>mom finds out i spent $130 on an anime figurine
>she gets hysterical and is still upstairs crying
how do i calm her down?
Are you the father?
>>534913
This depends entirely on which girl it is.
>>534920
Its Rei figure
>>534921
Sorry, you're fucked then.
>>534921
Which one, anon?
>>534921
Ah so you bought a figure as lifeless as the character
>>534913
Redirect her to /toy/
When she sees lots upon lots of neckbeards spending their entire wage into plastic tits and moe statues, she either won't feel as bad for you, or lose all hope in humanity so hard, she may become the first registered person to die out of a broken heart.
>>534913
Why does she care?
>>535019
Because she's the one who paid for it. Duh? You don't seriously think NEETs make their own money, do you?
>>535024
You don't have Autismbux?
>>534913
If she's crying I'm guessing there's a lot more to the story than that.
Like possibly she told you not to do things like this before and without saying another word you just went off and did it anyway like an asshole or something?
>>534913
if you're a poorfag it's pretty dumb to spend that kind of money on something you could easily do without.
>>534913
>buy a half naked anime fig
>mother questions why i would buy that and that im a weirdo
>it arrives
>oh wait that thing actually looks pretty cool
Why is your mother such a fucking loser, anon?
>>535024
This. OP probably stole the money out of her purse, and now she has to decide between paying rent and eating.
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http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-019247&page=top
Should I buy this?
>>535087
delete this
>>535092
Not Megumin, so no.
>>535092
what's the point
aren't they supposed to be 2D anyway
>>535087
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>try to raise son properly
>want to see him happily married with kids, he'll make a great father
>introduce him to a nice neighbor girl
>talks to her once
>try to get him out of the house to meet new people
>gets angry at me and refuses to leave his room for days
>why is this happening?
>looking through mail
>see a large box with some Chinese on it
>must be for anon!
>I'll open it so he doesn't have to worry about the packaging when he gets home
>wait
>what is this thing
>is it a teenage girl
>why did it cost $130
>is he going to jerk off to it?
>he spent more money on this thing than on any of the ladies I introduced him to
>oh god
>what if he doesn't like actual girls
>what if I'll never have grandkids
>what the fuck went wrong
This is what's going through your mum's mind right now OP
>>535375
haha funny story I read it
