist, But he'll beat the crap out of anybody named Rodriguez
are you sure you want to cancel this meet-up?
>>262674
No, a fair fight with a gentlemen will be a welcome alternative.
>>262674
Let's continue with this fight.
>>262674
Alright, let's gain some exp from Hat Masterson, then we'll go after Rodriguez at a later date, you can count on that.
>>262701
Yeah. Fair 'nuff. We'll take that fucker's hat, turn it into a bladed hat, like Oddjob's hat from James Bond, and then cut the head off that spic at a later date.
>>262711
Kek, don't forget to rob him, so we can sell his stuff for a little extra cash later on.
>>262724
>implying he has anything worthwhile on him
I mean, we can try, but those illegals are poor as dirt. I'd just be happy to get him out of our country, then build the wall 10 ft. higher.
>>262674
>Also BIG Red is not Racist
>implying patriotism is racism
We're just saving our country from the invading illegals. Also, Mexicans aren't a race, they're a nationality.
We'll make America great again.
>>262747
Oh no, I'm not going to let him off the hook that easily. I would harvest his organs, then sell them on the black market for a hefty sum, then use that money to fund a 20ft wall.
And it will be great.
>>262802
Brilliant idea. I endorse this.
>>262701
>>262698
>>262685
>the limo picks you up and sends you to hat masterson's mansion.
>you meet hat masterson.
>he tells you to wait in the ring, hell be there to fight you soon
>you wait.
>>262908
He might attack us from behind, take off our hat and look at the reflection.
>>262908
He seems like a good guy. If he ends up being a clean fighter, then we will respect him whether we win or lose.
>>262938
We should still use our plate on the hat to block his attacks and distract with the shine
>>262946
>using an object to blind an opponent in a clean match
Then we'd be the dirty ones. It'd be alright to wear to stop some damage, but using it to blind someone is a really scummy thing to do. We'll only blind the guy if he ends up being a dirty fighter.
>>262908
Can we put wagers between the characters battling?
>>262908
The Fight Begins
what is your First move?
>>263046
Adopt a low stance, he is jacked and we don't want to square up to him. Let's stay low and move sideways to read his style and patterns, hands up and chin down.
>>263046
First, shake his hand, tell him you like his mustache, and that you hope this will be a clean fight (with a smile).
If we are to fight a gentleman, it's only proper that we start the duel respectfully.
>>263057
This.
>>263057
Or tap his fist, like they do in MMA. Either would work, but I think tapping his fist would be more appropriate.
>>263063
If the fight is started, just put your fist in for a tap then. That's the real signal for the beginning of the fight in MMA.
>>263054
Ey yo op you dead, sleepin or workin?
>>263103
It just takes time for OP to respond, I dunno why, but I can wait.
>>263054
>>263057
You begin the fight, fight tapping eachothers fist as a sign of respect.
you go on the defensive and circle your opponent.
he has not done anything yet.
what are you going to do now?
>>263151
oh and and you compliment his stash
>>263151
Compliment stash, then charge him like a bear, fully extending. Feint at the last second and fucking go straight for his legs. Grapple and do a judo flip
>>263151
You're a tall and large outfighter. If he doesn't approach, then stay in a defensive position, only jabbing at him. If he comes at you, try to counter attack and back off. If he tries to go inside your boxing range, switch to a sumo style and knock him over, protecting your head during the transition and aiming for his solar plexus with your open handed blows.
>>263159
Aren't we a sumo/boxer style? Do we know Judo?
>>263160
True. I switch my vote to you
>>263151
hundred hand slap like Honda from street fighter, knock that curly fucking mustache off his face.
>>263212
my thought is to work in body shots while simultaneously forcing my opponent to block strikes to the face, get him ready for my serious punch
>>263151
FUCK! i accidententally canceled the saved!
in the this image
red charges at masterson with a haymaker and miss.
masterson dodges his attack by moving right, and punching red face, knocking him down. but he's not out.
>there was supposed to me more (masterson attacked with a flury of punches but red bobbed and weaved with a counter punch to masterson's face).
>>263425
>>263431
the was going to be more fighting in one image
>>263439
Ah. So are we just going with the information that the counter attack indeed happened?
>>263450
Yes there was a counter attack.
i accidentally canceled the progress drawn so it didn't save.
now i have to draw it again.
>>263455
kk. Well even if you don't draw it again, the next action I'm voting for is:
Take advantage of the moment you hit masterson's face to switch to sumo-style and open palm barrage him, aiming for the solar plexus (to knock the wind out of him), the rib cage (to inflict normal damage), and his chin (to knock him out).
>>263460
i try to my best at doing everything request but this what i got
>>263694
Keep it going, it is entertaining. Do your best op.
>>263696
i apologize for some errors, red is an orthodox stance fighter.
he should have have been circle strafing to the right.
also i tried to do a drawing of hundred hand slap on masterson but it just didn't look right
>>263706
Don't apologize, Big Red wouldn't apologize. I'm happy you considered the request.
>>263706
Your bloody great m8
>>263717
>>263708
>>263698
I'm Glad you guys like it.
but for now, Rumble Quest will have to continue, in another time,
Stay tuned.
>>263749
Fun quest. Thanks for running.
>>263749
And were back, with more Rumble Quest.
Hat is just about done playing around
he charges at you like a bull.
you have i only but a split second to react.
>>269466
you were too slow to react.
Masterson goes for powerful punch to the gut, and proceeds with a left hook to the head, knocking you out.
>>269466
Turn at an angle and shoulder tackle him
>>269596
>you were to slow to react >>269594
.
>you wake up in a fancy bedroom.
>pic related
>>269719
You have earned.
>experience
>$0
>Recovery
>a limo drive back home.
>99% off coupon off any hat at hat house.
>>269737
How much currency do we have
>>269742
$0
>>269745
Check the phone if there are any new fighters to fight
>>269756
you only have one new fighter.
>>269790
Try to find a quick job lifting boxes or something similar so we can get stronger and earn some easy dollars
>>269790
Middle guy.
>>269805
you get a small job working at box co lifting boxes full of random item and products inside.
you've earned
>$100
>an increase in strength
>>269886
Go to a hat store since we have that sweet 99% discount coupon
>>269884
you have selected Denver Rodriguez as your opponent.
he'll be waiting for you at the samba studio, where you to will fight.
>>269908
Buy a non carbonated cola to give us quick energy boost before the fight with Denver.
>>269908
Does Big Red have any weapons?
>>270005
He has a switch blade in his inventory
>>270013
Perfect.
>>269953
you head to the Samba Studio and meet with, denver.
he'll be waiting to fighting you.
he points you to the soda machine if your feeling thirsty.
all drinks are a $1
will you buy a drink?
>>270101
Does buying a drink give Big Red any benefits?
>>270101
Buy both the blue and the red cola
>>270101
Might as well get some N.R.G, just incase you need to throw something at him to create an opening.
>>270108
You bought all three soda's.
are you going to drink them or what?
>>270166
Drink them all. What's the worst that could happen?
>>270166
No, no, drink 2. The other one's for throwing.
>>270188
Oops, changing my vote to this
>>270180
>>270188
You drink both red and blue sodas.
are you going to fight denver now?
>>270242
What else can we do?
>Spy on him?
>Snoop around?
Etc.
>>270254
It's a small dance studio
>>270287
Alright, let's dance (fight). :^)
>>270302
This gets my vote, but those sodas were a bad idea. I think red shits his britches right before delivering a final blow. All the dancing and carbonation was turning in his stomach into shitnami tidal waves in his intestines.
>>270356
Ooo, didn't think about that. Hopefully we can finish this quickly.
>>270302
Red is ready to fight Denver.
denver hangs his hat on the wall, and is now ready to fight.
Fight!
What is your first move?
>>270484
I'd say play defensively to gauge his skills, before making any rash decisions.
>>270531
Your opponent is circling you in a counter clockwise motion.
he has not hit you yet.
what will you do now?
>>270611
rush him and stop his movement with some left jabs. Let's try and take him to the corner.
>>270611
He is a quick lil fuck, best we dont create an opening for him to use his BJJ on us. Sprawl on him if he shoots for your legs and brawl him if he tries to clinch with you, show him why your name is BIG RED.
>>270627
you rush him with some jabs,but he's too fast.
he hits you with his jab and and continues circling you.
>>270843
Charge him head on once more acting as if you're about to throw a punch, but as he's about to hit you go for the waist and try and bring him to the ground.
>>270843
Fuck! i forgot the hat!
whatever.
almost done
>>270853
You charge him with a fake punch.
you go for a takedown.
you are now in mounted position.
>>271015
>>271019
what do now?
>>271019
Distract him with your dominate hand (punch him) while secretly reaching for the soda can.
>>271097
anon but we have to live with honor and respect
we shouldn't use the soda can
>>271019
Ground and pound this little shit.
>>271097
>while secretly reaching for the soda can
You really want to reach for the soda can?
this guy is nice and has been fighting you fairly, and you want to to be an asshole?
>>271154
you gou for the ground and pound
>>271203
Denver Tries to bridge and escape, but he's to light, and you're too heavy, he,'s strong enough you get out.
he's take too much damage, and he's not risking brain damage.
he forfeits, the fight.
>>271258
he,'s strong enough you get out.
i mean not strong enough
>>271258
Ask him if there's a medkit somewhere so you can perform first aid.
>>271258
(FINISH HIM!!)
Ughhh, yeah good fight, hopefully being honorable will pay off, or else Ima come back for Rodriguez.
So what'd we earn?
>>271277
>>271281
You have earned.
>Experience
>Free fulltime Samba Dance studio membership, with free drink privileges.
>rank 298
>Mexican Sombrero with Maracas
>2 50% off taco fiestaville coupons.
>$135
> positive feedback to your reputation by denver..
> Adress to boxing and Grappling club with 3 day guest membership by denver.
and so, Rumble quest will be To Be Continued.
stay tuned in another time.
>>271404
OH!
And a Victory.
Your Win/Loss Ratio is 2 and 1.
TO BE CONTINUED
>>271404
Wooo those are some nice rewards, I guess being honorable does pay.
Until next time.
>>271404
Buy materials and some .45 bullets and make a shitty pipe gun
>>271404
And We're Back!
with more Rumble Quest.
>>272880
You could make a gun, even though you have no knowledge in making one.
but sadly in the place you live in, bullets and guns are nearly impossible to get, ever since 20 years ago.
and besides, this is rumble quest, not shoot somebody quest, but don't worry i'll keep your thought in mind.
You leave, denvers dance studio, and you are now back home.
what do now?
>>280333
You check your phone, you have no new updates on new fighters who wish to challenge you.
'
>>280625
Fight the guy on the right, let the ethnic cleansing continue.
>>281224
you've selected doug, he'll waiting for you at the mall parking lot
>>281240
>you meet doug
>he's ready to fight.
Fight!
What is you first move?
>>281293
Close the distance while keeping your guard up, if he throws a punch side step him and go for a clinch. Work a double under-hook and try to bounce him off the pavement.
>>281324
>Doug charges at you with a haymaker.
>you move out the way to the side and grab doug in a clinch.
>doug cover his face,but you go for multiple punches to the liver and body,
>you finish with an uppercut knocking him out.
this dude was weak ass fuck and has never fought before he says.
you take your win.
>>281443
Well we are at the mall, call your next contender, 9/10 chance he walks out of hot topic.
>>281443
You've earned!
>3 to 1 win/ loss ratio
> rank 294
>$10
>Two meatlovers Submarine sandwiches
>A buy 1 get 1 free sandwich coupon from subbies sandwich shop.
>a bottle of sports drink
>and a pack gum.
also Rumble Quest will be to be continued.
i'm gonna take a break and a look back at all the post requested here, especially the ones that didn't make it, reviewing different possibility's and outcomes, including making new characters mainly new opponents. i might give more plot to this than just beating the crap out of people, but for now it's beating the crap out of people.
rumble quest will continue in another thread.
until next time.
