>go to /a/
>mention you have a girlfriend
>obese weeaboos have an aneurysm
>mfw I don't even have a gf
>lying anonymously on the internet about having a girlfriend
no offense anon, but I get the feeling you're the pathetic one here.
>>462282
>obese weeaboos have an aneurysm
You say this like it's a hard thing to accomplish.
>Go to /pol/
>Post obvious bait
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>go to /a/
>don't mention my girlfriend
>should I need to reference an event involving her, describe her as a "friend" to avoid inevitable shitstorms
>fit in perfectly
Amazing how easy it is to not be a faggot, OP. You should try it sometime.
>>462282
go on the internet
say anything
get insulted about some demographic you've now been grouped in with by your attacker
make a thread about it
>>462282
look at this bait i posted in /ck/ everytime i post a daily mail food related meme article everyone gets baited
>>>/ck/7441458
last time i made a thread about a teacher who covered a 14 year old pupil in nutella and licked it off her and getting jailed for it and i got baned for 3 days but it got quashed after 1 day lel
>>462282
>I shitpost
>People shitpost
>XDDD
You can do the same thing on /r9k/, just casually mention you're a girl at the end of your post and get free (You)'s.
>>462282
Why does anime attract so many autists?
>>462686
It doesn't, that's just a shitty meme. Thing is, people who brag about supposedly having girlfriends are like attention whores, which makes them obnoxious. No one cares if you're not single, you're not special (neither am I).
>go to /v/
>make a sarcastic post
>BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT BAIT
>>462282
>J-Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be a normalfag.
>go on /co/
>post redirects to other boards that are appropriate for the off-topic subject in a thread
>people in the thread get upset, make up excuses as to why subject is /co/-related and that the appropriate board is full of meanies and would never ever discuss the subject
>>462330
>reference an event involving her
Nice blog.
>>462688
I'm convinced. Nice dubs btw.
