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How will you worship Queen Buldge?
>>160553
I bet that is a banana and I question my chivalry a bit.
>>160553
Ask why she put a bananna in her dress
>>160553
We take our rightful place as her cocksleeve obviously. Like any loyal servant.
>>160630
I was just wondering if you were the same person that did the saiyan quest for ladies. I thought the banana joke worked for that.
So what does our queen request of us?
>>160662
maybe this will create a chaos, but you have to choose between Queen Buldge and Queen Orc and Saiyan Witch, pick your poison.
oh yeah it was Queen Bust, I forgot.
>>160691
Hm Orc queen was the first and I did like going super sonic. The witch was a lot of fun and there could be more parties to steal princesses from.
Yet I'm down to see where Queen Buldge leads us.
Can I BE queen bulge for the quest, and face the challenges she must face?
>>160737
I guess then I will be your manservant argyle. We shall go on crazy adventures.
>>160762
I Argyle wish to be your manservant my queen and aid you on your task for the kingdom.
>>160773
>Argyle the manservant
My person of african descent whom is also a personal comrade of mine
>>160773
>>160805
sorry Argyle, who? I don't get the reference.
>>160824
It was a character from Fallout 3. Argyle the stalwart ghoul manservant of adventurer Herbert "Daring" Dashwood.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Argyle
I like that name for manservants because of it.
>>160762
OH QUEEN BULGE. HOW I LOVE HERCrowns value
>>160824
First thing get some sexy wood elf and curvy dark elf in this bitch.
The Adventures Of Herbet Daring Dashword And His Ghoul Manservant Argyle
>Argyle Is Picture
>>160854
Later, but first we must earn the D.
Best Ghoul Awards 2077 Goes to...
i screenshotted the fuck out of a anime picture on my vita lol.
I guess I need to draw a map, but it's going to take some time.
This is Argyles armor now.
>His Armor
Argyle is best ghoul other than gob. he deserves Daedra Armor.
This is map now.
>>160886
Where we go we don't need maps. Argyle to the jungle baby!
>>160924
To the Forest of No Fun!
Argyle shall become a Cannibal. I DECLARE ARGYLE A CANNIBAL HE SHALL EAT EVERYRHING IN SIGHT INCLUDING THE OTHER PRINCESSES
We're going through the dense Forest of No Fun, BUT IT'S PRETTY THICK so we can barely progress to find some hot dark elves.
That picture i posted is what Argyle looks like, so draw him that way please.
>>160971
Go to small town and say who ever is the first to find a elf village will be the only one who can take a elf wife other then the queen.
>>160988
that's the thing, the elves only live in Forest of No Fun (other name of the forest is /V/'s Forest), but they are a rare breed and can barely be found.
Use Napalm and burn down the forest to find them. it will be just like 'Nam.
>>160971
Find a place to clean up. We shall use our manservant ( fuckboy ) charms to draw them into a trap.
>>160991
Well with you guys and everyone else looking we a re bound to find a few.
>Any person who brings a elf and touch the queens royal bulge.
>>160971
Wait ... that tree behind us looks like it has a nipple.
Just use Napalm for fucks sake. it will be fun burning down the forest to find them. Just like Vietnam. meh just take a single elf and let Argyle eat the rest of them.
Just use Napalm for fucks sake. it will be fun burning down the forest to find them. Just like Vietnam. meh just take a single elf and let Argyle Just do something already.
>>160971
Is that a woman behind us?
QUICK RUN
>>161089
Drawing takes time and they could have computer problems. I believe that did last quest/adventure group roll thing that was ran.
Ok. i hope they burnt the forest down.
>>161100
Ask her if she would like a big thick and noble bulge?
>Implying the queens but the elf will Fuck fuckbio
Argyle Shall Eat It Alive Because Reasons
>>161100
Shake our butt to attract them. We can try to bait them back to the castle.
>>161121
I think you will have to fight her for that claim.
>>161121
Try to talk to orgr but then in middle throw sand in his eyes and cut both of his Achilles tendons and stabbed him in his quads trying to hit the vital vein in the legs.
Make Argyle eat him first. Shrek shall not get in our way.
Now this is Argyle.
>>161133
Shit. That's one way of dealing with them.
>>161146
Life is always gonna give you 2 choices.
>Pussy or no pussy.Always pick pussy. Always pick pussy.
Argyle has just evolved. ARGYLE MUST FEED HIS BLOODLUST.
Shrek is now gonna ride Donkey into battle if you try to get the girl.
>>161121
No I found her first. You say
Report to king Farquaad about this so he can kill them.
>>161121
kill da orc
The sudden shrek related posts is making this great
Its me, Vietnam Faggot who suggested napalm. Since you ran, SHREK IS ON THE CHASE
>This shit again
So I guess this qualifies as a general "Save the Princess" thread?
Your non Ogre playtime is Ogre. R.I.P Argyle, he was a great ghoul.
What if argyle has onions?
>>162519
Then we make the orc cry to remove his macho power.
>>164618
Yes it must happen!
The Ogre Lets Out A Mighty Roar! he summons the Mighty Spirit of Snoopdog! Vietnam Fagget still here.
Just murder the orc with your fists
>>166189
Offer dank weed
Snoopdawg plays A Song As A Sign of peace. But Shrek is still angry.
Shreak Says: "My Swamp!" and demands your anus.
>>161089
>for ants
>implying OP can afford a 4chan gold account while samefagging
Do you
>Use Argyle's Ghoul Powers
>Let Him Have Your Anus
>Run Away
>Take The Girl
>Use The Power Of A Gun
>Roofie Shrek
>Ask For Snoopdawg's Help
>Become A Anime Character
>>168597
>Become A Anime Character
Vietnam faggot back, believe it or not you can use 4chan on a Playstation Vita. I am just using a PC now and i shall have the name of ''Vietnam Faggot''
>You Become An Anime Character
>you squint so fucking much you can't see shit because you are now Asian
(Fuck It I Am Now Jeanswag90's Doppleganger)
>SHREKS TURN
>Shrek Tells you: ''What are your last words before you lose your virginity?''\
>SHREK'S TURN IS OVER
Do you
>Use Argyle's Ghoul Powers
>Let Him Have Your Anus
>Run Away
>Take The Girl
>Use The Power Of A Gun
>Roofie Shrek
>Ask For Snoopdaawgs Help
>Un-Become A Anime Character
>Do Some Anime Magic Or Some Shit
>You Have 3 More Chances To Win.
(Oops i forgot to put these in. These ones are just for why the fuck not and don't count.)
>Reveal A Plottwist
>Become Weaboo Trash Anime Character
>Become A Lewd As Shit Anime Character
>Use A Free Reality Check
>Become Shamwow
>Become Shamholio
Dam I keep hoping we got more from Op. Nothing against you Vietnam.
Its fine. Op IS DED though. But what do you pick?
>>171341
They could be shy and I'm kinda here just for the Op's quest. Yet your antics have given me a good chuckle.
Nah OP is not coming back soon. i just want someone to fuck around with so this thread doesn't get taken down because Inactivity. Thanks eLSEugWL! Are you leaving? This thread is like my home now.
>>171396
Leaving for bed soon. Then I will go from there.
K, So tomorrow? I just need a answer or something.
This Thread Must Survive.
>>160553
Ỷ̸̧͈̲̼͓͔̪̯̺͚̗̫̤̬̘̣͍͐̀͐̆̽͛ͧ̓͋ͩ͗̌ͣ͜͝͞ͅO͊ͣ̅́ͯͦͯ͆ͪ̆̅̂͐̔҉̨̜̻̥̘̜̜͔̼͎̫̹̼̩̥U̺̺͉̣̜̩͓ͫ̾͐̎̓͟͝ ̦͙̬̭̦̤̻͔ͦͦ̈̽̽̑͒ͧ͘͘N̷͇͚̝̰̩̘̪̜̘̥ͬ̿̏ͦ͂́ͤ̑̃͛͌͐͆ͮ̅̽͑̅͢I̓̅ͫͦ̎̈́͏̸̧͙̙͖͇̲̘̻̱̖̫̱̦͓͔̻͘ͅĢ͕͇͉̞̠̥͎͍̘̦̟͓͕̼͖̳̟̮̣ͣ̀͂̂̎́̆͌̄ͯ̊̾ͪ͒̆͗̊͜͟͝Ġ̢́̍̈ͮ͏̤̠̫͍̮͓͉Ḙ̶̸̞̫͕̭͇͈̜̰̲̠͙͈͇̩͍̠̗̉ͧ̇͌̾̌͗ͬ̎̈ͦ̎ͥ͗͋͛͡͠͞ͅṞ̸̮̻̻̳̟̱̱̬͔̭̀̑ͭ̉͛̌̕͢
Ask snoop dawg for help with japanese
>Your Transformation Fucks Up And You Become Anime Frylock.
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>You Pull Out A Used Condom And Throw It At Shrek And The Condom Explodes In A Fantastic Small Nuclear Explosion
>>173302
Snoopdawg:性交あなたは何をfaggetません。
