Prisoner
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You are standing in a jail cell. You are this guy by the way. It just so happens that it is your inspection time.
What will you do?
>First reply to the images decide.
>>240920
Become a bipedal futa scorpion girl.
>>240928
How many lives did you want to destroy?
>>240928
Fuck off faggot
>>240920
Sing a song and do a little jig.
>>240960
Yes
>>240928
You try really really hard to transform into... whatever it was that was suggested.
[Please refer to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVIpkXSN_o0]
Hell yeah!
You look so cool... You guess...
Then you realise that that was a stupid fucking idea, and there was no way in hell that you would have been able to pull something off like that.
Now what genius?
>>241028
squeeze through the bars
>>241028
Check out our current skills and inventory.
>>241038
The guard is watching you! He may have terminal 7, but he is not retarded! Besides, you can't just squeeze through the bars!
>>241063
Summon bipedal futa scorpion girls to attack him.
>>240928
FUCK OFF FAGGOT. Mods, please do your job. This is trolling in its most obvious form.
>>241090
Use your special move "Bipedal Futa Scorpion STING" on the man's junk.
>>241090
Ask the guard why he look sick or something.
>>241106
>>241134
Now finish him off with "Futa Scorpion Girl BLAST", using all of the planet's energy.
>>241134
attack the guard with your fists of FURY
>>241146
You utilise 'Fists of FURY'; sending your fist guard-ward.
>>241173
Good job team. Now let's enjoy with a glass of "Futa Scorpion Girl" milk.
>>241179
This guy is best guy
>>241350
I do it for the fans.
>>241173
But then you realize... WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS AND POSSIBLY GET OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR. FUCK THAT SHIT. FUCK GOOD BEHAVIOR. AND FUCK CONTEMPLATING YOUR LIFES CHOICES AND BECOMING A BETTER MAN. It's time to get down and Slam Dunk this foo' and take the uniform.
>>245094
you write like andrew hussie tried too hard and also had autism
>>245609
>Tfw names Andy
>Also have Autism.
Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d10)
>>246777
maybe you are retarded
>>245609
That doesn't even sound remotely close to Hussie's writing
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d6)
>>246963
Yeah, it's coherent
>>245609
But he's already autistic. How else did he create such an innately autistic fandom?
op is a fag senpai
