You are going to start a kingdom far off in the distant reaches of minecraftia! It shall be a glorious kingdom that has more gold and diamonds than you could ever imagine!
But before that, what do you look like? (Read: What skin should we use?)
And also, what modpack shall we use?:
FTB Infinity Evolved
FTB Infinity Evolved (expert mode)
FTB Unstable
Ftb Horizons: Daybreaker
FTB Presents Direwolf20
FTB Mage Quest
FTB Resurrection
Note: you may suggest a pack that is not on the list, or even one that is not an FTB pack. The above are simply the packs I feel would work well and that I already have downloaded.
What should we call the world?
What seed (if any) shall we use?
>>151194
Ash Williams
Earth (Because I suck at world names.)
Random seed is my vote.
>>151194
horizons daybreaker
>>151194
Use Kratos's skin
Name the world Olympus
Fucking become a god of that world
>>151421
Seconding this hard
You are in the world of Olympus, your seed is Earth and your skin is ash williams. The pack is horizons daybreaker (with the custom NPC mod added) and you are now sitting in a tent waiting for day to arrive! Tomorrow marks the start of your new kingdom... but first, who did you bring with you? After all, what is a king without his loyal subjects?
Pick up to ten, and remember that more people means more mouths to feed!
A farmer.
A guard.
A redstoner.
A chef
A random villager with no real skills.
A miner.
A fisherman.
A rancher.
A wise man.
A lumberjack.
Your son, a prince.
Your daughter, a princess.
Your wife, a queen.
Remember, you may take more than one of each. And more people will come as the game progresses.
>>151601
Your daughter, a princess
nine wives
>>151601
>A farmer and his son (aka random villager.)
I'll back the daughter as well.
So fare we have:
1 princess
1 farmer
1 random villager
Will this be all? You have plenty of room left...
>>151642
And a guard
>>151601
>Your daughter/wife, the queen
We need to keep our blood PURE.
>A wise man
>Two farmers
>A guard
>A lumberjack
>A miner
>A chef
>A redstoner
>A fisherman
>>151679
Agreed
>>151655
Sarah Helenor, your daughter!
She is rather homesick, and misses the comforting stone walls of the castle you used to live in.
With any luck, she will have them back soon.
Lucien, a farmer looking for a fresh start. His son is his only family member as the rest of them all burned to death one day in a tragic house fire.
>>151817
Oh shit. Our daughter is Katarina? Nice.
Sakamoto, the farmers son. About five years old.
Grave the guard. He used to be the captain of the royal guard, but the king fired him for unknown reasons.
Well that's all of them! But... Now what? What is the first step you shall take in building your new kingdom? What will you even call it?
Oh, and you must have brought something other than a tent right? At least some food or something right?
>>151860
>comfort our daughter with some tender love making
We may be far from where she's familiar, but as long as we're together, we're home.Keep the blood pure
>>151860
Kingdom name: /pol/and
Rolled 2, 76 = 78 (2d100)
test
>>151890
You try to name your country /pol/and, but then you realize that your not sure how to say '/'. Do you just not pronounce it? Do you say slashpolslashand? Ugh, too complicated! Pick something else.
>>151890
This please
>>151959
Krigerhjem (Kriger being Warrior and Hjem being Home in Nordic)
>>151959
Fine. Nazi Germany is the kingdom name.
>>151996
Also agree
>>151996
But our kingdom has NOTHING TO DO WITH NAZIS! NO GENETICS! NO ARIAN MASTER RACE! NUFFIN!
Come on guise! Think of something original for once instead of using memes
>>152016
WE ARE KEEPING OUR RACE PURE. OUR DAUGHTER IS OUR WIFE. WE WILL CLEANSE THIS LAND OF THE PIGMEN, CREEPERS, AND ALL ABOMINATIONS.
We will also focus on research into insane science using these genetic abominations.
>>151985
Krigerhjem? A fine name! But other matters remain, What thing(s) did you bring with you?
Also, what will you do? Farms need to be made, and so do homes... but you need materials for that. You could tell everyone to go harvest resources, make some basic tools, stuff like that. They are no miners but They're still minecraftians, give them a job and they will do it. Eventually.
>>152035
>when OP completely ignores the majority vote
Fine. But we still get to keep our daughter/wife, right?
What we brought with us:
Castle furnishings, a few sets of diamond tools, and our wife's decapitated head in a preservative jar.We miss her dearly.
What we will do first is order the construction of farms, homes, and a church to Lord End. The townies will get the materials and begin construction while we "comfort" our wife/daughter.
>>152035
We have some tools to start a new life. We can work on getting the wood.
The farm can look for wild life with the guard.
You set them to work in the slave pi- I mean- mine.
>>152071
You make a small shrine, as you do not yet have the materials for a full church. You have little in the way of offering as of yet, but with any luck the lord will take notice nonetheless.
Due to you using a lot of your free time to make this, and the others being distracted by there mining, progress on housing is slow.
>>152071
As they work, sakamoto leaves the tent to go play outside. You take this moment of privacy to make sure the blood stays pure and have some "fun" With your daughter, and your wifes head
>>152295
All praise Lord End. May he guide us to the promised land after our deaths. The time spent on the shrine is more important than any housing.
>>152306
Now that we have wood. We make them homes.
>>152330
INDEED! You focus on your alter, polishing it up a bit, you also leave a bit of blood so he knows it's you who made this.
The next day, you find an ender pearl on the ground! Surly it must have been a gift sent by lord end himself, he must be quite pleased with you!
>>152404
Actually, you have stone. You never told anyone to start chopping down trees. But it turns out that stone is a pretty good building materiel.
>>152445
They are pretty weirded out by it. Most of them are worshipers of Notch the fallen one, so they are quite interested to see some proof of lord end's existence.
>>152582
A kingdom of stone is harder to destroy than wood. Forget the old wooden structures. Begin creating chains of buildings using the stone from the mines, until we eventually have a castle to protect us from our enemies; THE CREEPERS.
Have the farms be built near the first few houses. Use the coal from the mines to create torches that will protect us from night invaders.
Also, we must purge the heathenish religion of Notch. Notch was merely the beginning; a time already past. To forge for the future, we must always travel down the path to the End. In the morning, we will send one of the farmers to scout for the materials need to create books. We must have religious texts of Lord End be created and distributed in every household.
>>152582
I'm thinking we work on getting some fresh food. Get the farmer some seeds. Then have the guard hunt.
>>152635
You order Lucien to make some farms, he complies readily, glad to be out of the mines.
No need to go looking for materials, you actually have some extra copies laying around that you hand out.
You want to work on a castle, but then you realize that the OP needs to get off of the computer.
Yeah.
See you guys tomorrow, please keep leaving suggestions tho. I will be back! Lord end commands it of me.
>>152739
Voting for having a talk with our daughter/wife to find out what she wants. She is the queen, we need her input.
>>152739
Also, good night OP. I can't wait for your return.
To be honest, this kinda made me wanna play Minecraft again. If you ever start up a server, post it. I'll join it in a heartbeat (or when I'm around).
>>152739
Fuck the castle. Eat dirt so your children will eat cakes.
Get back to mining and work quickly on getting a pulverizer and a power source to support it. Cooking engine would do. Fuel it with toast sandwiches. Double the ore income as fast as possible.
>>152765
Your daughter says that she is getting pretty damn sick of eating nothing but plants, and wishes that we had brought a rancher.
But you know, Sakamoto may be a child, but he knows a great deal about farming from his dad... you bet he could manage the farm, now that it's built. And if he does that, his father would have time to start some animal farms.
Goodness you hope some new people join soon. It's really hard to keep everything running with so few people!
>>152773
I'm back! And thank you, that means a lot. Just FYI a server won't be happening, as I cannot for the life of me figure out how to set one up- even with the help of many very detailed video guides.
>>153187
Pulverizer... yup. That's not a thing that is real.
(Keep in mind the modpack were using!)
>>153543
Get Sakamoto's father to start an animal farm. The queen demands a rich variety of flavors.
Meanwhile we will take our daughter on a romantic walk through nature, allowing her to get more comfortable with our new surroundings; telling her how this will soon all become part of our kingdom.
>>153543
Maybe we can make a tower to draw in new people.
Sorry for the long wait!
>>154161
Sakamoto seems upset by the extra work, and his father is quite upset at getting taken away from his farm. In the end however, they do it. You shall have meat soon!
>>154161
You take her for a nice walk, you chat for a while about your plans for the kingdom and make ou- wait, hang on, whats that in the forest?
investigate?
Don't?
Or something else?
>>155805
Adventure
>>155805
Investigate.
>>155933
You head to the house and are greeted by an elderly fisherman named Noppes. You tell him of your kingdom and he sounds quite interested.
Do you want to let him join?
As a fisherman, Noppes can feed himself with ease... but due to his old age bad things may happen if you make him do anything more strenuous than that, like mining or woodcutting.
Also, taking new people in runs the risk of them stealing from or hurting someone if they turn out to be mentally unstable. And, well, old men living alone in a forest tent to be rather... not stable.
On the other hand, if things go sour, you could always sacrifice him to the lord.
Do you let him join?
Do you not?
Do you do something else?
>>156001
Tell him that we would be more than happy to have him in the kingdom. Tell him that his duties, other than fishing, can be research and development for the kingdom (or scribe duty if he is not as intelligent as his home makes me think he may be). Based on all of books around his house I am sure he is educated. Send the queen home and help him move his home into the kingdom's current borders.
>>156071
A new house is added, Noppes has joined! He is a fisherman, but due to the large amount of books he reads he can easily work as a researcher or redstoner.
You know, every house has a chest in it, But your still running out of space! You may want to make a storeroom, or you could just use up the extra materials. You could make some walls for example, or turn the lord ends shrine into a proper church? Or you could build something else... Your house is pretty small. Hardly fitting for a king, is it finally time for a castle?
Or you could ignore the problem for now.
>>156286
Build a wall first
>>156286
Build a wall around the current sector of the kingdom (leaving room for some expansion in this sector), with the outer perimeter having a gate that functions off of redstone (I'm sure we must have found some by now). Have the fisherman create the contraption.
Next we focus on a small storeroom, then we finish Lord End's church.
>>156305
>>156370
You make a wall... its not really very good. You would need to tear down the mountains you think. It has a simple lever operated door.
ARG! WRONG PIC!
THIS IS THE RIGHT ONE.
>>156370
Now that the wall is... sort of done. You make a simple underground storeroom.
>>156766
Build castle in the top of the stone hill and increase the walls height
>>156370
With all that out of the way... time to make the church.
You may have gone a little overboard.
>>156777
Beautiful! Now we need to clear the elevated terrain near the walls, and make them three times as thick.
>>156891
Why dont we pray End? Like, we build a church, there's gotta be a reward for this. Maybe he'll summon Saitama to one punch that mountain
>>156898
Sounds like a plan.
>>156891
Good god that took forever.
>>156898
If the block that just appeared on the alter is any indication, lord end is VERY pleased.
>>157150
Show this to the townsfolk. Prove to them that their faith in Notch is misplaced and that Lord End is our true savior.
Holy crap I am so sorry for the wait! I had to get off the computer and didn't have time to tell you guys, then I had to go to bed, then I had to pick up my grandfather... But I am back now! May the quest continue~
>>157501
"Ha" says Noppes as you show him the block.
"If that was really from the end lord, that would mean Notch the fallen wasn't real, and if that were true then notch apples wouldn't work!"
At first the other townsfolk were rather impressed, but upon hearing Noppes, they realize you must have faked it.
You didn't of course, but you don't have any proof. After all, it would be easy to head down to the storeroom and craft the block. And you really don't understand how Notch apples work...
>>160215
Explain that divine beings can coexist.
Spin an epic story about the great battles between all gods.
>>160215
Sacrifice a sheep to Lord End and pray for a definitive sign for our people.
>>160338
>>160370
You tall him that divine beings can coexist, he disagrees.
You wind up arguing with him for hours.
Enraged and desperate to prove that lord end is real,you sacrifice a sheep on the alter and then-
-A note appears! It reads:
Cn dti acam yc jcvi rs... Cic rzgx zqwxh tlwaj msozxjzj. Vzfas xbm knfi in yms ffiej, orx Q xmopf owfbx swz fqgyax yc qs zjfzq.
OO
O O
O O
OFFO
O0
MMJ DCY MWTS
Holy crap that looks awful.
4chan hates art made with letters.
>>160471
Oh no! Lord End's having a stroke! Someone call 911.
>>160474
Type it into an actual minecraft book retad
>>157137
Whoah. Thanks for the hard work.
>>160471
Is this dead? I hope not.
>>167872
idk pretty dead to me
RIP. Ded thred. Bye.