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I don't know why but this picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don’t fucking understand it’s purpose. It’s so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who’s great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
Mods, please make posting this awful abortion of a picture a bannable offense already.
Only /b/ uses this, and only newfags browse /b/, therefore we don't care, neither should the mods.
Fuck off, newfag.
>>458712
only newfags call others newfags, newfag
t. newfag
>>458715
Not true. I'm not a newfag but I call people newfags. I've been doing it since 2004.
best general
I'M A NEWFAG
HE'S A NEWFAG
SHE'S A NEWFAG
CUZ WE'RE ALL NEWFAGS
HEY!
>>458715
Nice damage control.
>>458748
What the banana peel did you just fucking say about bananas, you YLYL cancer? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the potassium platoon, I've been involved in numerous raids on hugboxes and I have over 300 confirmed derailed threads. I am trained in really, really, really liking this picture and I'm the top worshipper of Lori in the entire board. You are nothing to me but just another angry faggot. I will make you laugh out loud with bananas the likes of which have never been seen before on this thread, mark my potassium filled words. You think saying that shit to me over the internet will faze me? Think again try hard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitposters across 4Chan, and your threads are being derailed right now so you better prepare for banana bombardment, newfag. The bombardment that derails the pathetic little thing you call your thread. You're fucking done, son. I can be on any board, any thread and I can shitpost bananas in over 700 ways, and that's just with my first folder. Not only am I extensively experience in shitposting, but I have access to the entire archives of the 4Chan shitposting directory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your cancerous thread off of the face of the board, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking keyboard. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now your thread is paying the price, you goddamn butt hurt faggot. I will shitpost bananas all over you and you will drown in potassium and lulz. Your thread is dead, kiddo.
does anyone have a checkem banana?
>>458776
maybe look up first what 'damage control' means
>>459113
I think you're the one here who doesn't know what damage control means, my friend. Instead of reading Urbandicitionary, why don't you lurk more?
>>459075
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>>459237
i really, really, really like this image
saved
Front page quality coming through!
up up and away!
>>459733
Trve kvlt banana
>>459733
scary
>>458710
Thanks for the pasta
>>458710
Couldn't agree more
>>458710
Hahaha wow that is a REALLY funny picture
Can I save it?
>>460678
Save it! It's all yours, my friend :)
Top of the board!
Surging to first page!
To the front page!
hahah,great thread
>>461855
Thanks, Lori
>>458710
Maybe it pisses you off because it generates oc, like nothing else in your ylyl threads?
>>462030
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BANANANA BURN
>>458710
Its cancer and needs to be removed. /b/ is already being spammed to the brim with porn, and these cancerous images are used to derail the few good threads.
Hey 4chan developers, any interest in using googles new neural network API to detect images of bananas and automatically remove them? It would be like a wordfilter, except with images
>>462433
>ylyl
>good threads
>>462459
So your saying you dont like laughing? Like one of the those monotone autists that sits in the corner and mubles to himself all day?
>>462462
>implying ylyl threads are funny, ever
newfag detected
>>462433
checked
>>462462
Breathing out of your nose one time faster than usual is not laughing.
daily bump
Daily reminder
A skele-TONthese sans jokes are "humerus" You know, I really got a bone to pick with you otherwise I'm bonedI was making a joke, numbskull Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it he's bad to the BONE A skele-TONthese sans jokes are "humerus" otherwise I'm bonedI was making a joke, numbskull You know, I really got a bone to pick with you Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it Down to the Bone A skele-TONthese sans jokes are "humerus" You know, I really got a bone to pick with you he's bad to the BONE pretty barebones without oneSans is so calm because nothing gets under his skinThis tickles my funny boneDoes that even count as a pun here but I'm a lazybones You know, I really got a bone to pick with this entire thread A skele-TONthese sans jokes are very bare bonesMy brother rides a motercycle now t h r e a d i s v e r y b a r e a d i s v e r y b a r e a d i s v e r y b a r e a d i s t h r e a d i s t h r e b o n e sI find the puns posted so far pretty humerus A skele-TONthese sans jokes are "humerus" I feel it in my bonesSkulls are always single because they have no bodyMan, these jokes aren't even that humerus Papyrus' date didn't go well, did it pretty humerus You know, I really got a bone to pick with this entire thread otherwise I'm bonedI was making a joke, numbskull he's bad to the BONE A skele-TONthese sans jokes are very bare bonesMy brother rides a motercycle now I suddenly have a bone to pick with this entire thread How much does a bag of bones weigh These jokes are very bare bonesMy brother rides a motercycle now pretty barebones without oneSans is so calm because nothing gets under his skinThis tickles my funny boneDoes that even count as a pun here but I'm a lazybones pretty barebones without oneSans is so calm because nothing gets under his skinThis tickles my funny boneDoes that even count as a pun We could have a bone to pick with this entire thread How much does a bag of bones weigh
>>463554
If we cant have YLYL threads, how about we cant have dick threads? Or porn threads? Or kik threads? Or nothing but skeleton PUNS!!
>>463588
I would say its pretty HUMERUS if I say so myself
>mfw face three
>>463553
Holy shit.
>>463764
>face three
>>463553
ffs this shit has gotten out of hand
This thread has just been banana'd to the front page
>>463553
Wow
sounds like someone's got the case of the no-humor!! lol lmao el oh el please though save me
>>458710
>bannable
more like BANANABLE, AM I RITE? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>464084
You forgot the sans face for that pun
>>464084
aww shit I laughed
this is the nicest meme, why would you want to ban it?
Nice thread OP upvote
to the top man
>>465400
dank
Can I save these pics desu
>mfw page 5
bannable or bananabel :P
Wow, I cant believe how slow /qa/ is.Is /qa/ like the 4chan Illuminati?
>>465992
we are the jews.
I really, really, really like this thread.
Unironically laughing right now.
Quality thread op, lets keep it alive family.
>>458710
Even japan is catching on to this funny image.
>>463553
This is fake.
the cancer is fucking spreading. a feels thread on /b/ just got absolutely destroyed by this banana shit
>>466628
kek
Feel threads are cancer (also frog posts), and they attract the most cancerous individuals
>>466628
>>466632
World domination is the goal....
best meme on earth
>>466709
Thats Despicable Meme, not banana
>>466896
fuck minions
>>466896
>insert BananafaceOnMinion.jpg that i cant find at the moment here.
>>467379
i got you fampai
>>463553
DEEPEST LORI
;)
>>467662
Isn't this canibalism?
>mfw page 4
Can someone explain this epic meme, whats the joke?
>>468181
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>470171
hahah,great pic
>>470312
Thanks, Lori
/ban/ana
>>463553
HOLY KEK
>>463553
THIS CANT BE FUCKING REAL
>>463553
Is bananaposting the next Baneposting?
>>466212
FUCK
IS THAT GARFIELD?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, BUD?
don't forget to have a banana for breakfast /qa/
>>471545
Thanks, Lori
>>471662
i remember being extremely high when i made that banana pic.
banana bump
>>458849
>potassium platoon
ok that got me
Abstract banana
>>458731
>2004
>>463165
lost
>>472881
is there anything you banana faggots won't edit?
page 4? blasphemy!
>>473973
holy fuck, i just lost my shit
>>473973
Are you fucking serious? How autistic can you get?
>>473982
thanks lori
>>473984
I'll be here all forever
remove the banana from page two pls
nice thread OP
I really, really, really like this boarde. :^)
>>468675
epic butthurt
>>473973
AYY LMAO
>>474893
>listening to a chef preparing bananas on twitchs food channel while watching that
POSTING BANANAS IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE!
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LIKE DANCING TO THE FRONT PAGE
>>458710
Agreed
So this is cute and all, we're going to keep making threads that are "angry" about bananas and /b/tards use it as an excuse to post more bananas. Are the mods ACTUALLY going to do anything about this? Is anybody going to acknowledge that this is a legitimate problem?
>>475739
Replace banana with /pol/ and you got yourself the current circle of trolling on this board.
banana bump
page one time
>mfw page 2
morning bump
>>477179
What game is that from?
>>477187
Bill and Lori's Excellent Adventure
>>477446
fb.com/Bogs-Binny-815629158543149/
>>477452
why did you link me to this
>>477730
I was testing a script im working on, have a banana for your troubles m8.
>>477910
Thanks, Lori
Happy Easter /bananageneral/
off to the top
>>479267
whoever made this gif is a fucking genius
>>479340
I made it, as well as this one.
>>480420
if it's really you you should make some more, you're fucking brilliant
>>480678
lulz i have no reason to lie, also iv made so many banana pics its ridiculous. My oc banana folder says iv made 187 of them. These posted in this thread alone are some of them.
>>462020
>>462894
>>463764
>>463926
>>464932
>>465321
>>471662
>>473597
>>474430
>>475220
>>475613
>>476056
>>476062
>>476266
>>476543
>>477179
>>477452
>>477910
>>479267
>>480420
>>480686
how did you make those gifs in particular? the quality is stunning
funny banan
>>480940
adobe after effects.
>>481238
do you take commissions?
>>481557
only if its weed
>>463553
sauce or fake
>>481822
the sauce is in the picture fag, daily mail
I'm banned from /b/ right now for posting bananas. They didn't even give me a specific post number. Maybe this thread is working after all
>>462433
>>462462
No, you are the cancer.
I prefer le hipster banana.
banana = minion
>mfw we don't have reddit theme
>>483486
Thanks, Erika.
>>483486
>Erika Gay
>Erika
>Gay
>>483508
>>483525
Thanks Erika and Kenny
Save it, it's all yours my friend
Closest name to John Callanan wins a banana.
>>483817
rolling
>>458710
It's a funny meme, but it's not THAT funny, and people spam it in YLYL threads instead of actually humorous content, which is rare on /b/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6LUvgbd4SA
>>462433
>when you dont understand that you are the cancer and bannanas are the chemo
>>486663
>tumblr
kill yourself
>>486980
lol why u gotta b mad tho???
>>484988
>YLYL
>humorous content
>>487290
this isn't a banana
page 5? that's absurd!
contributing ;)
>mfw page 4
>mfw page 5
>>489025
I really, really, really like your tripcode
>>489026
Thanks Lori
waka waka
>>458715
what does t. mean
>>490081
t. Lori
>be me
>see this thread
>mfw
>Thanks Lori
L O L
L O L
>>490380
LOL
>>490380
Can I save this?
>>490380
THIS UPSETS ME
- /qa/
>>490380
HaHa where did you find this one?
>>490081
terveiset
its finnish for "regards"
>>490430
that looks familiar ;^) (wink)
>>490380
Thanks for letting us build a list of 4chan users' IP addresses; it will be invaluable for our marketing campaigns.
t. KYM staff
>>490453
don? also no problem :^)
also remember this pic of us? lol
>>490380
I really really like this image
>>490456
this picture will most likely end up in history books tbqhwy famalam
>>490456
Put on a skirt senpai
>>490456
Meme Illuminati reporting in
>>490463
hey dude since ur here, in yo'uer opinion, why is the naked banana so funny/popular?
>>490450
Wow swaglord you're so smart!
Y u mod 4?
>>490468
4 u
>>490473
Rlly?
Thanks famalam
You're doing God's work
>>490380
lads
>>490380
Post this on /b/
>>490380
kys
>>490916
be careful what you say
>>491279
That unadjusted picture tickles my autism.
>>458712
>Only /b/ uses this
we use it on /mu/ a lot because an album with a banana on it is /mu/core
>>492483
I don't see it on /mu/ that much desu
I wish I did
The banana meme was made specifically to get rid of cancerous newfags who constantly make the same threads on /b/. Enjoy it Lori, its all yours!
>>492542
The YLYY cancer just migrated to /gif/ where they first had 3 simultanous threads up.
>>490453
Don? Shouldn't you be memeing users on KYM right now?
i hate this thread so much, bananafags are the reason i stopped going to /b/. i thought after a fucking YEAR you autists would lose ambition but somehow you still giggle like a FUCKING MORON at a banana every time you see it!
>>493404
absolutely buttannihilated
>>493404
Sounds like someone is in need of a delicious potassium intake.
>>490380
wew
>>494019
What the fuck does "N N N" mean?
>>494733
ur a funni guy :^)
>>495231
image limit reached, thank god
New thread when?
>>495237
I'll make one
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>>495237
After 30 posts
Great job newfags, you wasted another thread that could potentially make 4chan better
>>495989
You sound upset :)
>>495241
Hahahahahahahha ohhhh man! How unexpected. How completely and utterly shocked I am to see humor of this magnitude. Every FUCKING YLYL thread we are subjected to this shit!!
Did you never stop to think that we might want to actually have a decent laugh in these threads? That we might want to actually sit back and see some genuenly funny content? Maybe Something we can share with our friends and all have our lives brightened up by? Instead what do we get!? THE SAME FUCKING BANANA MEME EVERY DAMN FUCKING THREAD!!
It's getting so FUCKING old it's not even ironicly funny anymore. It just makes me want to tear my FUCKING BALLS OFF!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD! DID WE ALL SUDDENLY GET DOWN SYNDROME SIMULTANEOUSLY!? Seriously stop ruining this board with your bullshit. Take your goddam autism elsewhere you stupid life ruining fucks! You aren't cutting edge, you aren't funny and you aren't contributing to this thread and probably not to humanity either. Just leave the rest of us alone!!
>>496353
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>496411
This shit is a slap in the face to all those brave men and bananas who seek to protect us. It also shows how weak and yellow the mods and admins and our liberal government really are. This puke has spewed hate speech against the United States Of America and his thread is still here? I am actually so sick and tired of the mamby pamby policies which have weakened our Country. Do you think the world is laughing at a king liar who draws lines in the sand? Now some will say, oh you are just blaming Obama. No I am blaming all his gutless wonders and those so called Americans who support and cover for his in ability to be a Commander and Chief. If he were out to protect the people of America, he would stand up and make it clear, this kind of edgy trash is treason and sedition seeks to harm America and should be removed. Oh wait this is the same weakling who says he has an agreement with a country who wishes to destroy us, Iran. What side is he on? He himself is one of the greatest threats to all that has made America great, with his liberal supporters who have done all they can to undermine the values, ethics and standards which have made America great. This is again a slap to the face of true Americans and another example how obama has shown our enemies how weak we have become due to him and his followers.
>image limit reached
Fuck it, new thread
>>496797
>>496798
>image limit reached
potassium limit hasn't been reached
BANANA
>>497229
BANANA
>>490380
swaglord more like memelord lol
>>496454
A fat, pimple faced faggot sits on a broken kitchen chair that has one leg shorter than the other 3, endlessly stroking his chronically flaccid, smegma coated cock, just looking for the one thing that will get him hard. Finally, he comes across a YLYL thread. "Oh boy!" he exclaims, as he ejects his rancid, Doritos scented saliva into the palm of his hand. "Just what I need." He frantically starts lubing up his chafed stump while navigating his labyrinth of overused memes and Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction. At last he finds it, the holy grail of aphrodisiacs: the naked banana. As he posts picture after picture, he giggles uncontrollably while his baby dick reaches maximum altitude. He repeats "I really really really like this image" over and over again in between fits of laughter. As he reaches his climax, his body covered in his glorious PC master race sweat, and his tic tac cock covered in his hepatitis infected blood, he leans back in his chair and says with great satisfaction, "Thanks Lori."
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four threads at once /qa/?!?!?!?!
>>499211
>only four
what a disgrace! i'm compelled to make another. for the L.U.L.Z.!. :33
>be me
>in 9th grade social studies
>have to do some project about modern society and present it to class
>whatever.jpg
>decide to do project on my senpai 4chan
>I make a flashy PowerPoint and everything
>the presentation day comes and it's my turn to go
>butterfliesinstomach.jpg
>I dim the lights and start the PowerPoint
>I start off explaining to them the idea behind 4chan and the different boards
>I tell them all they shouldn't go onto /b/ without me there as their guide because my hacker bros wouldn't take kindly to them
>I go on to tell them about the other boards and how they pretty much suck compared to /b/
>The PowerPoint comes to a close and I can tell everyone is jealous of me
>now it's time for the activity I planned for the class to do together
>a real life YLYL thread
>I explain the rules and start the game
>I flash the banana picture on the screen and inform them all they just lost
>there is scattered confused laughter
>I start laughing hard and yell "fucking newfags"
>a lot of people gasp and the room is now silent
>the teacher tells me to go out into the hallway
>I tell him I will after my presentation
>rude
>he gets up and presses the button to call the office
>ILL JUST GO I yell in rage
>I storm out of the room
>I go and hide in the bathroom but the principal finds me and makes me go to ISS
>fucking assholes
banana bump
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It's life's greatest mystery why these faglords ruin every thread with that banana. Maybe it's a missing chromosome that makes it funny, no one really knows for sure.
Quite possibly the un funniest thing that has ever existed. They show the banana to Guantanamo bay terrorist directly after water boarding and they immediately loose the will to live because it's so unfunny....
>> once you see the banana you loose a price of the will to live each time.
>>it's that unfunny.
>>500360
Sounds like you need some potassium.
Banana a cute
>swaglord is deleting banana threads
thanks lori
>>502018
whoever ur quoting, their a liar!
>>502044
what happened to all the banana threads then?!?!? huh?!?!?!?!?
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the funny Bananna so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Bananna every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Bananna is love" I say; "Bananna is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a bananafag Neet
>I told him that I really really liked that picture... but he doesn't understand
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Bananna
>Bananna Fags never die... we multiply
>>502432
cool story bro
>>458710
Dunno why but that picture genuinely pisses me off. Like I don't fucking understand it's purpose. It's so incredibly stupid and not even in a way as to make it funny. Who was the retarded faggot who's great fucking idea it was to release this piece of backed up cuntwater into the eyes of the Internet anyhow? Of what purpose did they intend with this abomination? Is it supposed to be cute? Is it supposed to be situationally funny? Why should i care that it is naked? Why does it look at me like i should want to laugh at its immature gesture?
Seriously fuck this dumbass banana and the 40+ year Olds who are to blame for surfacing this aborted shart of a sad attempt at humor.
I am not fond of that picture.
It's life's greatest mystery why these faglords ruin every thread with that banana. Maybe it's a missing chromosome that makes it funny, no one really knows for sure.
Quite possibly the un funniest thing that has ever existed. They show the banana to Guantanamo bay terrorist directly after water boarding and they immediately loose the will to live because it's so unfunny....
>> once you see the banana you loose a price of the will to live each time.
>>it's that unfunny.
>>458710
bump :D
>>476058
fucking nightmares I tell you
>>492677
/gif/ is just /bee/ with a file restriction anyway
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