Roll a 1d100. Hightest roll chooses. If I feel like it I can convine it with the second hightest. You can reroll for others if you like.
Now you are in a mission. You have your memories a little fussy... but you start to remember...
What are you? What is your name?
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>153880
If i am fussy i must be an sjw.
Anita
Rolled 57 (1d100)
Quintas Dias
I am a Legionary on break in rome right now after a successful campaign
I will update when we have 5 responces or when 10min pass.
Rolled 19 (1d100)
we are a ghost that can possess anyone at will.
our name is Gregory Falk.
Rolled 59 (1d100)
you are chad Miderik
you are in the beta uprising with no other tool than your shotgun
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>153890
Second
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>153880
I am Jason Sloan a 16 year old who is enrolled in Columbine High School in the year 1999
>>153896
Oh yes! Your name is Chad Miderik and you are in the middle of a beta uprising! Anti women activists start to take control of the goverment. Also you have a shotgun.
Now, what is your mission?
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>153896
Reroll
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>153880
We are a mexican individual in zimbabwe with erectile disfuntions because a witch cursed us
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>153929
save enough girls to make a harem
>>153936
Thats right! You want to take advantage of the situation to get all the pussy you can.
Now what do to make this possible?
>>153950
I am planning to go to a only girls catholic school defeat all the beta and the nuns and use the girls
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>153959
forgot the roll
>>153961
So you do. You go to a catholic school armed with your shotgun.
Damn, the beta arrived first and are killing all the girls with their guns! You must do something or you are never getting laid!
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>153986
Change your harem to include other betas
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>153986
you get the corpse of a girl and hit them.
the mere touch of that flesh make them jizz and use the opportunity to finish them with your shotgun
>>153992
Do you want to rape those poor virgin betas?
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>154016
Kill one of them to show your dominance and hope the rest run away
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>154016
divide the bounty you get the live girls and they get the dead ones
>>154022
They dont think thats very fair
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>154030
tell them how you lost your virginity with a dead girl and fool then about the secret normie ritual of necrophilia.
>>154032
You kill one of them with your shotgun. The other two seem a little afraid but want to engage in a fight anyway.
Fight or flight? Or something else?
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>154046
you pray to jesus and he appears
>>154051
You pray to Jesus... and he appears!!! He asks you what happen and if you need help in anything.
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>154065
Point to a girl and tell him to make her tits huge
Rolled 91 (1d100)
>>154079
forgot the roll
>>154079
Since that thing with Lazarous he is totally into necrophilia, so he accepts.
You procede to kill another beta. Jesus is totally ok with this somehow.
>>154076
Jesus Christ is a total bro and make a girl's tits as big as you like.
Rolled 92 (1d100)
>>154110
kill the other beta and secure the live girls under jesus watch them rescue more girls in the women prison
>>154110
Also pick your boob growth target
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>154118
Roll
>>154115
So you did.
Now you and Jesus are in the prison. The betas are nowhere to be found. There are a lot of criminal pussy here. What do?
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>154148
jesus use the power of bimbofication
>>154156
Now you get pussy everywhere.
The amount of pussy here attracts a giant japaneses tentacle monster.
It wants to attack you both and rape all your women.
What do?
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>154189
Rape the tentacle monster
>>154196
You rape the monster.
It will need a shit ton of theraphy after this
>>154215
Well. This died. I knew this will happen. I will make a new thread with pre-existing story in hopes it will attract more people. If that dies too I will retire from this for at least a couple of days.
>>154397
If that dies, try making an actual story-driven post or game post (like a civ) instead of a glorified shitpost