Adventure Civ medieval 2
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Welcome to Adventure Civ Medieval!
In this quest, you will help a medieval realm strive and grow as trouble arises and other nations work on their own agendas.
Last time, the Copper warlords started a huge war against each other before getting invaded by orcs. Meanwhile the Sun people made giant lenses, the Bowtie kingdom warred some rats and the people of the trees kept to themselves.
how to play:
1) choose a realm to play for. change your name to reflect your choice (ex: Bowtie Noble). Max 4 players per realm.
2)each turn, your realm has 2 actions. You can choose a cultural, technological, or immediate acion, plus one bonus action based on your realms' bonus action(if your realm has a bonus tech action, you can do any action one time per turn, plus a tech action).
3)discuss with your compatriots which actions you will take. Once you're done, reply to my recap anchor post with the recap of your actions.
if you want to join in, please consider joining the under-populated tree tribe!
Sunbros ww@
Rolled 12 (1d100)
Sun people: scouting for bodycare resources
0-30: bodyharm resources
31-60: bodycare resources
61-80: encounter
81-100: ???
>>246650
Walp
>>246650
RIP
>>246661
The people of the sun expanded baths everywhere into massage and bodycare centers for the weary workers and wrestlers to relax their muscles.
They also went looking for herbs and resources good for health, but only found hemlock.
The shamans got even lazier, and there's little hope of getting more magic out of them right now.
>>246650
Wait, so it's not kelp? Or is it some kind of radioactive kelp?
Nigga Im here didnt see thread bump last time what even happened?
>>246730
The Bowtie kingdom started built a wall north between them and the rats, solving the thief problem for good.
Engineers replicated a gun just fine, but they have no idea how to make black powder.
>>246760
Stuff, oranges went almost full retard apparently
>>246767
Walls and guns. Soon we'll be America in all it's greatness.
reporting in!!
Why did opee do our lamest refugee turn and not shipbuilding and exploring rats? Whatever
Action: kick out refugees and reinforce border. It makes no sense to accept them given our nationalism and xenophobia
Tech: shipbuilding
>>246635
Represent!
>>246827
It was because no greens were present to properly say what should be done
>>246827
Dammit, my tree brother wants to integrate so instead we'll scout rats
>>246836
Sure, but we had plenty of potential turns other than refugees.
>>246767
A local group of degenerate liberals petitioned to integrate the refugees into Elfland society. They were quickly exiled to the ghetto with their barbarian friends.
A continuous watch of the women has been established and organized. Though some are getting paranoid, it leaves them no time to exchange secrets.
The spy services found out the elven women in the copper tribe are gathering resources to bring as many women as they can overseas to make their own, hysterical female-centric clan!
So which one is a stand in for which real country again
>>246855
Tree people handling the refugee crisis better than Europe.
Our goal should be getting as much comfort as possible with the least amount of effort.also we should build embassies in all countries that act as neutral meeting point where you can also relax in their spa's.
copper engie reporting in
>>246907Depends if they want to open borders to us or not.
But now what are we going to do with all these hemlock.
Plus the shamans are getting lazy so no magic. But nothing is said about the warriors. Are they not lazy? Can they replace the shamans as magic researchers? Or do they count as shamans now too?
>>246855
Thank you based god ope
god damnit I cant bear paint anymore
what other drawing tool has text I can't be arsed to pirate photoshop right now
>>246936
MS Paint
>>246936
I just use paintbrush, it isn't anything special but okay for mac
>>246936
Gimp or Paint.net?
>>246948
Same
>>246936
Firealpaca is pretty nice
>>246855
The copper clans, before a moment of confusion, focused their war effort on the outsider threat. The clans' ragged troops, worn down by war and hunger and still backstabbing one another when given the chance, can't drive the green menace out, and some families' lands have fallen to their horde.
Battlefield doctors have a free supply of live candidates to learn more about the human body, and surgery advanced in strides.
turn 6 end!
>>246972
Scout ratlands and learn shipbuilding
>>246972
yeeash
recap anchor post
>>246921
We are pretty much the neutral clan and im pretty sure atleast the bowties would appreciate the gesture!
As for thelazy shamans we should indeed try to keep them from getting lazier.
>>246995
Actually, we'll do shipbuilding and then send boar armies to invade copperlands in retaliation for te spy info we have. Hopefully we'll have lands claimed.
god damit, we need to retreat and focus on ourselves, fuck these clans and engineers, if we were being attacked they wouldn't do shit for us and you know it, our lives are worth far more than our alliance that will never work
>>247000
Indeed but how? Spas are too comfy. Gotta motivate em somehow
Shit, there's no other bowties here and I can't be half assed to make up some long masterplan to create gunpowder.
Maybe we'll just try to kidnap a Rat engineer and try to subdue him into giving us his secrets. Worst case scenario, the queen just kills the fucker.
>>247015
Hey babbeh
>>247052
im here
>>247021
Honestly I've got no idea. The spas weren't necissary an idea of the shamans. Maybe regulate their spa times to usage after praying? Or show them the best things you can get if they pray more. They shouldnt have to pray all day anymore due to the glass temples.
>>247075
Alright. Let's invade the Ratlands again and use our tech point to do something that'll actually make the turn count. Any idea?
>>246972
help fight the orcs and research more alloys
>>247081
Maybe a reward/VIP membership type deal. The more devoted and hardworking a shaman is about magic, the more points he racks up and the better the treatment he gets in spas.
So guys what we doing?
>>247005
If you look at this map it shows a beautiful ocean.. :D
If you look at the closest clan to the elves its The engineers
If you look at the first thread You'll find we have the strongest navy in the game
If you look at your pathetic ships you'll see we are armed to the brim
If you look at the bottom of the sea soon You'll see some retarded drowned treetards
>>247105
Find a way to motivayte lazy shamans,eat kelp, try to open embassies, party alot, praise the sun, eat kelp, find use for hemlock, wrestle naked, eat kelp, get a nice tan, eat kelp
the usual
>>247104
That sounds like something that would work too. After all the shamans are lazy but are also willing to work for rewards as was shown before
>>247089
We could try using our tech to discover the basics of Chemistry so we can eventualy discover how to make black powder?
>>247124
>>247015
Look guys We should hold off..
Build a defensive live
Place our ballistas on the line
fire crossbows and ballistas
Destroy the orcs at range
Then in the heat of battle friendships are forged blah blah blah
so
Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.
Tech: Improve the steam engine
>>247129
We'll still need to set up mines to get sulfur and coal, but yea. Let's do chemistry.
>>247136
Yeah lets do that, but instead of improving the steam engine we should do something that would improve the quality of our nation like better farming techniques or better medicine since our countrys kinda in shambles right now.
>>247152
yes we need food and we need it fast!
>>247152
With better steam engines we could probably make some farming apparatus.
Then we make trains to provide supplies and up economy
We can get steam boats
Steam ploughs
Opium..
>>247137
We could try trading that stuff next turn with the coppers for food or stuff?
>>247108
aye, we've had naval combat long enough to know what we're doing. plus we know how to shoot at boats with catapults and ballistae, we are tip top for naval right now. the elves aren't even a threat
>>247136
focus on fighting them orcs. capitalise on our siege strength to break positions then send in troops to take out the confused and broken formations.
research something that will actually make our nations somewhere nice to liveable, like food production
>>247120
>>247105
So guys, actions.
One of them is Introduce a reward system for spas. THe more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah.
What's the other one? Try to open embassies/spas in neighboring countries?
>>247162
That would take awhile and time is something were short of right now, we need to think of something food related that we could realisticly make right now.
>>247164
Coppers are our natural enemies. Probably hate us more than they hate themselves. I'd stick to the Suns.
So copper nation (united) wants
Look guys We should hold off..
Build a defensive live
Place our ballistas on the line
fire crossbows and ballistas
Destroy the orcs at range
Then in the heat of battle friendships are forged blah blah blah
so
Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.
Tech: Improved Irrigation and fertilisers and more food
>>247173
Im all for both. Bit adjusting though even the ones that don't do much still get good treatment. Also we'll try the embassies in all lands except coppers for now because of their war.
>>247184
How about terrace farming, so we could make much more by using the hills and mountains to farm. That way we could get the quantity we need.
Copper lads, why mad? We're only looking to destroy the feminist conspiracy
>>247210
You're still attacking our lands, we beat the shit out of each other, us and only us no one else, but really though you'll get wrecked by our navy.
>>247198
Well I was kinda banking on the word "better" there. As everybody still gets the same current full course no matter who they are. Plus I didn't specify shamans there so could this be applied to every Sunperson? Anybody and everybody can get the best shit if they work hard enough in their respective field.
Of course, we should also see into rewarding the people giving out these rewards though. When everybody's getting sweet shit and you're the only one not getting it, but serving them? May cause turmoil.
>>247210
You nigga
Nobody attacks us except us
After we done with the orcs You'll be invaded
and since I sell things and supplies to Your female elves. You will die a horrible death
I really just want to sail with our whole fucking army to the treetards, kill all of them and just settle there, away from the orcs
I'm probably too late to join the coppers again this thread so I'll probably go to tree tribe.
Just saying for the coppers, you've got an island away from the war with the orcs. If you want food try fishing.
>>247233
For the VIPS add a happy ending to the massages ;D
>>247250
Why is it a warlord is being less warmongering then people who are not warlords
>>247250
terrace farming sounds good
>>247255
>this nigga cant read the reply chain
>>247233
Yeah I agree! Obviously they also get good treatment in spas.
>>247265
... damnit
I was focused on a war
>>247267
Probably need to have proper shifts for that to work.
>>247264
eh... idk.. fishing sounds more reliable...
>>247272
Who says they don't already work in shifts?
So is there gonna be another update today or can I slack it on the turn post?
How you gonna use your navy if you know we wont attack you?
Again, we're only dealing with golden maidens
Alright then guys, so its the engineers plan and terrace farming that we can agree on for the turn?
Are the bowties still at war with the coppers?
>>247276
A lot of things that we don't explicitly state can be used by Opee my friend. We gotta be careful.
>>247290
Yea
>>247283
You do realize as soon as you make landing and attack you'll pretty much be trapped since their islands a literal fortress and we'll sink any who try to leave since we have a mutualunder was understand were fucked if we dont help eachother out?
>>247300
They have bigger fish to fry.
Or should I say, rats.
>>247307
Man who cares you think Im gonna let you get away with undermining our social structure? It was only a matter of time, you started it.
>>247302
We've gotta thread carefully. You got any idea so we can phrase our turn in the best way.
>>247339
What did we do??
Op added that in
>>246995
Linking our turn
Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.
Tech: Learn how to terrace farm to let us start producing greater amounts of food
>>247339
Listen when op introduced the engineers it just said we trade with elves
We dindu nuttin
but if you wish to die ...
GO AHEAD
>>247345
Maidens were talking about sparking revolution in our lands after retreating here as refugees last thread.
>>247290
aye, that sounds good. anchor it
>>247342
Well, how about:
-Introduce a reward system for spas. The more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah. This applies to all sunpeople of all fields, that includes the spa workers themselves. That's what workshifts are for.
-Try to improve foreign relations by sending diplomats to neighboring countries and ask the, if we can build embassies there.Thing is, we neighbor the ties and the coppers. But the coppers are at war right now so can we even employ diplomacy with them? And another thing, we know they're at war, but in a meta way. Do our ingame sunpeople know about their current state? Since we're probably the only nation without a proper intelligence network. Our version most likely amounts to one dude standing at a really high place looking at things and yelling it back
>>247339
Well do what you want then, just remember the only notable military tech you have is elven bows and boar calvalry while we have steel, full plate, crossbows, and seige weapons, not to forget our powerfull navy also.
>>247373
Literally it was your own women planing shit, the only contact we have is the engineers trading with your tribe.
>>247377
I think theres probably refugees that told stories. So we could try it at the bowties and elfs.maybe even ratsas for the actions they sound pretty good!
>>247377
I assume you guys know since we've had refugees go everywhere, honestly if you guys help out with our orcs you can be our new best allies since the trees feel the need to destroy an ancient friendship between us and them.
>>246972
> gets btfo by orcs
> expects to win against nation with better tech than orcs
But whatever, lets see wha happens
>>247377
eh, you'll rarely find us not at war so diplomacy is welcomed, we may be looking for new trade routes especially since a certain group of treehuggers are getting their panties in a bunch
>>247391
So let's jsut diplomats every other nation,probably won't work with the rats though, their fur wouldn't go well with spa water, heyyo
>>247401
>>247364
>Be treetard
>Exploit the war of warlords with mercenaries
>Get paid and kill lots of coppers
>Find out the copper engineers make some money by selling the elves copper tools and stuff
>Not even weapons
>"THEY FUCKING TRAITORS MUHHSSHSHS"
>Rage out
>Decide try break ancient friendship with coppers
>attack
>get btfo by advanced copper navy.
>be sad treetard as the coppers turn and enslave you
>>247401
>Forgetting their literally 3 times the size of a person from the pictures.
>>247429
They're big guys
>>247435
For you
>>247420
Alright! Can you link the recap?
Right, sunbros, recap post
-Introduce a reward system for spas. The more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah. This applies to all sunpeople of all fields, that includes the spa workers themselves. That's what workshifts are for.
-Try to improve foreign relations by sending diplomats to neighboring countries and ask them if we can build embassies there.
>>246995
>>247426
When you think about it our navy would be our most intact force right now, since its been primarily used as sea side artillery. Because you know, he other factions dont have very many boats so your navy probably btfo'd them and remained mostly fine.
>>247469
yea, and orcs aren't know for their sailing skills so no worries there either
tech: Discover the basics of Chemistry
Action: Send a small invading force to establish a foothold in the ratlands
this our turn?
>>247476
Unless they turn out to be really good swimmers
>>247476
You know tree tribes boats are literally big hollowed out trees, and we have felfire. They probably should take that into acount since we could just ignite the ballista and destroy their boats with only a single shot. We should be fine regarding them.
>>247426
I see the coppers are continuing the full retard streak by not being able to tell the engineers and maidens apart. If we go to war with all the coppers do you think we should ally with the bowties and doubleteam the coppers?
Which nation is the most in need of more people? Is it still the Tree Tribe?
>>247548
Now, we wait.
>>247561
I think everybody except orange is kinda equal in numbers now. But they all have open slots.
>>247561
Probably yeah
>>247572
yeah, orange has slightly higher. any of the others are good
Well then, let me try and clarify now that I finally have computer access
1. We still believe that the copper lands are divided, and we only seek to attack the feminists, recognizing that we trade with engineers, and claim the feminist lands in retaliation.
2. You will not know we are there for attacking when we come, because we came in the past as mercenaries and aid. It does not make sense for you to attack our fleet when we arrive when you welcomed us in the past
3. We are researching shipbuilding, so we are arriving in larger ships. Also, how can you fight a war on two fronts against two different enemies I don't know.
In any case, if you think my ideas of war are stupid I don't know why you're trying to convince me that its stupid than shutting up and watching me fail. I think you're scared because your clans are fucked on multiple fronts. But I promise you, we are only there for domestic security reasons, so that our own realm won't descend into anarchy. You should not be able to interfere with any nation's internal affairs.
>>247561
We only have two people right now.
>>247540
Just forgive the maidens
Me and warlord will.. sort them out
JUST DONT TOUCH A COPPER OR YOU DEAD
>>247592
Didn't you propose making them breeding cows the last time
>>247587
You can take the maiden leader
BUT DONT TAKE OUR LAND LADDIE *bagpipes play in the distance*
>>247601
gawd
You Make one meme in this thread and its remembered forever
>>247614
We have few players and really long wait time between actions. What else are we gonna do.
>>247587
We would help defend them because we need them for the orcs and to prevent them from being captured by trees of all people. Also I said "after" you attack, you wont be able to leave as our navy has actual weapons that can destroy and burn yours while yours are unarmed saved for bowmen then theres the maidens island which is a literal fortress. Also bigger ships wont help when they dont have any weapons capable of dealing with another ship. Also about the front thing, it doesn't take very many people to use a boat while our navy would be mostly intact.
>>247587
>>247604
>>247622
ok hold on hold on, let's try to settle this reasonably. you can't have our land. but if the golden's have transgressed against you and that is the olny reason you want to fight them, then i say we accept their help.
we're fighting on two fronts as it is, we could do with a hand really.
we go through with this we will finally have united the clans
Treebros
What do you even plan to get out of this attack?
>>247722
They just want to eliminate the feminists, they've been very clear with that
>>247726
How many of them are there?
>>247776
Theres 2 players for the tree's
>>247776
I dunno, player count is not indicative of actual citizen numbers
>>247726
Well why can't the engineers just blockade the feminists and then no more feminists in elf land
>>247788
I dunno nigga, why didn't you do that in the myriad of turns before this one
>>247788
We dont know they're gonna attack, as soon as they do though they wont be able to retreat or send more boats as our navy will be on them.
>>247795
well shieet
I couldn't give a shit about anything other than the wars
Fuck I couldn't care less if they Crucified the feminists
>>247810
let's let the elves do it then, a win for us with no loss of people we like
>>247827
If they attempt to Take land Ill send them to the bottom of the ocean
>>247833
By defecting to their side and sucking their dicks
>>247870
Hows that gonna send them to the bottom of the ocean anon :Dfaggot
>>247355
if we're going with fortification then allocate the maidens there since they've had experience with defense
>>249869
they gon be ded though well except for the maidens which are on the mainland fighting which would include their leader and most of their pop
also why are there elves in the golden maiden clan?
>>250074
Female elves, ran away from the Green's mysoginist ways.
>>250074
Feminist elf uprising, 3 reasons to destroy
I'M BACK, BOYS
>>250109
Welcome back to nothing
>>250161
Awesome, nothing has changed!
>>250090
can we fucking just, smuggle them out somewhere?? we dont want more wars until we've finished kebab-ing these orcs
>>250222
We're having the elves take care of them. Less fighting for us, more victories. Two birds one stone
>>250227
then the maidens better bring most of its population in mainland
>>250247
Most of them are already fighting the orcs on the mainland with us
>>250251
that clears it up, I just hope the elves wont try to get our land though
>>250257
If they do we'll just embargo them and prevent thier ships from reaching the island to resupply their forces while we recover from the wars.
>>250258
slave elf waifus?? hahaha kidding, that seems sound, plus most of their offensive army will get stuck leaving their mainland defenseless
Okay so Bowtie Kingdom.
We've been messing up hard since we began this time around and it's because we're looking at The Queen as if she were some sort of separate entity of the Queendom rather than a real head of it. Now you must understand that she's not just part of The State, she is The State.
We will never have splintering inheritance among the highest class, and we need not prove our faith as our god already exists where we can see her.
So in this I've written a proper guide to pleasing a Queen:
1. Abandon Magic
We don't need to develop any sort of magical prowess when we are already set up to make great technological leaps ahead. To try and waste time studying magic when we will never be able to compete with other realms that are much better at it, and in that one of these realms is our friends that we can bro up with if we ever need magic that bad.
2. No Heirs
You can't make an heir of any sort, this implies that The Queen will one day die, and she is certainly not going to like that kind of implication laying on our minds.
3. Direct her Sacrificial Need
She always need more things to kill and drain the life out of, so we should truly aim that need to something more viable. I for one say let's go Aztec Style and dip into rat lands to take giant rats for her to drink the life out of.
4. If we fuck up, Give her things
When we gave her poetry that worked out, but we'll inevitably need more things going on if we ever stray from her again. I suggest we build a temple in her honor or go on a raid to catch more people for her to eat.
5. Do not See Immortality
Living Forever is a privilege reserved for gods.
Do not try and take away what makes The Queen all powerful, there will always, always be repercussions.
>>250359
I agree.
I figured we might implement some kind of witch hunt or inquisition to catch magic using heretics to both apease the goddess and get her more sacrifices. Ofcourse our flame wielding priests and our sunbros are off the list, but we could still rile up some peasant under acusations of witchcraft?
>>250381
Mostly root out those trying to use spirit and death magic within the boarders. Establishing an inquisition would be a great idea.
Also if we ever wanted to we could sail over and ask The Elven Feminists if they want to come join our sexually equal society ran by a woman.
>>250392
It's sexually equal because the order goes Queen > Everybody else
Alright trees, we should probably train up some sort of stormtrooper squad, specialized in taking out forts and other heavily defended places. What do you think?
>>250392
I think its best to not asociate with that side of the known world for now. Im all for getting more subjects but i dont think we should get involved with all of the stuff going on over there
>>250398
Its hell over here
Hopefully our next turn can bring a golden age
>>250532
Maybe once everything stops being destroyed by the wars and orcs we could improve the steam engine enough to set up a train that goes around the country that would deliver cargo and people easy.
Once we get our spa resorts up and running I think we should send a few missionary's to offer our services to the other tribes as a tourist hotspot
Other tribes would you like to bathe in our magical healing hot springs ?
>>250616
Why not.
Also e need to build a big road from Bowtie to Sun Bros. That would be cool.
>>250616
We are already sending diplomats to propose embassies, if that works out then we'll continue on with that
>>250624
Lets build highways and revive the industries and also invade poland
>>250645
Especially invade Poland.
>>250632
Make sunbros the tourist attraction that its meant to be
>>250661
Every visitor will get a complimentary piece of kelp
>>250616
Hell yeah
Nothing washes off orc and warlord blood like A hot bath
>>250668
Special Edition Glossy Red Kelp?
>>250673
Oh yes, kelpest of the kelpiest of kelps
>>250677
Ey.
Ey psst.
I'll trade ya two green kelps for a dried brown kelp.
>>250681
No way, this is a rare limited edition kelp.
>>250684
What if I throw in my first edition rat?
>>250690
A tempting offer
Trading rare radioactive kelp for a twoheaded rat
>>250722
How about kelp with tiny hat and matching tiny cane
>>250732
They discontinued the cane accessories, that set is super rare, man.
>>250736
I know that. I just bought a surplus of them before the discontinuation. I also got a bunch of slightly wrong shade of green kelp, rainbow kelp with the color order reversed and depressed kelp that has lost all will to live and is contemplating suicide
>>250746
Aw shit, I've been looking for Depressed kelp everywhere!
>>250746
I'll trade you for this rare bootleg taiwanese kelp for the rat with a cane, i missed out on that edition
>>250753
Sweet, it'll fit right next to my vietnamese bootleg kelp that's spelled "kalp"
>>250753
Anyone looking to play a game of duel-kelp?
>>250757
I say we change our turn for a cultural action where everyone starts trading different kinds of kelpcards
>>250763
Save it for the next turn, I gotta start getting all the rare kelps first so i can control the market.
>>250759
Don't you know that you'll be sent to the oceanrealm if you lose
>>250769
NOT if i summon my Blue-Eyed-White-Kelp
in defense mode
>>250780
gasp
here I am
>>250976
Doing everything i can
>>250976
Looks like that sun person just activated their trap kelp.
>>250984
holding on to what I am
>>250780
Here we go...
>>250999
pretending im a superman
>>251009
Looks like a closeup of a He-Man character.
>>251014
It's close enough.
>>251009
Oh fuck this is gonna be great
>>251018
You bet your ass it will.
Almost there...
>>251030
No,s top, you don't understand the kind of sunburned-ness you're unleashing
>>251033
IT CAN'T BE STOPPED NOW
>>251033
The same one the legends say was indirectly responsible for the sinking of the ancient island of our ancestors.
"Oh no, not the sunburnt one... He is too strong!" I only have one chance... must make it count...
>Plays my Ra: The Kelp Dragon and Obilisk: The KelpMentor
>I end my turn by making a witty remark regarding my opponents penis size
"Your dick AND deck are small" kek
>>251041
Well, my deck IS kinda small. It's like 5 fucking cards, but my balls are as huge as the Sunburnt One's themselves.
And you are
TOO
LATE.
>>251039
Everybody gets banished to the forgotten throne
>>251050
Banishment to the forgotten throne it is
>>251050
Shit, forgot to put the text on that one.
>>251050
I had a counter card. you fool. Sir. Trevor McLovin always keeps shit wrapped up. *counters the sunburnt one and begins a mid seizure fap*
>>251056
It's under the ocean
>>251059
>>251050
There, perfect.
>>251072
Haha, oh shit
The light is coming from his dick.
>>251067
You know what both Bowties and Suns hate with a burning passion? Party pissers.
>>251082
He was so devout to the sun, his dick become one
>>251091
An inspiration to us all
>>251083
I'm a tree person. Fuck you Bowtie people.
I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood last week. you already fucked up the summoning ritual.
>>251095
Maybe you should spend less time masturbating to flora and more posting turns, then.
>>251093
So quick question, we are going for the whole bath house/resort thing but what are we going to do about shamans being too lazy? It's going to be a very uphill battle, any sunbros got any ideas on how to solve this?
>>251107
We're trying to make them work harder for rewards
>>251107
Well the current turn is to introduce a reward system based on devotion and hardworking for all the peoples. More devotion and contribution = better spa treatment. Sun knows if Opee will let us succeed though
>>251107
Write a bible and tell people to stop being lazy with it.
I assume we all know how to write by now?
turn 6 end!
spas were expanded once again. People meet at the spas every evening for relaxation, socialization and healthcare. They also have a red corner in the most populated agglomerations, where the massage parlor double as a brothel. Of course this part of the spa isn't quite free.
Ambassadors were sent overseas by the shaman councils to sell their spas as embassies.
They were allowed in the copper engineers' city, the Bowtie capital's red district, and the Ratfort. Relations have been improved with these three nations, and communication with them costs no action.
>>251117
could I join the sun people... the tree people suck....
>>251121
Looks like the guy in the back is about to get a happy ending
>>251121
Fuck yes this is a great turntime for embassies fellow sunbros?
>>251136
Yes, let all meetings be conducted in the hotsprings
>>251122
What, beating up women not cool enough for you?
>>251121
>>250988
>>251141 I lied, I'm good with being a nigger and beating women. sorry el presidente
>>251154
hahahah, top kek
>>251164
Damn straight, now go and fight those heavily armored golden women.
>>251121
>no trees
Guess still haven't gotten over that one time when our ancestors killed their tree spirits and helped sink an island huh
>>251140
Agreed so for cultural? Build embassies in copper bowtie and ratlands with build in spa and meeting rooms. The meetings will include sunbros as a neutral party.
>>251191
Meeting rooms are of course, huge hot bath pools.
It's to encourage Diplomacy to be conducted in the nude
>>251187
At least you won't have to deal with your spa whores being strangled. Political conflict averted.
>>251180
Yes sir
>Armed with the extra curvy piece of driftwood from earlier
>Runs at women in golden armour
>Top kek victory screech activated
"Leedle leedle leedle leedle! Allahu Akbar!"
>They stab me
>I forgot to wear armour, and I am standing like a nigger with no clothes on
>Show them my elongated penis, they die from laughter
>Another win for the tree people
"Where to next, oh glorious leader?"
>>251202
They're not whores, they're masseurs. of genitals.
>>251121
The good men of Elfland built better boats, flat, and with a large sail, ideal for transport and faster than any other ship. Their knowledge of wood helped a lot.
They went for a raid on the copper clans after learning their women were planning a rebellion from overseas. They didn't really know where to search, though, but they found a lot of villages run by women on the coasts of a small island, and burned a handful of them down, taking their women as compensation. Satisfied, and encountering no resistance, they went home.
>>251218
Wow, they just "went home". With no trouble.
>>251198
Of course hot steaming baths full of nakedness is the best for diplomacy!
Also I suggest scouting for that perfect spa city again we must have a cultural capital!
>>251218
>Have a refuge crisis
>"lets kidnap more people"
>>251218
The entire world shits on the Coppers more than I shit on my own toilet.
>>25121
>I showed them my superior cuckold-ing skills, and they died.
> I fearlessly led raids against the women, not afraid to abuse them because I am a nigger
