lol iv'e never had sex

>>587170
How did he get from the side of the building to the top like that? How did he climb up over the wall feet first?

>>587180
lol

Am I seeing a murder? Wow, lolis are evil.

>>587170
not true, you have sex with yourself all the time

source: ceiling cat

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>>587250
Eh, she comes around.

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>>587449

haha

SEX

I have literally and unironically had sexual intercourse with a female human being

>>587459
isn't SEX awesome brah?

>>587459
impressive

>>587464
It's pretty fun

>>587468
That's not what she said when she saw my penis

>>587449
Oh, plastic neesan. I thought it looked sort of familiar.

>>587470
so from all languages, minus impressive, what did she say