>End up saying in a thread how I have no friends in a thread
>Some guy says he wants to be friends
>We talk
>Realize he's a total psychopath
>Get uncomfortable being friends but I told him my real name
Holy shit what do
>>574122
You wanna be friends anon?
>>574123
Yeh
>>574140
Where do you wanna like, talk and shit?
>>574122
dumb frogposter!
>>574122
dumb frogposter
>>574122
Anon, that guy you met probably isn't a psychopath, and you probably don't have any friends because you're a paranoid idiot who thinks everybody is a psychopath.
Why make a thread about him then
good you deserve it dumb frogposter
>>574122
>Holy shit what do
be friends with a psychopath
Shit, your true name? Is he going to summon you now?
>make friends with someone over the internet
>talk on Skype about weird porn
>he's an actual hacker and could trace my IP
>never use Skype again
>>574576
What did that have to do with /pol/?
>Wanting to meet anyone from this shithole IRL
>browse /b/
>see a newfag
>make an ironic meme remark
>the poster gets really angry
>tells me he's a navy seal and can trace my IP
Guys, I'm scared.
>>575208
anon there's no point running, board up your windows, he's coming as we speak
>>574122
>Holy shit what do
Potentially win a Darwin Award.
頑張ってね
(＾｡＾*
>>574122
>telling people your real name online
You are the cancer. This is the Internet. Your real name has no business on it, especially not on some shit like 4chan, Steam, or any service that isnt social media.
>implying you should use social media
If someone starts bugging me about where I live or my IRL name I unfriend them.
>>575251
literal autism
>>575262
If you don't already know someone AFK, you don't need to know those details. There are certain exceptions surrounding オフ会 but 4chan is certainly not one of them. Even less so if you are in a huge populous country like the United States of Burgerstan, like the majority of posters here.
>>575267
you said shit like steam
if you sperg out when a steam friend asks for your first name, then you are literally autistic
i know mommy said not to tell strangers your name, but you aren't going to get abducted, raped and killed just because mikey from xbox live knows your real name
>>575269
Fuck off teenager.
>>575276
sure sport
>>575269
>you said
Different poster.
Look, it's pretty self evident that you are a kid who grew up with the Internet being a place where anonymity is obscure and having multiple social media accounts with personal details is the norm. Just don't go acting all high and mighty when people who actually understand the Internet drop some useful insights. It's really obnoxious how kids keep shitting where they eat, online.
>>575277
See above.
>>575279
>it's pretty self evident that you are a kid who grew up with the Internet being a place where anonymity is obscure and having multiple social media accounts with personal details is the norm
do you think that i advocate everyone signing their birth name on their posts you fucking retard?
>Just don't go acting all high and mighty when people who actually understand the Internet drop some useful insights.
sorry mr anonyomus oldfag, i didn't realize that you were such an expert on the super secret internet club, please don't have /b/ do an ebin raid on me
>>575269
>if you sperg out when a steam friend asks for your first name, then you are literally autistic
I think the real autists are the ones that ask personal details of people they met online.
You're never going to meet these people IRL and it's really none of your business.
