The Quest for Cheeky Nandos
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>Lets do it again
One day you were a degenerate and came back to your house with your gf and found your pot was reeking of death. And then it ate you.
Now you are in a strangeland full of colours which would kill if you were to have a seizure. Only with your girlfriend's unabated nagging in the are you able to fall asleep. With that, you awake in an awkward spot.
>Rules; Respond to the right posts
>Gets with dicks can suck it. Oh yeah and gets are 0,5 and 8.
>Firsties get to decide but gets beat firsts.
You are strapped with rope on a table while a big plate of jello is on you.
Rolled 42 (1d100)
I have no idea what you just said, but- boobs?
>>243705
>>243697
Well you are out of that problem now. Perhaps these could come into use.
>>243778
go find whoever tied you up and thank him for those sick sweater puppies.
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>244189
>>243778
Did we just grow a pair of fucking breasts?
This looks like fun. If you're there, please carry on OP.
>>244608
At work rn. Will continue when I get free. It just turns out last night my ssl handshake was not working. Hopefully now it will after I shut off as block.
Dump on the bump monk's grump spunk
SORRY PEEPS
>You decide to go outside and get some answers. Instead you have more questions.
What do we do? Gets for this one.
>>247082
find something to throw at the blimp since you're angry about the apparent loss of your tits and its dumb face is pissing you off even more.
gfd, roll a d20 before a decision. Fuck it all following ideas have to roll a 20.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
Huff some buff stuff
You decide you need to get buffer. Having no barbells in sight nor any whey, you decide grass will have to do. You begin to question whether or not these types of life decisions landed you in this strange position.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>248013
throw something at the blimp-creature
>C-ccriticaaaaaaaaaal!
Roll a 15 now to decide how close the craft is to exploding and then state your decision.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>248121
Not exploding, just crashes to the ground. go examine it up close
The Zepp trails smoke as it lands in the ass end of the island. You peer at the hanging craft's cockpit. What do you see?
>>248204
A harem of blind women.
roll d1- to see how sexy they are ;^]
>>248204
a figure with a magnificent beard. but we can't see anything that would tell us if he's good or bad. maybe he it's a stereotype western villain, maybe it's a unix admin, or maybe it's santa. go and investigate the crash site.
Roooooooooooooolll.
Rolled 4 (1d12)
>>248282
I'd feel bad for what i just did to them. But im not, nor will i b.
>>248591
Kill it with fire
>Caedite eos, Nevit enim Dominus qui sunt elus!
Its for the best.
Op here. Will continue when I wake up. Will post hour before start though just to keep you guys ready. Stay classy
Feel free to suggest the next course of action
Find a animal companion
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Get a slob job from Corncob Bob
You search in the house for a companion, trying to forget in the back of your head the fact your girlfriend isnt around. You could really go for a blowie.
Instead you find that that jello blob had grown tired of your charades and had instead grown sentience as you were outside causing mayham.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>252658
name him steve and then force him onto penis
