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An Actual Risk Thread that Doesn't Die in Five Minutes


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Alright, since it seems like every OP disappears in fives minutes, I'm going to try and run my own game.

>Start location
>Color
>Name

>Rolls for gets are the same as on the image except for
>All dubs give 16
>All trips give 24
>69 and 404 give a nuke
>34 doesn't give anything

War is decided by 1d100. If you win, you get at least 1 territory from the enemy and for every 10 you beat the enemy by after the first ten, you get an extra territory.

Finally, you can cross from Norway to Iceland, Scotland to Iceland, and Norway to Scotland. You can cross from Sicily to Tunis, Tunis to Sardinia, and Sardinia to Sicily. There is crossing from Corsica to France.
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>>103623
Russia
Blue
Neo Russian Empire
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>>103623
>Serbia
>The United Slavic Republic (TUSR)
>Red
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>>103623
First American Empire
Red
Germany
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Mennonite States.

Green.

Poland.
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>>103648
Fuck. Green?
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>>103648
Get a new color, Trump.
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>>103651
FUCK. Teal
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>>103623

Byzantine Empire
Violet
Constantinople
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Sup Pike!

It's me Morocco/Liberia/Alternate Colony OP.
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>>103623
Italy
Orange
Second Roman Empire
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Come on, OP
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>>103693
Calm down, faggot, it's my first time.

Also, welcome to shitty map edition where the map doesn't want to fill bit of a space I give you. Everyone should have three territories here at the beginning.

ROLL, FAGGOTS!
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>>103703

Move towards coast.
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>>103703
We must get to the end of our peninsula. Go South.
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>>103703
Expand northwards to take back St Peter's burg and Livonia.
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>>103703
Keep fillin up mainland italy
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Rolled 87335 (1d100000)

>>103703
>France
>Green
>The Third French Empire

Rolling to take over the rest of France.
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>>103703

Move west to fill up that Greece, OP. The ERE isn't going to build itself.
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>>103707
>>103713
>>103715
>>103721
>>103727
>>103728


>Early Mennonite and Russian gains lead some reporters to worry that war may break out in the future over the Baltic states
>Serbs do the same thing they do in every game and slowly try to take Serbian clay
>Romans slowly retaking Italy
>Silly frogs appear in France and think they get a roll when they just now formed
>Byzantines get off to an excellent start reconquering Byzantine clay
>German Americans are strangely quiet
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Rolled 808 (1d10000)

>>103760
TO THE RHINE, TO THE RHINE, TO THE FRENCH RHINE
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>>103760
We must expand South again. We can't let Byzantines take Slavic land.
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>>103763
Could you please use a name that I can easily recognize? It might get confusing during a war. Also, stop rolling 1d1000, we're not using that.
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>>103760
Sorry man, eating. Roll down
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>>103777
Heh. Nice
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>>103760
Go South to restore Russia's European borders
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>>103775
Is this okay?
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>>103777
BLYAT.
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>>103788
Be right back. Just keep going South. If Byzantine is in way. Just expand to coast. Don't attack me
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>>103760
Continue filling Italy
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>>103763
>>103772
>>103777
>>103786
>>103801

>Frenchies get a shitty start to what looks like an invasion of Germany.
>Slavs continue to be ineffective in trying to take Slavic land
>Americans finally wake up and begin quickly uniting German lands
>Russians move south instead of continuing to the Baltics, perhaps deterred by the Mennonite presence
>Romans legions just can't get on a roll today
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>>103760

Move along western coast.
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>>103815
Keep going on to the Rhine.
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>>103815
Was that really 24 territories? Expand west
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>>103817
You're getting added to the next mupdate.
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>>103760

>missed second mupdate

Ah well.

Take Greek coast, spill into Turkey.
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>>103817
>>103815

Double points?
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>>103815
Continue filling up Italy
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>>103815
Keep on going South.
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>>103821
It isn't, because a 7 is worth 9 territories, reminder that trips matter shit in this risk.
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>>103821
HOLY SHIT, SORRY!
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>>103834
Oh thank god lol
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Domain of Neo-Nazi
Pink
Sri Lanka
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>>103820
>>103821
You two, with FRance's roll, you two are going to meet at the Rhine and he has territory to place still. If France decides to attack, I want you two to roll 1d100 like it says in the opening post.
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>>103841
Whoops Sri Lanka not in this
>Changing to Portugal
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>>103843
Nope, use my extra rolls to secure the border with the Roman Empire in the South, Trump is my bro.
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>>103857
Ayyy
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>>103827
>>103815
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>>103815
Expand Slavs South
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>>103886
so close
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>>103886
>2 off.
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>Frenchies and Germans are nice with each other, what a world we live in.
>Flaming Nazis have appeared in Portugal. Why gay brown skins would be Nazis, no one knows.
>Mennonites are fucking monsters
>Romans are still getting dealt shit
>Russians keep on their slow and sad march
>Byzantines march into the very confusing Greek homeland
>SERBS DON'T GET SHIT IN GREECE!

SHOULD BE UPDATED!
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>>103896
Expand south
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As always, the Serbs fuck everything up.
>>103899
DDDDDDDUUUUUUBBBBBBSSSSSS
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>>103896
Continue into Italy
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>>103896
Invade Italy and Switzerland, stop on the borders of the First French Empire, if we have extra then secure the northern Rhine(Belgium and Southern Netherlands).

>>103892
>>103886
CHEEKY BREEKY
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>>103896
Cyka Blyat. I will not let Byzanshit KEBAB take Greece. I declare WAR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umEDct4BoGc
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>>103896

Get to Denmark.
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>>103896
Let's hope we'll get a good roll. Continue expanding Southward.
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>>103908
I'll try, but no promises on it looking great. ; - ;
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>>103908
>First French
Watch it Pal
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>>103909
>Korobeiniki
>Not the Sacred War
>Not Smelo Voy V Poydem
>Not Katyusha
>Not V Put
>Not There March the Soldiers

Your taste in Soviet music is disgusting m8

>>103915
We tried to be nice, but that doesn't mean we're not willing to die to preserve the ideals of the revolution.
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>>103920
Hey I agree pal.
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>>103908
ONCE I'M THROUGH REMOVING THE BYZANTINE KEBAB. YOU'RE NEXT FRENCHIE KEKS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKazTrhXmI
>>103920
(I was deciding to put katyusha. But it's lyrics don't match what I was gonna do)
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>>103896

We now move west ward into Turkey.

>>103909

YOU WERE MY COMRADE, IVAN. I LOVED YOU.
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>>103909
Roll 1d100 and get better taste in music, Serb. I'll roll for Byzantium if he doesn't show up here in a minute.
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>>103931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqdxBh4ZUeM

COME FOR IT IVAN
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>>103908
OY VEY LEAVE ITALY ALONE YOU DIRTY FROG
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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>103937
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>>103933
Roll 1d100 unless you want to expand into Turkey and lose territory in Greece.
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>>103931
Kalinka makes even less sense m8, at least in Katyusha it is the girl mourning for her love, who is a soldier that is marching to war, Kalinka is literally a love song.

>>103945
VIVE LA REVOLUTION!

OFF WITH THE HEAD OF DESPOTS!
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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>103950
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>>103896
joining in as kurdistan.
I claim iraq.
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>>103953
Fuck you Napoleon, you smelly Corsican Cunt
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>>103948
>That shitty of a roll
>Yet you feel you deserve to post Putin
>>103945
Oi, Romans, get a name that I can recognize easily during war.
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>>103960
>>103948
....... You Easterners really are incompetent.......
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>>103960
lol holy shit
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>>103948
>>103960

I highly suggest you all convert to my pacifist theocracy.
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>>103964
Fine, Dick
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>>103953
(The Soldier being mourned for implies that I'll fucking die. We still cool m9. You're honorary Slav for wars and shit.)
>>103960
HAHA
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>>103962
Color, faggot, color!
>>103965
This is the truth of the matter.
>>103967
So is this.
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>>103973
WE WILL BRAVELY GO INTO BATTLE

Secure Northern Italy for the Revolution.
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>>103973
Yellow.
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>>103973
SOUTH, my Serfs.
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>103973
REMOVE BYZANTINE KEBAB. MAMA TUSR SHALL WIN THIS WAR AGAINST THE KEBAB.
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>>103973
Oh, and Serbs got 1 Greek province because they beat Byzantium by 16.
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>>103973

Complete Denmark and work on Poland with extra.
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>>103973
Roll up to Mennanite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFaEsP3fzw4
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>>103986
Feels like Bagration all over again!
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>>103979
Get ready, Romans are probably coming.
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>>103973

Byzantine is suffering.

Just defend and if possible overtake the Slav.
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>>103994
Let them know the French fear no man!
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Expand East
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>>104000
checkem
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>>103973
Continue into North Italy, and if I meet the French frogs, fuck their shit up, Senpai

I've never rolled before, this is my first Risk thread on quests, so hopefully I know what I'm doing

1d100
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>104008
WE SHALL BRAVELY GO TO BATTLE FOR THE NAPOLEONIC REGIME
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>>104008
Fuck, let me try again

(1d100)
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>>104008
Put it in the options as dice+1d100
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>>104013
Merde! Napoleon slipped on a baguette and died!
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God fucking dammit, there is some sort of curse with this fucking position. Guys, I have to go because of a family emergency so if someone else would kindly take over OP duties, please do so.
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>104016
God damn it, can someone tell me how to roll?
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>>104025
Take care op
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>>104025
>>104023
>>104013
SAVED
A
V
E
D
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>>103911
Comrade Slav. We must create the Warsaw Pact once more. For Kebabs and Nazi's seek to end our Slavic supremacy. Comrades must unite. Or die alone.
>>104025
Cyka Blyat.
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>>104025
What the fuck. This is sp00ky
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>>104030
Sorry, forgot to delete the sentence
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>103996

Forgot roll of course.

>>104025

Well darn.
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So who's taking over?
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Knowing the curse of OP, I don't know how long I can host but lets hope it'll last.

War in Europe! Emperor Trump's forces head over the Mennonite borders. Will he build a wall around the peaceful theocracy or fire them all to hell and back? The Neo-Russian Empire expands its borders southward to meet their Slavic brethren, engaged in heated battle with the Byzantine Empire. Meanwhile, the Roman Empire is at odds with Napoleon's 3rd Empire, both seeking to be the ruler of the west. As these matters go on, a new force rises from the east.

Roll.
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>104154
Attack the Menonite. Also godspeed OP
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>>104154
Mind if I join in?
>Siberia
>The Yeti Confederacy
>Whatever's left
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>>104170
You might take over an abandoned nation
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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>104154
REMOVE. KEBAB.
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>>104154
Finally, head towards Crimea.

>>104179
Alliance accepted, fellow Slav.
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Take over rest of Portugal
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>104179
>>104154

Rolling to defend from Slavs.
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>>104179
>>104195
KEBAB
REMOVED
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>>104195
REMOVED.
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>104154
Expand towards Belgium.

Defend from any Roman attack into our territory, but don't go into theirs.
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>>104154
>War Bastards
>Scotland
>black
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>104229
Head south.
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>>104229
If black will cause problems I'll use a very dark grey.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>104160

Our religion forbids violence.

Instead, we will kindly resist you and convert you to our religion.

You can still be independent, but you must never declare war against anyone, and only fight in self-defense for the purpose of survival and conversion.
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>>104258
>>104160
Holy shit, stumped by proto-Hippies.
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>>104258
What the fuck? If you really won't fight, I will just look somewhere else
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>>104262

To late.

Welcome to the theocracy of borscht bitch.
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Work on expanding in Poland.
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

Triump in the East! The United Slav Republic begins to head eastward as hope wanes for the Byzantines. Their northern brethren in Russia finally reach Crimea with no problems. Emperor Trump delcares war on the Mennonites, engaging first! But the peaceful Mennonites defend themselves at the last second, turning the tide! The French resolve to take Belgium, holding off on the Roman armies for now. More nations appear on the map, as Scotland's very own War Bastards take Britain by storm. The devilishly gay Neo-Nazis finally claim Portugal. Alberto Barbosa would be proud. The Yetis emerge from hiding, looking down at Europe watching the chaos unfold with scrutiny.

Byzantine Empire rolls to defend itself!
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>>104264
Fine then. We will invade your country, rape your women, Kill your leaders, burn your texts and destroy your places of worship.
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>104279
Invade the hippies
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>>104279

More Poland please.

>>104281

What part of you being a Mennonite state now did you not understand?
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>>104279
Expand west, to colder lands
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>>104279
Continue gobbling up the island.
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>104281
Continue to remove the Kebabic Menace from Europe.
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>>104279
Invade Belgium and the Netherlands.
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>>104279
Expand South West into the Balkans.
>>
>>104287

Ya, no.

We beat you.

You're hymn singers now.

End of story.
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>>104289
Because you won one dice roll doesn't mean you completely turned my country
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>>104296
I would like to suggest a truce, at least until the larger empires are weakened.
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>104309

20 v 84.

I dick stomped you.

Fine though.

Anyone want to help me?
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>>104312
I don't think we're at war, but if we are then your offer is most welcome.
>>
Move East
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>>104320

Now sit down and eat your cabbage rolls.
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>>104320

>69

Congratulations "peaceful" Mennonites. You get a Nuke.
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>>104321
Sorry, wrong word, I meant an agreement not to fight eachother.
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>>104320
>Hippies being a major nuclear power
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>>104338
I am okay with that.
>>
>>104334
What the fuck is this
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>>104355

What am I to do? He got a 69 roll.
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>>104358
Yeah of a war roll not a movement roll
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>>104334
>>104342
>>104358

And I will use it now.

Terms and Conditions:

>>104258
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>>104368

I see that I've made a grave mistake then. The Mennonites then does not get a WMD.

>>104371

Sorry, Mennonites. You will have to stay in your humble homes and not be a nuclear power. However, should you actually become one by any means I'll use the coordinates you've marked.
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>>104368

If anyone other than you says something, fine.

However, 69 is regarded in most quests as a (pun) Trump card.
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>>104381

Is my roll at least seen as a critical?

That's how it is in most games.
>>
>>104371
Hopey ship!

The War Bastards don't believe in this high explosives shit. It's for nutless human offal. Still, nice shot.
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>>103623
Looks like you kept to what you said you were going to do. Mind if you keep that trip every time you make a RISK thread? It's good to know who and who won't be a dedicated GM. If you make another game and I see it, I'll join it.
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>>104389
>>104381
Never mind
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>>104398

If OP doesn't recognize my critical, want to help me with Trump?
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>>104355
Trump, my greatest ally, could you please surrender your possessions west of the Rhine to the French Empire? they're not many anyway, and you know we're your greatest ally and would never attack you.
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>>104404
fug
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>>104404
How many are there?
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>>104413
They're the ones colored yellow.
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>>104413
Don't just let him have them
Make him nuke the hippies
>>
>>104426
I suppose that is fine if you stay on your side of the river
>>
>>104436
Of course I will!
>>
>>104426
Also nuke the hippies if you have one
>>
>>104440
You ser, are a tactical genius.
>>
>>104404
>>104381
OP do I have a nuke?
>>
>>104453

Since your GET is a 404, you do get a Nuke.
>>
>>104447
?
>>
>>104453
>>103623
>69 and 404 give a nuke
>>
>>104465
Not going to explain, it would ruin your genius plan.
>>
>>104467
>>104463
I know, but since I wasn't rolling for anything it may have not been accepted.
>>
>>104469
kek
>>
>>104469
I can wait until you get one and you can still get the land
>>
>>104469
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
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>>104479
Nuke them to shit Leon.
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>Malta
>Silver
>Peoples Republic of Only One
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

Invade Spain
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

So many things are happening in Europe. I can't even explain them right now. My mupdates will be less descriptive as we go on.

Also, I think we can keep going on for an hour or two more.
>>
>>104504
Into Finland
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>>104504
>>104489
Put me in coach
>>
>>104504
I ain't done gobblin' some Britain yet!
>>
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>>104504
Take over the pink colored area.

Also, look at this>>104469

And this>>104426
>>104436

I have 2 nukes now and Trump gave up territories to me.
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>>104504
Further South-west to finally meet up with the Slavs.

Am I a threat yet guys?
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>104504
I can go on for about an hour
Continue attacking
>>
>>>/pol/73550602
We have another risk thread here.
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>>104514
Here give me one and you can have the other
>>
>>104514
The hell is wrong with those yellow fags in the middle east?
>>
>>104547
Kurds will be Kurds
>>
>>104541
Don't think it is necessary, looks like the Mennonites player left.
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>104533

I only wanted peace.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

Keep invading spain
>>
>>104557
>>104504
Stop the attacks. I wish to no longer wage war. The hippies may keep their land.
>>
>>104554
>>104557
It is time for irradiated hippies
>>
>>104514
Anything open?
>>
>>104568

W-w-why?
>>
>>104576
The yellow player is gone
>>
>>104576
You could claim Spain, I would make you my little satellite state and help you defeat the Portuguese Fascists.
>>
>>104576
Kurdistan appears to have gone idle, OP, you decision.
>>
>>104595
>>104588
>>104581
>>104504
OP?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>104514
If I can take over Kurdistan, rename it CSIL (Christian State of Iraq and the Levant)
Fill Iraq
>>
I'm coming back as kurdistan, going straight for iraq.
>>
>>104606

I'm not dead. Just filling in colors.
>>
>>104617
Fuck you. You were waiting for someone to try to take over.
>>
>>104628
Coincidence.
>>
>>104628

I could squeeze you in Israel.

Also, I'm stopping any newcoming players after this.

>>104508

I've got you in.
>>
>>104628
Where's second rome?
>>
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>104655
Sure, put me in Israel. Any color.

If I can roll this turn, fill Israel
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

Fill Northern Iraq and Syria.>>104655
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>>104504
End Kebab. Slavs will win.
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Like a flower in spring, Kurdistan blooms in the middle east. Trump finally lets the Mennonites alone. France gets two nukes and continues its northern conquest. Nazis plunge deeper into Spain. Yetis continue their snowbound journey into Finland. Congratulations, Slavs and Russians. With much work and combined endeavor, Byzantium has fallen. PROO and CSoIatL emerge.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

Keep invading Spain
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>>104736
Expand into Scandinavia
>>
>>104736
Should I finish britain, I'm taking Ireland.
>>
>>104736
Fill in Finland
Continue west if I have any leftover
>>
>>104736
Take the rest of Eastern Turkey.
>>
>>104736

Work on Poland.

Also, Trump, can we work out some border-gore here?
>>
>>104769

* name
>>
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>>104769

>69

its time
>>
>>104769
Another nuke in play, lads
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>104736
Fill Israel, Lebanon, Syria

>>104656
Jerusalem
>>
>>104769
Let me have the rest of that little Peninsula and give me a little room to go into eastern Europe
>>
>>104736
Head to Baltics.
>>
OP, you should use dice roll instead of post number for determining the number of T's.
The board is too slow, so it's easy to get whatever number you want with your post number.
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>104736
I forgot to roll.
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>>104736
We shall now face our heads to the vastness of the North. But first, we must get the small Island below us. If we have any rolls left over, We shall go for a landgrab North.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>104800
Forgot rolls
>>
>>104736
take the rest of the territory I signaled.
>>
>>104794
That would require d1000s, not sure if want.
>>
>>104836
>>104811
Also, 25 figure jump right here, not as big a problem as you think it is.
>>
>>104811
If you will assist in taking the nazis, and I keep spain, britain, and ireland, you can have all else north of the Mediterranean.
>>
>>104785

Very well.
>>
>>104857
I will not take any other territory in Europe.
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>>104785
Keep out of the cold lands and I'll give you a gateway to the east.
>>
rip overseer OP
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>>104857
I want to get Catalonia then.
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The Slavs head north, prosperous off the alliance between Russia and themselves after the war. Meanwhile, the Mennonites somehow get nukes as the FAE expands into the Swedish Caliphate, peacefully ceding land to each other. The French finally take the land they want and then some. The Yetis continue forward march into the Finnish lands. The Christian State and Iraq expand their power and influence in the middle east. The War Bastards take Britain. Now only Ireland stands in their way. PROO is still PROO.
>>
>>104885
See>>104869
Fill in Finland and go WEST
>>
>>104883
Certainly.
>>
>>104885

Also, the Nazis keep taking Spain.
>>
>>104885
Take over the Rhineland, then rush to the Pyrenees.
>>
>>104885
Fill Israel, Lebanon, Cyprus
>>
>>104885

East.
>>
>>104885
I roll for the rest of syria and Iraq.
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

Move South in North Africa
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>104869
How. I will hold my position.
>>104885
Attack France
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>104885
Split my efforts betwixt Ireland and a path along western France into the nazis.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>104885
>>
>>104885
Go for the areas near and on Romania, but stay clear off Poland.
>>
>>104901
I ask you to Nuke France as one last Favor
>>
>>104900
Spill to Jordan, North Africa

>>104904
Hello, Kurdistan. Would you like an alliance of our Middle Eastern peoples?
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>104885
Go West to the Coast. If anything is left over from filling the gap. March against the Northern snow.
>>
>>104909
Look at the red dots on my southernmost provinces
It's your clay if I get Snowland.
>>
>>104924
Ok. I accept..
>>
>>104921
I will act like this never happened.
>>
I'm still filling up this map but this will be the last mupdate for the night. If I am not kill be tomorrow by 7:00pm, we will continue. If I am kill by that time, someone will take over.

>>104898

Roll to defend yourself, Napoleon. >>104909
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>104909
Defend ourselves.

if we are not successful in holding the Rhine then use one of our nukes to obliterate Trump.
>>
>>104948
And have me squeezed up between two powers? What would you have me do, Emperor?
>>
>>104921

As much as I want to, you're currently winning.

It'd be best for me to save it for a better time.
>>
>>104961
Expand in Scandinavia?

It doesn't matter now, sooner or later you will be crushed like a bug.
>>
>>104965
Fine. Use it as a last resort, even though I am about to be Nuked
>>
>>104961
Take my backdoor faggot
You are squeezed inbetween two nuclear powers that you've aggressed against
You can't win
>>
>>104969
ANOTHER NUKE

CAN ANYBODY ACTUALLY DEFEAT NAPOLEON?
>>
>>104969
ayyyy another nuke
>>
>>104976
How many nukes do you have now?
>>
>>104990
I have 3, but I am going to use one to obliterate that bastard Trump.
>>
>>104970

You are?
>>
>>104993
By Napoleon. I do not know how much damage it does though
>>
>>104999
>>104993
That's what you get for invading me, fucking asshole.

Also, nice trips, shame they don't give nukes.
>>
>>104999
checkem
>>
>>105001
I had to go to bed soon anyway
>>
>>104885
By the way, that's an awful, disgusting map.
>>
>>105003
Doesn't count, it wasn't an invasion roll.
>>
>>105014
Didn't say it did Fag
>>
>>105008

Got to make do with what we have.
>>
>>104869
>69
>>104969
>69
>>104769
>69
>>105001
>>104993
How many nukes in play now? 5?
We could stump him here and now
>>
>>105019
Go fuck yourself too buddy
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>>105019
>Mfw pretty much the USSR.
>Tfw literally no Nukes.
>>
>>105018
Yeah. There just aren't enough maps out there.

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B-cC53FfB5rpZXdDdnNfQjV5SXM&usp=drive_web
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A WIP.
>>
I've got the map ready, before we go on, do any of the nuclear armed states want to destroy an area or hold off your attack. If so, please mark your coordinates.

>>105025
>>105030

Cool. We'll change up the maps when they're complete. And thank you Kurd.
>>
>>105036
How long will that take
>>
>>105036
I'll join in on an effort to dump all our nukes on FAE. Conserve otherwise
>>
>>105043

Depends if and when Kurd finishes them up after this Mupdate,
>>
>>105036
In the middle of Trump's nation, I don't care where as long as it only destroys his territory.
>>
>>105036
Does it destroy a certain amount of tiles?
>>
>>105059

I'll say it takes out 7 tiles.
>>
>>105054
I'll join in on France's effort
Remove Trump from the North
>>
>>105077
You have to get near me
>>
>>105077
Based dubs.
>>
I say don't leave tiles unconquerable.
>>
>>105088
It's a nuke buddy
I can launch it
>>
>>105096
You can launch but you can take any land yet. Unless that is what you meant
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With the threat of the Nazis in Spain, the War Bastards and the French head south. The French try to take the Rhinelands, but Trump slaps their hand like a parent and a disobedient child, and lurches into french lands to attack. In retaliation, France and the YC launch the first nuclear strikes in the game. In the east, the Mennonites, Slavs, Russians, Christian and Kurdish countries expand with relative peace. What else will the future hold?

This is the last mupdate for tonight. Thanks for playing guys, and if things bode well I'll see you all tomorrow after 7:00pm EST.
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>>105112
Mk. G'night.
For tomorrow night, here's my simple order. REMOVE. ROME
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>105112
Attack France
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>>105126
Meh, just kidding Rome. I'll be expanding South into Turkish Kebab
>>
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>105112
Attack Trump
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>>105128
Glad that didn't count
>>
>>105112
Expand into Norway and Sweden
Give France our greatest ally our southernmost province
>>
>>105112
Push further west.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>105112
See>>104916
>>
>>105154
Well, shit.
>>
Connery, would you mind cutting off the nazi retreat?
>>
>>105112
Advance into North Africa, after taking Cyprus.
>>
>>105224
>>105241
Nevermimd, CSIaL got it.
>>
>>105112
>mfw I come back to see the game paused with Frenchies and German-Americans starting a nuclear war with each other

Fucking knew it would happen eventually.

Also, again, sorry for having to bail and for the shitty map.
>>
>>107670
Your the only OP that I didn't assume was kill today.
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>>107687
Da.
>>
>>100000
>>
>>107717
That wentire largely unnoticed in its own thread. Wow.
>>
These ducking names!
>>
>>107670
Its more of Napoleon getting good rolls and me invading while my lands are flooded with radiation.
>>
>>107670
>>105030
Is kurd done with the map yet? Game begins in less than an hour.
>>
>>108115

If he doesn't show, then we'll have to continue with the cruddy map.
>>
>>108189
Its not terrible. I mean atleast Op doesn't leave us
>>
>>108211

I'm almost okay with starting over even.
>>
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>>108189
Well. It'd be fine. It's the anal rape of Emperor Trump that counts.
>>
>>108225
Other than nukes, I have been doing pretty good
>>
>>108243
Comrade Trump. Do you have Gmail. I want to have Slav council with you in private
>>
>>108262
piggyissleepy @ gmail.com
>>
>>105025
Reminder: GET A DECENT MAP FROM THE ARCHIVE
Or ask me, because I have many maps that aren't in the archive.
>>
I'm here.
>>
>>108299

Do you want to make a roll before we continue?
>>
>>108189
I'm here,
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>10832
I'll roll, Heading for the rest of Turkey.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>108326
Are we rolling? Attack france
>>
>>108339
GOD IS A KURD
>>
>>108356

No not yet, just preparing the post actually. I just wanted to make sure Kurdistan got his roll in before we go on tonight.
>>
>>108326

Roll for what? Movement?

>>108339

Please don't hurt us Ottomans...
>>
>>108362
Damn. It was a good roll too
>>
>>108366
Bad luck.
>>
>>108375
That sums up this entire map for me
>>
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>108326
Here's my roll. REMOVE THE MENNONITE KEBAB FOR TRYING TO PURGE DONALD "Fuck a Slav, kill a Kebab" TRUMP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK2lNuiD7gM
>>
>>108389
Luckily I don't think it counted
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

Fill in the rest of Spain
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Chaos in Western Europe! As Trump and the First American Empire try to recover from two nuclear strikes, Napoleon successfully begins its invasion. As a sign of alliance, the Yetis have ceded their southernmost territory to the French, hoping to aid in their ongoing war. In mutual agreement, the Christian State and Kurdistan continue expanding their borders in the Middle East. But what awaits the Kurds are the Slavs, seeking to build their Republic in Asia. Irish resistance slowly grinds to a halt, as the War Bastards get ready to pounce on the Neo-Nazis. The Mennonites and the Neo-Russian Empire expand and peacefully prosper in the post-war years.

>>108389

A bit early, but I'll take it for this round.
>>
>>108418

Finish the east.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>108418
I'll just roll to invade this round.
>>
>>108418
Expand Further into Norway
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>108418
I will push France out
>>
>>108418
Fill North Africa
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>>108431
This is the cola I deserve for this roll.
>>
>>108428

* name
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>108418
I'll Keep rolling until all of unclaimed turkey is gone.
>>
>>108433
Use the spill to bridge the gap between me and Russia
>>
>>108418
So did the rolls last night matter then?
>>
>>108459

Indeed they did.
>>
>>108418
Split between Ireland and Nazis
Nepoleon you may have to seed land for me to reach the Nazis
>>
>>108474
Napoleon is ded
>>
>>108477
No, he was hear just an hour ago.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>108418
>>108436
Destroy Trump's evil Empire.
>>
>>108491

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>
>>108491
Fuck me
>>
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>>108503
Time to get slammed Mennonite Kebab.
>>
>>108504
I am doing that right now.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>108474
Rolling
>>
>>108506

I am not here to make enemies.

You do remember I have a conversion-nuke, right?
>>
>>108418
I can join in
Sauron
Dark Red
Iceland
>>
>>108532
What are you rolling for?
>>
>>108536

I haven't made an attack roll yet. However:

>>108428
>>
>>108534

Sorry Sauron, I don't have anymore room for new players. However, should Rome or PRoO not respond soon, you can take over their countries.
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>>108544
Ok Thanks
>>
So what do you guys play to?
What's end-game?
>>
>>108556
Until OP eventually leaves
>>
>>108566
Or it comes to an agreement
>>
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War continues to rage in Europe. The French and American Empires vie for control of the west. Can Trump turn the tide against the cheese-eating surrender monkeys(whom have nukes)? In a stunning move, the Slavic Republic declares war on the Mennonites. One side armed with vodka bottles and sick slavic dance, and the other wearing the armor of God, it is hard to say who will be victor. North, the Yetis finally reach Trump's expeditionary forces in Scandinavia and the Neo-Russian Empire in the east. In the race against the Nazis, the War Bastards finally reach Spain and deliver the first blow! Kurdistan and The Christian State of the Levant continue their expansions westward.
>>
This is going very slowly. OP, have you considered increasing the t's gained with each roll?
>>
>>108581
I am guessing I attack both? So two d100s?
>>
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>108581
Remove Trump
>>
>>108581

I don't have paint available for drawing my target, but I doing it:

I'm dropping the Christ-bomb on the Russians.

Rules:

>>104258

Roll out: OPERATION- ACT OF GOD.
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>108581
Once again, Ireland first, then Nazis
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>108591
Defend.
>>
>>108593
Fuck! Let's just say this guy^^^^^^^is king-general of the WarBastards
>>
>>108588

Since you are fighting two nations, yes.

>>108582

I wish I could be faster coloring countries. Hopefully I can do this in fifteen minutes or less this mupdate.
>>
>>108581
Attack France
>>
>>108595

I guess your spray-tan can be best described as the color of "water loo".
>>
>>108581
Fill the space to the south of Kurdistan up to the Persian Gulf. Spill to North Africa
>>
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>108603
Roll
>>108604
Also he only gets one territory
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>108581
I roll for the rest of Turkey.
>>
>>108617
Hahahaha! You fell down!
>>
>>108617

OP, does this cause some kind of "civil war" event in his country or something?
>>
>>108620
MFW I'm doing worse than bernie after April 26.
>>
>>108621
That could be cool
>>
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>>108581
MARCH COMRADES! MARCH THE MARCH OF YOUR COMRADES. FOR WAR HAS COME! WE HAVE PREPARED FOR LONG. AND MUST AID IN THE SECUREMENT OF A FUTURE FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS. URAH! URAH!
>>
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>108581
Since Rome is not responding i will take Over for him.Roll to attack PROO and expand into Africa.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>108581
Why the fuck did I lose land OP? I rolled higher than Trump!
>>108436
>>108491
He rolled 25, I rolled 85, I should have taken six of his territories, yet instead I lost land! what is this travesty?

Keep Attacking
>>
>>108631
Join us on our mission to stump
>>
>>108592

So, what are the rules for nuke use?
>>
>>108621

I'd say if you rolled a natural 1, then very bad things will happen. Good thing you were only one digit off.

>>108631

And so, the eye of Sauron sits on top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

>>108633

I will rectify this mistake next mupdate.
>>
>>108642
Give me a break man
>>
>>108642
Did he just take PROO completely?
>>
>>108639
I'd help y'all kill Trump, but we's t' far awei
>>
>>108645

I'm trying, Trump, but the Dice Gods won't let me.
>>
>>108581
Sorry I'm late guys.

Continue going west into Hungary.
>>
>>108639
I will just conquer Africa for now. Also>>108642
Kek
>>
>>108647
Jew
>>
>>108660
You'reabout 5 minutes too late, sauron took your place.
>>
>>108666
Nice digits
>>
>>108667
Nah, wer hillbilly Scotsmen.
>>
>>108670
Sauron took Italy, not Russia.
>>
>>108670
I took Rome's place not Russia's
>>
>>108670
Ahhh, alright. That's fine. I'll spectate then.
>>
>>108681
No, you still have a place. You're still Russia.
>>
>>108676
>>108677
>>108681
nvm then, slight confusion.
>>
>>108681
No lad you are still in the game.
>>
>>108677
>>108681
Sorry, thoughtyou said roman, not Russian, you'rein.
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>108630
>>
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>>108729
What's with Slavs and shit rolls.
>>
>>108734
God hates us
>>
>>108734
RNGsus has decided Trump must fall
Repent Sergei, and join our holy mission to stump
>>
>>108688
Plz hurry with Dat map kurd.
>>
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The map is starting to get crowded as Trump's American Empire begins to crumble around him. In other news, the Wrath of God has fallen on the Russian Empire.

Get rollin' boys.
>>
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>>108749
>tfw you CAN stump the Trump
>>
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>108767
REMOVE
>>
>>108767
Fill North Africa
>>
Declare war on War Bastards
>Invade War Bastards territory
>To the Northeast
>>
>>108767
Mfw I can funnily focus all my power on murderboning Nazis
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>108767
Attack France
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>108767
ATAKU!
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>108767
CHARGE. FOR WE'RE ON THE PRECIPICE OF WAR. THIS IS NO LONGER A WAR FOR RESOURCE. IT IS A WAR AGAINST THE KEBAB WHO TRY TO REMOVE HONORARY SLAVS.
>>
How many nukes does Mennonite has again?
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>>108777
>777
>trips don't count for anything
Fuck
Too bad it doesn't get me anything special
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>108767
I'm going for the Caucasus. Focus on Armenia and Georgia.
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>108767
Keep filling Africa
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>108779
Forgot to roll
>>
>>108781
WHAT THE FUCK
>>108782
Oh wait lol
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>108780
rOlLiN pUn MoThErFuCkInG InTeNdEd
>>
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>>108787
I'll stay out of your way Comrade. You're known to remove ISIS Kebab. So you're good on my book.
>>
>>108773
>>108792
>>
>>108784

He just used his only one.

>>108788

>dubs 88
>gets 88

What is this sorcery?
>>
>>108788
Sauron Comrade. Do you have Gmail.
>>
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>>108808
It is the Might of Sauron
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>108807
Defend
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>108767
Attacking Mennonites
>>
>>108820
Not bad
>>
>>108794
>>108790
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit.
>>
>>108812
No i do not have Gmail
>>
>>108794
>>108790
>Neo Nazis claim enough territory to go all the way up to Scotland
kek
>>
I have no clue what's going on, but go whoever's winning!
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>108822

Forgiving, and converting.
>>
>>108767

Go south.
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>108783

My love for you knows no bounds.
>>
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The United Slav Republic and the Neo-Russian Empire invade the Mennonites! But the faithful Mennonites try to teach the word of God. Meanwhile, Trump successfully staves off the Third French Empire, but loses ground in Scandinavia and the European mainland to the Yetis. Could the Trump finally be stumped? God smiles on the Christian State and the Levant, bringing his light to the people of North Africa. Sauron commands his armies to invade Tunisia and abroad. The Kurds head northward, staying away from the conflict in the west. Elsewhere, the Neo-Nazis slash through the War Bastards in Spain and France.

Lots of fighting between nations happened this mupdate. Please notify me of any mistakes.
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>108906
Attack France
>>
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>108906
THE SLAVS MUST WORK TOGETHER TO REMOVE THE MENNONITE MENACE! CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
>>
>>108906
Land Grab in the far east
Gotta get that clay
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>108906
Continue expansion in Caucasia
>>
>>108906

Peacefully expand south.
>>
>>108908
Would Emperor Trump like to team up against the French?
>>
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>>108928
That would be wonderful my Aryan Brother
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>108916

Please change your ways. Loving each other is so much fun.
>>
Any chance I could get some land in Kazakhstan? I have no clue what to do, but I bet I could improvise.

East Korea
Teal
Kazakhstan
>>
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>108906
Nazi murder boner
>>
>>108788
I extend the hand of friendship to you, Sauron. Tell us of your people, your religion and your culture. We are interested to see how the creativity of our Divine Creator has manifested itself.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>Declare War on France
>Invade France
>>
>>108948
Fuck lol
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>108906
Expand and continue attacking Mennonites
>>
>>108939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcSWpVKKMcs

>>108948

This is the outcome of war. Failure and orphaned children.
>>
>>108948
Lmao, next time
>>
>>108952

Just love God, okay?
>>
>>108948
Don't Fret
Frog can roll 7
>>
>>108942
Don't think they'll be penciling anyone in this game.
>>
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>108952
>>108964
>>
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>>108939
>>108916

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9gUUFz6Ps
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>108946
I accept your alliance and we have no culture or religion and there aren't people just slaves. Roll to Attack Nazis
>>
>>108976
Noooooo
>>
>>108906
Expand peacefully in Africa
>>
>>108974
>>108972
Make peace with each other.
>>
>>108986
>>108906
I don't know if I can spill, but if I can, spill to Crete, I guess
>>
>>108991
Only if he stops fighting Trump. Then I'll bug off.
>>
>>108974

Will you NOW halt before your mortal distractions and join my religion of love and peace? You will remain independent.
>>
>>109006
Stop fighting trump. Ivan will stop if you stop.
>>
>>109001

I have not once attacked Trump.

(the dubs strongly suggest you kneel before God now)
>>
>>108976
Hmm, okay. Slavery is allowed in my religion, so I have no problem with you owning slaves. May we both gather more slaves!
>>
>>109014
YEah but you openly support the enemy
>>
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>108906
Fight against Trump's Fascists
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>108948
Fight against the actual Fascists.
>>
>>108976
Sup, wanna align wit' tha War Basards?
>>
>>109035
damn
>>
>>109035
top keklron
>>
>>109035
Wow. Do they nuke themselves?
>>
>>109035

Bad times ahead, french manlet.
>>
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>>109035
>>
You did it, Napoleon!
>>
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>>109015
I think might have lied about the Religion part. My "People" worship me as a God also cheers to more slaves.
>>
>>109035
Welp, time to switch to the winning team.
Trump, Nazis, welcome to the murderboner trifecta.
>>
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>>109035
>>
>>109035
Let's go
>>
>>109052
Yay. I think...
>>
>>109046
Can I change my attack to the french?
>>
>>109035
GOD FUCKING DAMNMIT YOU RETARDED RNGESUS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>108976
Roll to defend?
>>
What are the teams now?
>>
>>109035
Wow i might actually have pity on you
>>
>>109060
If you actually do that I will nuke the shit out of you m8.
>>
We need OP back to give us another map thing
>>
Rolled 2 (1d48)

Rolling to see how bad this goes for Napoleon and his empire.
>>
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>>109075
AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>
>>109075
hahhahaha
>>
>>109060
WHAT A HERO
>>109075
Damn...
>>
>>109075
I would have keked if it was a 1
>>
>>109075
>2
Is that good or bad
>>
Is that a good or bad sign for Napoleon?
>>
>>109084
For who?
>>
>>109084
Literal worst case scenario
>>
>>109075
Top Kek
>>
>>109075
>How bad it will go
>Low roll
Wouldn't that mean that whatever happened isn't actually that bad?
>>
>>109084
Fucking terrible for The Cheese Manlet
>>
dice+1d100
Is Napoleon Fucked?
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>109099
>Inb4 below 10
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

I'm an idiot. Now is he fucked?
>>
>>109099
Put your dice in the options
>>
>>109104
We spectator rolling now?
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

I dunno, let's roll to find out.
>>
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ITS ANUDDA WATERLOO! France tries to develop more Nuclear weapons, but their facilities were destroyed by secret agents of the FAE's elite Trumpstaffel, causing chaos in the country. Meanwhile, the War Bastards and the Nazis seize the opportunity and claim their stake in the chaos. The Menonnite conversion goes somewhat well, despite attacks from the Slavs and the Russians take land. The Kurds keep going north, as the yetis go south, vying for land in the east. The CS and Sauron go to war against the Neo-Nazis. Also, the Christians get the Balearic Islands as part of a spill.

Also, a friendly PSA on how I do defense/attacks.

If defense wins, the territories stay relatively the same. If attacks win, rules apply to >>103623
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>109136
Attack France
Also RIP France.
>WE
>WUZ
>KINGS
>>
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>109136
Halt the invasion of the Mennonites.

Invade the Frenchie cucks who stayed true to their stereotype.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>109136
It's time to bail frenchie out
REMOVE
TRUMP
>>
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>Keep conquering French lands to the east
>>
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>109136
Keep Attacking the Nazis
>>
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>109136
FORWARD, TOWARDS BERLIN, LET THE SACRIFICE OF OUR COMRADES TO NOT HAVE BEEN IN VAIN

>>109150
Nuke the Alps so the Slavs can't get through,
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>109160
Rolling for Defense
>>
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>108906
It's been some time, maybe you should fix some nuked territory.
>>109136
My last roll didn't count(34). I'll roll though, take more land in Caucasus.
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>109157
Defend from the Nazis.
>>
>>109169
NUKE
U
K
E
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>109151
Defend
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>109136
No mercy for the Mennonites. Attack at once and expand.
>>
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>109136
Beeline through France for Mediterranean
Nazis, could you make room for me plz?
>>
>>109167
Wait you can roll two times
>>
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>109181
Defending.

Nuke London.
>>
Go Trump!
>>
>>109181
I'll try
>>
>>109191
<3
>>
>>109187
One for attack
One for Defense
>>
>>109161
>>109173
Please fix your names to represent your nation.
>>
>>109192
>>109136
You hear that OP?
>>
>>109190
>>109173
>>109161
HON HON HON
>>
>>109169

Congratulations, you have a nuke.

Also, sorry friend. I'll give you the appropriate territories in the next mupdate.

>>109203

I've got it.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>109136
Declare war on the Nazis, try to take Portgal
>>
>>109212
OP, I nuked the Alps so the Slav wouldn't have a border on me, so he couldn't attack me, got that?
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>109223
Roll for Defense
>>
>>109190
>>109192
Er, on second thought, give me the western edge,let me squeeze in through the south.
Also, London isnt our capital moron.
>>
>>109212
Since I'm a pacifist, I'll give my nuke to >>109223
We've been allies for a long time.
>>
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>109236
Last Roll to Defend against Neo-Nazis
>>
>>109230

I'll work on it.

>>109239

Noted.
>>
>>109239
Thank you, my dear friend. I know your people have long yearned for a nation that encompasses all the Kurds, so if there are some territories you want in Syria or Iraq, you have only to ask and they will be yours.
>>
>>109237
You're fucking retarded, I nuked London so you couldn't get to France through the Channel.
>>
>>109237
See earlier where I promised France europe, I still don't want anything but spain, Britain, and Ireland that is north of the medditeranean.
>>
>>109250
I already have land in france.
>>
>>109263
That dark sploch on your northern shore, yeah, that's us.
>>
>>109263
But if I kick you out you couldn't come back.

But I guess complex strategy is just beyond your simple mind, that's why you attack everything you see without having any second thoughts.
>>
Can someone please specify what the alliances are and who's fighting?
>>
>>109274
>>109272
Damn. Are you gonna take that?
>>
>>109274
Mad shade.
>>
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In the wake of recent events, Napoleon has decided to launch the last of their nuclear missiles. They have succeeded in almost all defense from enemy countries, except for those against the Americans. Trump's military campaign in the west bodes well for him, but the menace of the abominable snowmen from Scandinavia begin to enclose his empire. The Kurds go north into Caucasus, and freely give their Christian State allies a nuke, a gift that may aid them in the fight against the Nazis. The Neo-Nazis themselves have been fighting off enemies on all fronts. London has fallen in the War Bastard's home of Bongland. It stays relatively the same however, just with glowing irradiated chavs and slags.

Two more mupdates before I shut down for the night(or unless someone would like to take over).
>>
Just got back. Has anyone rolled to attack me this round?

Also, why did it say in the update that the Russians gained land? Peace clearly won.
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>109342
Attack the shitstains to the north
>>
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>Must go on a campaign to the South of Spain
>Invade who ever is close
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>109342
No nukes now fucker. Taking France. Filling in a bit of that white so I can be sure to take them.
>>
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>109342
REMOVE TRUMP
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>109342
Recover Calais from the traitorous Scots, if we have Spills then use them to recover the Rhine.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>109342
Attack the Nazis in Spain and Portugal
>>
>>109360
Damn...
>>
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>109342
Fill that portion to the west.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>109356
>>109342
Defend our nation.
>>
>>109360
rip rngesus
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>109342
Keep advancing in caucasia.
>>
>>109342
Also Did I lose land to France OP? I won the last battle...
>>
>>109356
>>109360
>>109368
Fucker, that first one was a mutual attacking eachother, that's all that counts.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>109355
Do I defend here?
>>
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>109342

Attempt to colonize the New World.
>>
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>109342
Attack the Nazis
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>109364
Roll for Defense
>>
>>109382

Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>109354
Roll to defend
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>109386
Defense
>>
>>109398
fug son
>>
>>109358
>>109386
m8
>>
>>109398
Damn
>>
>>109358
>>109386
Why did you do this?
>>
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>>109377

Sorry about that, Trump.

Here's what your land is in Europe as of this moment. Disregard current map.
>>
>>109386
>>109358

Sorry, friend. No re-rolls in 4chan RISK.
>>
>>109419
Mah Nigga
>>
>>109413
Roll was too low
>>
>>109447
it was 16
>>
>>109454
But you can't reroll
>>
>>109458
Ok it was 16 that is my original roll
>>
>>109389
>>109382

>colonize New World

do you mean fill up some whitespaces in Europe?
>>
>>109378
>>109482
OP, what's your ruling?
>>
>>109482

If it's too far out of the rules, sure.

I meant what I said literally though. There's too much war going on over here.
>>
>>109499
>>109495

Who are your allies?
>>
>>109495

The attacks/defends cancel out each other. Napoleon doesn't lose any territories, but you fill up some neutral space in France.
>>
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>109506
OK rolling defence then.
>>
>>109514
Fug man
>>
>>109519
Fug what, I made that defence. The frenchies only rolled 8 to attack
>>
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>109342
Take a small bit of land from Sauron to Napoleon to assist in the war effort. This is not an invasion Mordorians. I simply need a route to fight from. If roll is left over, go for Napoleon, King of the Cucks.
>>
>>109505

Whomever accepts Christianity and its clearly stated rules against aggression as law.
>>
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The wars in Europe continue on.
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>109546
Continue the attack on Yeti
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>109546
attack the Scots.
>>
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>>109546

One more mupdate guys. Make it count!

meanwhile in the new world...
>>
>>109546

Colonize Iceland (and maybe find Atlantic Canada)
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>109546
>Clear the pigs outta Spain and Portugal
>>
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>109546
Attack Nazis in North Africa
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>109555
Also, defend from any attack.
>>
>>109561
>>109557

Nevermind, who cares about Iceland...
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>109569
Defense
>>
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>109546
Retake Land From Nazis. RNGesus don't fail me now
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>109546
REMOVE TRUMP
>>
>>109569
Nuke.
>>109570
I think you have you have to defend each time
>>
>>109575
Lmao
>>
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>109546
I'm going to continue my landgrab in caucasia.
>>
>>109546
What happened to my last move? >>109367
It's not filled.
>>
>>109584
Damn.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>109563
Defend
>>
>>109584
Well fuck.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>109550
defend
>>109580
>>
>>109582
Thank you my brother
>>
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>109546
Phych! I was a double fake traitor. Attacking the nazis where they are closest to france
>>
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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>109546
REMOVE BLACK SAURON. It is necessary to battle these days. Or you are called Cuck.
>>
>>109584

HELLLOOO civil war/zombie apocalypse/something equally bad.
>>
>>109582
>>109569
Fuck yeah, two nukes now!
>>
>>109596
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKIIIIIIIIII BREEEEEEEEEEEEEKIIIII IV DAAAAAMKEEEE
>>
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>109585
>>109585
Fill the portion anyways if it didn't count. If it did, then move east, toward Siberia.
>>
Rolled 29 (1d48)

>>109584

Poor soul. May RNGesus have mercy on you.
>>
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>109596
GOD DAMN IT IVAN WHY. Roll to Defend
>>
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>>109613
Comrade. It is not actual war. I just need small bit of land to Napols.
>>
>>109596
No hard feelings Leon? It was a nessisary evil, now you can focus on Trump.
>>
>>109611

Good luck fighting giant man-eating rocs Kurdistan.
>>
>>109611
29? What does that mean?
>>
>>109592
Is that roll your defense? And if it isn't then you win the defense and keepland
>>
>>109620
You could have just asked me to give you a small piece of land
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>109611
I'm rolling in defense.
>>
>>109624

A virus starts in your country that's like a zombie virus, but instead turns people into giant carnivorous birds.
>>
>>109627
First was attack
Second was defense
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>109637
So let me defend
>>
>>109634
Nice knowing you
>>
>>109634
RIP
>>
>>109634
Requiescat in pace, dear friend
>>
>>109634
>>109636

I for one, welcome our new winged sky terrors.
>>
I'm not dead until Basileus kills me. It could be a minor revolt, you know.
>>
>>109622
>>109588
Please forgive my secrecy Leon.
>>
>>109644
fug
>>
>>109665
Actually, I would be the one that would like to apologize, I nuked the shit out of you.
>>
>>109671
You were frightened and Malinformed it's only natural.
>>
>>109671
Perhaps if I could inform you in the future?
>>
>>109681
Do you have google hangouts?
>>
>>109585
>>109608

It'll be fixed. Wars make map tend to complicate map-fillings
>>
So what's gonna go down after the next mupdate?
>>
>>109671
At least the toxic cespool is, more uninhabitable.
>>
Do I have to put my nukes in my sig?
>>
I've never been in a war. I have good (mennonite)karma.
>>
>>109687

On a scale of 1 to giant hawk virus, how screwed are the Kurds?
>>
>>109704

It would be helpful.
>>
>>109704
No, bit your free to let everyone in Europe know exactly how many nuke you have that way if you want.
>>
>>109706

Great to hear man!

Want to seal the deal and officially rename yourself as Mennonite Kurdistan?
>>
>>109714
I have 2 nukes.
>>
>>109719
I'm not mennonite. I'm peaceful.
>>
>>109731

Ain't no difference buddy.

You'll just develop a craving for pierogis.
>>
>>109631
Ok. Sorry about that.
>>
>>109741
Holy shot, I already have the perogis thing!
Must
Not
Become
Pacifist.
>>
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>>109741
>Pierogis
>>
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>>109750
Its Ok Comrade Ivan
>>
>>109758

Come on. Just change your name to show your allegiance to the faith.

I know you want some summa borscht.

(Mennonite food = best food)
>>
>>109782
I will never fall for your culinary sorcery, witch!
>>
>>109793
Clearly I've already fallen for France' culinary sorcery.
>>
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Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>109793

This kielke says otherwise:
>>
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>>109811
These château potatoes say otherwise.
>>
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The Slavs are trying all they can do to reach the blighted lands of France as Napoleon tries to stitch together his empire BY TAKING THE FIGHT TO BONGLAND. The Mennonites Trump and the Yeti Confederacy bump heads, but to no avail or success of victory on either side. The Neo-Nazis are being attacked by the Christians and the forces of Sauron AND the War Bastards. On the bright side, they've been successful at beating the Sauron-Christian forces in the south(though Sauron has regained some land). In other news, CS got two nukes.

In the east while conquering the northern reaches of eastern Russia, a Kurdistanian convoy runs over a traveling Gypsy. The Gypsy curses Kurdistan, but is mocked and ignored. Soon, top secret experiments in Turkey go array as a chemical factory accident turns people into Rocs. But not only are they Rocs, but they are also Gypsies. Gypsy Rocs. They fly and have created their own nation that wishes to destroy Kurdistan.

Place your rolls.

Thanks for playing tonight and being patient. Tomorrow should be the final game we play. 7pm tomorrow, the finale begins.
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>109854
Attack the Nazis in North Africa
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>>109854
But who will be Rocs
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Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>109854
FUCK THOSE ASSHOLES
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>109854
Continue to attack North
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>>109854
Chewing on those Nazis, cutting them off from France

Behold, the dirt engine!
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>>109866
>100
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>>109866

To this day, it is said the Kurds are still screaming.
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>>109866
What assholes will you be fucking milord.
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>>109854

Focus on colonial expansion.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>109854
Invade FAE
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Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>109854
Keep Attacking the Nazis
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>>109854
Destroy the crocs with my 100 roll.
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Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>109854
AID THE 100 ROLL AGAINST ROC KEBAB. URAH! URAH! URAH!
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>109888
Defend
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Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>109873
roll to defend
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>>109854
Head down the Caucasus.
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>109877
Rollign
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>>109904
Oh yeah, one more thing. Do it from the borders of the Kurds to cut them off.
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>>109898
I'm getting 24 provinces from my roll, so I don't see the pont. I'm fine with you fighting the rocs, but only if you return the land.
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>>109901
Good Luck tomorrow. The final Battle
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>>109892

Technically it's too late, as you stated you wanted to copulate with them. Still a positive critical though.
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>>109963
It's been a wild ride
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>109854
Attack Trump
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>109980
Defend
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Very Good Game
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>>110118
It's not done
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>>110123
I know there is tomorrow which is the final game.
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Rolled 17 (1d100)

Keep invading north Africa
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>110366
Defend against this
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>>110420
Heck ya
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>>109898
>that picture
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I can't make it tonight. Someone can take over for me.
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>>111055
Forget this. Change of plans.
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>>111055

Same.

OP, can you play me as I've been played this whole time.

Just keep making defense and colony rolls until I get back.
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>>112669
Well it is the last night
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

And we're back for one last night.

Thanks to divine miracle, the Gypsy Rocs have been swiftly defeated and Kurdistan restored as an even greater state. However, due to breeding with the Rocs, the Kurdistanian population is now roughly 1/3rd Roc, and some parts Rocgirl. Because of this they now have a +1 to any territory gains(does not apply to dice rolls). The French attack Trump with no result of triumph, but their allies in the north, the Yeti Confederacy, invade the First American Empire in western Germany. With supplies cut off from the mainland of the United States, can Trump survive the furry fury of the Yeti? Fighting a war on three fronts, the Domain of Neo-Nazi shrinks to the forces of CSotMEaNA, War Bastards, and Sauron. As the Slavs turned their attention to the Roc menace, they have received some part of Turkey. Their eastern allies, the Neo-Russian Empire, blocks off the Kurds from further expansion.

Lets go.

>>112669

Rolling for general Mennonite defense.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>113079
Liberate frenchies
REMOVE TRUMP
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Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>113098
Defend
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>>113079

>forgetting the image

oh boy
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>>113107

>forgetting the actual image with slavic gains
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>113107
OP I think he only got like 2 territories from his attack.
Also attack Yeti
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>113107
Keep taking Nazi land
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>>113119

Focus on New World colony.

(this is the last move I myself will make in a while)
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>113124
Defend
>>113119
>>113107
I don't want to do the math but it looks like I got a little more territory than I rolled for. Unless it's being amped up for armageddon.
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>>113149
Thanks for being a bro about it, but fuck you for invading and getting good rolls
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>>112683

> implying my divine help wouldn't be able to swoop in at the right time
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>>113181
>Implying you would help me even though I spared you
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Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>113119
Annex CSIaL.
We shall become an Empire.
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>>113193

You were warmongering.

Need I say more?
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>113119
Attack Nazis in Spain
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>>113224
So what was it called when I called off my Storm Troopers on the eve of a major victory? You don't owe me but maybe your barbaric religion has some truth behind it.
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>>109887
>>113143

Meanwhile...in the New World.

>>113124
>>113149

You did get trips for the attack and succeeded against Trumps defense roll. >>109888 You should have gotten 25 Ts, but I could have miscalculated on my part.
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>>113262
I didn't realize post number was factored into war gains. It's probably accurate then
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>113200
Defend
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>>113262
I thought It was only the dice roll
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I'm back.>>113119
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>>113200
You're fucking done, pal. I will nuke the everloving fuck out of you.
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>>113200
Return the land you took from the rocs.
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>>113295

When it comes to succeeding attacks, they gain the whatever last digit of their post number had on the roll(plus one territory).
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>>113126
Sauron, dear friend, we've both been attacked by the treacherous Ivan. I request your assistance in dealing with this menace.
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>113119
On nom nom nom Nazis
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>>113336
Well that fucking sucks
>>
>>113315
>When you also got nooks.
>>109596
>>113335
Alright. I cede the Roc land to you
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>>113342
Ok i will try to make some peace with Ivan if he refuses i will attack him.
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Is frog kill?
>>
>>113119
Fill area to the east.
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>>113119
Take Iceland
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>>113368
I hope
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>>113352
>>When you also got nooks.
Mutually Assured Destruction, my friend
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>>113376

You have some spills. Where do you want to put them?
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>>113409
Can he put them anywhere
Seems land locked
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>>113409
North.
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>>113407
Do you really want to to M.A.D. with power here? Because I surely am willing to pave my way to the Nazi's.
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>>113426
Lets just end this map with a nuclear holocaust
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>>113426
I too want to pave my way to the Nazis
Help me stump the Trump, and I give slavs clay in Russia
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>>113447
No. I want a peaceful, stable future,
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>>113426
>Because I surely am willing to pave my way to the Nazi's.
Don't give me that hogwash. If you were only interested in getting to the Nazis you wouldn't have attacked Sauron and I. You stated that you wished to expand your empire by annexing the Christian State.

If you want a path to the Nazis I will give you some territories in exhange for all of Greece and Anatolia. Then we can have peace.
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The European Wars continue.
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>>113456
Fuck you. The slavs will never bow to you snowniggers
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>113472
Invade Greece
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Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>113472
ATTACK TRUMP
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>>113464
Nah. I'll just take off the invasion of you.
ATTACK TRUMP INSTEAD
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>>113472

I lied, THIS is my last non-AI turn:

MOAR NEW WORLD.
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>113472
Attack the shitstains
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>>113472
The last of Nazis, fill spain/france, iceland
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>113472
STUMP TRUMP. CAPITALIST KEK FOUGHT US IN PREVIOUS GAMES. IT IS REVENGE
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>113480
sheiiiitttttttt
>>113487
Defend
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>>113472
Fill remainder of Sweden.
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>>113485
I have converted.
>>
>>113478
>>113472
Redirect this to Neutral Spain
>>113481
Hmm fair enough
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Rolled 4, 4, 1 = 9 (3d6)

>>113489
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>113480
Defend
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>>113460

Since you've joined my theocracy/ideology, you have my permission to play me also this game until I'm back.
>>
Fucking Slavs are cursed
>>
>>113472
Attack Trump
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Fixed update with Yeti Confederacy clay
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>>113499
>>113478
>>113472
Fuck me, Spain is filled already. Just invade Greece
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>113490
Defend
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>113508
Rolling
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>>113509
>>113505
The menonite player handed me control for now. I stay at peace.
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>113509
>>113496
nvm attack Kurds instead.
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>>113516
FAE. Council post on Gmail
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Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>113517
I don't know what the fuck happened to me this game.
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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>113524
>>113509
Defensive roll.
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>>113472
Who do i attack
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Rolled 4, 1, 6 = 11 (3d6)

>>113502
Spill to, TUSR
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>113537
>>113537
Durp
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>>113521
>>113533

You have no idea how joyous it makes me that you've chosen to follow the true faith.

I wish you luck tonight!
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Orange after the stumping
red goes to them now
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>>113509
If you own two states then does a defensive roll count for them both?
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>>113577

Depends what border the battle/intense forgiving is being fought on.
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Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>113535
I guess i could Attack Ivan
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>>113582
Kurdistan.
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>>113583
Never mind. USE ROLL TO STEAMROLL SAURON THE KEK
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>>113594
Where is your roll
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>>113566

>after stumping
>red

So the red territory goes to Ivan? Give me some context here, please.
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>>113631
The red goes to him now
The orange once FAE has been wiped off the face of the earth
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>>113485

Here is your Mennonite clay as of now. If you're wondering about these gains, I'm using Thoth's World Risk map rules to your New World rolls.

>>113643

Ah, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
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>>113524
Mate, soon you'll have all that Russian territory occupied by that treacherous Ivan. I recommend that you cease conflict with the Mennonites and focus on the true threat to your empire.
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>>113657
I raise you this map.
http://i.4cdn.org/qst/1462794158608.png
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>>113657
I think we should have a new-world risk after this, using that map.
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>>113624
Here
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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>113695
Moved to Mobile.
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>>113709
>mfw I realize mobiles cursed asf
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Trump successfully attacks the snowbacked Yetis, but is unprepared for the resurgence of Napoleon. As part of an agreement, the Yetis cede part of their land to the Slavs. Meanwhile, the Slavs wage war on Sauron's army in Italy. But Sauron's army stands strong, Mordor's truest protectors! The Neo-Russians attack the Kurds, but having converted to the Mennonite movement, their faith shields them from attack. The War Bastards finally wipe out the Nazis as the Christian States take on the Slavs in Greece.

War. War never changes.

>>113670
>>113684

We should, but which one? Your proposed map or Thoth's World?
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>>113743
My map.
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Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>113743
REMOVE
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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>113743
Continue the invasion of Greece, spill to Albania
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Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>113750
Attack France
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>113743
Defend and if God wills my roll. Push back Sauron and Christian Kebab. Nuke Christian controlled Greece
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>113743
Keep Attacking Ivan
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>>113763
>rolling a 2
FUCK

>>113771
Hahaha, nice
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>113750
Defend
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>>113743
Cease fire with Kurds/Mennonites from recommendation.
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>>113777
Nice trips
>>
>>113777
Do I get anything from these trips?
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>>113684
My Mennonite mate, would you please cede me some of your territories in Western Turkey? Now that Ivan has nuked Greece, I won't be able to attack from that direction.
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>>113780
I'd like to make a more permanent peace.
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>>113780
Comrade. With cease fire. I cede Western Island to you so you may help.
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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>113743
Neo Russian scum.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>113796
Defend
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>>113787
>>113791
If I gave land to CSIL, would you nuke me?
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>>113805
No.
You're a comrade. I'd understand
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Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>113767
>>113743
Defend against Trump's counteroffensive.
>>
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>113743
ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE
FORWARD! LET THE BLOOD OF THE GERMANS WATER OUR FIELDS!
>>
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>113820
Defend
>>
>>113787
>>113808
I would rather mediate a truce, if possible.
>>
>>113832
Da. Me too.
I didn't even know that they were playing.
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>>113838
OP scrubbed my name off the map.
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>>113777

>lucky 7 trips

I could land you a place in the New World(using Thoth's World rules). You are the Emperor of the First AMERICAN Empire after all. If you want to roll, use a 1d100. The last digits will matter in how much American clay you may have.
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>113880
That sounds real good friend
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>>113880
Is Trump out of Europe?
I'd like to recant promises of orange land since slavs sat on their asses and waged a pointless war against somebody else
>>
>>113897
Not yet but I did get a new chance from OP
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>>113880
I'd propose that you use the US risk map, the one I linked to. I'll use it.
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>>113868

I have two versions of the map(one where you got out). I'll put you back on with your name.

>>113909

If you can put Trump and the Mennonites in that map, I'd be grateful. Three straight nights of RISK hosting takes a toll.
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>>113828
Make your roll on the map. Rules are the same as here.
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Slavs under attack! The forces of Sauron push the TUSR out from the Mediterranean Sea. But its just enough of a distraction for Ivan to give the Neo-Russians a place there on Corsica. The War Bastards attack the Neo-Russians, but they are able to defend the island. The Mennonites and the Kurds stay true to their God and defend. The Christian State attempts to take Greece, but is halted by the drop of a Nuclear bomb. The FAE-French-Yeti Coalition War goes onward.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>113974
Invade Ivan, heading through Turkey towards Constantinople
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Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>113974
Conquer Ivan's Slavic Land
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>>113989
>all these low rolls
>getting nuked
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>
Nooo I was too late
>>
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>113974
Attack yeti
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Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>114013
defend
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>113974
REMOVE FAE
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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>114033
Defend
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>113974
Liberate the oppressed peoples of Germany from Trump's tyranny.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>114035
Defend
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>113974
Attack War Bastards.
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>>113974
Napoleon, can you seed land to mee so that I can get at trump.
>>
>>114048
Also OP this color is making the map hard to read, can I be represented as purple now.
>>
Rolled 6, 45 = 51 (2d100)

>>114046
Defend, attack
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>114072
Defend
>>
So, does anybody want to roll in the americas? Same rules as here.
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>>114098
>>114072
>>114035
>>114042
>>114027
>>
>>114110
I call new mexico
>>
>>114123
Roll.
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>>114117
Texas
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>114110
>>114117
The Christian State travels to Florida to spread Christianity in the New World.
>>
>>114117
Silver
Yeti
North Washington
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>114123
>>114127
And I'm purple now
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>114117
Wait why are we having a new map. ALSO Get California
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>114128
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

Slavs lose land in Turkey as the Christian States carves their way through Kurdistan to get to them. Sauron follows their lead. Meanwhile, Neo-Russia is able to get a foothold into western Europe, but the War Bastards were waiting for them. The FAE-Yeti-French Coalition war reaches a critical point. Is this Trump's darkest hour?

>>114117

>Deseret
>Utah
>Blue
>>
>>114117
Do I need to get a trip?
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>114165
LIBERATE
I
B
E
R
A
T
E
>>
>>114117
North Dakota
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>114165
I'm tired of these god damn russians in my god damn Mediterranean.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>114171
Defend
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>114165
KILL IVAN
DEUS VULT
>>
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>114165
Kill Ivan
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>114165
Attack War Bastards
>>
>>114190
>three rolls below 10 in a row
I guess deus non vult.
>>
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>114192
Defend.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>114187
Defend
>>
>>114189
Are you fucking with me? Why were my rolls shit the entire game?
>>
>>114200
Sauron, Leon, Help?
>>
>>114205
All the meme magic was spent on the campaign
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>114220
Have I attacked yet? If I haven't, attack yeti
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Rolled 29 (1d100)

Rolling for me. I doubled all US rolls for first turn.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>114165
REPEL VULTEES. I WANTED PEACE
>>
>>114191
>>114035
SAURON! LEON! HELP!
>>
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>114228
defend
>>
>>114233
Om nom south.
>>
>>114241
How do i even help
>>
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>114233
Please include the Yeti confederacy
Washington
Silver
>>
>>114233
senpai
can I get in?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>114233
Fill texas
>>
>>114255
Get rid of these russians, that won't leave me alone.
>>
>>114233
Fill Florida, spill to Georgia
>>
>>114233
Fill North Dakota when you update it to show my place on the map.
>>
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>114251
Filling NM>>114233
>>
I'm only doing dice rolls.
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>114269
>69
Does that count?
If so, do I have 1 nuke to use in the US, or can I use all my nukes anywhere?

>>114233
I forgot to put my die roll in, sorry about that.
>>
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>114270
Forgot Roll
>>
>>114277
>dice rolls
Well fuck
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>114165
Attack Trump
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>114233
Louisiana.
>>
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>114302
defend
>>
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>114233
Fill California.>>114264
Just take them over they are just three islands
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

The United Slavic Republic begins to collapse. Sauron and the Christians have banded to stop the squatters for good. At the last moment, the Slavs defend their Turkish territory against the Christians. But its not enough to save their Italian clay. The Neo-Russians and the War Bastards keep themselves at bay in the Mediterranean, with no success of breaking through on either side. The days darken on Trump's First American Empire. His homeland, land of his ancestral heritage, taken over by Yetis and Cheese eaters.

One more final mupdate guys.

>>114233

Fill up Utah, please.
>>
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>114339
Attack Yeti. Also did I get the land from winning the attack?
>>
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>114339
Mercy kill
>>
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

I'm doing double rolls for five turns, in order to speed things up.
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>114339
Keep taking Slavic Land
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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>114339
Murderfy the blue squatters.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>114352
defend
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Rolled 98, 78 = 176 (2d100)

>>114354
Defend
>>114356
Fill Texas
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>114339
Attack War Bastards
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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>114339
KILL IVAN
DEUS VULT
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>>114352

You did gain some land, but the French attacks made things worse.
>>
>>114339
Help our comrades in the final push to end Trump.

ONWARDS! END THE OPPRESSION OF THE PEOPLE, LET OUR BLOOD BE THE LAST STRAW FOR TRUMP'S CAPITALIST EMPIRE!
>>
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>114361
Defend
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Rolled 89, 33 = 122 (2d100)

>>114356
Fill Washington
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>>114356
Brown
Marc's socialist republic of Texas
Maryland
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>>114339
Nuke Montenegro
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Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>114364
Do you see this shit! Defend.
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Rolled 91, 26 = 117 (2d100)

>>114356
LOUSIANA SHALL BE OURS AGAIN
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>>114356
Fill to Texas border.
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>114356
Fill Florida, spill to Georgia, Alabama

>>114383
>>114339
SORRY OP
ONLY NUKE IT ASSUMING NEITHER SAURON NOR I HOLD MONTENEGRO
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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>114356
Fill North Dakota
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>114370
roll
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>114386
>>114363
Roll again for doubles unless you want to take double 78
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Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>114356
Keep filling California
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>114395
Defend
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>114356

Fill Utah.
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Rolled 56, 88 = 144 (2d100)

>>114356
Teal
North Carolina Gape
North Carolina
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>>114370
>posting Commie propaganda
There will be consequences.

>>114339
NUKE PARIS!
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>114311
Napol Bro. I need help getting back my Itallian Clay. Aid in their liberation and keep Saucuck at bay.
>>114339
DEFEND. If higher roll. Attack
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>>114423
Fuck off Ivan, you invaded me.
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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>114423
Defend
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>>114421
You little shit. Calling for peace with slavs to kill these uncultured ass wipes
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>>114423
Defend if higher roll DESTROY IVAN
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>114457
>>
>>114464
>>114438
CAN'T SIT THE SLAV
ANUUUUUU CHEEEEKI BREEEKI
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>>114394
I'm calling peace so I can kill someone else, wanna help with sauron/Christian murder?
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Shit I'm tired.
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>>114514
Fill Florida then Georgia
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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>114514
Fill the coast before heading into the Piedmont.
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Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d100)

>>114514
Make this the last Mupdate. I am beat too
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>>114514
Fill to Texas border.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>114521
>>114514
FUG
Rolling
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Rolled 64, 96 = 160 (2d100)

>>114514
Fill WA
I'm beat too
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Rolled 86, 64 = 150 (2d100)

>>114514
Fill North Dokota

>>114484
Sure.
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>114522
Right double rolls
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>114514
fill california.
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>114514
>>114527
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>>114514
You forgot to add me
>>114377
Roll to fill Maryland
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>114514

Fill that Utah.
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In the Mediterranean, the War Bastards rooted out the Russians in Corsica. Their attacks were just enough to completely push the ruskies out. Despite this defeat, Neo-Russia still holds Eastern Europe, along with the Slavs who have been nuked to hell and back. The Christian State holds North Africa and parts of Spain. The War Bastards have western France, Brittania, and Northern Spain. Sauron has Italy, and parts of Northern Africa and south eastern Spain. The United Slav Republic itself still remains, successfully pushing back the Christians, but losing Monte-Negro in the process. Meanwhile, the FAE faces certain disaster. Evacuating the Emperor Trump back to his homeland in America, his loyal soldiers stay to hold Denmark from the French and Yetis, so close to the pedestal of victory. In a final act of defiance, the Christian State nukes Paris to the ground. The Mennonites and Kurds, by grace of God, are still somewhat intact no doubt to their peaceful ways.

This is the world that we have all made.

Thanks for playing guys, and it was playing with you all. It was fun.
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>>114576
You were beautiful Basileus. I hope I have the pleasure of working with you again someday.
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>>114576
Thank you friend i hope we do another game again. You will a wonderful OP
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>>114576
GG
It turned out surprisingly well.
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>>114576
Fantastic game
GGs everyone
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Here is the final mupdate for today..
>>114576
What a great game. If anybody wants to continue my map, I'll be happy. I'll still update the map if nobody wants to take it, but still.

I declare this a mennonite victory.
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Rolled 76, 7 = 83 (2d100)

>>114625
Rolling for tonight.
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Rolled 97, 10 = 107 (2d100)

>>114625
Night roll
Get the outer banks and head inland.
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>>114625
Ok Keep taking California
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>>114625
Does it count the last digit on the dice roll?
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Rolled 97, 6, 37 = 140 (3d100)

>>114625
Fuck, I forgot to roll two dice in the previous turn.

Fill Florida, cross the river to do so, then go to Georgia
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Rolled 75, 23 = 98 (2d100)

>>114625
Continue getting ND
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Rolled 50, 35 = 85 (2d100)

>>114625
Fill washington
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So. Anybody want to continue? The US Map is way too big to work, desu.
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>>119192
I have a map that's a little bigger than what we just played with, and nicer too.
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Since this thread is in autosage I'm checking out the text options.

[bold]Test[/bold]
[b]Test[/b]
[italic]Test Two[/italic]
[i]Test Two[/i]
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>>119205
Huh. How the fuck does this work then. Can only the OP use it?
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>>119213
I think only OP can
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Is this thread dead? Was fun to lurk and follow.
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