Pizzaquest
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You're the daughter of Emilio, a thriving pizza parlor owner. Today, business in the shop is especially slow - most customers've bought no more than one or two slices.
You find yourself sighing in resignment, assuming the natural pose of "screw it, nobody's here."
You're alone in the pizza parlor. What do?
>roll a d10 and write in. the faster the response, the better. the first response is really important, promise.
you decide to call your cuck boyfriend and ask him to come in and eat your ass
Rolled 1 (1d10)
Look for a shotgun
Rolled 1 (1d10)
I decide that I'm a bit frisky, and I look for a rolling pin to pleasure myself with.
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>12809
Masturbate
>>12809
Masturbate in an ever so covert manner, in case a customer comes. (Cums)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>12809
Find a knife
>>12851
>>12829
>>12854
You're gonna do it. I mean, it's your father's shop, right? It's not like anybody's cumm- er, coming in anytime soon, right? There's no reason not to!
>>12826
You grab the nearest rolling pin, still flour-y. Regret's there, but...
Immediately, you hear a ring from the bell on the door. You stop your sinful actions and pull up your pants. Someone's coming in.
What do?
>>12877
Do the obligatory roll eyes, "Hi, welcome to Emilio's Pizzaria, how may I help you today." Whilst fapping under the counter.
>>12877
>"Hi, welcome to Emilio's Pizzaria, how may I help you today."
>>12877
I make eye contact, and drop my pants again
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>12877
Serve customer while still seated. They must not know!
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>12877
> "Hi, welcome to Emilio's Pizzaria, how may I help you today."
>>12928
>>12899
Dammit, there's not enough time. Your pants are already up. Too much of a hassle to get them back down again.
>>12984
Your libido beckens, but it's quelled by your common sense. That much flour in you probably wasn't a good idea, anyway.
>>13001
>>12903
You smile and say, "Hi! Welcome to Emilio's Pizze-"
In front of you lies a Biscupid. You've only ever seen them on the news. They aren't supposed to be... here..? Most have humans to do their shopping for them. It sounds like he's trying to order?
There's a rolling pin to your left and a knife to your right. You're way below passable in Cupidian, but you could give it a try. Alternatively, you could [write in]. What do?
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>13071
Try sign language or just have the Biscupid point to the ingredients that he wants. That or google translate.
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>13071
Google translate.
Nervous orgasm
>>13071
Try to make him point at his ingredients. Whilst slyly sliding your hand in your pants to fap.
>>13084
>>13110
Google translate it is!
Oh.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>13196
Go wash your hands, then come back and see if he's still there.
Rolled 8 (1d10)
*it's a hologram*
>>13292
"There's no way that can be a real one - gotta be a hologram." You put your hand up to it and feel an oddly tingly sensation go through it - it almost feels like you're putting your hand in lukewarm water.
Oh, damn! It is a hologram. Thank god for that - if it was a real Biscupid, you'd have bigger problems than washing your hands.
>>13213
Speaking of which, you wash your hands with lots and lots of soap. Your hands smell like bathroom now.
The hologram's still there, staring you in the face. You feel uncomfortable pleasuring yourself in here.
What do?
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>13071
Offer biscupid the rolling pin covered in vaginal fluids and flour as an offer of peace
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>13429
Masturbate in the kitchen
>>13429
Start masturbating with the rolling pin more intensely.
>>13429
[Spoiler]OP here, gotta go. Will be back later.[/Spoiler]
