Adventure :D
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You are a young man at the age of 1_ Your name is _______. What would you like to do.
Hint: I need a name and age
>>237884
>11
>James
9
Terry
>>237891
You kindly thank the stranger for naming you :D.
You here your parents car driving away.
What would you like to do?
>>237898
Find the nearest stranger and ask for candy
>>237909
This
>>237909
You head outside and find a tall man, you ask him for some candy, he tells you to follow him and turns around.
Ask him to push me, fuck scooting around everywhere
>>237928
You ask the kind man if he could push you on your chair.
He sighs and complies.
You soon get to his house.
>>237934
See if you can find a girl there
have yourself a fat bong rip
>>237945
Before you can ask, your phone rings.
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Roll a d4 for who's calling
1.Mom
2.Dad
3.Sis
4.Grandpa
Rolled 1 (1d4)
Hello?
>>237984
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU JAMES AND WHERE IS YOUR GRANDMA'S WHEELCHAIR, I WOULD FUCKING GROUND YOU IF IT WASN'T YOUR BIRTHDAY.
You:I'm... Uhhh
>What do you say?
>>237999
Grandma's been dead for three years now, Mom. You've gotta get over that shit.
>>238002
You:Grandma's been dead for three years now, Mom. You've gotta get over that shit.
Still you don't need it, come home now, we have a present for you.
>>238013
Didn't you just drop me off like a minute ago?
>>238019
You:Didn't you just drop me off like a minute ago?
We had to got your present.
>>238026
Wow, that was quick. It's not another batman shirt from the salvation army is it?
>>238039
You:Wow, that was quick. It's not another batman shirt from the salvation army is it?
No of course not, we're not that mean... Just come home.
>>238044
OK. I'll be right there.
>>238054
You: OK. I'll be right there.
Better be, today is the you become a man.
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You head back home and the tall man walks sadly into his home, you hear a girl screaming as you leave.
You arrive at your front door
>>238073
roll into the door to slam it open, and wheelie inside demanding your goddamn present
>>238144
You:Where if my fucking present bitch?!?!?!?
Mom:What the fuck Jame?
>>238188
Fap
>>238197
Nudity is a required dlc to perform that action...
DLC Points:0
>>238220
fine, respond to your mother with 'what the fuck mom?'
>>238259
You: What the fuck mom?
Mom: What do you mean, J-Just nevermind...
>>238747
I am sorry, kind mother, I seem to have lost my temper. Do you have my present?
>>238961
You:I am sorry, kind mother, I seem to have lost my temper. Do you have my present?
Mom:Yes deary here...
>>239020
"Fuck yeah!"
Open it
>>239100
Underneath is a box that says spoilers
>>239210
Comtinue
>>240283
You install the menu button :D
(Sorry got a little lazy for this page*
