>Thank You Brock Edition
Last thread >>1444549
Current Champions
>WWE Champion
Dean Ambrose
>United States
Rusev
>Intercontinental
The Miz
>Tag Team
The New Day
>the state and suicide watch of UFC and /sp fags after tonight
>all week of Lesnar getting his shit kicked in
>after tonight
But..but he should've retired, he's past his prime
You mandrama fags act like he's your guy kek
He loves working for the UFC more than WWE
Eh
>>1458372
No, he said Vince is better at what he does than Dana does.
Pros
>Brock made WWE look good
>Brock won
>Brock dominated
>Brock maintains his beast image
Cons
>Brock is confident in his abilities and will leave WWE when his contract ends
>Brock had more fun at UFC than WWE
>>1458454
>and will leave WWE when his contract ends
In 2018?
>>1458459
2018? Nevermind, thank God!
I wonder if Dana would be crazy enough to give him a title shot.
>WWE and UFC champion at the same time
We need to make this general fun again
BROTHER NERO
>Based Bork and Big Money Matt making wrestling great again
>Meanwhile all of the shield members are sinking the ratings every week
Lads what kind of numbers are we expecting for next week's RAW in light of God-King Brock's showing?
>10 replies
>1 unique IP
LMAO
>>1458504
>13 posts
>4 files
>11 IPs
>Page 1
You fucked up senpai
>>1458504
>The state of the autistic fuck named Carter
I feel sorry for his parents
>>1458507
>>1458504
>Carter stalker so btfo by based DM he has to forge factual, scientific, photographic evidence to try and make him look bad.
>>1458515
good form, pupper.
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>/wwe/ on /sp/ 150 posters and hits 500 posts in 10 minutes
>/wwe/ on /asp/ 15 posters and hits 500 posts after 2 months
just take me back
UH OH!
Guess who's coming back on Raw to save the ratings from Ambrose & Rollins
>>1458540
Hmm really makes you think
>>1458540
yeah, we only had 1 thread on /sp/
now there are threads about Bryan being a cuck & other stupid shit that makes generals go nowhere.
> its another carter made general
> linking the old thread like the og /asp/ie cancer he is
Post chins then mow my lawn el beano
Dont bother replying to me with your cut and paste garbage because i wont reply
>>1458561
>BRETKEK MAKING IT RAIN IN AFRICAN DESERTS WITH HIS TEARS
>>1458561
bretmark did you miss when /wwe/ was back on /sp/ for a couple minutes when brock won his fight
Webm where
>>1458585
Yep, i was asleep
I went over and had a look when i got up and the flags made me sad ;_;
I wish we could all just post in one thread like the good old days
>>1458561
>D-don't reply because i'm scared ;_;
Pathetic
>>1458662
The general hit over 100 posters in 10 minutes with plenty of welcome back posts
>>1458462
Better hurry before Lashley does it first.
>>1458732
>that tiny dick bulge
>>1458366
>Current Champions
>WWE Champion
Dean Ambrose
>United States
Rusev
>Intercontinental
The Miz
>Tag Team
The New Day
Soon as Summerslam is over it will be
>Current Champions
>WWE Champion
Brock Lesnar
>United States
Brock Lesnar
>Intercontinental
Brock Lesnar
>Tag Team
Brock Lesnar
>Womens Champion
Brock Lesnar
>Ok Mr Hardy
What did he mean by this?
>>1458737
The butthurt from the outlels must have been funny
How can anyone in WWE go over Brock now?
There is no-one who is anywhere near credible.
>>1458799
>Now that Brock won in that UFC thing he can make Roman look even stronger.
>>1458799
Doesn't Nakamura have an MMA background? Obviously not on the level of Brock, but it might make for an interesting match up.
Brock should grow his beard again so he stops looking like a potato
>>1458799
1 FU from Cena
The face of WWE buries UFC
>>1458799
MMA doesn't affect fake fighting otherwise Del Rio would be world champ
>>1458799
When in doubt, bring in Big Show and Mark Henry together to do just enough damage so whoever actually goes afterwards wins
>>1458799
Cena, Reigns, Owens all have the credibility to go over him.
>>1458835
>fat manlet that gets pinned every other week
Is Owens going to lose his push after big fat samoan got wrecked by Brock?
>>1458894
Owens was never getting a push
>>1458424
That's why UFC is worth 4 billion while WWE is barely worth 1 billion.
>>1458835
You're funny.
>>1458900
Reminder that all Brother Neros in the world must be deleted
what pokemons have you caught so far, /wwe/, and where?
I wish there were more face vs face and heel vs heel feuds.
The storylines are always better and there are less predictable boring matches, just some good ass wrestling.
>Face vs heel
>Heel starts strong
>Face builds momentum
>Face either wins clean or heel does some dirty shit and wins
>Heel vs Heel
>Face vs face
>Literally anything can happen
>>1458515
Good form pupper
>>1458912
It's why I loved cenas us open challenge so much.
>>1458900
>>1458903
tfw Brother Nero story could never work in WWE because it would had to go through 20 writers + Vince to even be considered
>>1458812
Seriously, he looks more badass with the beard.
>>1458366
>Women's Champion
Charlotte
Corrected your omission, shitlord:)
>>1458912
>I wish there were more face vs face and heel vs heel feuds.
but they are almost always shit
face vs. face is always "hey buddy I like you so much let's have a nice civil competitive match", while heel vs. heel is always "I'm bigger dick than you"
>>1458909
Pikachu in ur mums butthole
>>1458900
Prepare the battlefield for...
![bedc8a8261ef992b11e2d34fe3fc35b1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KSOJEEm.jpg "bedc8a8261ef992b11e2d34fe3fc35b1[1].jpg")
>>1458454
>Brock is confident in his abilities and will leave WWE when his contract ends
Highly doubt it.
>Brock had more fun at UFC than WWE
Fun is irrelevant.
Bork has made it abundantly clear for half a decade that he does what he does for the fat stacks he makes. After you factor in his share of the pay-per-view buy-ins and the like, dude's walking away with, what, over five million, probably? For one fight?
Brock doesn't care about fighting as much as he knows he's a fucking man mountain and that every single time he gets in a ring, whether it's for WWE or UFC, real or fake, he's walking out with another seven figures in his wallet.
If the opportunity for him to continue as WWE's highly-paid part-time prize fighter while also picking up paychecks at the UFC arises, then he'll definitely do that. But after all the interviews after all these years, I don't believe for a second that if Vince offered him - say, for simplicity's sake - two million bucks and Dana offered him one million, Brock's warrior honour isn't going to have him go for UFC just because "it's real."
Dude's there to get paid. I respect that and think it's super refreshing how honest he is about it, but let's not beat around the bush. Look at how much he just does not give a fuck. The fighting is incidental, shit's just a necessary temporary time sink for him to make more money to provide for his family.
Gotta give credit to Hunt though, he took at least 30 punches from Round 3 alone and his head didn't bust open.
>>1458963
The fight looked very close to being stopped but Hunt was able to control Lesnars arms just barely enough to stay in it. That barrage would have ended a lot of others.
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>>1458897
they're about the same.
>>1458515
That's not even a fucking beagle.
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>>1458768
yes a single butthurt Uruguayan nigger was spamming back to /asp/
>>1458799
Roman Reigns
I guess Seth since he beat Roman clean
>>1458515
good form, pupper
going to post some footage of brock losing in the UFC
>>1460341
>>1458963
It's that Samoan skull.
>>1460345
Man, the Overeem fight was 3 months after the surgery.
>>1460345
dudes hitting him in the stomach, messed up.
>>1458366
What about the world heavyweight champion?
>>1458324
This is what the average martial arts autist on this board looks like
>>1461022
I shudder to think what the average mandrama autist looks like.
>>1458816
Bork kicked out of the FU multiple times even at a 1 count
What are the chances that the fact Lesnar beat a Samoan in a shoot fight will be worked into his next WWE storyline/feud somehow?
My prediction is 95%. Reigns suspension might muddle it a bit but they can start it out with the Uso's or even the Rock until Vince gets the chance to put his favorite guy over legit Brock Lesnar.
lmao@ the shieldfags killing wrestling, if BMJ had the strap, then people would watch. I've heard every excuse under the sun as to why ratings are at an all time low, no one is watching, none of them draw a dime.
>>1462028
>if BMJ had the strap, then people would watch.
Explains why ratings have been in constant decline over the past 11 years of Cena being the WWE's ace
>>1462028
If they'd say, put the belt on Bray Wyatt rather than any of the Shield 3, would you say that ratings would be better?
Would it have been a better way forward?
So I heard Vince is buying out ufc
Any truth to that?
>>1462380
lol, no. vince won't buy the barbaric sport where he believes people will die in the octagon.
i believe it's the chinks who bought it. i'm not sure. there are 3 buyers: 2 chinks and 1 american maybe.
>>1462420
>vince won't buy the barbaric sport where he believes people will die in the octagon
And don't forget they let WOMEN fight too!
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>>1462432
and women main eventing over lesnar? god save us all
WHERE IS CARTER
SAVE_US.Y2C
LESNAR WILL NEVER JOB TO ROMAN BECAUSE ROMAN LACKS THE ABILITY TO LIFT HIM.
>>1462469
This is an anonymous imageboard anon you dont have to whiteknight here
>>1462524
There are no women here to whiteknight you certified sperglord.
>>1462524
ur fat
>>1462524
BASED! HE'S BACK FINALLY
>>1462536
Turn your trip on you booger eater.
Vince McMahon is gonna be on raw to tonight. State of haitch.
wow its fucking nothing
>McMahons ruining wwe again by constantly being on tv
>announce exactly what everyone knew was going to happen
It's turned to shit already. Smackdown will probably get mostly Nxt/indie wrestlers
>>1466287
>Vince says he's going to announce a new commissioner
>Doesn't do it
Yeah he got me good this time. I actually watched all the way to the end expecting a return but all I got was what I already knew.
Damn, I really hate this company.
Cool, Dean got to cut his one serious promo for the year.
Can't wait for him to meme the rest of his way through 2016.
YOU FAGGOTS SAID RANDY WAS RETURNING TONIGHT. WHY DID YOU LIE!
>>1466345
u just got #swerved season 3
>>1458947
Hear hear, I've always respected people who are honest about just doing what it takes to maximize gains. Brock's even better because he also happens to be a serious legit fighter.
Good on the farmboy. Would grill with if he didn't hate people so much.
>no Brock
>no randy
This is a joke.
>>1466366
Summerslam isn't for another 6 weeks.
>>1466505
the chant is over, so what?
Requesting gif of Shane kissing Steph
>>1466524
Requesting you to lose weight
>>1466541
Requesting ya to gain height
>>1466558
(you)
>>1466610
(you)
What a pathetic raw
https://streamable.com/gzei
Gotta admit, this was bretty gud
>>1458515
good form, pupper
last week's bryan and vinny with the urban wrestling federation review might just be WPOTY
JBL called Crews Titus.
>>1467181
Fucking kek. Titus is a foot taller than him. And he wasnt even in the match. Racist fuck
>>1467186
All niggers look alike
>>1467186
have you ever seen them in the same room?
>>1467181
Also in the same match Cole pronounced D-Von "Davonne".
Are they doing this on purpose?
>Bubba Ray and JBL seem like the type who would be really racist in real life
>they have more black friends that most of the roster
Weird
>>1467187
Yeah maybe to a squinty eyed neckbeard
>>1466622
Kek based
>>1467900
Trip on fatty
Ambrose is most likely losing the title at battleground. The match next Monday is so that he can have at least one title defense kek.
Fresh OC
>>1467919
>AAAAAAAAAND THE WINNER by disqualification DEAN AMBROSE!
>>1467919
having reigns win the title right after coming off a suspension would be the biggest locker room demoralizer I could think of
rollins maybe, it depends on how they do monday's match
>>1467919
They also say that one of the members of the Shield will go to Smackdown.
>>1468653
hoping it will be Seth. then the two other shitters can rot away on RAW
>>1468655
Agreed.
can someone post their wwe network user id and password
i miss the old days so much lads
so is Orton coming back any time soon? Haven't kept up to date with the shows
>>1468750
coming back for Summerslam
>>1468750
fastlane hes on a jericho 3000 segment
>>1468723
Just get a free trial
>>1468875
Can't I'm in canada. You can't change the password unless you have the accounts email access right? Please post an account
>>1468750
July 24th
>>1468878
> canada
> our resident canadian spic is too poor to afford 9.99
The state of your '''''''life'''''''
>>1468908
I'm not carter and you can't get the wwe network here without signing up for cable and the channel. There's also no free trial
>>1468911
Based Vince cucking the cancucks
>>1468911
get a vpn, ya nerd
>>1468932
shut the fuck up carter
>>1468934
I'm not carter, ya dweeb
>>1468911
Based vince cucking you snowniggers harder than trudeau
>>1468931
>>1468940
>based vince losing free money and cucking his own company
>>1468940
come on bretmark we have it hard enough with trudeau. post your account
>>1468956
Sorry canabro no can do. I am a respected pillar of my community and role model, stealing is wrong
> mfw i realise im posting in a deankek made general
> linking the last thread
Ew
>>1468975
Huh?
>>1468978
Shut the fuck up carter
>>1468980
wat u mean?
>>1468978
The sounds upstairs stosp and he glances back to the door. It's suddenly flung open and he jumps in surprise, his chin jiggling as the computer falls off his lap.
Mamá slowly waddles to the top of the staircase, a bruise on her face and a tear in her eye.
"Mijo" she tearfully exclaims, "I have nearly made enough money for the internet connection. I know you said you're working hard on an online degree my dear. I'm so proud of you."
He picks the laptop back up as she waddles out of the room.
"Huh?" he types in and carefully enters the captcha.
The dog passes out on the ground, it's rectum leaking blood on the the bare stone floor.
>>1468981
Finally giving up on coming up with witty replies he slump back on the stained mattress he uses as a bed.
"wut...u...mean..?" he slowly types out his breath labored as he taps the keys.
He glances up at the basement door thyrough which he can hear the faint sounds of mamás current customer grunting and groaning.
A single tear rolls down his round cheek as he turns back to the laptop and refreshes the thread.
>>1468983
>>1468988
>tfw my shitposting is already being used to make Deancuk cry.
(please correct my stupid spelling mistakes though)
HE'S BACK NIGGAS WITH A BASED ASS BEARD
>>1469017
hahahahahaah he lost all his steroid muscles
>>1469017
cool
>>1469003
Kek ok but I like the spelling mistakes though
Please write more for > k-kys ya manlet nerd and > g-gain height etc based /lit/ bro
>>1469017
>they could have had him return to win the ic battle royal
>darren fucking young gets it
>neville straight back to meaningless shit on main event
>>1469017
Lord Commander Dolorous Edd looks better
>>1469031
Nah, do it yourself
>>1469028
> anyone other than you BTFO
> anyone other than you samefagging
> so unequivocally btfo he went away for an hour then came back as anon
El em ay oh what a pathetic spic cunt
>>1469017
>Punished Neville: A Fallen Flippyshitter
>>1469042
Oh no here come the tears
Braced and ready for incoming samefaggotry and lol umad posts
Oh, its already started
>>1469049
>>1469051
>>1469042
>so angry he can't help but reply to carter almost every single time
You're just as bad as each other, like two faggots in love but trying to hide it
>>1469053
Yeah lol i realised that
>>1469054
Oh heres another
>>1469057
Oh heres another
If i keep replying to every samefag then this cancerous cuckter made general can go back down to the cuck shed for a few more days ;)
this board should just be renamed /asp/ - tripdrama and shitposting
There is nothing about wrestling at all in this thread
>>1469066
Proving my point beautifully. You two homos should just meet up and fuck already
>>1469078
Go back to weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew if you want wrestling talk you pulsating wart on this earth
>>1469073
>>1469082
> i-im not deankek
> i-i just choose to whiteknight him the second he shows up
> every single time
Sure
>>1469073
Different anon here.
Doesn't that make you EVEN worse than Carter and his stalker. I mean instead of trying to make things tolerable here in /asp/ you side with the man who is destroying it. Then giving more motivation for his stalker to reply to you.
>>1469089
/asp/ must die, it's only right. i will do everything necessary to help carter render this board a wasteland
>>1469078
It's getting really annoying. Just stop responding to him and his "supporters". Can't we just have a thread in which we can talk about wrestling without derailment.
>>1469101
>his supporters
Its literally just him. How dumb are you?
>>1469106
Hence the quotations.
>>1458947
You're right and wrong. Brock had said that he does also love having fun. He said he finds sterling and during enjoyable.
>>1469101
I put my de into your mum's railment tripshit
>>1469073
"No"
>>1469101
Nope. Autism compels these faggots to reply to shitposts constantly. If it's not Carter it's Bretcuck or the guy obsessed with Punk
>>1469158
>Viewership is up big time after the vacation of the 4th
>Hour one: 3.04 million
>Hour two: 3.23 million
>Hour three: 3.23 million
Where were ya when dweeb nerd anti-smarks got btfo yet again
MOOSE!
>>1469101
Jesus Christ Carter Stalker types like such a faggy little bitch boy
MOOSE!
>>1458515
good form, pupper
>>1469253
Those are terrible fucking numbers though you fucking moron. Roman got better numbers with multiple sports competitions.
>>1470171
Didn't Dean appear in the first hour as well.
>>1470175
Exactly
Ratings fucking went up for the hours without dean. This never happened with Roman, Roman was always the highest hour whether it be first, second, or third.
>>1470179
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>1467919
I heard it's going to be a double pin on reigns and Dean and Rollins will go to separate brands with their own championship.
im a writer for wwe, smackdown is getting roman
>>1470247
If this is true, why are they now calling it just the "WWE championship"
>Double pin
How awful.
>>1470171
Roman had the lowest-rated RAWafterMania in like 5+ years m8
Test
>>1470247
I hope /smack/ gets Rollins.
>>1472811
This. I can live the rest of my life without having to watch a 3 hour, commercial filled, Stephanie run, RAW.
2 hours of live smackdown a week is beyond reasonable.
>>1472820
I just hope it's going to be /smack/ '03 as well.
Hi guys conor McGregor will do shit with the wwe, that was the deal. Peace
>>1472809
Hi DM
>>1460345
>knee to the stomach
>another leg to the stomach
gg
Anyone got Paige's leaked tit pic?
>>1472905
Dw guys I found it.
>>1472925
nobody wants to talk about wrestling faggot go back to >>>/r/eddit
>>1472928
>/wwe/ shitter
delete yourself
>>1472925
> ziggler
Lol nigger pls
>>1472925
Sasha
>>1472943
He's already had good matches with at least 3 of the others
>>1472925
>Sheamus
What the hell?!
>Styles
>Rollins
>BMJ
>Zayn
>Balor
>Ziggler
>>1472983
Sheamus is a dope worker m8
Far less dull than the Irishman you picked
>>1472925
cesaro
ryback
jack swagger
roman
styles
cena
>>1472983
>not liking sheamus
Kys
>>1472983
> ?!
> Balor
Ugh
Gtfo now and fuck off back to /wew/
Sheamus is by far the superior and more interesting mick cunt
> ziggler
Oh, you are 12
>>1473006
>Ugh
Fuck off back to tumblr you bottom feeding sludge
>>1473015
> Balor
> Ziggler
> le tumblr boogeyman
All you needed was to mention 9gag and you would have been a confirmed 11 year old
>>1473022
I didn't say shit about baloring or twinkler you dopey faggot
>le wew boogeyman
>>1473015
fuck off back to woo
>>1473024
> ?!
Sure you didnt wewtist?!
Now back the fuck off?!
This general is dead
We need to make /wwe/ great again
>>1473142
why is her nip so tiny?
>>1473142
Pretty poor fake. Still gonna save it.
>>1472876
Based McGOAT is already better at cutting promos than all the WWE roster combined
>>1473445
Repeating the same old shit all the time like bray used to do is not great. Based Nate exposed him.
>>1472983
Sheamus is an /asp/ fave because both smarks and marks know he's shit.
>>1472925
>Rollins & Styles
>Reigns & Kalisto
>Breezango
>>1472925
JeriGOAT
Rusev
Ryder
The Miz
Owens
Styles
>>1473837
No one cares. Stay there
>>1473840
>SEETHING
>>1473840
Worked hard
Is Rich Evans the greatest WWE Champion of all time?
/asp/ really neutered /wwe/ desu familia
>>1474017
Carter did
Am i only one who feels that they added some fog and changed the lighting in the recent raw episode? Weird to explain but there was something that resembled pre-HD WWE era
Wwe should buy TNA right now
What if the crowd has no reaction to Balor on Tuesday?
>>1477332
Literally who?
>>1477334
You just posted about him literally a minute ago...
>>1477337
I dont recall
yeaoh
