Alright /qa/, how tall are you?
5'9 reporting
5'6"
5'11
Feels good
5'7"
6'1"
6'0 +
6'6"
6'5''
I've measured myself multiple times in one day before and I actually fluctuate between 5'11" and 6'1". It's weird.
>>461534
calm down shorty
>>461500
LONDON
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N
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O
N
>>461500
Can I lay you down over my lap?
>>461499
http://kuvshinov-ilya.deviantart.com/art/3-576054436 Source.
193 cm
I don't use burger meters
5'11'', or 180cm
>>461556
6'3" you're welcome.
6'1"
5'4
I'm the shortest one here
>>461634
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
161 cm/5'3"
I feel fucking tiny right now
>>461675
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
6'
183cm
I don't even remember.
173cm because fuck imperial system.
5'8"
I'm tall enough.
>>461714
this
6'2
6'3" master race
I am the literal perfect male height
>>461749
I wish Kyouko was 6'3''.
>>461499
5'5''
It's not that bad, but I do feel a bit timid in a room full of big strong men
>>461928
LONDON
ONDONL
NDONLO
DONLON
ONLOND
NLONDO
>Be 5'11''
>One inch away from 6'
>Not a single person I have ever met has met me eye-to-eye on height
>Every single person is either much taller than me or much shorter
>Women think I'm very tall
>Some men think I'm very short
>Other men think I'm very tall, too
>facewhen
Still the tallest in this thread. How's it going little men? Little fellows.
>>461949
>Women think I'm very tall
Ha ha. Little man. This is a funny comment from a very small little man!
>>461951
Are you a caveman?
6'0
5'11'' apparently.
>>461949
Literally every dude I deal with is within a couple of inches of me, and chicks are usually 3-4 inches shorter. 5'11'' is pretty close to my ideal height, so I'm happy with it.
>>461950
>6'6''
absolute lanklet-tier, dude. Have fun with your never ending nogains, back pain and being too tall to fit into shit.
>>461971
You are a very short little man. It is funny to me that you can excuse being such a small and little man! How unfortunate of a life! Ha ha ha!
5'10, almost made it.
165 centimeters in universal units
>>461499
What is it with murrifats and their specail snowflake units? Why do you still measure in 3 5/6 nutsacks of your grandfather?
>>462071
Senpai has officially noticed you, friend, but your country is still irrelevant.
5'11'' and some change. Only men ever ask since most females are either shorter than me or bean pole tier.
>>461635
I-I'm a boy.
>>462227
Do you have a feminine penis?
>>462227
How much do you weigh? Are you skinny and short? If you're skinny and short, and weaker than me, then I'll pick you up and carry you around while you kick and fight me. I'll leave your dick completely alone.
>>462227
only makes me harder
>>461634
Nope. I'm about the same height.
over 5'11".
>>462071
It's called the imperial system for a reason. Blame the English.
>>462299
Switching every road sign from Miles Per Hour to km/hour would cost over 100 billion dollars.
>>462227
>>462240
N-no.
>>462237
132 lbs, but about 17% body fat.
I was 126 lean during the season.
>>462337
Feet?
>>462337
Where you at, lil' sissy
>>462337
Make a thread about you on /soc/ and link to it here. This is getting a little too steamy for /qa/.
5'8" but that's kinda tall in my case.
>>462738
>when you realize 99% of anime avatarfags are 3/10 ugly faggots rping as traps/grills in order to get attention
it (literally) kills me inside, but it always ends up being the same story desu.
>>462752
I literally don't care what they look like or if they're male, female, or something else. I just want to do humiliating things to them.
>>462625
>>462733
>>462738
I don't like this thread anymore
5'3"
>>462768
this desu
>>462782
Speak for yourself. I'm liking it more and more.
6'0 but look 6'2 because one of my legs is longer and I have to wear manlet shoes.
1.78m which would be 5'8" according to Google.
And IIRC 68kgs/150lbs.
>>462867
looks like you're bad at maths and googling
>>462867
5'10".
For the record, there are 12 inches in a foot, not 10. 5.8 is not five feet, eight inches.
6'3
'
3
>>461749
For what? Being a normalfag?
>5'2
Time to make people feel better.
>>462926
Okay. You. You're the one I want over my lap.
>>462926
cute.
>>462937
Just here to make short people feel better and they can think that they are at least not that guys height.
>>462957
How altruistic. Now let me pet you like a cat.
>>462976
Why do people people always want do this or pat my head?
6'7 God reporting
>>462912
>wanting to be hidiously short to fit in on an imageboard
literally lmaoing @ ur life
>>462926
LONDON
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N
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>>462985
Closeness and love is just making yourself vulnerable to a person who makes themself vulnerable to you. I want you to be vulnerable while I'm completely not vulnerable. That's what an owner/pet relationship is.
>>463099
>Trying to make gorgeous short people feel bad to feel better about yourself while avatar fagging with anime children.
Yeah, you're too cool for us.
>>463230
Just a reminder that no matter what you do you will always be a manlet
No matter how fit or cool you become, you will never overcome being short
Unlike me, who is the perfect male height and will always be the perfect male height
>>463240
Yeah, but manlets fit in here. You're gross. Go away.
>>463240
>Not wanting to be a manlet.
Yeah, go back to /fa/.
>>461499
5'4. Someone break my legs so I can grow a couple inches or two.
>>463244
I'm here to assert my dominance over the manlets and help them learn
>>463245
>wanting to be subhuman
Its like you have no self awareness
>>463248
This is a subhuman board, anon. You're the one who doesn't fit in here. It's like you're a strong Arian Blond Haired, Blue Eyed, Alpha Male but you're in Jew Country right now and everybody's got their Jew Gun trained on you.
>>463251
Success breeds jealousy
>>463256
And jealousy breeds contempt. I have contempt for you.
>5'7"
>otherwise very masculine features
I am attractive to literally no one, end me desu
>>463331
You're beautiful inside
1m81 and fine with that
>>463345
Ain't nothing pretty about guts and organs, close relative.
>>462752
>they always do the fake s-s-stutter when they type
6'2"
and a 6"
173cm
also this
>>461650
6'2, probably taller if my back wasn't so fucked up from scoliosis.
>>463356
I personally like that when people do that.
6'3", but I'm a 150 lbs skellylord. I'm lifting and eating though. I gained 15 lbs in 4 months.
>>463356
If you don't ERP with at least three layers of irony to mask your genuine sincerity, you don't belong on this website. And they had god damn well better be boys that are pretending to be girls, or you double don't belong here.
>>463226
literally the worst fetish you insecure faggot
>>463469
Oh come of it. There are people who like drawings of little girls.
6'9" here.
Am I cute enough for /qa/?
>>463756
you're a big guy
Where did this thing about London being short come from?
>>461634
But anon, I'm 5' 3".
>>463799
Damn, didn't see your post. How's life for a fellow manlet?
>>463772
london for girls
girls are short
short guys are girly
>>463812
It's ok, but being mistaken for a child is pretty shit though.
>>463772
it's an old /fit/ meme, it's a shortening of pls be in london
it's just been appropriated by prison gay cuteposters
175cm
America please learn to use sensible units of measure
>>463772
Why is everyone so new on /qa/
>>464052
because this is the epic sekrit board
>>462985
Your head is the perfect distance from any normal person's hand.
172 cm here
>tfw shortest amongst my friends
>>463944
I don't have a beard since I can't grow facial hair for shit. Wouldn't really want a beard anyway, so not much of a loss.
>>464092
hah!
>shortest in high school
>shortest on studies
>nowdays work for quite big company
>work with a bunch of very nice, hot ladies
>still the shortest
>sometimes need to take something from the highest shelf
>too high for me
>ladies always help me get the stuff i need
>they always give it to me with that weird smile on their faces
>don't even know if they find this cute or they just treat me like a child
>tfw
>>464109
>shortest on studies
What does that even mean? You get shit marks?
Also stop being such a bitch boy, just because you're short doesn't mean you can't date chicks taller than you.
>>464110
>just because you're short doesn't mean you can't date chucks taller than you
Manlet confirmed. Your ding dong was designed specifically for women around your height. Trying to bed women taller than you will lead to humiliation.
>>464113
Really? I've done 2 girls who's quite taller than me and they weren't so apprehensive about my height. The only one girl's I've noticed who give a shit about the height are the short ones themselves.
Then again you must be quite a sage in these matters, so I digress as it seems your knowledge is much more so than anyone else here.
>>464113
You're a faggot if you don't want to be 5'8" just so you can date more tall chicks.
>>464113
Maybe I like humiliation, Jackass. This is the problem with philosophers. You think everybody wants the same thing and you're completely wrong.
How does it come that in the other boards no one is shorter than 5'7/170 cm and the average is over 185 cm? Are you all kids or are they all liars?
>>464110
oh right, 'muricans...university
>Also stop being such a bitch boy
>implications out of your ass
>>464250
I think THEY'RE all liars on the other boards who are afraid of being accused of being manlets but also afraid of being accused of being liars so they don't go too high.
>>464269
What's there to imply when you're being one right now?
>>461749
6' is the perfect height. You're too tall.
6' or 183cm is the perfect male height
5'6" or 171 is the perfect female height
prove me wrong
>>464467
just don't overheat your single brain cell. remember, one word at a time. you'll get it eventually
>>464473
I never get tired of manlet tears
>>464482
>when will lanklets learn: the post
5 foot 9 and a half
buy my drivers license says 5'10"
nigga i made it
>>464478
>>464487
you seriously have some mental problems if you say that i have some complex because of it and avoid girls when i simply said that it's an awkward feeling when someone picks up things for you that are out of your reach
>>464494
Definitely mad.
Chill the fuck out mate.
>>464497
then stop implying things i never said and then playing advisor because i never asked for it
>>464504
No need to have such a short temper mate, you might blow a fuse kek
Guys, guys, you're both ugly. Chill out.
