You are in front of a computer. You want to use it to gain the fame and recogniton that real life has failed to send your way.
Who are you?
Are you a guy or a gal?
What do you look like?
How old are you?
Most importantly: how will you start your quest to gain fame?
Can we be thekemonomimi?
>>105712
...err... I guess?
...Gonna need more than that.
>Who are you?
Ray Pinglolis
>Are you a guy or a gal?
Guy
>What do you look like?
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>How old are you?
45
>>105686
Some weaboo name
Girl
Catgirl
20
>>105686
>Tommy Solomon
>Guy
>Imagine The Rock, but with a bit more tattoos
>22
Obviously, we'll start through YouTube. That's where the money comes from, right? Plus, we have good looks.
>>105868
We'll start through YouTube, beginning with Comedy Sketches.
Gonna be in shower for next ten min or so, wont be able te respond until i get out.
>>105686
Person A. McNormal
Male
Pic related
25
I will become internet famous by getting really good at Leauge of Legends and making youtube videos about Leauge
>>105870
sure,why not
>>105868
Go to anime conventions being as kowaii as I can, scream like a little girl and hug people I don't know, when anyone is taking a picture run into it.
Also make youtube videos bedroom doing the dances for Japanese girl groups.
>>105876
You download lol and open it up. You play through the tutorial and film yourself doing it.
You gained +1 videos and lol skill.
Stats:
1 lol skill
1 youtube video
0 subs
0 likes
0 views
Nice! You bet that the views and subs and stuff will be flooding in soon! What now? Ceep makeing lol videos or something else?
>>105922
Expand a bit.
Perhaps we could do, say, Comedy sketches? Maybe one of those bloody superhero videos with the tags in the titles?
>>105938
You make a video of you running around in a cape and staring at things, cracking cheesey one-liners.
Afterwards, you add in some special effects so that at the parts where your staring at things so it looks like your shooting lasers out of your eyes and blowig stuff up.
It looks so horrable.
You upload it.
Someone left a comment on your lol video! It says:
Wht a fukin noob. Go bak to mincaft scruB
You have gained +1 videos, dislikes, views, and comments.
Stats:
1 lol skill
2 youtube videos
0 subs
0 likes
1 dislike
1 views
>>105922
post a few lets plays, then after about 2 weeks make a video rant about how the game sucks now and the meta is ruined because my favorite character was nerfed. Start playing Dota2 instead.
>>105958
Do a video on The Stanley Parable. Maybe that's what people want: Discussions on what makes a story.
>>105960
Ugg, the META IS FUCKING RUINED ARHG.
You deside to play DOTA instead.
Over the last two weeks you have gained +5 lol skill +14 videos +2 subs +6 likes +20 dislikes +51 views.
You have gotten many comments.
Some highlights:
wow yur vids so coool madn lolololjk LOL no but yeah
This is the worst thing I have ever seen.
Dude calm down, I mean, that char was way OP
dude. The meta is way better now.
IS THIS MY GRANDSONS CHANNEL
click herde yo git FREEE PORNO yes vERRY MUCH SEXY WOOMAN just give credit card numpder. BIG TITS.
Stats:
6 lol skill
16 youtube videos
2 subs
6 likes
21 dislikes
52 views
You are running low on money, due to your lack of a job. It turns out that ad revenue is actually pretty pitifull, so untill you get more subs it seems you need a new way to get your hads on some money.
>>105989
Ask parents for more money. Also start playing CS:GO and Hearthstone. You need fallbacks in case you suck at Dota2
>>105989
Do a dance video on a popular anime song. After all, that's what the cool kids are about nowadays, right?
>>105987
Click the link, this seems like it will go somwhere
>click herde yo git FREEE PORNO yes vERRY MUCH SEXY WOOMAN just give credit card numpder. BIG TITS.
As for money just ask the government if no luck there make a big fuss about how it's because you are other-kin and the government discriminates get the news involved
Goatse. Your fame has just begun. Better yet, put a picture of you in goatse pose where your face normally goes and play minecraft or some such.
>>105996
One night, while your in need of some fap fuel, you remember that link...
You click it.
About twenty pop ups open, five files start downloading...
Long story short, your computer is fried.
Fuck.
You call the geverment, and things escalate quite a bit, to the point that YOU WIND UP ON THE NEWS GIVING AN INTERVEIW.
The first thing they ask you is: what exactly is an otherkin?
How do you respond?
>>106015
Kill the interviewer on live television and make terrorist threats, become internet famous. GG.
>>106015
A special brand of Pumpkin.
>>106021
"A special brand of Pumpkin."
The interviewer looks confused.
"Uh, okay. Lets just... move on-.
The next question is: what inspired you to take a stand against the goverment?
>>106027
Instead of answering, use this time to do a shameless plug for your youtube channel
>>106032
"Hamg on a sec, just want to let everyone know that I have a youtube channel called bulb_abulba__hax_xorl0rd THEDARKXOXO_100%$lo,l, please subscribe!"
The interveiwer is looking kind of peeved.
What now?
>>106027
"You see, we live in such an amazing age. We can access any information at the tips of our fingers, deny the laws of physics, have so much freedom... But we otherkin still are discriminated, just because we belive in something different. Imagine living in a world, where everyday, run-of-the-mill people get discriminated just because of other people saying 'You should not be like X, as X are lying, thieving scumbags'. That's why I stood up. Because, while we are different, we don't deserve such hate."
And then burst out fake crying.
>>106040
Say that it was just a prank, bro.
>>106040
make Japanese meowing noises.
Burst in tears and tell them about how you have no money
>>106040
Make up your sob story from something you heard on one of those TV talent shows.
>>106041
>>106046
"Meow see, we live in such an nyanazing age. We can nyaccess any informeowtion at the tips of our paws, denyan the laws of physics, have so meowuch freedom... But we otherkin still are discrimeownated, just because we belive in something different. Imaginyan living in a world, where everyday, run-of-the-meowl people get discriminyanted just because of other people saying 'You should not be like X, as X are lying, thieving scumbags'. That's why I stood up. Because, meowl we are different, we don't deserve such hate."
"But, I thought otherkins are a type of pumpkin?"
How do you respond?
>>106057
Otherkin-- OH. I thought you meant the type of pumpkin. Nah, it means a person who believes he was born in the wrong species.
>>106060
"Oh, I... I see! Quite interesting... what species do you think you were ment to be?"
>>106064
An alpaca
>>106064
I'm a Catgirl can't you see by my ears?
>>106064
Oh, a Demisexual half-blood full-life Pakeha.
>>106057
It's slang
>>106067
>>106069
"An alpaca catgirl hybrid!" You state proudly.
"Right..."
The interveiw goes on for a while.
You get back home, buy a new computer with the money the goverment gave you, and check your youtube account:
6 lol skill
16 videos
553 subs
701 likes
2640 dislikes
5101 views
Thats it??? Ugh. Oh well, your a fair bit closer to fame now (I mean, you were on tv!) But its still going to be a bit before you reach a really satifying number like one million.
Ok guys I need to sleep now, feel free to keep posting but it may be a few hours before I can respond.
>>106077
Reminder that our name is Person A. McNormal
>>105868
>>106079
Reminder that our name is Bulbasur-kun Pingololis
We look something like this
>>106077
Annnnnd- i'm back.
What do you do?
>>108228
Start making FIFA pack openings.
>>108228
Make a cosplay video.
>>108228
Post a video talking about our column pattern fetish
>>108228
Find your way onto "the black internet" and hire a computer hacker to put you on the trending list for youtube.
Also go on every music video and post the title of the song, those comments always get loads of likes for some reason.
>>108274
Second.
>>108228
make a makeshift bomb and do a terrorist attack
>this will surely get us famous on the internet
