Space Monkey Quest
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It's time for dumb Space monkey Quest.
First, we need a story. What could possibly make /v/illlain become a villain? What does he hates space monkeys?
He hates space Monkey's because one slept with his wife and he's raising their child.
When he was 11, his mother threw a grand ball. Space Monkeys flung poo at his long white gown. Everyone laughed
/v/ pretended to be a prince of /v/idya as if he was the only top pro player in the world, and he tried to propose to the Princess monkey, when she found out he was lying, she tortured /v/ anon, cut one of his eyes and ate it. She left /v/illain to die. >>22443
>>22943
/v/illain however, was stronger than even he realized, and death did not come to him. After surviving his encounter, he found a derelict starship...
>>23000
ever since that day, he vowed to make suffer monkey girls.
you captured a dumb Space Monkey, /v/illain, how do you torture her?
Roll 1d4 for those options:
1: Touch tail to weaken the target, 2: Show a set of bananas in front of the monkey girl and tell her she won't have any, 3: Lick bananas, 4: abuse monkey girl with your dick.
Rolled 2 (1d4)
>>24235
gotta roll like this
What to do with the the bananas?
1. Eat them. 2. Throw them away. 3. Squash them.
Please Roll 1d3
1
>>24681
Eat them. Every time.
>>25279
>>25437
You eat one and throw the rest away.
>>25535
Now the hero arrives from the future, sporting a beard.
>>25627
I was about to introduce a new character.
>>25851
Ask her out on a date. A pirate date.
>>25912
she's actually a rival, she steal monkey girls too, but for other purpose. She entered your ship while you were "too busy" faking-feeding the monkey girl you have captured.
>>26089
Fine, use a tranquilizer dart on her. Then capture her and steal her sweet space musket.
>>26104
she's too fast she dodges.
>>26181
Hurt her feelings.
>>26241
how?
>>26316
Call her fat and unattractive.
>>26316
tell her that her eyebrows are uneven
you get kicked in the face because you were too slow and she send you flying.
>>26414
I'm out. If the person guiding the quest along decides to just ignore peoples' input then there's no point.
>>26436
well she's supposed to be a qt pie
while you are K.O.ed, Space Pirate Aria is stealing your prize space monkey and bring her to her ship.
You managed to wake up, and got onboard on Space Pirate Aria's ship in secret. You never knew what she does to monkey girls she captured. You just hear some sound from an hallway. You carefully move stealthily to get closer to the sound.
