Toast Quest
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You are a slice of toast
>What do you do?
Look around
>>233924
Find Butter.
Get arms.
>>233924
More like a slice of life,
>Calling in 5 minutes if someone wants to second something
>>233934
Seconding
>Photoshopping
You are on a countertop, there is a banana and a toaster with you
>What do you do?
Sorry for the delay, my internet went down
>>234064
Put banana friend in toaster.
>>234064
Kick banana to death and consume his supple flesh
>>234064
Call him a fruit
You have consumed the banana and gained power as a result
You have grown arms
>What do you do next?
I have an appointment, next update in a few hours if people actually want me to continue
>>234148
Jump down onto the floor
>>234148
Beat up the toaster.
>>234159
This
>>234148
masturbate with my new arms. If that is not possible, consume the toaster, use his power to grow genitals (sex doesn't matter) THEN masturbate
Toast yourself again, burn yourself into ashes and become one with the toaster.
>>234148
Put the bananas corpse into the toaster.
>>234788
Seconding
>>234788
third
>>234788
I'm back, looks like this wins
>Shooping
Turn the toaster on
>Yes
>No
>>235032
Yes
>Shooping for Yes
The Kitchen is now on fire
>What do?
>>235092
QUICKLY! Onto the floor! We must venture out into the world to murder more food items! This is fate giving us the sign!
>Calling in 10 minutes, I wanna see if anyone comes back from when I was away
>>235092
Jump down to the floor and run out of the house
>>235115
To the floor
>Shooping
>>235092
Do a jump of faith and escape the fire
1/2
>>235195
There's a treasure chest on the ground
>Open it
>Run away from the fire
>>235200
Open it
>Shooping
A massive toaster jumps out and kills u the end.
1/2
You got the Butter Knife(+1 to attack rolls)
2/2
The who kitchen is now on fire
>What do?
>>235260
Run outside, or we're toast
I mean, we already are, but run outside anyway
>>235260
Run outside
>Shooping
Free your brothers
The door is guarded by a giant rat
>Attack it
>Sneak past it
>Write in
>>235305
Chaarge! Kill the abhorrent beast!
>>235305
Attack it!
>>235305
>Rip and tear
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>235338
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>235338
The rat has been severely wounded by your attack
>FINISH HIM
>Escape the fire
>>235398
Kill him and consume some of its body.
Im gonna eat dinner, calling it when I get back
>>235405
This
Callink for kill it
>Shooping
You Kill the rat
>You have gained a level
>You gain +1 to all dice rolls
>>235563
Consume the body!
You emerge from a burning suburban house
Where would you like to go next
>The City
>The Sewers
>The Countryside
Im calling it a session here, next update will be ITT tomorrow night if enough people want it
>>235567
You got a level for eating the body, forgot to mention it
>>235569
>The city, to consume more toast and GROW LARGER
>>235569
Go to the countryside. Eat unborn toast.wheat
>>235569
Off to the city! So we can find more toast niggas, and tame some toast strange!
>>235569
Find a child in the neighborhood to kill and eat.
We must grow stronger to get revenge upon our creators.
>>235710
I second this
Let's avoid the fuck out of the sewers.
Bumparoo
>>235569
>>The City
go go go
Looks like city has it, starting up in about an hour.
You begin your trek towards the city but progress is slow
>What do?
>>239107
Enter konami code, hope for power up
>>239653
Supporting
>>239107
Steal a car
