Furry Comic Faggotry 2; Progress?
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>Tfw you've been daydreaming the moment your gf walks in.
Cheeky nandos. She appears to be pissed. What's got coyote anon's sweet'un angry? Does it have anything to do with those darn Crocodile Neighbors and their loud, latin musical choices? Perhaps it would be wise to find out...
What hass been accomplished so far
>Nazi's warped from another dimension
> Coyote anon killed his annoying neighbor, who was a nazi sympathizer.
>Quality slowly died as the night went on
>Coyote anon killed adolf botler
>Coyote anon realized he's been dayreaming that shit for a whole twenty seconds.
Rules
>Suggest what is going to happen in the next panel.
>Be sure to leave a tithe for our lord and savior Shug-niggurath, the black goat in the woods with a thousand children, as she has been having a bad week.
>Full comic will be posted after 4-6 panels.
>>208445
She has evidence of you cheating
>>208448
But then it turns out that the evidence is false and that someone is trying to frame you.
>>208570
You think to yourself at how good you are at bullshitting stuff and make a mental note to deal with whoever gave her the evidence which you framed as a framer.
>>208644
At that moment, while gloating, you step in radioactive bull shit. You now have super bullshitting powers.
>>208644
>>208663
Done. Radioactive bullshit will start first panel next page
shit am i consistant with how coyote anon is drawn. going to have to get better at that...
>>208738
After stepping in the radioactive bullshit you go to the store to get groceries and it gets held up by a armed robber!
>>208816
You then save the day by testing out your powers and bullshiting to be the cops.
brb will post page after lb n dinner. have this shitty drawing.
Rolled 31 (1d100)
>>208990
Rolling for finished product.
Due to unforeseen consequences this series has been cancelled.
Oc is fag. Rip.
>>209089
If you would like a finished product please m me at [email protected]
>>209530
nigga get back here and draw
>Furry
>>209962
Faggot I have a job and won't be able to draw for a couple of days.
>>210511
...you hide under boats for a living?
>>210567
Pic Is of trailer for boat. Need to take to Quebec for a customer.
>>210511
shit ain't cancelled so we're square fag
>>209089
Back from canada. Fuck that place. Here, have a picture.
Should i continue people?
New suggestions please
>>214847
hop in your super banging VW Rabbit and start cruising
Roles decide ride
1-10 shitty 1995 bike
11-15 mecha
16-30 Banging VW rabbit
Rolled 13 (1d30)
>>215297
>>215327
>You rolled a 13
Alright, good thing your mother paid for your mortgage. means you could save up and buy this'ere mecha for a cheap price. Shit part is, someone has to ride in the cramp behind of the mecha's chair.
You and Cheeky Nandos quickly rock paper scissors
>She rolls scissors
>>215332
>You know what to roll
Rolled 26 (1d30)
>>215338
>>215568
> Rolled 26, Paper vs Scissors.
Cheeky Nandos does a dance as her eyes flash with your loss at RPS. You can atleast train for those yoga lessons you planned to take with Nandos as you try to squeeze yourself behind the leather chair and instruments.
Once she's buckled in, the mech takes a jolt and heads westward to the store. Within ten minutes, you arrive at the store.
You enter, and Cheeky nandos pulls a list outta her ass. She gives you a choice; Accompany her to grab some cereal or go buy some milk yourself.
>No rolls for this, first answer is taken.
>>215811
accompany for cereal. Last time we were alone in a store we were molested! Then the molester took us home and forced us to be her boyfriend.
>>215811
Cereal options; Too little shits ( Artificially flavored Chocolate from concentrate) or Slypons (Not safe for work (Or your teeth))
> No rolls, first answer is taken.
>>215919
Too little shits of course. We care about our teeth after all, you never know when we may need to gnaw off a leg.
>>215919
we might as well worry ab our teeth, even though nandos has some shit taste in cereal....
>>215919
Well, now that chore is over, you can go home and work on that dinner you were working on.
>Shit i was working on dinner before this. I hope i didnt leave the ov-
Before you have time to worry about ovens and shitty chores, the front door rings.
Something doesnt feel right...
To be continued around 19;00-20;00 UTC tomorrow. Have a good night!
Rolled 17 (1d20)
Op here roll die 20 for luck check like so.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>217491
>>216097
>>>217513
>WEWLAD just made it roll (14)
Fucking gators and their stupid cheap shirts. Battle Aztlan wasn't even a solid 7/10.
>>217904
>whoops forgot to post this part in the last un
You're about to go, and you decide to grab some snacks. Your choices are
>Not hitlers, nice chips which fit in a can.
>Generic Chocolate bar
> Penny candy, strangely packaged in parts of nine
>Thicccccccc Jerky sticks. Determines wether you're truly a man or some black diva.
>>218010
>Jerky Sticks
We're are manly man Cyotes.
>>218010
Cheeky nandos asks what you have. Roll to find out what she wants.
>>218126
>gfd i mean what she likes not what she wants
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>218126
Rolled 11 (1d20)
>>218126
>>218126
>"Oi Anon! Could've you gotten me some penny candy. Mind if i get a bite?"
Well, anons? What the fuck do you do?
>>219122
Let her have a bite:3
Roll an accuracy check. D20 will do.
>>219122
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>219685
>>219122
>13; Not a total failure
Who guessed a creature evolved to the night had terrible depth perception? or perhaps you had shoved your hand in too quickly. Whatever the cause, your finger is fucked up. But hey, at least it ain't bleeding.
How do you react, Anons?
Going to bed. 1800-1900 utc tomarrow. stay classy.
>>219854
stick it in her snatch to heal through the regenerative properties of vaginal fluids.
>>220031
I'm going to ask you for a d10 role to see how effective that magic is and a twenty for wether or not her pants defend against it.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>220701
Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>220701
and here's the 20
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>220701
super secret roll
>>222033
I was going to ignore the low numbers and just make the pants have no effect but ok.
>>222128
cool beans
>Rolled a 9 magic and a 8 outta strength
Holy fucking shit is anger running through your veins. Perhaps its the fact this is the first time you've ever had an adrenalin rush since your abduction. Or your lack of action since ( When was the last time you had sex?) has forced your hand upon (through? Into?) that bitch of a bitch, Cheeky.
And holy fuck was it effective. You're going to need a shower. Or steel wool. You arent able to come to a conclusion on what you're feeling right now. Whatever the case, your thumb at least feels better.
What do you do now?
>Roll a thirty die and see whoever is closest to 30 to be selected. Just trying to make everyone have a chance although ill choose first post if within a half hour noone else has responded.
>>222928
realize it is your duty to cure cancer with this wondrous new substance. Immediately hoist Cheek over your shoulder and head to home depot to obtain some large plastic tubs to store her vaginal fluids in
Rolled 26 (1d30)
>>223333
and here's a roll if quads aren't enough
>>223333
>>223343
What the actual fuck
>>222928
>>223333
>>223343
>Rolled 26 with Quads. God is biased.
The Adrenaline still pumping, you decide to head home and make quick money perhaps extorting your Gf's Vaguice as a merical cure-all will work. I mean, it worked for your thumb, right?
Suddenly, as you open the door to your house.
Its your dinner
You left the food in the pot
As you walk slowly over to the pot, hearing strange noises amongst the pitch-black atmosphere, your gf slightly comotose carried over your shoulder, you look into the pot.
>Roll d20 for luck check.
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>223683
here's your roll lad
>>223683
>>223808
>Rolled a 3 (WEWLAD)
With one swift FLOOSH you are sucked into the pot, a swarming dimensional portal of colors which would kill you you seizuratic if it weren't for the fact the adrenaline is still running. YOu dont know where this bottomless pit is going, and or how it will go. All you know is your gf is fucking pissed. Like. Holy shit. YOu know you aint getting pout of this one.
It seems like hours pass, and eventually you pass out while Cheeky Nandos is still jacking off the angry gods.
One thing is for certain; You chose the wrong time to make dinner.
>To be continued...
>>223954
thats disappointing
