Time Machine
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This is you. You are you, and you are no one else. Likewise no one else is you, because someone else being you while you are you would be impossible, because you are you, not them!
Oh, except that guy. He is you, and you are him, because he is you from the future.
What will you do?
>2, 4 and 6 decide
>>230088
Punch myself in the face.
>>230088
Look for my arms.
>>230088
>Download offline version of wikipedia in english and german And translator to your smartphone.
>Take charger with adapters to your smartphone.
>Take his timemachine
>Teleport to Hitler in 1940
>Give him plans of better and cheaper tanks and jet fighters, rocket engines, space suits, nukes and lasers.
Unleash hokuto no ken on opponent.
>>230088
Ask him for some money that you could put in the bank now to accumulate savings to have in the future to give back to ourselves.
scream
>>230100
This
Snort a few lines of ketamine
>>230100
Seconding this
>>230100
>Third
>>230164
You ask your future self if he has any money that he can spare, so that gain more money from the future.
You warns you that if you were to do that, he would be undone due to an altered future.
You sure you want to do this?
This looks like Andrew Hussie's drawing. COOL
>>233531
First ask him what the deal is and why he's here. Then we decide if it's worth it to undo the future.
>>230282
You check your pockets for any Ketamine.
Oh hell yes!
You still have a hand full left!
>>233544
You ask yourself why you have come back to this point in time. He responds telling you that he needed to to maintain a stable timeline, because otherwise, he would't have had the time machine in the first place.
>>230302
You would do this, however, doing something like that would be horrible, and most likely result in the undoing of yourself. Plus, even if you wanted to, at this current point in time, you don't have a smartphone on you
>>233561
OP Huss, about how much should i wait before bumping a post? Tryna be polite.
>>233566
Probably just a minute or so
>>230100
it will never work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byIkAPRnWnU
Ask myself how old I am to find out how long it will be until I need to go back in time.
I'll be grooving while i patiently wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSTx31dxmgA
>>233572
You ask him about what's happened. But he tells you he cannot tell you what's happening, because it may influence your decisions. He only came back in time because his future self came back to him.
He does tell you however that he just made decisions as they came to him, trying to avoid anything that would obviously cause issues.
He is pretty sure you come across a horse at some point.
>>233590
>Didn't see the other post, sorry for the wait.
>>233594
Kill him
>>233594
Tell him homestuck was a mistake, our quest shall to be to erase it from time
>>233691
Kill him
>>233561
>when OP is a faggot lefty
Pack it up people. This quest was over before it began. He's prolly one of those faggots that are gonna stop QMing as soon as he gets bored anyways.
>>233837
How can you tell he's a lefty?
