If you were admin, what would you do for April Fools' on 4chan?
I'd do
>pic related
to /pol/
Delete >>>/s4s/ forever.
Hiro announces he's leaving us and does a final Q&A.
>>478010
redirect 4chan.org to facebook.com
turn off the spoiler filter
>>478010
Make both /a/ and /co/ hidden boards and pretend that they are being merged into /avn/ Animation & Visual Novels for a single day.
The backlash from everyone that falls for it would make it worth it.
Change /a/ to:
>/a/ - Animated cartoons
Open for all cartoons regardless of geographic origin, including mlp.
>>478138
>Animated cartoons
As opposed to those cartoons which aren't animated?
>>478140
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animated_cartoon
>>478138
how to do irreperable damage: the idea
Remove the native extension for a day
>>478138
The fact that people honestly thing there is a difference in Japanese and American cartoons is fucking dumb as shit.
However there is a difference between the communities who watch Japanese and American cartoons.
Keep western anime and eastern cartoons on different boards.
>>478145
>appeal to a wiki page which has been flagged for inaccuracy since 2014
You made a stupid comment, anon. Don't try to back pedal now.
Don't play dumb: when someone says cartoon, it's animated 100% of the time.
>>478173
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animated_cartoon
>accidentally merge /a/, /pol/, /v/, and /mlp/ into one board
>promise to fix it before the day is over
>"ha ha april fools' it's actually like this forever"
>>478181
just have /a/, /pol/, /v/, and /tv/ hidden and redirect them all to /b/
then delete em all if you want y'know whatever
>>478181
Nothing of value would be lost.
>>478010
>change the entire website into japanese and japanese word filters
>change some of the really big boards into text boards for a few days
Remove names and trips, and implement word filters for every chan buzzword, and every possible variation. The joke is that it's permanent.
>>478010
I'd introduce a sound track to every board (similar to the holiday songs) that was just a soft computer beep once every few minutes on a loop.
>>478010
Redirect all board to /b/.
>>478010
Make /pol/ the SJW board
Turn /vr/ into the Sonic board
Nuke /mlp/
Allow /mlp/ everywhere again for one day
Turn /tv/ into the reddit board
Turn /v/ into the gamer girl board
>>478431
A form of only one board for everything so this.
Wordfilter Trump to Drumpf.
>>478440
Oh, hey reddit!
What's up? High five? DOWN LOW? OH, YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
>>478167
This is for April fools day, so I say unite the boards.
>>478465
I was drunk when I wrote that last night so I forgot this was an april fools thread.
>>478010
>delete /b/ for a day
>change the CSS to Reddit
>delete GL15
>bring back /z/
>make posting on /v/ result in a permaban
>word filter everything to cuck
>change greentext to redtext
>make /v/ tripfags mods for the day
>delete /pol/, /mlp/ and [s4s]
>>478484
>delete [s4s]
'no'
test
All boards are one for a day.
I would put this on every page for the day.
If someone waits 15 minutes, it would redirect them to the real 4chan website.
>>478484
>I'll delete things I don't like that other people do like! That's totally an April Fools Day prank!
>>478502
>all boards become blue boards
>porn boards are hidden
>/b/ has to go without porn threads for a day.
>>478587
Oh, like the ending of Undertale. I like it.
>>478587
Actually, this is a pretty good ideia for a secret club.
>>478454
That kinda stopped being funny last year, m8.
>>478014
When are you going to ban this kid, mods?
>April Fools
>Ban all traps on /pol/ and all normies on /r9k/
>Say "MUH APRIL FOOLS"
>Never unban.
add flags, IDs, the robot filter, bright colors and annoying background music on all boards for one day
Delete /qa/
Oh wait, that's not a joke.
rangeban australia, the UK, and finland
>>478010
>If you were admin, what would you do for April Fools' on 4chan?
Enable flags for ALL boards and unlock the banter.
>>479401
this
>>479401
And no Captcha
>>479401
This but make every poster from australia.
Permaban everyone that posts on fast boards
Cause hilarious butthurt and purge whiney faggotry in one swoop
No text, only image posts.
>>478010
make >>>/tumblr/ and >>>/reddit/ actual boards
Redirect every board to /a/.
Make names required
IDs on all boards
Add gender field
Add preferred pronoun field
Add sexuality field
Add race field
Add trigger field
Ban people for triggering others and not using the preferred pronouns of others
Nag people to register for a 4chan account
Make stickies on all boards to celebrate diversity
Ban cis straight white males
All of this undone by the end of the day
It would cause a huge shit storm, but it would be fucking hilarious.
>>481593
holy fuck this
Record a whole day of posts and "play" it back. Posting is disabled for everyone.
>>478010
Ban all non-American posters.
>>478484
>delete /pol/, /mlp/ and [s4s]
spot the nigger
>>481593
can I vote here?
please let's do this the exact way anon wrote.
>>481593
>wanting to watch the world burn the post
>>481593
Just adding the pronouns and banning for wrong pronoun use will be enough.
Allow any user to ban any other user.
The bans will only last one hour, and the post won't be deleted, and maybe you can add a cool down on banning, or be unable to ban when banned.
>>481697
This is a bad suggestion, anon. Within an hour or two, you'll have a few people already perfected a script that auto-bans every single post made.
>>478010
Force anonymous trips on all boards.
>>478181
Noone would care, they all moved to /trash/ for the faps.
>>481344
Well we already have /qa/
Reverse all of the text on /a/ to read left to right.
Bring back ideology flags on /pol/ along with country flags. (And let them stay)
Party hats for [s4s]
Delete /qa/ forever. (Not a prank)
>>483046
all great ideas, i love you <3
Shut down the site for good
so is there anything for april fool's?
i don't see anything
>>483106
It starts tomorrow or the next few days.
It's April 1 in asia though.
>>483119
it's already past midnight on the east coast though
>>483143
East coast is utter shit and nobody cares about it. West coast is best coast which is why festivities always start on OUR time.
>>483159
well i wait in hope
thank you
>>481593
>Add trigger field
>Ban people for triggering others and not using the preferred pronouns of others
>>479433
Australia has already been rangebanned from /v/, so it's not impossible to do that
>>483333
This is a lie.
Outstanding digits.
>>478010
This.
>>483360
This is a way better idea than all the stupid shit people were coming up with in this thread.
>>483403
No it's way worse
>>483426
You said it Troy, cocks are delicious.
Wait.
>>483426
I don't want to hear that from YOU, Troy. Remember what you did at the Grateful Dead concert?
>>478014
wew
>>483447
I remember what he did. F***ing Troy.
So, who's hating this spring break? Can't wait 'til my kids get back to school.
>>483494
i know right lol my little buggers keep getting nto me and hubbys special draw. cam home n tyler an buck were using daddys beads as ninja weapons lol!!!
