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The law has gone silent and the land is ruled by anarchy. Justice is now held in the hands of the many. Your only goal is to survive the wrath of your fellow man.
When starting the game, roll a 100 die to determine your clout in society. Higher numbers are more prestigious(lawyers, politicians, CEOs, etc ...), lower numbers are less so (janitors, cashiers, electricians, etc ...). The roles are created individually by the player but must correspond to the die roll in terms of that role's prestige.
You can do absolutely anything within the bounds of reality (a.k.a. no superpowers or magic). The success or failure of individual actions are determined by a 1000 die roll. The spectrum of possible outcomes is as follows:
1-149: Horrible Outcome
150-299: Bad Outcome
300-499: Unfortunate Outcome
500-699: Fortunate Outcome
700-849: Great Outcome
850-1000: Spectacular Outcome
Finally, depending on the initial number you rolled when entering the game, that number is added onto whatever decision (the 1000 die roll) YOU make. This is to simulate the fortunate effects of your role's greater prestige.
You lose the game by getting killed. A player must wait until 24 hours has passed (real time) until they can play again.
So, without further ado ...
Let's begin the culling.
[EDIT: Disregard the "24 hour rule part". You can keep playing after death, but you must pick another role and roll the 100 die again. Also, it's possible to protect someone who's going to be murdered as long as the protection decision occurs within 30 minutes of when the murderer posts his/hersuccessful attack decision. I'm on mobile so can't edit the OP post directly.]
Rolled 4 (1d100)
Roll
>>136098
Holy fuck
I am an army grunt (cannon fodder)
Rolled 74 (1d100)
Roll
>>136112
Noice claiming owner of a buisness chain used by money.
>>136121
Not money many.
Rolled 349 + 4 (1d1000 + 4)
I would like to get to my military base and get my gun and maybe my equipment. I am currently in my fatigues
Rolled 914 (1d1000)
Rolling to hire people to protect my shops.
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>135941
Rolled 271 + 4 (1d1000 + 4)
I also want to get to special weapons. Fucking tacticool weapons
And fuck off in a Humvee
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>141252
Nuclear engineer, with a part in the underground slave trade.
Rolled 282 + 64 (1d1000 + 64)
>>141262
Rolling to recruit 15 lower end thugs as a posse.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
I am rolling as a new character, gonna be the...I guess librarian or "loremaster." The guy that keeps knowledge of pre-anarchy alive or at least known on an academic sense.
>>141396
Is that too low of a roll to have that role?
>>141398
nah mate its fine
You're just poor
Rolled 12 (1d100)
oh boy
>>141643
fuck i guess i am a sailor
Rolled 614 + 23 (1d1000 + 23)
>>141403
Fuck yeah! Gonna be a nerdy looking dude. Spindly of limb, thick-rimmed glasses, mussed up, twiney hair etc.
Rolling to look through abandoned houses for reference books, mechanical volumes, cook-books etc.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
Rolling
By the way guys, I don't think we have to wait for OP...I think we come up with what happens after...I could be wrong.
Rolled 518 (1d1000)
Roll to attempt to become Captain
Rolled 613 (1d1000)
>>141754
I'm the leader of the local BLM movement
Rolling for stealing whitey´s bikes
>>141761
Soon.
By the way what era are we in?
>>141768
I would assume modern.
Rolled 137 (1d1000)
>>141763
Offering to sell Leeroy Jenking my bikes
Rolled 636 + 23 (1d1000 + 23)
>>141813
Where did you get those bikes from?
>>141759
Then how do we figure out outcomes?
>>142072
Honestly, I think we come up with them lol
>>141869
Listen, strange men walking in here with....bikes for sale, is a little....off-putting, wouldn't you say, my dear Moorish friend?
Rolled 778 (1d1000)
>>142610
>Moor
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeiiiit mayne, I be an egyshun nshit. I wus a pharaoh. rollin fo' kickin yo white ass
Rolled 660 + 23 (1d1000 + 23)
>>142670
>Rolling for Charisma check
I meant nothing by what I said, I simply inquired as to how you ascertained your, bipedal transports! If I have offended you in any way, I sincerely concede to you and apologize!
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>135941
>>142693
I axeppt yo apology, cracka. Now pay up fo dem bikes. Dem black lives ain´t free, dawg!
Rolled 828 + 23 (1d1000 + 23)
>>142726
...I don't mean to QUESTION your philosophy, but, wouldn't you think that at this point and time...our current living conditions I mean, don't you think that ALL lives matter? Why not instead JOIN us? We could use those bikes instead to help get around much quicker.
>>142745
Yo nigga, you bein rayciss agian? I should put a cap in yo ass fo dissrepecin blakk lives. Put we be homies, rite? so let´s do dis. I´ll join yo gang.
>>142805
Well, I was gonna go out and find as many skill books as possible. I wanted to find some repair manuals both auto and normal, cook-books, uuuuh...textbooks et cetera, but if you know a quicker way...but you also seem like the kinda guy with his own agenda.
Rolled 251 + 23 (1d1000 + 23)
Shit, forgot roll.
Supreme, we're cool...
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>135941
Lets find out
>>142829
>Bump it
Nigga you one dumb crackah. Nobody do tha fist bump no mo'. Git with tha times homie, sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiit.
dice+1d100
Rolled 19 (1d100)
Rollin
>>145582
option field me friend
Rolled 359 (1d1000)
Prepare and sharpen my knives
>>145582
Yo look at dis nigga, he don´t even know how to roll n sheeit
Rolled 100 (1d100)
Rolling
>>145715
Leader of the Freemasons and member of the Rothschild Family
I am living in an undisclosed location and working with my fellow family members and masons to control the world after the collapse and will use are vast wealth of raw materials, weapons, and other valuables to prop up pseudo governments to control the masses.
>>145715
>>145744
(From now on I will refer "we" as my family members and fellow freemasons, as I am there leader I speak for all of them.)
We take control of the island of Iceland and set up a pseudo-government there as a test (If successful we will continue are current means of taking over areas) (If failure we will change our tactics)
Rolled 203 (1d1000)
>>145762
Fuck I forgot to roll, my bad
Rolled 72 (1d100)
hello my fellow citizens
>>145762
Sheeeeeeiiiit mayne help a nigga out? we could really use sumodat green to help black lives, youknowhatImsayin' homes?
Rolled 241 (1d1000)
>>145774
I keep forgetting to roll I promise it wont happen again
Rolled 49 + 74 (1d1000 + 74)
>>145769
I use my money to, obviously, amass more money and improve my standing in society.
as it effectively is a gamble, I lose 5 points for every bad outcome level and gain 5 for every good one
>>145784
well fuck, peasentry here I come
49 worth now...
>>145773
We have heard your distress call, if you swear loyalty to the Freemasons and join our ranks I can surely find a suitable job for you my friend.
Your next dice roll will fit the job I give you friend.
Rolled 570 + 49 (1d1000 + 49)
>>145789
I guess I gotta gamble more... thats how it works
Rolled 765 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>145814
Oy Vey we did it 100% successfully now that we learned how to do it right.
Rolling to wipe out resistance on Bermuda and establish complete freemason control over all Bermuda
Rolled 611 (1d1000)
>>145799
Sheeeeeiit mayne dis better be good
>>145827
Tell me your coordinates friend, what country and area are you located so we can find you the best job closest to you.
>>145834
Yo, I be livin in tha ghetto, downtown Detroit represe'in boi!
Rolled 553 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>145884
As a member of the freemasons it is now your task to establish a further basing of freemasonry in Detroit.
We supply you with weapons, money, and a mercenary army to take control of Detroit.
Roll represents quality of weapons given.
Rolled 843 (1d1000)
>>145956
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit nigga, don´t worryboutit. Me and my homies, we got dis shit, aight?
Rolled 686 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>145969
Good job. We now control Bermuda and Detroit.
Rolling for purge resistance in Detroit and establishing a military base in the near vicinity
Rolled 973 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146015
Rolling for establishing a navy base there as well
Rolled 471 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146023
With our success in establishing a navy base in Detroit we use our navy to survey lake Erie and set up out posts on every major city on the lake
Rolled 262 (1d1000)
>>146038
Ayo white boi, don´t fugget dat mah bois, dey need to get dat green. I´m gunna gibsdem summodem outposts fo´ pimpn'* n sheeit, aight?
Rollan fo´ gettin some dough fo' mah bois
Rolled 849 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146038
We use our outpost in Buffalo to take the city
Rolled 383 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146050
Rolling to supply your "bois" with all the cash and other supplies they need to further the spread of freemasonry and to keep them happy
Rolled 998 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146052
Update: The Freemasons have complete control of Bermuda, Detroit, and lake Erie.
We are currently working on stamping out rebels in Buffalo
Roll for purging resistance in Buffalo
Rolled 689 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146073
Now that we control Buffalo and Detroit we have complete control over lake Erie
Roll for taking over lake Ontario and setting up outposts in major cities
Rolled 840 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146077
Rolling for taking over Kingston
Rolled 700 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146089
Purging Kingston
>>146092
Ayo fa.m, Kingston is de home of my niggas! You can't juss go round like dat, killin niggas like sum sorta white po-leesmayn! Dey were good boi, dey dindu nuffin!
Rolled 870 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146092
Update:
Areas under Freemason control:
Bermuda
Detroit
Buffalo
Kingston
Waterways under our control:
Lake Erie
Lake Ontario
Rolling for take over Saint Lawrence River and establishing outposts in Montreal and Quebec City
>>146098
We do not kill those who join the fellow freemasons, don't worry my friend your niggas are safe and sound, they are being paid well building more ships for us, workers comp, paid vacation and all.
Rolling for take over of Montreal
Rolled 411 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146109
Forgot to roll again heres the roll
Rolled 352 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146112
Consolidate Montreal and send in the army to take complete control and purge resistance
Rolled 669 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146114
Being unsuccessful taking Montreal we supply them with air support and reinforcements to turn the tide of the battle, we set up more bases to prepare for the long haul
>>146116
Finish purging any resistance left Montreal
Rolled 933 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146118
I keep forgetting to fucking roll this is fucking bullshit
>>146126
Purge resistance
(this is becoming routine lmao)
Rolled 708 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146129
forgetting to roll is becoming routine as well wtf is this shit
Rolled 292 (1d1000)
Ayo, we is'nt juss gon stand here while dem whiteys conquer da worrld! We's gunna take back Afrikka, where we wuz kangs n sheit! Roll dat numbah boi
>>146141
Freemasons send Nigga Supreme to Nigeria with his army and supplies to assist him in his takeover of Africa
Don't worry Nigga Supreme the Freemasons aren't just white, we have prominent black members in our group as well. We aim to assist you and our other members in accomplishing their goals.
Rolled 392 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146157
(missed roll)
Rolled 280 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146166
Sorry Supreme your ship sank in the Atlantic
Roll to send rescue ships to save Supreme and his men, also send planes overhead to drop them food rations to survive
Rolled 148 (1d1000)
Sheeeit white boi, I han handle mah self. Rollin for becoming kang of Africa
Rolled 169 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146182
Well apparently people in Africa said "we don't want your ghetto ass"
We disagree and kill the people who trash talked you and continue setting up base
Rolled 633 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146187
Dam nig, we can't get a base in Nigeria apparently, we give up and change tactics and try to take over the Cape of Good Hope
Rolled 963 (1d1000)
Sheeit, since I still own Dee-troit, I can takde over da United Sates, jus like blakk Jaysus intended. rollan fo Maynifest destny
Rolled 6 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146195
Congrats fellow Freemason we now control all of Michigan
Rolling for purging Michigan
>>146198
awhh sheeeeit the purged rise up and overthrow us and we lose all of michigan but Detroit
Rolling for consolidating holdings in south africa
Rolled 143 (1d1000)
>>146198
Michigan? Sheeit, i gon' take errythang from here to washington, like Cory in da house!
Rolled 873 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146201
roll
Rolled 278 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146203
Fine, Washington DC has tons of freemasons at our disposal
Rolling for contact freemasons in dc and take over the city
Rolled 510 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146210
Contact fails and we attempt to contact again, this time sending army and naval support from Bermuda
Rolled 864 (1d1000)
>>146215
Mayn, fuck di sheeit. Rollan fo the rest of da US
Rolled 520 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146215
Update:
Areas under Freemason control:
Bermuda
Detroit
Buffalo
Kingston
Montreal
Quebec City
Washington DC
South Africa
Waterways under our control:
Lake Erie
Lake Ontario
Saint Lawrence River
Cape of Good Hope
Rolling for Set up pseudo capital in DC and calling the government "Reborn States of America" and setting up pseudo african capital in Cape Town south africa with the government called "Reborn African Territories"
Rolled 668 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146240
Consolidating the territory Supreme conquered
and purging rebels
Rolled 845 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146249
The Reborn States of America (Freemason pseudo government) controls the majority of the old USA and Bermuda and great lakes area of canada
The Reborn African Territories control South Africa
Rolling for setting up bases in Ireland
Rolled 296 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146261
The Reborn States of America (Freemason pseudo government) controls the majority of the old USA and Bermuda and great lakes area of canada
The Reborn African Territories control South Africa
Rolling for Purging Ireland of resistance
Rolled 791 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>146264
the fucking irish republican army shows strong resistance to our purges, we nuke ireland and say fuck it
>>146274
"50 posts by this id"
okay time for break now I think I contributed, I'll be back when people start using this thread even though I killed all chances of that happening
Rolled 147 (1d1000)
Ayo, I bee Blakk jaysus now. Rollan fo' culturally enrichin dem rayciss Canaydians
Rolled 983 (1d1000)
>>146308
Mayne, dis b oard be rayciss,keepin tha black mayn down
I demand reparashuns
>>146944
SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIITTTTmayn I´ll axeppt dat
New afrika is tha hardest country in the GAME boi
Check out mah gang´s territory sheeit
Rolled 761 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
Rolling for take over of Denmark
Rolled 84 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147004
Purging denmark of resistance and establishing a naval base in the Baltic
>>147010
Ships sink in the baltic/the danish resist the purge
Rolling for continuing purging and gaining naval dominance
Rolled 102 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147012
Roll*
Rolled 190 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147016
Danish don't like us very much
Rolling for constant aerial and naval bombardment into submission
Rolled 979 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147021
Rolling to fire whoever makes these defective bombs like wtf
Rolled 959 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147024
Well with that settle, kill all danish because they annoyed me, start Zionist campaign for jews to come to denmark
Rolled 88 (1d100)
Rollin
Rolled 202 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147030
I am a fairly well known and notorious Mercenary in Colombia.
Rolling to convert my small gang of thugs into the local authority and assert myself around here.
>>147029
Denmark is now the Second Israel and henceforth will be the capital of "European Jewish Union"
Rolled 138 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147039
It doesn't go well, my crew are Dead and I Barely make it out of the fight alive.
Rolling to Skip Town and hope no one with a Vendetta follows my trail.
Rolled 567 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147048
a fellow freemason finds near dead body in Columbia and we take it to our local lab and attempt to revive him
Rolled 667 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147048
Unfortunately I can't seem to shake These Guys.
Rolling to try and Ambush the guys following me and Finish Them Off.
Rolled 196 (1d1000)
Sheeeeiiit mayne, dem wetback be pushin on our turf. rollin to kick their ases worlstar hiphop style
Rolled 659 (1d1000)
>>147064
Sheeeeiit mayne deez rolls be rayciss
Rolled 308 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147060
The freemason fights back and attempts to subdue the target
Rolled 29 (1d1000)
>>147070
Dat's mo´ like it
WORLDSTAR HIPHOP WADDUP
Rolled 665 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147076
Send in aerial support to subdue target
>>147073
Mayne fuck dis sheeit, dem niggazs just fucked us up
also Miles boss, you be a real niiga, nI repect dat, but you be hustlin on my turf, boi. I be yo homie, so gibsme sommodat Canadian land that you gots, you knowha'imsayin?
>>147082
Attack planes? I didn't realize I pissed someone off with such big guns.
Rolling to break their line of site and Lay Low.
Rolled 395 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147088
Rolled 906 (1d1000)
>>147110
Sheeeeiiit famicom, I 'preciate it. Me and my bois ar goin´to the Caribbean to free our nigga brethren
>>147110
I don't like the word "join", "Associate" would be more...Agreeable.
Offer to work as an independent operator in their services.
>>147120
Noice mayne, time to take over Iceland and Greenland
WE WUZ VIKANGS N SHEEEIIT
Rolled 509 (1d1000)
>>147138
Fo´got roll
Rolled 6 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147130
Nuke all of Columbia because we have no desire for "Associates"
Rolled 590 + 100 (1d1000 + 100)
>>147147
Nuke is a dud and doesnt work, merc gets away
Rolling for European Jewish Union invades germany and starts a second holocaust but with the germans now instead
muh revenge
Rolled 422 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147160
Have a Laugh and a Cold One at some makeshift pub out here in whatever country I'm in now.
Roll to hang around the bar and See What Happens.
I'M COMING IN!
>>147264
fucking fuck. How do I roll again?
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>147270
pls no peasant status.
Rolled 694 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147177
Someone says something about Needing a Hired Gun
I gladly Obliged.
Rolling to see how that goes.
Rolled 436 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147292
Surprisingly well.
I survived, and Better Yet I got paid.
>Buy a motorcycle
Rolling to see what I can find For Sale.
Rolled 574 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147309
Found Perfectly Serviceable bike to ride.
Rolling to find a biker race and compete.
Hey guys, Morty here. What happened exactly? I am OPing the Stellaris thread so I missed out.
Rolled 61 (1d100)
Rolled 483 (1d1000)
>>147931
Sheeeiit mayne, we be kangz n shit now. I´s be taking ovah Mexico, ya dig? Rolllan
Rolled 357 (1d1000)
>>148635
Sheeit, dis dice be rayciss or sumting.
>>147276
I become an extremely racist white supremacist cop.
Rolling to apprehend an armed suspect.
Rolled 19 + 59 (1d1000 + 59)
>>148727
>>148728
I got shot in the knee by a nigger. Will come back in a few hours :c
Rolled 39 (1d1000)
>>148731
Shhheeeeeiiit mayne, you tryin to frame me or ma bois? We be good bois we dindu nuffin we wus goin to cawledge
Rolled 799 + 88 (1d1000 + 88)
>>147315
I did Pretty Well.
Rolling to go back to my Country and buy some more Guns and Thugs.
Rolled 156 + 59 (1d1000 + 59)
Got back into my cruiser. Trying to run over black man with a gun. Rolling.
Rolled 843 + 59 (1d1000 + 59)
>>149363
Got shot in the chest, but my vest and bulletproof windshield saved me. Suspect survived so now I'm reversing into him. Rolling one last time.
>>149369
With my right nipple bruised from the impact of the bullet, I run over the man and about fifteen other minorities.
I get out of the car and pick up his gold Glock-18, putting it under my seat for 'evidence'.
