Stalin RP
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You are Joseph Stalin and Vladimir Lenin has just died. What do you do?
>>14165
Try and patch our relations with Trotsky. The union is fragile, we dont need a sectionalist fracture on our hands
look in the mirror for 20 minutes, eventually shave the mustache
How close to real Stalin do we need to be?
>Make up a five year plan to land on the moon
You look in the mirror and contemplate on how to patch things up with Leon Trotsky. You decide to put him in a high position in your cabinet. You also think putting a man on the moon would be kinda cool.
You shave the mustache. You immediately regret it.
>>14203
work on suppressing rebellious movements in Georgia and begin setting motions in order to rebuild the secret police. begin putting trotsky to implement the world revolution
go outside and kick some random dude in the balls
>>14230
Begin Manhattan Project to be Soviet stronk.
>>14230
The rebels in Georgia start to cross your mind and you decide to bring back secret police in order to stop the revolts. You exit your palace as you think to call up Trotsky this evening. And then you remember something that REALLY pissed you off and kick a passerby in the nuts.
The passerby was Leon Trotsky!
>>14249
Apologies, comrade!
Mistakes have been made!
>>14249
you kicked him so quickly he didn't know what was coming, he didn't see anything, so blame it on the americans
Trotsky asks who you are, not recognizing you from your mustache. You speak broken English to explain you're an American and that's how you say hello. He gets confused and you run off, not saying anything after. Trotsky has a good mind to guess you're Stalin and he angrily returns home.
You go back home and call up the Weimar Republic to ask for some scientists to develop a new type of bomb.
>>14312
immediately call trotsky. say that passer by notified the new secret police that a civilian impersonating stalin assaulted him and he would be liquified.
call the weimar republic and propose to get their scientists in exchange for prisoners from ww1 and the few living aristocrats and whites from the revolution.
On the call with the Weimars, you propose a swap. You get the scientists, they get German POWs and members of the White Army. They accept.
You hang up and immediately call Trotsky. You inform him that your secret police notified you that a citizen was impersonating you, then kicking him in the nuts. You have taken care of the problem. You tell him about putting him in your cabinet, and he gleefully accepts.
>>14381
You've already hung up, but you get a chuckle from the thought of farting into your phone.
>>14389
Phone hitler and ask his adivce
>>14381
send some guy to give the president of the weimar republic bottles of germanys finest beer, and a note saying 'the kaiser send his regards"
send the secret police to begin covertly wiping out german minorites in the border states
>>14396
hitler has no clout at this time kiddo
>>14420
use your time travel Powers inherited from your family time travel and ask hitlers advice
Once you receive the scientists, who have brought bottles of Germany's richest beer, you tell them what you were thinking of and they start to work.
In their sleep, you steal the bottles and send one of your men to give it to the president of Germany, with a passive aggressive note. You inform your secret police to start killing the German populations in the border states.
After doing this, you start to dance in the Red Square. People join you in what would be history's first recorded dance mob.
>>14470
get the secret police to start training german communists to begin starting rebellions n shit in germany
get those scientists to begin researching film technology instead of rockets so you can record the best dancing in russia
while dancing, have serious thoughts about the possibility of war, keep dancing
German communists have tried and failed to take over the Weimar Republic. You remember Mother Rosa as you dance, sniffling a little. You leave for a minute to call up the secret police to start recruiting more communists in Germany. You then call Sergei Eisenstein to come over here and record the dancing, because film technology is already a thing in 1924. You go back to the square and dance like you never danced before.
>>14530
use the secret police to try and spread a worldwide craze based around communist dancing.
use this bold piece of music created by one of the german scientists to help spread the mania:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcU2_Vs7Xw
>>14530
Throw a party!a COMMUNIST party!
Stalin invents the vogue dance, Madonna learns it from him