EATING SIM
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You settle down for lunch...
And you have sex with it
Fuck the burger go eat a salad and a protein bar.
>>231860
you start to fuck your burger the lettuce slides around your cock..
>>231885
Autofelate the lettuce off of your own dick
>>231885
Add some extra mayo if you catch my drift
began to suck own dick spray cum on burger
>>231931
Offer it to a nearby child, saying that you got a 2 for 1 and can't eat this one
>>231966
The child licks up the cum on the burger
suddenly the FBI busts in!
>>231998
Throw the child at the fbi and run like a motherfucker
>>232008
The FBI presues you out of the lunch room and aim a massive minigun at you you see a hamburger stand.
>>232014
Tell them that the hamburger stand employee fucked the burger and framed you
>>232033
The FBI puts down the mini gun but still keeps all guns pointed at you a representative from them walks up t talk to you he asks for proof of your story.
>>232053
Point to the employee's hamburger sauce and lettuce-covered dick
>>232053
Scream "IT'S JUST A PRANK".
>>232089
Ask if there are any tendies.
FUCK YOU!!!!! the guy yells and gives you the middle finger he throws a handful of burgers and tendies
>>232089
Find the child and eat it
>>232110
Scream "RAPE!" while the feminists back you up.
>>232121
suddenly the child screams AHALO ACKBAR and hijacks a plane he then crashes it into the twin towers. children did 9/11 confirmed.
>>232121
Such is life in Soviet America.
what the fuck happened to this thread.
>>232138
Something very magical.
>>232152
and horrifying i got carried away it started out as "lets eat some burgers" to eating children Fbi sex with burger sucking own cock 9/11 and tendies rape and feminism
>>232171
I just wanted some extra mayo on the burger
Then things went downhill
>>232231
lmao
