>poster announces sage
>respond "Thanks for the bump." while bumping thread
Post examples of tricky things you like to do.
>>501681
>sage in every field
>>501683
Thanks for the bump.
>nobody responds to thread
>bump thread pretending to be someone else contributing
>if anyone catches on, accuse them of samefagging
>ask for source of something I know the source of
>respond to my own post with the source and a smiley
>bump thread
>delete post and feign ignorance even when someone links the archive
>OP posts about some personal problems
>wait for someone to ask question
>quickly respond pretending to be OP and answering something retarded so that everyone thinks OP is a faggot
>>501836
This reminds me, I like to do the same thing when people are having an argument. I jump in and pretend I'm the other person and say something incredibly dumb that possibly even contradicts what "I" said earlier.
>announce sage
>don't actually sage
>shitpost in a general
>complain about the shitposters ruining general
>post on a board with IDs on phone
>after every post turn airplane mode on and off
>samefag with new ID each time
>>501939
I hate you so much
>>501840
That was 90% of the people "saging" back when sage was visible.
I can, only now, assume that it is 100%.
>>501949
It's best when someone is being a faggot, and you want to call him out for being a faggot. Post 10 replies to faggot's post, each with a different ID and writing style, telling poster he's a faggot.
Wouldn't really work on a board with no IDs. But it's great on a board with IDs because most people still associate IDs with posters.
I pretend to be two people
>Argue with someone as anon
>Support them as another anon
They probably have no idea how autistic I am
>dog gags on nothing
>tell her to go back to 9gag
>make an especially good shitpost and get angry responses
>put hand to mouth in real life and laugh "ufufu" like an anime girl
>>502540
I do the same thing but it's like Monokuma's laugh
>>501836
Love doing this.
>>502547
So, upupu? Yeah, that is pretty close.
>make intelligent, well-reasoned post
>look at it afterwards
>close the quick reply window because it's just not fucking worth it anymore
>>502552
Fuck, I meant that I type out the whole post in the quick reply box and then close it before posting.
See what I mean? Just not fucking worth it anymore.
>>501683
memes
>>502570
Thanks for the bump.
>>501840
there are users who think that you sage by saying sage in the comment field / include sage in your reply
>you like to do
stopped reading there
>Bait thread celebs in /xivg/ and constantly bring up drama about them
>Sometimes even spread rumors about them
>Have never even talked with them and yet have them wrapped around my finger
>Can make them butthurt and cause the entire thread to turn into a shitshow with just a few posts
>Sometimes even samefag pretending to be someone defending them when they stop taking the bait so the shitshow continues
I literally don't even play the general's game and I haven't for almost two years
>>502586
>someone makes a "stopped reading there" post that stops reading at the end of the post
>I pretend it's a mindblowing revelation that they did it
>>501838
I do this for the side I agree with
>reply to someone while deliberately misconstruing what they say in a way that says the opposite of what they intend
>call them a stupid idiot
>they respond to me saying that's not what they were saying at all
>continue doing the same thing while calling them a moron and berating them
>start pointing out contradictions in what they say, which aren't actually contradictions
>they keep responding to defend themselves
>>501838
I even do that with the person I'm arguing with. Sometimes I will reply to myself, as if I were the person I was arguing with, and say something completely retarded. Then I'll once again reply to myself and say wtf, you're a retard.
>>502737
I love that, especially if the discussion is not going my way. If the other guy is being a particularly stubborn prick and refuses to give up, sometimes I pretend to be him and say something like "Alright, I admit I was just trolling." And then if he comes back like "That wasn't me" I accuse him of being a fake.
I follow a certain guy by his posting style and mock his waifu.
>>502763
I do it in a more subtle way. I'll write in his style, and adamantly continue his arguments. But I'll back it up with "facts" which are in fact complete bullshit and easily proven wrong.
Then I can just reply to "him" again telling him how he's fucking clueless about even simple things, here's some links, look it up. You're wrong.
>post on desktop
>change all my image filenames to image.jpg and tumblr filenames
>>502552
I know that feel, m8
>>502777
Nice get
>make post
>delete post
>blame mods
>see thread I do not like
>start posting lolis
>mods come in
>non-static ip
>continue until 50% of posts are accompanied by picture of little girl in sexual situation
>jannie gives out and 404 thread
Also works well with futa and traps
>>502806
>roleplay as a government insider on /x/ or /pol/
>make posts confirming everyone's worst fears
>predict upcoming stock crashes, false flags, martial law, gun confiscation
>make all posts within 5 minutes of each other
>everyone believes it
>delete all posts
>change IP address
>blame US government/jewluminati
>be traveling in another country
>rabidly shitpost on a board with flags to ruin that country's reputation
>>503702
>find a decent Indian proxy
>make up some nonsense about "designated shitting streets" and post it on /pol/
>they eat it up
>>503705
I thought that meme was born on /int/.
>>502570
You're a meme
>>503712
You can't post pictures of poop on /int/.
>>503718
There's cuck porn threads all day on /int/. Janitors are pretty non-existent or have weird taste.
>>503718
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/designated-shitting-streets-poo-in-the-loo
It was on /int/ first. Apparently an unintentional slip by an Indian. I remember because I was in that thread.
>>502659
>there
*their
>>502594
Test
>reply with a shitpost
>close thread and don't even care if people take the bait or not
Every
Single
Time
>tfw sage has been invisible since 2013
>>504272
Oh wow, what a rebel.
Sometimes I like to take a pair of scissors and spin it around on my finger even though that's supposed to be dangerous.
>>504278
I was so happy when they finally got rid of that. It floored me that for once moot actually made a good decision for the site.
>>504320
He only made sage invisible but it's still available and functional.
https://www.4chan.org/4channews.php?all#114
>>504329
I am well aware of that. I was happy he got rid of visible sage because all it ever did was distract people. The perception that it's a downvote became so strong that I could never use it when I didn't feel my post was worth bumping the thread with (the way it was intended) because people would think I was expressing disdain. Removing visible sage allows me to just sage without getting a bunch of idiots who judge my post on the fact that I used sage. I've noticed the only people who want visible sage back are the ones who have a really limited view of how sage can be used.
I used to go to a few boards on... Wakachan, I think? And they were mature enough to use sage without screaming about it. So it was nice. But 4chan just can't handle it. Every time something from those boards got linked to /jp/, we got an influx of idiots complaining about "all those blue names."
>>504372
Visible sage wouldn't have helped them "learn" any better. If people don't have a will to learn, they won't learn. Basically, eat shit, faggot.
>>503753
>correct something that wasn't wrong in the first place and farm responses
>for potential extra ruse points, occasionally pretend I'm correcting my own post
>>504372
Sage should be removed completely. It's just impotent japanese passive/aggressive behaviour.
>>504444
Japanese people don't use it passive-aggressively. They use it because they don't want to bump every fucking thread as they go through a list of threads and make a new post.
>>504451
And why don't they want to bump certain threads? Because they consider these threads to be bad.
Face it, your precious japs are a bunch of spineless passive/aggressive autists.
>>504458
>muh culture is better than you're culture
Anon pls
>>504460
That's not what I said. By the way, I'm from Sweden so I obviously wouldn't say something like that.
>>504458
>Because they consider these threads to be bad.
Projection at its finest.
>>504466
You're projecting too. You see the japs as better than they are.
I noticed that this thread didn't bump, you saged it. Can you explain why you saged this thread?
>>504462
Why does being a swede exempt you from being a fucking idiot ?
I'm of the opinion that every thread ought to be in autosage-mode anyway, and you need to actually put an anti-sage in the options field to bump the thread with your post. It should also be visible so that people know that for whatever reason, that poster thought that his post warranted to bump the thread, making it interesting and worthy of putting the topic on the front page.
That option should only be available after you've made multiple posts with the same IP in the thread, however.
To reduce thread spamming, an IP would need to be active on a board for at least 10 minutes or even more, depending on how quick traffic on each board is.
>>504468
>I have no idea what projecting means and I think every anon is the same person
>>504469
Swedish people are automatically smarter than average because they live in a country where they get free health care, free college, and the government just randomly gives them free money every so often.
>>504477
>they get free health care, free college, and the government just randomly gives them free money every so often
And offers them free suicide since birth.
>>502015
kek
>>504478
I just looked this up and apparently you may have gotten Sweden confused with Switzerland but this is pretty interesting. Apparently you don't even have to be a citizen to do it, so anyone who wants to die without making a mess can just go to Switzerland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_in_Switzerland
Slow down now, what I meant was that Sweden sucks, so I obviously wouldn't say that we're better than Japan.
>>504490
The fuck? Are Swedish people so privileged that they don't realize how much better they have it than 90% of the world? It is a legitimately top-tier country.
>>504372
>all the more often
>find a good thread on page 10
>make a post
>sage
>>504372
I doubt most newfriends even read the FAQ.
I take pride in having memorized it.
>>504530
Hell, sometimes I bump a shit thread on page 10 WITH a shitpost, so that "even" is dumb. Shitposters don't want their work to go unnoticed.
>browse plebbit
>follow link to 4chan thread
>call posters newfags and tell them to go back to plebbit
>announce sage
>get banned
>send another $20 to moot the Google cuck
>>504488
>paying mountain jews for something you could do at home
>>504962
But the alp-horns do it at a professional level.
>>504964
For you
sage doesn't work at all anymore
I just bumped this from page six with "sage" in the options
>>505548
test
>>501917
Kill yourself, I know who you are.
>>505794
Who is he?
>>505795
He's a supreme autist who's spend the last four months trying to ruin the DJT thread on /a/.
>find someone replying to op
>tell them to fuck off, they're not op
>tens of people accusing me of newfaggotry
>airplane mode on then off
>act like nothing happened
>See a thread I think is stupid
>Type up a long, elaborate post full of horrifying things that is still somehow on-topic
>Post it
>Thread is ruined
>Use archive to copypaste it into other relevant threads, also ruining them
The power of CTRL-C and CTRL-V cannot be underestimated. It can both kill and bring cancer. The alpha and omega.
>>504372
Yeah, before it was made invisible they were going to learn any day now.
I sometimes post a roll image in a thread I like but whose content is disliked by others and doesn't receive much attention, so the thread gets flooded with newfriends who permanently bump the thread onto the first page while thinking they're somehow derailing it.
This is on /r9k/, by the way.
>>505902
/r9k/ doesn't count. It's the easiest board on 4chan to troll.
>>502613
Someone like you does the same thing to me in Monster Hunter General and I think it's hilarious.
>>502776
I also have a lot of tumblr filenames just to trigger people.
>>505903
It's not something to take pride in, no, but fuck you if it isn't hilarious to see a bunch of braindead kittens roll around in their own shit because you sprinkled catnip over said shit.
>>505908
Don't get me wrong. I also like to troll /r9k/ from time to time. They are so easy to trigger it's not even funny. Their reactions are completely predictable.
>>501838
>>502737
>argument about worth of college degrees in an IT/programming career
>one obnoxious guy insisting that degrees are a waste of time, self-learned is always better
>jump in pretending to be him and saying "Even the best programmer of our time, Linus Torvalds, is a college dropout."
>samefag reply of WTF, links about Linus
>others also jump on that totally retarded post
>>505902
Out of curiosity, do you do it with your tripcode on, or no?
On a related note, how often do you take your tripcode off to manipulate things?
>>505980
Tripcode off.
>how often do you take your tripcode off to manipulate things?
Very rarely, actually. I don't recall taking my trip off for anything else besides posting something that I need to have as many people see as possible (due to being filtered), such as new threads and a post with a roll image with the sole purpose of getting a thread bumped constantly.
This is why we can't have nice things: The Thread.
>inb4 the obvious replies
>respond to a post
>decide I have more to say and type another response
>keep doing it so it looks like a million different people are responding to this one post
>if people respond to my responses, type an individual post for each response so I look like different people
>complain about phone posters ruining everything
>about to post something that might get me banned
>get out my phone for that one post so it doesn't matter
ban phone posters or I'll never stop
>>507371
You'll always find a way. I know your kind because I'm one of them. We don't get dissuaded that easily.
>go to a thread
>give myself a (You)
>>508455
>go on /pol/
>say something critical of my european ancestry
>await the inevitable memers who will remind me that everything i have i owe to my whiteness
>thank them for helping me to better understand the enormity of my privilege
>mfw their heads explode
>>501681
Dunno why but some people will deflect being called out or blown out or whatever just by posting "thanks", just "thanks". I like to post a "you're welcome" as a response, or a "you're welcome ;)" if not on /a/.
Really do hate one word responses, especially millenial-speak responses like "wow" or "hilarious" or autist responses like "wrong" or "incorrect".
Learn to articulate and communicate you damn aspies.
>>508583
Why not post the wink on /a/? I've done that a lot.
>>508585
There is, no joke, one autistic faggot who takes it upon himself to report people who post emoticons and reply with "Do not post emoticons on /a/", and has been at it for quite some time.
It's a bannable offense also
And I like /a/, I share their dislike of emoticons in general, so I don't do it there, but happily do it in threads that need to be shat up.
>>508585
Because that's uncreative and unfulfilling unless you are 12? Don't get me wrong, I'm all for upsetting autists, and I appreciate seeing someone put in work doing so, but those little shitposts are just pointless. They go through the same routine.
>>501742
smart
>>508586
I don't browse /a/, so I have no idea how autistic of a board it is. But that's some grade A autistic butthurt there. An autist who thinks he can make up his own rules on a board?
>>508625
It's normal board culture to report emoticons and ban people for them on /a/ but some take it more seriously than others.
>>508646
I don't see that mentioned in the rules, so... is it just like in /r9k/ where butthurt posters are always going "waaah ban normies/unvirgins/females" despite it not being a rule?
>>508653
Yeah, pretty much.
>>508653
>so...
Stay toasty roastie ;)
>>508586
>searches archive
Okay, that's autistic even by 4chan standards.
>>508663
Not him, but
>notice a reoccurring post
>want to make sure I'm not going crazy
>two clicks with 4chan X
Not that autistic or obsessive at all.
>>508663
Standards for standard people. Here at 4chan we all strive to be extraordinary.
>>508693
Thanks for clearing it up, that was what I meant. I cringed at the level of autism I found on the archives when searching that.
Is it really one guy making that same exact post, multiple times a day, day after day? And he's been at it for how long? A year? Longer?
>>508711
There's multiple cases of those, like the guy who responds to every keit-ai meme. Here's a tripfag that does something similar as well
http://desustorage.org/a/search/tripcode/!PLS%2FGOv3qU/
He posts normally as anon, but switches to that whenever he calls out newfags. There's rare exceptional instances where he called out newfaggorty just as a joke, but for the most part the dedication sure is something. Not that surprising by /a/ standards tho.
>>508766
That is an exceptional level of autism. The boards I frequent are slower and more normal, so it's not something I'm used to seeing.
>Enter a thread
>Randomly attack someone
>This is literally the most important thing in my life
>Soon the argument is getting heated
>More people begin siding with my opponent
>Pretend to be other people who support my side
>Start meme posting as much as I can
>They call me out on it
>Continue shitposting and generally being a pain
>Eventually they get bored and start leaving the thread one by one
>Soon the thread is empty
>Make sure I always have the last reply as the thread dies
>404
>I win
>>508777
At least you don't start a thread to shitpost against yourself to keep a thread alive and then get so much into the shitflingong on both your own sides that you develop multiple personalities arguing against yourself in earnest.
Yet.
>see a shit thread on page 10
>insult their shit thread with sage in all fields
>they can't do anything about it since their thread is archived
>>508014
while that may be true I still want to ban all phone posters
>type a response to someone else's post
>make another post accusing both that post and my response of being a samefag
>toss out further samefag accusations at subsequent responses
>>508766
>his response to what are you doing this summer
>fixing /a/
I like him.
>>501681
THANKS FOR THE BUMP!
that's what I say
>>508583
I sometimes respond to posts with "Pfft, no." but usually I only ever do that for posts which also don't have much effort put into them. So I don't know if I'm the kind of person you hate. But if they say "Nice comeback" then I do follow up with "Thanks." because usually I get to have the last word. Not sure I've seen "thanks" in the context you're referring to though.
>Use post with cropped pony image
>get no replies
Every time
>>508457
What anime is this from? Google isn't helping.
>>509266
You know the source and are about to post it.
>>508798
Thanks dude, I didn't think of that one. Have to try it.
>respond to a post with "I'm not even going to dignify that with a response."
>watch as the (you)s roll in
>Greentext with capital letters and punctuation because people are autistic and can't stand it.
>>509287
Ironically, I do not for once.
>>509266
>>509588
Kyōkai no Kanata, but it seems to be an edit.
>>501695
kek
>>502015
I totally do that.
>>510428
That's funny, apparently I actually did recognize it but didn't think it was that because I couldn't remember her making such a face. Thanks for the help.
>>510476
Np
>Stay in a general for months.
>Have a strong opinion.
>Argue your opinion all the time in all possible ways, but always with slightly faulty logic. Use underhanded methods such as samefagging and rigging strawpolls if necessary to create the appearance of being right.
>Remember all of the arguments used against your opinion, especially the best and most reasonable ones.
>Observe how people start agreeing and having the same opinion as you do, just because of their herd mentality.
>Turn around and start arguing against your actually poorly argued opinion.
>Anyone who argues against you will inevitably use something you came up with yourself and used faulty reasoning for, and you also remember all of the good arguments that people used against you.
>Crush all opposition.
>>510567
Give me a specific example.
>>510594
No :^)
You can't get me, I can see your tricks!
>>501681
didn't sage and noko get phased out once a lot of the 4chan x features got implemented into 4chan?
>>510638
Noko is used automatically, but you can still type sage and nonoko in the options field and they will work.
>some fag calls a person reddit
>ask him how he knows what reddit is or likes
>watch all the replies calling me reddit fly in
>>510942
People really get desperate about those reddit insults. I like to cut them of and tell THEM to go to Reddit, or Tumblr, before they can use it. It's especially funny if I do it right after saying some extremely "SJW-ish" thing.
>>508583
If this thread doesn't exemplify why most people don't want to spend the time to actually write an articulate response to a post that is more than likely made just to get attention then all I have to say to you is, wow, hilarious, thanks.
>talk shit
>get called out
>reply: that's the joke
>>511859
>talk shit
>get called out
>reply "Baited." or "Trolled."
>respond to the salty replies with "u mad"
I like mine more because it has a higher chance of annoying people.
>>511876
>higher chance of annoying people
Unless they themselves are a newfag also, I doubt it has any effect on anyone who's been here long enough. The word cuck is relatively more effective probably, although bannable offense on certain boards. Just fyi
>post thread
>on page 9 with no replies
>take out my phone and start shitposting
>turn on airplane mode in between every post so it bumps the thread
>thread starts picking up
works every time.
>>505795
a retarded frogposter
In my threads I am more angry/insulting than I normally would be to make sure an argument starts and my thread keeps getting bumped
>make a particularly stupid post
>toss in a frog image so people will get especially annoyed
>>505824
The many embellishments in this piece I believe harken back to the rococo artistic movement of the 18th century, with the lighting and aesthetics creating a seamless finish most would not try to replicate out of fear. The details seen are overall flawless, and create an apotheosis of sorts; giving the subject of this picture enlightenment to a higher plane of existence.
I like to think that this post is a critique on post-modern revivalism, creating an already stark contrast between the upper-class elite and lower-status working class. The brushstrokes seen here complement the simplistic design choices; making one wonder: have we really come this far?
>>512984
Damn, I wish this post had come a bit earlier. I would have used it in a /tv/ thread about the line "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil" and it would have worked.
I say something that is blatantly wrong so people provide me with arguments as to why I'm wrong, and then save those arguments for future use.
I can't articulate my points very well so I have other anons do it for me.
>>513551
Dude, I do this too. Usually with arguments about politics, which I don't understand in the least. High five.
Why do people bother doing all these elaborate 4chan mind games? Seems pretty pointless to me, especially seeing as most active posters do it, so it's basically trolls trolling trolls.
>>513907
Boredom is a terrifying thing.
>>501742
>ask for source of something obscure I know the source of
>respond to my own post telling me to beg for it
>ERP with myself until I am banned
works every time
When I don't know the source of something I say something along the lines "Oh man, I love [something that is not what that image depicts]" and I get at least five flustered people giving me the actual source. This works well because you don't get the >hurr spoonfeeding accusations that come with asking for sauce normally.
>tfw you make a point so good that you start seeing it parroted by other people
>>513922
Oh man, I love Jontron.
>>514049
yeah man me to
>>514176
Oh MAN, I love Kuso Miso Technique.
>>514942
M E
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T O O
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>>513987
This shit doesn't work.
