Please make all other board pledge an allegiance or pay a tribute to /pol/.
/pol/ is not only the last bastion of free thought, of intelligent thought, of inspirational thought, but it is also the most active board and, therefore, the board that brings in the most dollars.
In this way, we contribute to the maintenance and provision of other boards. In return, and as a sign of their indebtedness to us, I demand that all non /pol/ boards create and pin a sticky swearing fealty, stating that /pol/ is the master race board and acknowledging their own cognitive inferiority and moral degeneracy (this sticky, of course, does not apply to those /pol/acks who visit other boards).
Thank you.
>>570166
a lot of responses came to mind when i read this but but you know what, let's just do that
Sure, but each board gets to choose its tribute.
>>570167
It's a reasonable proposal.
There should be greater recognition from other boards towards /pol/.
We called Trump before anyone else did.
We have the power of Kek on our board.
We provide stimulating intellectual debate, rather than the degenerate hiveminds that plague other boards.
I think we deserve a bit of respect.
>>570170
/pol/ gets final approval.
Can't have those /lit/ faggots posting their degeneracy without some oversight.
>>570166
Arrogant Australian Prick
>>570166
>the board that brings in the most dollars.
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But I do agree with you, OP. All of 4chan is rightful /pol/ clay and should pay us tribute.
>>570211
I hate that image because it makes /pol/ look anime.
>>570246
/pol/ is 90% weebs anyway, despite what some of the more recent 'immigrants' would have you believe.
>>570261
t. /a/
>>570268
Indeed, tits and ass.
>>570166
Why would the rest of the site pay tribute to an entire board made of reddit and 2009 /b/-tier memes?
You are literally newfags they never stop being new. Years later, it's the same shit.
>>570261
You mean like 98% of 4chin?
>>570261
>/pol/ is 90% weebs anyway,
Hahahaha.
Over 95% of /pol/ couldn't even name Momiji or any of the other "anime" girls they attach Trump hats onto, much less their origin. The number would be down to 60% or so a few years ago but /pol/ is far, far, far, far, FAR, FAR, FAR, JESUS CHRIST IT'S FAR closer to facebook than /a/ or /jp/.
This is one of the things /pol/ earns extra hatred for- twisting beloved characters into tools for the raiding of social media. If you're familiar with caturday or rageface you should be able to understand what /pol/ has done to Momiji.
Yes, I mad.
>>570166
t. rabbi benjamin shlomo von goldbergstien
