Dumb Monkey Quest
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You are but a silly pseudo-civilized monkey with human feelings but not the brains.
Despite your biggest dream is to prove yourself worthy of love and glory you are thwarted by your lack of skill, style and grace other than your lack of respect for the others.
You are now exploring the streets of the Big City searching for glory.
Roll 1d6 for an action
1-2 you fail horribly at it
3-4 you do it without getting hurt, people may shun you for it though
5-6 you did good
Inventory: Banana x300
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>199618
Rip a human's face off cause you're a dumbass monkey and you're scared of big crowds
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>199618
fling my poop at the dude next to me
>>199618
I rape a random citizen
>>199636
An angry crowd gathers around you, it is your time to shine!
What do
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>199652
give em a big ol' smile, make some funny noises and clap my hands and feet.
>>199652
Throw more poop
>>199657
People didn't fall for it, you flung poop at a person and there's no PETA here to save you.
Save yourself
>>199660
Rolled : 2
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>199661
fucken run away, where's my family?
>>199669
You run away successfully
You'll have to try somewhere else
Rolled 5 (1d6)
>>199679
Go inside Starbucks and fling some shit at the hipsters there
is this a one person CYOA
Rolled 6 (1d6)
>>199682
Then run
>>199682
You get a job at starbucks AND get to throw shit at customers without being shunned because your boss loves you, you are the starbucks mascot
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>199692
go and make a venti mocha frappe latte and drink it, coz we deserve it.
>>199697
"THESE ARE FOR CUSTOMERS! IF YOU WANT ONE YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR IT! BAD MONKEY!"
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>199704
Rip your boss' face off and become the new boss
>>199709
You tried to maul your boss and lost your job after a good beating
Rolled 1 (1d6)
>>199704
Drown the shop in a torrent of shit
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>199711
Rolled 2 (1d6)
>>199712
Sue him
>>199713
You are caught shitting on the starbucks' wall and get beaten for it, your feelings have betrayed you again
Rolled 3 (1d6)
>>199717
maul the customers
>>199720
People don't want your kind here anymore, you are a public menace
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
>>199739
i thought 3-4 was a success?
>>199746
But you get hated for it
>>199739
run to zoo
dice+1d6
>>199751
You have to roll it yourself
Should I let this game die?
>>210569
It was nice while it lasted, maybe try again another time
