YordleQuest:Report AFK edition
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Story so far:
You are Kurridge, an average yordle from Bandle City. Through a series of unfortunate events you have ended up fighting a Krug, getting knocked out, saved my Braum and Tristana, then meeting a spooky masked entity whose chime you've accidentally picked up, then touching a bright orb that sent you to the SUMMONER'S RIFT - while all you wanted to do was earn some coins to live off of.
After recovering from the initial shock and horror of realizing where you are, you decided to go and talk to some of the denizens to figure out what to do - or where to go.
>>249388
>Archive
https://yordlequest.tumblr.com/
>Explain what’s happened and that you’re worried and don’t know what’s going on, or where you are. Could they maybe tell us please?
You know where you are, you recognize the place from all the stories and the fact that when you got teleported here, some woman shouted “Welcome to Summoner’s Rift” into your head. But you have no idea what’s going on. You ask.
“Uhhh I don’t know why I’m here or why this is happening but could either of you help me or explain what the hell is going on here? I got teleported to this place after touching some weird magic orb thing.”
They simply stare at you.
Do you...
> Go closer to them
> Ignore them and move on, there's bound to be people here that're easier to talk to
> Wait.
>>249400
Play the waiting game
>>249400
Steal their gold before they march to their deaths.
>>249428
>Play the waiting game
You wait a while for the two things in front of you.
After what seems to be minutes of just complete silence, it gestures with it's hammer. pointing towards the entrances to the vast area that you are in.
Squinting and looking at the general area, you can see countless others of it's kind amassing close by, in perfect rows. Some on carts, some with a shield and hammer like this one, and others with robes and staffs. As if preparing for a warpath.
You begin to get worried, thinking about where you fit in in all of this, rather, do you fit in at all?
Thinking back to what led you to be here in the first place, you realize. You may not be very bright, or special in any way. But there's something serious going on here, and you're a part of it. Whether you like it or not.
>Try to not faint
>Try to not faint
>GO ON THE WAR PATH
>Hide in the forest that you see over the wall
>>249495
*shakes head*
"Dont do it, dont do it, just dont do it. Hide in the forest!
>>249538
If you have not heard of the rumor's you do know what they do right? They do deathwatch's or they run and get themselves killed....You dont want to die right? Then i suggest you head to the forest.
>>249560there isn't enough traffic honestly, so I'll probably wait til I get three or so different votes.
>>249495
go to war path, you'll become badass in the end and get recognitionif you survive
>>249571
Yeah, most questers are online midday and also you know, this quest is fairly back from the dead. SO it will be a while before it gets people to come to it. I will wait
>>249580
....Quite a while i guess, hopefully more people come :P
>>249495
WARPATH
Also, your bodysuit might not be tight enough.
yay more people bumpy bump
Hide in the forest
>>249662
>>249578
>GO ON THE WARPATH
No pain, no gain. You decide to follow the mob of lightly armed things to battle, maybe you'll garner some recognition on the way, and maybe these guys get paid well? Who knows.
All you know, if that for once in your life you'll be brave. Maybe. You'll have to see what they're fighting.
>>249722
Be sure to make the killing blow on each enemy. Don't worry about silly things like morality or if they have families or if their children are sick and the money from this fight is the only thing that could get them the medicine they need to live.
Just think of them like hostile bags of gold that you have to kill them to take. You'll never be poor again!
They'll probably just respawn anyway, like you probably will if you die. Your arm got better, and you used a skill earlier, there's nothing that could go wrong, unless your clothes get in the way.
>>249722
Remember if things go wrong, you can run away do that.
>>249722
...This was a mistake.
After several hours of marching, you found yourself being bombarded by something, it exploded on impact, killing every little guy that you were following, the explosion itself sending you flying across the path, and knocking you unconscious as you land on your head, into a black... pillar of sorts?
When you come to, you find yourself bound, hand and feet, inside a circle of what definitely looks like bad juju. With similar black glassy pillars jutting out at the sides, green runes glowing down the length of each one.
>Panic
>Look around
>WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES oh wait you're not nude. Thank god.
>>249662
>not tight enough
howprophetic
>>249754
>look around what do you see do you see anyone if so try to swing out.
>>249754
Do a crunch and hold onto the rope by your teeth and start climbing up the rope
And don't say you can't, those hips are signs that you have enough lower body strength to do it
>>249754
Maybe you should switch to painted clothes, there's no way those could be removed without a lot of effort.
>Look around
>try and expand the gravity control you're using to keep your ponytail pointed away from the ground on the rest of you to escape
>maybe wiggle out of the chestwrap or something, to distract whoever tied you up. yea.
>>249754
>Panic
>Look around
Keep being brave! Use your little yordle teeth to cut that rope or die trying!!
>Look around
You double take, you've seen some shit, almost got killed once already, so being tied up half naked in the air shouldn't be as much of a problem... Right?
Trying to get your bearings, you ignore the blood slowly amassing toward your head, and look around, swinging gently to allow for more rotation. You can see nothing, really. Just the circle, the pillars, and the purple magical energy that span inbetween the pillars.
Actually, you can't see past the purple energy. Which is weird, since from what little you know of magic from magazines, you thought they were all whooshy and transparent.
>>249773
"Painted clothes are stupid, especially if you have fur. Like I do..."
She still has her underwear anyhow, it shouldn't be a problem... Hopefully.
>>249768
"My teef will fall off, silly voice in my head. Also I'm pretty unfit, so the hips you see are all just fat."
You think you hear a faint whistling sound, coming closer and closer.
>Listen closer
>Call out
>>249788
Shameful
Listen closer, it could be whoever tied you up
close your eyes just in case too? They might've been waiting for you to wake up
>>249788
>Listen Closer.
>>249788
>>Listen closer
>>249788
You're right. Clothes are completely unnecessary, at all. Don't be afraid to use what you've got on to escape.
>Listen closer
>Call out
Be prepared for it to be a projectile though, don't land on your head if the rope gets cut or breaks.
If it's a person, someone's already put you in a bad situation, so it's either someone who can help you, or the person who put you there. You can explain your situation either way.
>>249788
>Also I'm pretty unfit, so the hips you see are all just fat.
Probably the reason why you're hung up there. It's either as someone's dinner, or as a sacrifice to the dread god Sir Mix-A-Lot, patron of those who worship the donk.
Also
>Listen closer
>Listen closer
You listen intently at the whistling as it gets louder and louder, and you can see a blur of a figure approaching the magic wall adjacent to you. You quickly close your eyes in an attempt to seem like you were still unconscious, but couldn't help but sneak a peek.
It's a diminutive figure wearing a blue mage's robe, metal boots and gauntlets, with it's face covered in shadows. The yellow eyes glowing underneath his hat. By the smell of him... You think he's a Yordle, but you've never seen him before in your life.
He cackles
"AHUEHUEHEUHE yesssss. All the preparations are complete, I never thought I'd catch a CIVILIAN Yordle out in the rift, let alone one so defenseless as this one."
It pauses, pursing his chin
"Actually, what the hell was she doing here? There's no reason for her to be here to begin with. Curious."
It ponders for a few more moments, before shaking himself out of his own deep thoughts. Slowly approaching you to continue whatever it was initially trying to do to you. Seemingly oblivious to the fact that you are actually awake.
>Let him get close
>Scream
>Say hi
>>249824
>Let him get close
Maybe he'll bring us down?
>>249824
>>Let him get close
Then... SURPRISE HEADBUTT!
>>249824
If you don't try to talk your way to freedom, he's going to do whatever he stripped you for. Screaming would probably upset him and make your situation worse, save it in case you need a moment's distraction for an ally.
>say hi
>ask why he took your clothes
>>249824
Ask him what is going on around here
>>249824
>Civilian
This has to be important
Either he didn't want to get an important person to avoid trouble or...
Fuck it, if he's bad, we've in a tight situation with no clear escape anyway.
Say hi to him
>Say hi
You shoot your eyes open and speak, startling him, and you yourself jumping in reaction
"Hi?!" You squeak out a greeting at the entirely surprised Yordle.
He doesn't move for a few seconds, simply staring at you.
When he does regain his composure, he coughs and addresses you
"YOU, will become my slave, on pain of death. For I, VEIGAR will take Bandle City, and eventually Runeterra for his own!"
"AND to do that, I need SERVANTS. Rejoice, foolish Yordle female for you will be my first."
It declares, as if well rehearsed.
"Why did you take my clothes...?" You meek out a question amidst his spiel of dramatic flare
He simply stares again. Then mumbles "You won't need those rags to be my slave."
He seems to have taken a liking to you, one way or another and seeks to add you to his side for whatever purpose. Be it sinister or good, you're not sure. But you see him approach you, trying to untie you from the ceiling of this... magical circle.
>Quick, retaliate!
>See where this goes
>>249856
>try to get out of the ropes! and run!
>>249856
See where this goes
>>249856
He seems easy to manipulate, and you might be able to use this situation to your advantage.
>See where this goes
He's probably a mage of some kind, try to learn magic. We haven't been doing so well defending ourself so far, and I like his fashion sense. You didn't need those clothes anyway.
>>249824
>>249829
No headbutt. In the best case scenario where we OHKO him instead of just make him angry, we are still stuck tied upside down. Talking is like the only way out of this one, or waiting for rescue. If we're gonna get rescued, I'd personally rather spend the time between now and then talking, rather than trying to headbutt while tied up.
>>249881
I think hes right also mabye we should try to get out of the ropes
>>249856
>See where this goes
>>249885
It looks like he's taking us down anyway. Try not to fall on your head. Was veigar the whistling sound we heard?
>>249892
Mabye he was the whistling sound. But yeah once you think about it is that
Alright guys, I've just about run out of time for today, but I'll most likely be continuing this in a week's time. I'm probably gonna run this weekly. I'll jot down the votes for next time I run this, so don't worry about having to vote again for the next post.
For updates, tune in to either my patreon or tumblr, tumblr will also have all the sfw art dumps, while patreon has the same, only with nsfw dumps as well.
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>>249905
YAAAYYY
>>249905
Thanks for running, I hope to make it to future threads.
>>249909
Just head to the tumblr :P i guess mimic will announce the next one
>>249483
Hey you
Yes you
Wheres genocide quest