MIRACLE BOY
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You are miracle boy the hero of everything!
You are the greatest savior of man kind.
Today your grandma has quest. Do you take a quest?
>>135799
No
>>135799
No. Swap clothes with her instead
>>135808
>>135810
You don't take the quest. You never get enough exp to fight the final boss. You never go on a grand adventure to go save the world. You never collect loot to improve the stats in your otherwise lacking life. You never learn the true value of doing the right thing and ultimately never become a TRUE hero.
Instead you get on 4chan and shitpost until you die. The end.
>>135813
Be grandma
>>135813
Be grandma and take your own quest instead of being useless and helpless. Carry the skull of your grandboy on our journey
"You are bad grandma u let ur son be kill by SHITPOSTERS."
>>135947
Eat that berating asshole, because he best learn how to come correct if he's gonna try and step and play us on some bullshit. Steal his clothes and skull too. Add his skull with our grandboy's and keep it moving
>>135947
Literally eat him entirely because he's a shitposter gloating about how he shitposted our baby's baby boy
>>135982
>>135989
five minutes into eating him he gives you this look.
>>136000
Eat him anyway since he's whining like a little bitch about it and can't live with his consequences. Put your fingers in his sockets like a bowling ball and carry him around like our new purse while we wear his sweet robes.
>>136000
Take his skull already, and also steal his farming equipment so we can tend to our crops.
>>136015
O shit the robes are wool the most cursed of all fabrics because of how itchy the squiggly lines are.
>>136025
You're ready to reap what you've sown.
>>136053
Put our grandbaby's skull into our shitposter purse, and go do our quest, but not before doing our chores, because we have laundry to do, such as getting our new sexy grandma robes cleaned, and using our new scythe to go cut wheat for tonight's dinner since we have family coming over, Miracleboy's parents since they let him stay with us for the weekend.
>>136082
You put your stuff away and take a task of what chores you need to do before you do your laundry and gather wheat. You must defeat the dust bunnies and do some snarl detangling.
Your VITAL is ok.
Your TRAUMA is ok.
You do not need to drink your prune juice right now.
>>138672
KILL BUNNIES
>>138672
Explore our house to gather our bearings with a layout of the insides and the surrounding area, as well as potentially useful equipment onhand and nearby. ETA for when family arrives too.
You enter into the living room. Your old age isn't helping you, because you can't seem to recall the layout of your house aside from a few minor details. Something is lurking at the top of your home and you can't quite recall what it is.
You hear a thump, and a nearby vase gets knocked over.
>>140127
Grandma gets horny and wants to join in sexual Congress with whatever is in the Attic.
>>140141
You think about that for a minute, but remember that you need to acquire the golden hipbone replacement before you can do that.
But suddenly, a pack of dust bunnies attacks!
>>140169
Brandish our Miracle Boy Bowling Ball and put all those years of bowling to good use!
You bowl a strike and gib one of the dust bunnies, slaying it instantly. The other one dodged, and is lunging towards your throat! What do you do? IS THIS THE END OF GRAM GRAMS???
>>140525
Suplex that motherfucker. Give em granny spankins, 1960s style with a thick ass switch. No, he won't be slain, but he shall be tamed.
