There is a massive problem on /asp/ right now. Non-stop spamming and shitposting taking over the board. The fact of the matter is this problem seems like it wont be going away anytime soon and the moderation is nowhere to be found.
I put my name in the hat to be named as the new /asp/ mod effective immediately. Im on /asp/ 24/7 and would take care of the spam easily.
Please Hiro consider this propostion as i only have /asp/s best intentions at heart. Thank you for your time
-DM
Whatever you do. Do not listen to Carter's requests. He's the one ruining /asp/. Ignore him.
>>589064
Oh look. The faggot that single handedly destroyed the board is begging to be a mod.
>Im on /asp/ 24/7
You're pathetic Carter.
This is humorus. For weeks now old /asp/ users have been asking for his board back from the wrestling shitposters and now the shitposters followed him here.
Hiro, you really did a terrible thing to that poor board.
>>589074
We need to run out Dean Mark and Bretcum.
you guys REALLY love manufactured drama huh
>>589073
Whats the plan
>>589095
We run out the cancer, re-build our culture, get people back into the /wwe/ general so it doesn't take a week to hit bump limit, and eventually rally for our own board so /asp/ies are happy in their little world again
>>589100
How do we do that?
>>589064
Based DM. I support you
>>589105
To fight cancer we have to double our shitposting game. We should focus on getting rid of Dean Mark first
>>589108
Ok lets do this! How do you want to start?
>>589108
You're just stooping down to his level autism. Don't do that.
It is impossible to run out DM, I hope ya'll realise that. He's resistant to everything you have
>>589111
Well there's Carter Stalker, he basically exposed Dean Mark multiple times
Another plan is that we ignore Dean Mark forever and not post in any of his threads after this one. But Carter stalker is obsessed with Carter/Dean Mark, so I'm not sure about that one.
>>589114
This
>>589114
Then we'll have to be resistant to everything he has.
>>589115
There will always be people getting in cat fights with Carter, especially the stalker and bretcuck who just can't stop feeding him
>>589115
>exposed Dean Mark
"No" he didn't
>>589115
Just ignore and report both of them. Seriously, don't go down to their level.
this thread is profoundly gay
>>589064
>I put my name in the hat to be named as the new /asp/ mod effective immediately.
You have to prove you are not a dumbass by making some good posts first. As it stands now you look like a tripfag trying to grab more power to do even greater levels of tripfaggotry.
>>589064
would beckyfags be allowed to keep the general to contain our autism
>>589073
Elaborate on it. Lengthy elaboration.
I just want to make /asp/ great. Whats with the hostility guys. By electing me mod I would take care of shitposting, Ryderfags, bretcuk and 2Cold - AutismO and we will all be happy.
>>589129
Ryderfags and 2Cold - PedO aren't that bad
>>589129
Tell us -exactly- what you would do. What is your plan.
Just saying "hey guise I'm on the board a lot" does not qualify you for mod powers.
Also remember 4chan has global mods, you would not only be moderating /asp/.
So far you have not even proven to be worthy to be a janitor.
>>589137
So what are you going to do about the CM Punk spam?
>>589137
Good. DM for mod then
>>589142
I would be happy as a janitor i dont care. I just want to make my fellow /asp/ friends happy. We're going to make our home a positive and fun place to post in! :D
>>589148
Have you ever been a moderator anywhere before?
>>589144
I would restrict the CM Punk spam to a general. We can call it /phil/
>>589151
Yes. I have 6 years experience as a moderator for boards separate from 4chan. I am fit for this job. I am ready to make /asp/ great again.
>>589152
But that won't work. The autist will just continue to make his threads.
>>589154
I would fix this problem right away friend. I would make sure our fellow MMA/Skateboard/Airsoft friends have a comfortable posting environment. No one should feel excluded from /asp/
>>589164
Then he will be dealt with just like Ryderfags, Bretkek and 2Cold.
>>589156
Exactly which boards? Since you are a tripfag anonymity should not be a problem for you.
>>589167
How? They know how to get around bans. You must resort to more insidious methods to break these types.
>>589168
No comment
>>589174
Fine. Then tell some experiences without naming names.
>>589172
These are much more intricate issues that will be dealt with as soon as im appointed janitor/mod.
>>589129
>Ryderfags
They don't derail threads or spam threads unlike you. Nor do they ever insult other anons.
>Bretcuck
Yeah he's awful, but we had him in check before you arrived.
>2Cold
At least he tries to get people in /wwe/ involved in fun things unlike you.
>>589137
>top quality posts
Yeah no. You always attack anons with elementary style retorts then spam irrelevant threads on the front page. You also make all the "pedomod" threads.
>>589142
Don't, he also shitposts rampantly in /tv/. He's terrible. All he is going to do is ban anyone who doesn't agree with him. Which is everyone.
>>589183
>All he is going to do is ban anyone who doesn't agree with him. Which is everyone.
I've seen his posts. He may be the lesser of two evils.
>>589154
Oh wow looks like Jewbacca wasn't joking after all
>>589183
None of that is true at all and you are offending me greatly with such disgusting accusations.
>>589183
>smearing DM's good name with lies
Why?
>>589183
Gee i wonder whos behind this post
[spoiler]bret cuck[/spoiler]
>>589195
Who makes the pedomod threads?
>>589203
Nah, it isn't him. He can't go one post without using one of his meme insults
>>589207
I have but a clue
>>589210
I can assure you i do not samefag. I have never posted once without a trip.
>>589191
>>589195
>>589197
You're so full of shit.
This is all during a Ryder thread. See how he basically derailed it. There are many more threads he derailed as well. All you have to do is look.
>>>/asp/1469878
>>>/asp/1469893
>>>/asp/1469911
>>>/asp/1469925
>>>/asp/1469941
>>589216
He's just Bretcum with a trip
>>589216
Please stop trying to run my name through the dirt. Im simply trying to get rid of /asp/s number one issue which is Ryder fags
>>589220
Really, the tripcode in this thread matches with the thread there.
>>589227
Thats just not true. Please leave this thread friend we are only being positive here.
I support DM. The one part time mod asp has is a retard. I just got banned for "ban evasion" because the moron thought I was Dean Mark. Fuck him and get based DM in there
>>589232
You see this would NEVER happen if I had control at /asp/. The current mod there is absolutely ridiculous and I think is mildly retarded. I would never ban ANYONE for such stupid reasons.
>>589229
>>>/asp/1468609
>>>/asp/1468618
>>>/asp/1469407
>>>/asp/1469596
>>>/asp/1469704
>>>/asp/1469958
This only just in the front page.
>>589213
I was not saying you were. I was saying someone else was trying to make it look like you are.
>>589216
Simply hot opinions. Nothing against the rules or out of the ordinary.
Spamming 30 CM Punk trash threads a day is a problem.
>>589248
This
>>589064
Hi Phil!
If we had force anonymous on /asp/ Carter wouldn't have an identity.
The problem is his all his trip codes are banned so he just gets a new one etc.
If we had forced anonymous Carter would cease to exist after 1 ban.
IF WE WERE ALLOWED BACK ON /sp/ WITH 1 GENERAL THIS WOULD NOT BE AN ISSUE HIRO
PLEASE HIRO JUST LET US BACK
>>589253
Quite frankly if the majority of /asp/ wants forced anonymity I would have no problem enforcing this. I'm a man of the people and just want us on /asp/ to have a comfortable experience.
>>589248
>nothing against the rules
I think you need to reread GR-3.
>Carter pretending to be a good poster
Literally the person responsible for ruining the board
Just restore /wwe/ generals to /sp/. Problem solved.
Hey hiro, he's how we stop bugging you about /asp/
Revert /asp/ back to its stonerplank slow board
Let us back on /sp/ with 1 general that rotates
Bam.
>>589257
>>589261
He's already backtracking everything he said in >>>/asp/1469669. People are calling him out there, and as well as questioning why he is erasing his posts in that thread.
>>589267
Lets get back on topic anon.
What about going to /tv/ guys?
>>589271
WWE was on /tv/ originally
We don't want to go there
>>589259
He hasn't broken that rule. Or do you actually think flaming outside of /b/ is a thing?
I can't believe /wwe/ produced something even more autistic than swedecuck.
You guys actually let a single tripfag kill a board. Amazing.
I just want to make /wwe/ great again guys. Lets all come together and work as a team :D
>>589271
please hang yourself you fat midget spic fuck, you will never become a mod because the Janny and everyone on /asp/ recognizes you as a massive shitposter, stop trying
>>589264
>he's old-ish and fat
Doesn't make a difference to anything. I'm old and fat too. Most mods are.
>>589279
Why would you want a cancerous shitposter to be a mod?
>>589271
There's no answer. This thread and /asp/ is hopelessly doomed. Do you see how shit 4chan is right now? The whole damned site.
And you want a good wrestling board? A topic with a notorious reputation for the worst autistic and dedicated trolls. Boards with full mod teams and posting limitations (can only make so many threads a day/need X posts to make a thread, etc) still struggle with these types of people. There's no defeating them on 4chan.
>>589280
Being an asshole != being cancerous or a shitposter
Especially if one is an entertaining asshole. If you can prove he's the one spamming CM Punk threads or pedomod threads that will be different.
>>589282
>There has to be a way to make /wwe/ great again! :(
Oh but there is! Just drink bleach and the board will restore itself no problemo
>>589284
You can't have visited /asp/ much if you concider Dean Mark to be "entertaining" the only thing he does is derail threads and shitpost
I stand with based Dean Mark
fuck off triggliots
>>589286
Please enough with the negative vibes
>>589288
This, based DM for /asp/ mod. He will build a wall and keep Bretcuck out
>>589287
The posts you linked in this thread were rather amusing.
>>589292
Ok imagine those shitposts but every day, in every thread. Also you havent seen when he really gets going and has a lengthy kindergarden tier insult fight with someone. Im sure you will find one if you use the archives. He is complete cancer and the biggest reason for the current state of /asp/
>>589270
Look at that now he's posting his.
>>589271
>>>/asp/1466558
>>>/asp/1466622
>>>/asp/1469668
>>>/asp/1469277
>>>/asp/1467707
>>>/asp/1468263
>>>/asp/1468686
>>>/asp/1467960
>>>/asp/1468524
>>>/asp/1468583
>>>/asp/1468597
>>>/asp/1468626
>>>/asp/1468632
>>>/asp/1468389
>>>/asp/1468289
>>>/asp/1470053
More proof.
>>589287
triggliot detected fuck off to reddit if you need a hugbox pussy
Literally nothing wrong with Dean Mark he is the hero /asp/ deserves.
>>589298
Trip on Carter
>>589295
All I see is top quality pro wrestling discussion.
>>589294
Thats ridiculous and these accusations hurt my feelings greatly.
>>589301
>Over 106 posts and 18 posters
Stop samefagging Carter. We know you're trying to save face again.
>>589306
Requesting ya to kys
>>589295
all minor league, only one or two qualify as shitposts.
Individual shitpots don't really matter in the long run. Shit threads are what matter.
As a part of the invading wrestlefags i almost feel bad for the OG /asp/ies (except for the toygun fags, fuck those guys). We literally took their board from them and used it to shitpost in.
>>589315
I am being serious. All I'm interesting in contributing is top quality pro wrestling discussion. Your accusation is quite frankly very hurtful.
>>589318
Put your trip back on Carter.
>>589319
"no"
>>589312
>Shit threads are what matter
Wrestling isn't enough to support a whole board of discussion, especially /asp/ in the state that it was. What we got as a result is a shitposting gallery and tripfags at the center of drama.
Bringing back /wwe/ to /sp/ is the ideal solution here.
>>589325
>wrestling isn't enough to support a whole board of discussion
but papercraft and origami is?
>>589325
why would you bring some that belongs in /tv/ back to the sports board?
you are literally never going back to /sp/ get that through your autismal mind
>>589312
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1354763/
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1353343/
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1460952/
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1374192/
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1364934/
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1360527/
Here are some "quality" Carter threads i pulled from the archive, there is more in there is you care enough to look
>>589331
This is just recent.
>>>/asp/1470084
>>589330
NBA is supposedly scripted, no?
>>589331
Well, what do you have to say about these DM?
>>589329
Yes?
>>589332
Again, threads are what matter. Not calling people dweebs in single posts.
But some of those threads have me questioning this man's integrity to mod a board.
>>589333
>you can script 40 foot 3s
no
>>589336
>Not calling people dweebs in single posts
But that is all he does. In every single thread. The reason why he has different tripcodes in a lot of those threads that got linked is that they all got banned for shitposting
>>589332
>>>/asp/1470084
Why do you keep deleting your posts, Carter?
Carter literally caught red handed. Too fucking stupid to change a filename.
Well this went to shit.
For a second there I thought maybe a tripfag wasn't such a bad guy after all.
I was wrong.
>>589350
He is literally the worst of them all
>>589345
and what are you going to do about it bitch tits?
>>589350
Wait was that comic real? This can't be real can it?
>>589355
Hi Carter
>>589331
None of those were made by me. Please stop with the gosh darn accusations.
>>589364
and what are you going to do about it bitch tits?
>>589367
Hi Carter
>>589369
hi bitch tits
>>589373
>hi bitch tits
What did Carter mean by this?
>>589376
>Any anon w-w-who rekts me m-m-must b-b-be carter
![ste[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/w0rtw1N.jpg "ste[1].jpg")
>>589376
he means you are a fat ass
>>589380
and what are you going to do about it bitch tits?
>>589350
>For a second there I thought maybe a tripfag wasn't such a bad guy after all.
Why would you ever think such a thing?
>>589384
laugh at how bad Carter triggers your fat fucking ass bitch tits
>>589387
#REKT
>>589387
DESTROYED
>>589396
hello bitch tits
still laughing at you
>>589396
>SEETHING
>>589391
>>589393
Hi Carter
>>589403
BITCH TITS MAD AS FUCK
BASED CARTER
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>>589406
Hi Carter
>>589407
BASED FUCKING CARTER
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>>589408
Hi Carter
>>589410
hi bitch tits
>>589064
>>>/asp/1470374
>>589419
based Dean Mark
>>589419
based
>>589419
e x p o s e d
>>589419
BASED DM
>the course this thread has taken
Good thing /qa/ is utterly pointless and useless.
>>589284
>dean mark
>entertaining
Hmm i wonder who is behind this post
The closest you have ever got to being entertaining is this whole troll thread and rusing the /qa/ crybabies into talking to you
>>589417
Hi Carter
fuck /asp/
worst board ever
this thread is the perfect example of why /wwe/ needs to be banned from 4chan completely
>>589064
WWE NEED A GENERAL
>>589712
Apologize.
HIRO PLEASE CHANGE THE RULES AND LET US BACK ON /sp/ INTO 1 GENERAL
WE'LL BE GOOD BOYS, JUST LET HAVE OUR 1 GENERAL THAT'S NOT ON /asp/
>>589752
*sigh*
>>589794
this desu hirofrito
