Tard Quest
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You are an abomination.
A failed abortion.
A "drebg"
That's your name
You decided it is, so it is.
Now, what act of senseless violence shall we do first?
Roll 1d20 because you're not intelligent enough to make many decisions. Leave this to instinct.
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Genocide jews
>>237649
You ponder a Genocide.
Perhaps.
But we need to do more thinking
Rolled 9 (1d20)
Rolling to let random article on Wikipedia decide
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>237662
Rolling to please Allah
>>237669
We joined ISIS
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>237679
Shoot their leader because you're retarded.
>>237688
You think about mutiny, but decide save the bullets for the INFIDELS! FUCKING INFIDELS!
Note to self: ask them what an infidel is
>>237695
Steal a plane
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>237703
*Cough cough*
>>237730
We steal a plane.
Trust me, that's a "plane"
Now what
Because those other planes don't look like happy birdies
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>237757
Crash into the world trade center
>>237809
We missed.
Welcome to Hawaii.
Rip Pearl Harbor
>>237817
Stare at women on the beach
>>237858
Wow.
I may not like ded peple but dez wuns luk gud
Rolled 3 (1d20)
Rolling to make a castle
>>239693
Rolling to go swimming. It's hawaii, time to relax!
