President Quest
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The year is 2019. The country is America. You are a famous figure about to announce that you're running for president.
First orders of business:
What is your name? What is your political affiliation? Who else is running in this race?
Drumpfilstiltskin
enviro-Facsists
Bill Clinton, a FTM HIllary Clinton
Actually, let's switch this up a little and make it a little more interactive:
We are now opening the race to the first five replies. If you would like to join give yourself a trip and a name. You will be all fighting for the race to the top and everyone else will be potential voters that you must win over. Let's begin.
Candidates:
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>>11067
John Cena
Democrat
>>11114
M. Mondrian
Bull Moose Party
Martin Shkreli
Republican
>>11114
Carter Briggs, Veteran dirty COP for Prsident.
CAN'T RIG THE BRIGGS
>>12021
And is in the Republican Party.
>>11114
>name
Anonymous
>What is your political affiliation
4chan party
>Who else is running in this race?
We are legion, thus we're all president.
never forgive, never forget.
>>11067
Poseurking
Trumpservitives
Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Bob Saget
>>12436
Well, there's a fuckton of problems America. And I mean A FUCKTON. But problem numero uno is of course. Not all the voters, both the ladies.And I'm great with the ladies. And guys out there, ain't gettin' sex! Tragic ain't it. Neva' feelin' a partners soft skin as you pound their ass in. Or a dick and vagoo to suck on. Well, no more America. I, Carter Briggs will make the Cherry declaration. Everyone gets one Cherry to pop, or any one you want to fuck... ANYONES. And It's gonna be the most patriotic fuck of your LIFE. A fuck for YOU, IS A FUCK FOR AMERICA!
Also we got'a adress another problem. AMMENDMENT 14. There should be slaves laboring, but not just any slaves. Prisoners. People who sit on their ass all day and don't even help you kind folk. Great people, like you. We're gonna TAKE THOSE PRISONERS, AND MAKE THE CHAIN GANG AGAIN!
Well, we got more to talk about folks. And you know what it'll be. THAT'S RIGHT. Leaving NATO. Why do we gotta be in this de facto regime. Instead of carin' for you. The American people.
Finally.we must make something legal that's never been thought us. Stop the Women vote, well, except for the smart ones. They're job is to COOK, AND CLEAN. Not VOTE.
>>12436
>Major:
Volunteer a nationalistic ideology with regards to industry and trade. Strengthen our manufacturing base, impose high tariffs on imported non-luxury goods, worker's comp, et al.
>Minor:
—Deregulate the central banking system, the Federal Reserve, and break up monopolies
—Deregulate federal education standards, fund state-side public education, and enforce in-state education laws for citizens only
—Reduce military spending and allocate funds to state-sponsored scientific firms
>>12535
You have my vote!!!
WOOOOOO
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>12062
>>12436
>Major
Anonymity: it's our belief that choosing to forgo one's identity is protected under the first amendment, and that the internet is an extension of the press thus may not be abridged in any way.
Minor:
>legion
on renouncing one's identity, one must assume a collective identity, those not part of the collective identity are hereby called "trip-fags" or "name-fags".
>never forget
The statute of limitations shall be repealed; We do not forget.
>never forgive
All federal crimes are now capital crimes; We do not forgive.
>Name
Mike Rotch
>Political Affiliation
Despot
>Opponents
A very frustrated and very feminist Hillary Clinton
An almost dead but still socialist Bernie Sanders
Richard Nixon reincarnated
Goku
John Kasich
>>11114
mc nutsack
anarchocommunist
donald trump's severed head
