1. Rename /pol/ as /trump/ - Containment
2. Remove all the rules excluding #1, #2, #14 and #17
3. Slap a massive picture of Hillary Clinton at the top of the catalog with "Salty, Drumpfkins?" in big bold red text on the top
4. Encourage people from all boards to shitpost on /pol/
5. Have All Star play on the board at ear rape volume
And when November is finished the charred remnants of /pol/ will either try to rebuild or flee to Cripplechan.
PLEASE DO THIS HIROYUKI!
>>523444
I'm all for Trump, but as long as this drives away the /r/the_donald and /r/4chan shitters infesting us, I'm all for it.
The shitposting redditors will get a taste of their own medicine for once.
>>523445
It'll also be funny as fuck.
Although after the shitfest Hiroyuki could do a poll to see if 4chan wants /pol/ back or not. If we do vote to bring it back then it would probably have new features like tighter moderation and new rules.
>>523448
and state flags.
>>523449
>>523451
>state flags
No chance in hell, there would be superiority complex shitposting.
>The problem /pol/ has is they're almost never enforced by mods.
That's why we need another /pol/ harbor only THIS time far worse, it'll drive out the Redditors since they all think 4chan is some dangerous place filled with bad people.
>>523449
State flags on election day.
>>523460
OK, I can get behind that.
State flags for the whole of November sounds better.
On December 1st, /pol/ will be temporarily removed for a few days and /int/ will have strict rules applied so politics doesn't take it over.
>>523444
I'm not wanting this thread to slip, I want the moderators to see this so we can put this into action.
With /pol/'s death there shall come rebirth.
>>523444
I support
>>523444
But why?
I think most of us are fairly sure /pol/ will self destruct if Trump loses, free of any interference from mods/hiro. If he wins, they will within a year be disappointed that he can't really do the shit he talked about.
Kids and adults who slept though politics 101 in high school/college forget that the president isn't a king. If he wins Congress is gonna cockblock him no matter if it's Dem or GOP majority because neither side wanted him there, and he'd entirely be a lame duck. A loud, bitchy one. This is me being nice even contemplating that he could win at all; he likely will not.
>>523444
>implying Hillary will win
4chan is gonna wave the Trump flag in November. No, for the next 4 years.
Get fucked.
>>523444
>5. Have All Star play on the board at ear rape volume
Are you stupid? /pol/ would enjoy this.
>>523444
1. Rename /pol/ to /cuck/
2. Post a huge picture of a white blonde teen getting reamed by a big black guy
3. Work with blacked.com to get something like a 10% off coupon code and tile it in the background
4. Make all post images into this: A crude photoshop of hillary on a black man having her way with Donald Trump.
5. Bring back the cuckolding audio
/pol/ needs to be shitposted to oblivion.
>>523505
/pol/ is always wrong about these things.
please do this hiroyuki. please.
>>523504
and then the rest of the americans will secede.
you think we won't shed blood over our loss of freedom? you think we'd stand still while congress encroaches on our second amendment and right to property?
>>523444
>implying Hiroyuki cares
He has not listened to a single one of these autistic "fun" ideas. And I say this completely apolitically. Asking for something like this just makes you look like a child regardless of who you're voting for (assuming you're actually old enough to vote).
>>523508
OK, UPDATE.
Instead of All Star, we'll have shit playing like Clinton saying some liberal bullshit or stuff that triggers /pol/.
Can you think of any ideas?
>>523538
Yeah, here's a good idea: You drink a bucket of bleach and shut the fuck up.
>>523541
Holy shit that's some sharp edge.
You better be careful or you'll cut your vagina.
>>523543
Yeah, here's a good idea: You drink a bucket of bleach and shut the fuck up.
>>523548
Did you really feel the need to post the same reply twice?
You must really be triggered.
>>523549
Yeah, here's a good idea: You drink a bucket of bleach and shut the fuck up.
>>523519
"eye for an eye" in the words on THE DONALD himself.
They have been shitposting across the entire website constantly, for months. /pol/ users, /r/the_donald refugees, etc. They deserve a little fun.
I don't want them banned outright, I just want November to be a bloodbath on that board because they really do deserve it.
>>523579
Once again, Hiro does not care. Shitposters will be banned, that's it.
>>523518
>won't shed blood
No, you wouldn't.
>stand still
Yes, that is exactly what you'd do.
>>523538
Ye
Hillary Clinton bass boosted at ear rape level played throughout 4chan. 24/7.
Obviously none of this is going to happen, but an anon can dream.
>>523444
>literally cucking for the left
Please have sex tumblr.
>>523755
That reminds me, I've had sex with a few girls from tumblr. It is some of the best sex I've ever had. Tumblr is seriously underrated.
>>523445
Do people honestly still believe in the reddit boogeyman?
>>523943
Yes. Those people are called retards, and this site is full of them.
>>523444
Not a half bad idea it would purge alot of cancer off our board.
>>523512
>trump isn't a serious candidate
>trump isn't going to win a state
>trump isn't going to become the republican nominee
>trump isn't going to become president
DOHOHOHO
>>524060
He isn't. He only got this far because every other potential nominee was fucking worthless.
>>523444
>4. Encourage people from all boards to shitpost on /pol/
How would we tell when it was starting?
>>524068
Including Hillary
>>524068
>because every other potential nominee was fucking worthless
And Hilldog isn't? Given all the controversies she's tied up in your average joe could put on the ropes in a debate without even breaking a sweat. It's going to be a slaughter fampai.
>>524068
INCREASINGLY
ITT: fags who think Hiroyuki is going to shut-down/shit-up one of the boards bringing yuuuge amounts of traffic to 4chans just because you're all butthurt about that big meanie Mr. Trump.
But please, don't stop posting these cringe-worthy threads. The thought that there's a dedicated little group of you valiantly trying to foment anti-/pol/ rebellion despite widespread apathy, hostility and hearty keks at your expense, gives me boundless joy.
And don't forget, every new thread just makes /pol/'s collective penis harder. ;^)
