You're now YOU, and you're put into the most basic of basic situations, you're trapped in a room along with a DOG. It's a very simple predicament with a simple solution. All you have to do is escape the room. Though there is some rather strange rules that apply in this universe...
In this universe you have the special ability to MANIPULATE WORDS, you can use letters from one word to create another word. For example you can turn a SHOE into a HOSE or a WATERMELON into a LEMON. You can also pull a NIFTY trick, via synonyms, for example you can turn a TABLE into a WOODEN PLATFORM to create WOOF MAN. See? That's pretty damn clever.
Now then what will YOU do?
>>2428
Turn Dog into God. And pray to God for ascension to the next level.
>>2443
Turn dog into God, pray for help
>>2443
Make the DOG GOD
>>2443
who is YOU? Don't you remember my name, Uyo?
Hug the dog.
This will allow us to become YOU EMBRACING DOG.
From this, we can extract DOOR.
You transform DOG into GOD.
As you witness the god's greatness you ready yourself to ask him of a simple plea of help, but he already has responded to your plea even before the words leave your mouth.
He tells YOU, Uyo, that due to your blank slate of sins, you will be given the gift of ascension, a level so high, that it even brings gods of the canine caliber to whimper in fear of every step you take.
You're dropped from CANINE HEAVEN back into the room with a COLLAR and a SQUEAKY TOY two useful tools for your new role of GOD TAMER...
Well at least now you know god is real.
>>2579
The squeaky toy is now a toke to get our creative juices flowing
>>2579
Turn Tamer into meateater
>>2579
Turn collar into a cola and then drink the cola.
>>2579
By using SQUEAKY TOY, COLLAR, and CANINE HEAVEN. We make TUNNEL.
Uyo turns the SQUEAKY TOY into a TOKE in order to get the creative juices flowing. This leads to you entering the TOKE ZONE, which gives you the MUNCHIES trait. The MUNCHIES trait turns items into what you're CRAVING.
You plan on abusing your MUNCHIES trait by turning yourself from a GOD TAMER, to a GOD MEATEATER. Thus making your COLLAR into a god like meat known as a STEAK.
>>2659
A synonym for heaven is Nirvana
Nirvana is a band
Now we have the company of Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain and Krist Novoselic
>>2659
Using Munchies I make CHUM, and proceed to transform CRAVING into RAVING
>>2659
MUNCHIES/SQUEAKY turns into CHINA. We now have expanded our room into the PRC. Peoples Republic of China
>>2659
Turn TOKE ZONE into ZOO
>>2659
The MUNCHIES trait becomes the I CUM HENS trait. It may not be relevant now, but your CUM shoots out as several HENS instead of SEMEN
You decide its time to sacrifice DOG HEAVEN in order to make it achieve it's most potent form.
You look above you and wave goodbye to the beautiful animal ran utopia, releasing a single tear, not of sadness, not of joy, but of a feeling so great that not even your massive vocabulary can even begin to describe this emotion.
You turn DOG HEAVEN into NIRVANA via the power of synonyms, using this you create the band known as DOG NIRVANA.
It's like the normal crew of Nirvana, but their heads are like, shittily pasted on dogs. They even have dogs puns replacing their names.
You decide that it's appropriate to accommodate for NIRVANA's arrival. You change CRAVING into RAVING, this now turns into a trait in which you can rave at a much better pace. Very useful for when listening to NIRVANA.
To accommodate for the dog part you turn the TOKE ZONE into a ZOO.
It takes you about 11 nanoseconds to realize that your RAVING made the ZOO turn into the allegedly unholy area known as the FUR ZONE.
DOG NIRVANA becomes ORGAN VAN
You make yet another tragic sacrifice by turning DOG NIRVANA into ORGAN VAN.
You look in awe as the group of adorable barking band members, rip themselves to shreds, rearranging their own skin and organs to construct a mobile van in your name.
You stand TRAUMATIZED as the events unfold. You've now gained the TRAUMATIZED trait, which will make you more likely to cry and less likely to be happy.
You don't bother asking how the musically inclined barkers had the brain capacity to construct a working van out of their own body parts. You lock yourself into the ORGAN VAN, to protect you from the further dangers of the FUR ZONE.
>>2927
Change TRAUMATIZED into MATTER, making you an important person.
change FUR ZONE into RUNEZ (those magical rocks)
>>2973
>RUNEZ
But these are RADICAL runez, since they have a Z.
>>2973
Turn RUNEZ into ZUNE
You convert the TRAUMATIZED trait into the MATTER trait, making you an important person, and as everyone knows, important people don't wear cat ears, thus removing the effects that FUR ZONE has over you.
>>2983
not RADICAL but DRALIC RUNEZ
>>2991
>Type
>Dark(?)/Angel(?)
Fucking Goddamn it.
ORGAN VAN
becomes
MEAT WAGON
becomes
AT GAME NOW
we are now at the sports
You convert FUR ZONE into RUNEZ, converting all the inhabitants of the FUR ZONE into MAGICAL ROCKS...
Wait there's a Z there.
Ahem, I mean, RADICAL MAGICAL ROCKS. Your ORGAN VAN seems to be stuck in these RADICAL MAGICAL ROCKS.
>>3009
Detatch the EZ from RUNEZ, so it becomes RUN EZ.
dont forget to grab some runez for when in need
>>3026
Touching the runez gives you skateboardz and hatz. Maybe some other stuff.
You contemplate using the word RADICAL RUNEZ to create your ORIGINAL CHARACTER, someone that embodied not only who you are, but who you've been and who you'll be. Ever since you were a child you always dreamt of becoming DRALIC, an embodiment of not only your joyful moments, but your sadder ones as well. Someone that would represent a balance between the DARKNESS in your life and ANGELIC moments that made up your smile.
Oh how you wish you could feel yourself sprout bat wings and grow claws and soar through the skies.
But alas, you come back down to EARTH and remember that such a dream is possible but it would come with too many consequences.
Also it'd be lame as fuck.
>>3031
maybe some cool tattoos
>>3039
>cool
>tattoos
Choose one.
Anyway, we're RADICAL.
We go to school and eat our vegetables, and would never do drugs!
We also hate tattoos.
ORIGINAL CHARACTER into LOGIC RACE
EARTH into HEART
You decide to take advantage of the RADICAL MAGICAL ROCKS in order to level up...
You upgrade from GOD MEATEATER to an even higher rank in the human species, someone so high up on the ranking list full of frivolous names that we had to make yet another fucking silly name to accommodate for what sort of achievements this motherfucker achieved.
This achievement of course being Oyu leveling up to RETRO RAD.
Giving you SUNGLASSES, a BASEBALL CAP, a SKATEBOARD, and a TEMPORARY TATTOO OF A DOG (Remember kids, it's okay to have some radical fun with temporary tattoos!)
>>3086
SKATEBOARD into KATE, our gf, and a BOAR.
You attempt to convert the EARTH into a HEART, but alas, your powers do not have any effect outside of the universe inside of the room you're trapped in.
Everything you have experienced has somehow been contained within this small room.
That's pretty crazy bruh.
You break your SKATEBOARD in half in order to turn it into two objects, KATE, your girlfriend, and BOAR, a boar. Sadly neither these two objects feel any ounce of real. KATE seems to just be a poor copy of what your girlfriend really is like.
You hope she'll understand when you tell her that you made her dog arise to god hood and that's why she won't be seeing them for a while.
>>3158
A BOAR can be called a SWINE. We need some WINES.
>>3158
POOR COPY becomes COY PRO
You turn your ORGAN VAN into a MEAT WAGON, and via some extensive thinking you turn it into the concept of you being AT GAME NOW, meaning that you're now participating in one of the most revered activities throughout the entirety of history.
The SPORTS
>>3181
the sports?
how about a PORT?
>>3189
Like a boat port?
You try to spicy things up by turning the BOAR aka a SWINE into some well needed WINES and HOLY FUCK IT SPILLS EVERYWHERE!
>>3210
yes
or the alcohol, either is good
You take a break from the SPORTS, and go to a PORT.
With a bit of your crafty imagination you make the water in the PORT alcoholic, this is where you dispose of you previously spilled WINES, so it may join its fellow WINES in the ocean of WINES.
You really hope your body count doesn't need to go any higher.
>>3231
Turn the Wine into Port*
*the type of wine
SPILLS EVERYWHERE into PILLS EVERYWHERE
>>3231
wine is just ALCOHOLIC GRAPE JUICE
You turn SPILLS, into PILLS, causing the PORT BRAND WINE, to turn into PILLS of an unknown nature.
I can't believe you fuckers forgot the basic rules of being radical.
NO DRUGS ALLOWED.
>>3303
Turn half of the the PILLS into ILLS that can only be cured by the PILLS.
Helping people is RADICAL
>>3303
Well good thing the area around you is NO DRAUGS ALLOWED, because a zombie army is about to get you!
Turn a PILL into a LIP, then bust it so you get a BUSTED LIP. Then turn it into a SMASH MOUTH, because you really need some music right now.
>>3303
turn the PILLS into a LISP, making you less radical, and even more likely to kill yourself
You turn half of the PILLS, into ILLS. Transforming the once cherished PORT WINE ZONE into the SICK PEOPLE ARE GROSS ZONE.
You use your quick wits and realize how you can easily turn the SICK PEOPLE ARE GROSS ZONE into the HEALTH ZONE.
You begin handing out PILLS to all the sickos, successfully converting the ZONE into the HEALTH ZONE.
The feeling of saving so many people strengthens your MATTER trait, as you've proven to the world that you may not be your ORIGINAL CHARACTER, but you're something much more important, you're Uyo, a man with a dream, and a man with a goal.
A goal of not only saving himself, but saving everyone else as well.
Your MATTER trait turns into the HOPE BRINGING CITIZEN trait.
A trait with the power to bring HOPE into any situation.
Also holy shit half way through your speech you begin to realize that you've incidentally turned the last of your PILLS into a dastardly trait, the trait of LISP. A trait so horrid that it could bring even the world's greatest dictators under suicide watch.
Your LISP brings your RADICAL rank down, to a mere NOSTALGIC NOOB.
It also brings upon a new trait, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES. Once that bar fills up you'll be more inclined to kill yourself, pretty sad huh?
Yeah it's pretty sad you, the reader, say to yourself.
>>5317
Remind yourself of your last remaining happiness by falling asleep.
>>5317
Turn SUICIDAL into CLOUDS to give yourself the Nimbus Cloud
>>5317
Turn LISP into SIP, giving yourself a cool drink.
>>5317
Flip the L into in lisps. 7 ISP, to hide behind like proxies.
>>5317
Turn TENDENCIES into TENDIES, and have a delicious Good Boy Dinner
You decide that to lower your SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, it's best to sleep and dream about your last happy memories...
>>5524
You dream about TENDIES
You awaken on DREAM REAL EARTH, you also awaken on the day that your girlfriend Kate finally allows you to walk her precious dog.
You're Uyo, a self labelled dog enthusiast and a recovering drug addict and probably a recovering alcoholic too.
You're specifically interested in the sport known as "Dog Walking 2", a much more extreme version of dog walking. How did they make it more extreme? Hell if I know, Uyo fucking knows probably, he's the expert, I'm not. I'm just the guy interpreting this motherfucker's dream so chill.
The next of your last happy memories is of you walking with Kate's dog as you're practicing for your next big dog walking tournament.
This dog is so fucking adorable holy shit.
Sadly your happy memories end here.
You wake up and realize the numerous inaccuracies in this dream sequence. Like, the dog in the dream wasn't even the right dog. Also you don't wear jackets because those are for complete tools.
Though thankfully your SUICIDAL TENDENCIES lowered.
You turn your SUICIDAL TENDENCIES into a SUN DIAL
>>5591
Turn your SUICIDAL TENDENCIES into a DIAL DEN.
>>5591
Or turn from a NOSTALGIC NOOB into a GIANT NOOB. Your call.
You think it's time to go back to business.
Via the most insane type of word manipulation, you turn the L in LISP, upside down to make a 7, thus helping in the creation of 7 ISP, a godly amount of layers to your PROXY PRIVACY,
But alas PROXY PRIVACY is for people who don't need something to drink with their TENDIES. Oh did I mention that you cured your SUICIDAL TENDENCIES by turning them into TENDIES? Because that's a thing you did, you good boy.
So you turn your 7 ISP, into 7 SIPS, and you make no mistake this time around, you put the 7 SIPS into your hat. No more spilling here kiddos.
You now have a whole goddamn good boy dinner on your hands.
Turn DREAM REAL EARTH into DRAMA ALERT HERE.
>>5621
a HAT is HEAD GEAR.
You suddenly forget how to READ and become a HAG
>>5621
Turn your TENDIES into DIES.
>>5621
Your LEGS become GEL
Your TENDIES are turned into DIES and your HEAD GEAR is turned into the traits READ and HAG.
The combination of these two commands lead to your GOOD BOY DINNER to be ruined as you spill your 7 COOL DRINKS. You start feeling that perhaps there's some outside force meddling in these shenanigans. Would such GOOD BOY DINNER WRECKERS really exist even in such a cruel world?
These sad developments make you lower your own ranking from NOSTALGIC NOOB to GIANT NOOB.
You don't gain any particular perk from such a disgusting title. I'd give you the perk of SHAME but even that would count as a reward and I don't want you thinking that I want you acting like this in the future.
The HAG trait gives you the blessing of MAGICAL POWERS, and with them you decide it's only proper to turn the DIES into MAGICAL DIES fueled by your fury and hatred for GOOD BOY DINNER WRECKERS.
The READ trait allows you to READ things that can't be normally read. Even inter dimensional texts such as THREADS.
You begin to feel the 4th wall crumble.
>>5808
THREADS is another word of KICKASS CLOTHING.
You try to use your powers on the THREAD to turn it into KICKASS CLOTHING, but alas, it seems that anything that is real is far beyond from your control, especially when the 4th wall is involved.
>>5808
In the THREADS he witnesses the ADS for J-LIST and decides to visit it
>>2419
Cut the dog in half, then slap it back together. This makes a whole dog, which can become a hole dog. Put the hole dog against the wall and gtfo of that room.
You decide to explore the 4th wall a bit, by clicking on a nearby J-LIST advertisement.
Uyo asks themselves what the fuck is this weeb shit.
>>5971
Turn J-LIST to SLIT to cut the 4th wall and walk outside.
My mind is full of fuck right now
>>5971
Turn GIANT NOOB into GIANT BOON for some un known reward.
>>5998
fucking this
You decide to use your MAGICAL POWERS to send a message via the plane of 4th.
A message is delivered but not to you, but to an ALTERNATE VERSION OF UYO, causing a TEMPORAL 4TH WALL SHIFT. Time's mind has just been filled with the substance of fuck as it forces itself to split into two TIMELINES, one in which you already escaped the room after only one clever word manipulation involving cutting a dog in half and then making a hole in the wall.
ALTERNATE UYO, has reached a high score on WORD MANIPULATION QUEST so high that it rewards every variation of Uyo with the rank of GIANT BOON a rank so high that it increases all your traits ELEVEN folds.
Such manipulation of the THREAD begins to weaken the 4th wall even more.
>>6087
Change Word Manipulation a quest into World Lit Man Quest
>>6087
turn TIMELINES into TIN LIMES
>>6087
TIMELINE turns into a LINE of MITEs, making reality collapse upon itself
You prepare one of your greatest WORD MANIPULATIONS that your language can offer, a WORD MANIPULATION so powerful that even deceased gods wouldn't be able to stop it. You begin to charge up your ATTACK by crippling reality to the point of collapsing via turning TIMELINES into LINE MITES.
You're powered by numerous SOURCES, such as your hatred for GOOD BOY DINNER WRECKERS, your LOVE FOR DOGS, and the unforgettable source known as your LOVE FOR YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER.
You plan on ridding the 4TH WALL once and for all.
All you have to do is to roll exactly 13 on TWO 6 SIDED DIES to preform THE PERFECT PLAN.
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)
>>6198
Each of us gets at least one roll, right?
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d6 + 1)
>>6198
>>6198
Why not perfect nap?
Uyo successfully performs the roll needed for THE PERFECT PLAN, via the HOPE brought upon by the 4TH WALL DWELLERS whom even tried to roll the LEGENDARY 13.
>>6198
your LOVE FOR YOUR ORIGINAL CHARACTER becomes OUR LOVELY FROG
Converting JLIST into SLIT has finished THE PERFECT PLAN, otherwise known as THE PERFECT WORD MANIPULATION.
This PERFECT WORD MANIPULATION causes a SLIT to appear on the FOURTH WALL.
Granting you an exit from this dogless land.
You are finally free UYO.
>>6314
Fourth Wall into Throw all.
>>6351
Omedetou!
Congratulations!
Félicitation!
>>6314
PUT PENIS IN SLIT
Congratulations!
All of you are now official as fuck WORD MANIPULATORS.
>>6427
This was a good idea.
I look forward to more like it.
>>6427
Where was the porn tho?
>>6427
Can we expect more Word Manipulation Quests in the future?
>>6427
I like original quests like this.
Good job, OP.
This was a good thread, thanks OP.
>>6728
This was a good thread. And the CAPITALIZATIONS reminded me of MSPA when it was good
>>8259
There are a bunch of QUEST threads doing the CAPITALIZATIONS, and these are basically MSPA with actual user input instead of playing a game of PRETEND INPUT.
Really good thread dude, I know it might be a little pre-emptive but make a twitter or something so we know when you strike again
>>9262
https://twitter.com/QShiTposter made a twitter for quest related shenanigans, so feel free to follow
