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Fogle Quest

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Setup: You wake up in a forest with no memory of the night before. It's foggy, and in the distance you can see a man running towards you with a katana in each hand...ITS JARED FOGLE! You are completely naked, and in front of you is only fishing line, a crack pipe, a Dean Martin record and 4 kilos of cocaine. What do you do?
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>>168081
search for children to give a $5 footlong
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throw some cocaine at him.
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>>168081
I smash the crack bottle on a nearby tree and prepare to fight him to the death in true warrior fashion
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>>168081
I unsheath my holy avenger pork sword +5 of fat fuck demon slaying and prepare to fight a coked up pedo whose preferred weapon is a magical sweet teriyaki chicken foot long with vorpal abilities.
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>>168081
Ask him if he can spare some money for food but we're going to buy more drugs with it
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