Creative Exercise
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You are tied up and a beholder is blocking your way.
Using either text or art, Illustrate the best/stupidest possible solution.
>>242940
Rock back and forth until you snap off, flying into the beholder and using this toward momentum to smash through the door.
>>242951
What if we snap off on the backswing?
Or what if the rope is too sturdy to snap and we end up hitting the ceiling?
I suggest we instead develop heat vision, and counter the beholder's eye powers with our own.
This isn't a regular quest per ce, but basically the goal is to draw out or explain in detail the stupidest or best possible way of getting to the exit.
Thats it. I wont be participating other than lurking from here out.
I look forward to whatever stupid shit happens.
>>242940
You turn around on your rope, and aim your ass cheeks towards the vile monster. Stomach muscle convulsing, you release the floodgates of your anal cannon.
A raging stream of liquid diarrhea sprays out from the depths of your anus. The stream of vile waste hits the Beholder with the force of a raging tsunami.
The Beholder is covered in shit. Nothing else changes though.
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>242940
Roll to seduce.
